What did you do to poor Andy Gibb to make him so depressed?
Do you miss your days as a prostitute?
I went to college with your step-daughter Brooke Glassman. She was a cunt too.
Who the fuck are you?
Did you ever slap Larry Hagman?
Victoria Principal hates gays and lesbians.
I thought all hookers were bi.
At what time this morning did you start drinking?
Would you ever doing one of those great "Principal Secret" infomercials again? You know, those ones where you sneak up on people in parking lots and practically give them heart attacks when they realize it's you?
Is it true you could chop up the coke for Andy like a Benihana chef?
What was the greatest gift you gave to Bobby?
1. The Tundra Torque.
2. Your undying love?
How many abortions, Vicky?
You were the one who turned Andy Gibb onto coke, right?
Do you think Cliff has warned (Pamela) Rebecca about Neurofibromatosis?
Why so much awful plastic surgery? And do you realize how horrific you look?
Such a shame, Victoria.
You were so.fucking.cute.
What's with the Afro in 'Earthquake?
R1, I have no idea to what you are referring.
R2, my pussy has magical powers. It turned Anthony Perkins straight, you know. What man wouldn't begin a long slide toward death once I took it away?
I was never a prostitute, and if you insist on spreading vicious lies, I have no problem having my attorney contact you. Just ask my maid and Joan Rivers what happens to people who fuck with me.
R3, I have no idea to whom you are referring. Unless you mean the spawn of that dreadful ex-husband of mine who screwed me out of millions of dollars of my hard earned money during our divorce settlement.
R4, it's probably better for you if you don't know. Like R3 said, I'm a cunt.
R5, only in his wet dreams.
R7, I never really stopped.
R6, R9, and R11, you will be hearing from my attorneys.
R8, I've sold enough of that worthless shit so that I'll never have to lift a finger for the rest of my life. Unless I need to shoot my maid, of course.
R10, my greatest gift to him was a Principal Secret sampler basket, which I see he never bothered to use.
Victoria, why didn't you ever sit with me in the Lorimar commissary? You always said somebody else had asked but then you'd eat alone- except that one time you ate with Betty Buckley her last day on the studio lot after her show was canceled.
Wow, she really looks like Pat Benatar in r14's commercial.
your karma for being such a horrible bitch in life is that you now look like something Tim Burton doodled after one too many Mai Tai's.
Victoria, what was having relations with Anthony Perkins like?
why did you drop out of the public view?
I have 2 questions for you, Pamela.
You're Mexican, right ?
Why do you no longer have a chin? Did your hubby shave it off to repair your coke nose?
Who promoted you from Victoria Teacher?
why did you screech so much on the top of that building?
R18 Sorry honey but, who are you again? I used to love Betty! In fact, I loved her so much, that I forgot all about her until I realized that, unlike me, she still has a career.
R20, contrary to what you think, I've been a saint. In fact, I've been so good that karma has allowed my body to stop needing any other fuel than Campari and Limoncello! I look like I've been fucking preserved in alcohol... Isn't that what everyone wants in this life?
R21 - it was strenuous. Who knew that pegging the shit out of a self-hating fag could be so tiring? On the positive side, it helped me to give my figure that manly look that "straight" clients like so much. I also liked it when he called me Stephen and make me play the West Side Story soundtrack to him, while I turned his sphincter to pulp with a 12" by 8" strap on dildo. I was devastated when he married Berry instead of me... Apparently, her fist was four times bigger than mine.
R22 I never dropped out of public view. I have recently starred in the very popular film series Saw, where my "surgery-free" face shone in all its mummified glory. How could you not recognize me?
R23 no, I'm not Mexican. I come from 'Il Cazzo Felice', the most glamorous road brothel in all Southern Italy. Also, I had my chin removed because it helps me to get roles. Producers didn't like it when their balls were crushed by my pointy bone during "auditions".
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We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
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Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
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And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
The old site will remain around while things settle down but will go away fairly soon as we consolidate everything to the one "official" site.
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