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- Jesus! Quit trying to make Zac Efron relevant again. He's a has-been who might be a never-was.
Every week, OP starts a couple of threads about him on here desperately trying to make it seem like people care about him any more.
- While I appreciate the storied history of r1 cuntiness, I must let it be known I have never started a Zac Efron thread in my life, until now. I merely thought my fellow homosexuals would like to watch a big ass, even if it belongs to a never-was, being shaken in our faces. Mea culpa.
OP
- Very nice OP. Thanks.
- How would you describe Zac's ass other than simply "big," OP?
- Dude's really trying to have a career post High School Musical.
I bet he is praying for some really edgy role coming his way, like some drug addict or a (mentally) disabled character.
- He has a bigger ass than I expected.
- If he dies tragically, that might help. In a movie, that is.
- Well the first words that sprung to mind other than "big" r4 are "tremulous" and "fecund."
OP
- Bombs away.
- I'm so sorry he's losing his tone, that his cock is little, and that his ass is deflating and spreading out. If only we hadn't had that accident on the way to his place in 2002, trunk all cushioned and duct tape in hand.
- Gosh, I think his ass looks great. Some of you have bizarre expectations.
- I'm feeling Hot, HOt, HOT!!!!
But they are not tighty whities. He needs to go down one size smaller.
Men with bodies like Zac and Joe Jonas and Marky Mark, need to only wear tighty whities or nothing
- I've never understood the hoopla over Zac Efron. But that is a hot ass.
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- He doesn't have a big ass - he has a twinky ass.
Direct link:
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- he is beautiful.
- His ass looked flat in the naked half-ass shot on the Sydney balcony.
- Damn, that ass is nicer than I expected. Would pound that thing until I started shooting blanks.
- Who wears white briefs today?
- R12, that should be ammended to the Constitution.
- Big ass-OP? Huh..his ass is gorgeous! I could park my face in it for hours!
- I dunno, I like briefs that are a little bit loose, so the junk swings around some. You can imagine the sensation of it rubbing on the fabric. Tingly. Looking at somebody in underwear that's too tight makes me feel like I'm standing in the meat section of the grocery store.
- Most young guys today wear boxer briefs. In fact, Zac usually wears black boxer briefs (eg. the undie shots on the Sydney balcony). That's why it's odd he's wearing these. They're a departure from his standard underwear preferences.
- I haven't read the book so maybe Zac's character wears briefs in the book but it wouldn't surprise me if Lee Daniels the director was VERY specific and HANDS ON with the costuming choices for this scene.
- I think Lee Daniels was asked and said (paraphrasing) something along the lines liek: I am gay and Zac Efron is a handsome man. I know what to do.
- OP, they're called underwear - not underpants.
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- Up.
- Zac has a hot ass but the trailer was terrible
- " Underpants" is sexier sounding.
- This thread is the silliest. Zac has a beautiful ass, even in that silly link from OP. The man is incredibly sexy, I only wish he was four or five inches taller. He looks like he's dancing with his mommy in those few repeated frames.
- Sorry! I should have written, "I wish he were four or five inches taller."
r29
- At first I thought you said he was only four or five inches long. . .
- He's at least a good six.
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- Zac is 5'10" not incredibly short, but still short in my opinion. If he were 6'2" or 6'4" he wouldn't look so small next to Nicole Kidman.
- Out of the way boys, Mama's mussey is moving faster than a flamenco dancer on bath salts!
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- Do you think the wet underwear will be revealing enough that we can see the outline of his cock?
- [quote]They're a departure from his standard underwear preferences.
You do understand that actors don't generally get to choose their film characters' wardrobes, yes?
- R36, most of the time actors wear their own underwear.
- Wait a minute...Zac Efron is a he? I always thought she was a lesbian. Now I am really confused.
Cheryl
- [quote]R36, most of the time actors wear their own underwear.
In scenes where it's hidden underneath pants, yes. In scenes where it's the sole item of clothing, no. Btw I got the impression from the description that the film is a period piece, which would better explain the slack briefs.
- Him in tighty whities I cant wait to go see it. I wonder who kept his worn briefs from the set.
- Matthew M., R40?
