David Burtka in a bathing suit

Where is his chin?

heideous bathing suit

Mommy's got a tummy. Is another set of twins growing?

He looks like a moron with that suit hanging just over his cock like that. It looks like his cock is the only thing keeping it from falling off. And his body is simply BLAHHHHH. Very mediocre.

R1= Brian Dennehy. R2= Andrew Lloyd-Webber. R3 = Rosie. R4= John Goodman. Thanks for the observations, boys.

I wonder if they've had a foursome with Elton and David? I can just picture Elton's hooves in the air as NPH is mounting him.

Heideous?

Oh dear.

R5 = Burtka

Burtka's clearly trying to do an impression of an Olympic diver, with his suit down below his child-bearing hips.

Russia: 7.5

US: 5.0

UK: 0.0

I wish my gut was that small.

He does not have a killer body but to say he has tummy is pushing it.. A lot of body snark here.

He looks like a child.

slimey doughy twink

Bad angle and bad light. The body looks quite ripped. And that is some serious Apollo's belt. But the shorts, oh my the shorts. They are hideous.

VOMIT

I'm so sick of this attention-whore. Actually, I'm sick of both of Burtka and NPH.

And yes, he's the least attractive half of a fairly unattractive couple.

Hey, for a woman who's had 2 kids, he's got a pretty good body!

He is disgusting and vile.

he somehow looks simultaneously pudgy and fit...

R15 You also posted "VOMIT" in "Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka And The Twins Vacation With Elton John In Saint Tropez".

What're your issues?

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Do most celebrities post vacation pictures or just those who are attention whores?

I thought celebrities were generally looking for more privacy, not less

I'm not R15, but I like NPH it is David Burtka that is awful and gross.

NPH only tweets 2 things: photos of Burtka, and food porn about what he and Burtka cook and/or eat.

It's pathetic.

[quote]Do most celebrities post vacation pictures or just those who are attention whores?

My thoughts too. I think it's clear by now that NPH and DB are fast turning into desperate attention whores that are on their way to rival Reichen and the Kardashians Klan.

[quote]Do most celebrities post vacation pictures or just those who are attention whores?

Only those who go for the 'we are just regular folks documenting stuff we like like everybody else on a social network like facebook' public image.

They share these pictures for whatever reason and some suspect something sinister like promoting homosexuality or something less sinister like famewhoring. To me these pictures make them look more regular and approachable which from a gay rights point of view is very gay role model-ish.

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Guys, be nice! I'm sure he's counting down the hours until he gets to get away from Elton John and collect his check. He looks absolutely miserable.

What a bunch of jealous bitches on here.

He looks perfectly fine. That being said, I've never quite understood what NPH sees in him... They just seem fundamentally mismatched.

He's gorgeous, give a rest, jealous bitches.

Aw, don't be mean, Neil Patrick[r5]. We're just stating the obvious.

ok, sorry, meant hideous, my e's and i's always seem to come together and it still is one fucking ugly bathing suit.

He always seems annoying and fake in those Soup clips. He's becoming a running gag, like Whitney's "Kiss my Ass" or Ann Curry's "Good morning, good morning, good morning..."

Oh R34 you are so right on. I've never seen him do his segments for E News except for the clips that The Soup plays. He is so over the top when they feature him.

I agree with R29 and R31. He's a beautiful man and he and NPH make an adorable couple. Stop being so jealous and threatened by other gay men.

"Stop being so jealous and threatened by other gay men."

Stop being such a baby over anonymous comments. It's pathetic that this affects you so much. Unless you're Neil or DB perhaps.

Not David Burtka's best photo, but why so much strong disapproval?

Not my favorite nipples - smaller than I prefer, but they do look freshly chewed, so he gets points for that.

The strong disapproval is from a handful of trolls, who knows what issues they have. There are some really fucked up gay men on DL unfortunately.

He's the white equivalent of Al Reynolds. Except he's out of the closet.

I'm not bashing his looks, but I do find his constant mugging and desperate need for attention quite repellent. What surprises me is that NPH appears to be equally whoring for attention. I had him pegged as classier than that, but I guess I was wrong.

R40 The ridiculous hostility in your post is hardly a ringing endorsement of your sanity.

Head case, indeed.

I'd like to know what some of you look like based on your bashing of his looks. He's an attractive guy.

I don't understand the criticism of his body at all, but agree with some of you that NPH and DB have become annoyingly fame-whorish and "aren't we adorable"? It isn't any more tolerable simply because it is a gay couple doing it.

Like R39, I noticed the heavily worked nips. NPH must like to play with titties - figures he'd have a mommy complex.

Countdown until they breakup - citing among the reasons "how difficult it is to have a happy marriage when you are constantly in the public eye"

Which is exactly what you want, R47, because if your bitter ass can't be happy, then neither can anyone else.

NPH's nipples look worked in some of the pics as well.

Yay, Chewy McNip is back! I have missed you.

The newest boonchkin looks just like Fivehead.

He's got pointy tits. That comes from being sucked on, or pulled to hard during sex.

And to get them like that you have to do that for hours and hour each time you have sex.

He's a tit freak

They're not that bad, r52.

I'd hit it.

Especially if NPH was in the room, humming Sondheim...

I am always amazed at how many right wing., dmwitted foolz pozt on datalounge.

Awww, shucks, r50! You make me blush.

r52: Aint that the truth! And isn't it heaven?

"I'm so sick of this attention-whore. Actually, I'm sick of both of Burtka and NPH."

AMEN!!

If beter-looking gay celebrities would just come out of the closet, sitcom actor NPH and his aging trick would VERY quickly sink to the bottom of the French Riviera.

I don't know how you can be sick of them. They're not papped that often.

Oh please, R57. What do you look like?

It's really not about what those two look like, but how they behave. Their constant need for attention is really obnoxious. They're like the gay Kardashians. I wouldn't be surprised if Burtka and the twins end up getting their own reality show.

He is truly repulsive.

He's adorable and you queens know it.

I'd hit it!

Everybody has to be good looking [R57]? Don't be so shallow

His tits are sucked on till they are squished

I'm Doogie Houser and I like to suck my boyfriends nips till they are all deformed

"Stop being such a baby over anonymous comments. It's pathetic that this affects you so much. Unless you're Neil or DB perhaps."

To paraphrase Bart Simpson: The ironing is delicious.

they're pathetic and boring. I don't like anything NPH has ever done, hate that "Glee" -chorus boy type, major boner killer.

bump

Is he a movie star face/looks/body? NO

Is he ugly or fat? NO

Definitely NOT fat so girls eating bon bons and watching the housewives, shut up and get a life. I'll bet you have not had a man half this good.

I see he still hasn't lost the "baby weight" from the twins.

He's the fat ugly wife.

Stop bumping all these threads, moron.

Weak chest area. Close to being a genetic Chernobyl.

Neil could do better.

He isn't much, Neil could do better

Is he getting a settlement in the upcoming divorce?

He looks good and no he does not have a tummy. You guys are a bunch of disgustingly critical assholes.

Not unattractive, but not my type.

He's fat