- He has a PERFECT ass! He just keeps getting hotter every year.
- This movie is worth seeing if only for the seen of Nicole Kidman pissing on Zac.
- R42, I think you're getting a big carried away.
- r40 I want them!
- I want to eat his ass for days!
anonymous
- his unders
- Zac gets handsomer and handsomer, while Joe Jonas is going downhill quickly.
Poor Joe, I hope at least, he doesn't wind up like his daddy or baby Jonas
- Wonder what his hole smells like.
- What do you think it smells like, R49?
You know what comes from there, right?
- "You know what comes from there, right?"
Sexy love?
- He fills them out pretty well.
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- Not really. He's pretty scrawny.
- He needs a firm, sound spanking in those briefs to flatten and deflate that ass, then pulled down to see how red his ass got from the spanking.
Jesus
- His ass looked pretty flat in the naked ass pics on the Sydney balcony earlier this year.
- r55 To each its own. Anyways those ass pics are fake. The underwear ones are real. The ass ones were in his underwear but photoshopped.
- He has a nice ass, but I wouldn't call it "big." It looks like he's been doing squats/lunges 'cause his cheeks look taught, but even so it's not bubbly. A true bubble butt looks rounder and shelf-like.
- The movie has the best poster I've seen in a long time. Sleazy grindhouse feel meets bestseller adaptation. They should put "Jacqueline Susann's The Paperboy" on the ad just for the hell of it, complete the look.
The trailer on the other hand gives no real clue what the fuck it's about. A murder, some sort of white trash film noir??? I don't know. I will go see it though. If only for the scene where Kidman pisses on Efron.
- R56, there was one genuine naked ass pic.
- Oooh he got some nasty ass stains on his underpants.
Why you post those scat ass pics?
- Maybe in the scene they wrestle in the rain or there's a part where he's sitting down on the dirt in the yard.
- Yes, Z is handsome, but I'm not impressed. If he was a better actor, I would be.
- The poster is great. It looks like something from a mid 70's B movie.
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- Macy Gray?! What does she play, some retarded ghetto chick?
- She plays a singer.
- It looks like Zac don't know how to wipe his ass.
Ew
- That's a nostalgic dance for Nicole, dancing with a short brunette.
- I see London, I see France
I see Zac shit in his underpants
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- Love his ass. I could watch that clip a hundred times!
anonymous
- Zac is perfect, will probably watch this movie many times.
- I would love to wrestle Zac Efron in the rain.
- Zac has a bad case of the skids.
Did he have a wet fart or something?
- Brush your ass skid kid
- It's probably dirt from sitting or rolling on the ground during the scene
- most likely, or just wet. He looks hot, why is everyone focusing on the "dirt"?
- Love a sloppy bottom YUMMY
- Macy Grey is not as retarded looking since her 3rd face lift
- Zac is VERY HOT. I don't usually go for pretty boys either but I love his face and of course is body is so sexy.
- Wonder if he has a real hairy bush and arse?
- [quuote]why is everyone focusing on the "dirt"?
Because in a movie you want to make sure that nothing on your white skivvies looks like shit.
I don't care WHAT it is, it looks like he shit in his pants
And I MEANT what I said, and I SAID what I meant
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- Stick legs.
- Is Zac's hole virgin?
That is the question.
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- Am I the only one who noticed the generous crotch he was sporting in the first few frames of OP's vid?
- r84 Thats the best part.
- Zac is so HOT.
- LOL James Franco you wanted to know the same thing about Hunter Parrish! Sadly I don't have the answer to that.
- Does Zac shave his hole?
- Zac was so upset by the shooting at the ESB that he shit his pants
- Ew shit
- Yes, R88.
- He is a pseudo jew so you know he does
- When is this movie out?
- October 5, R93
- I see London I see France
Zac shat in his underpants
- I hear the movie is already getting interest from those with Coprophagia
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- Thanks r94
r93
- I used to like him better when he was pretty like a girl, but I do like his ass better now.
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- I would lick that chocolate from his beefy cake!
- Wet underwear = piss
Brown underwear = scat
Zac fans = Sick freaks
- Shirtless
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- I'm just so glad that this movie bombed with the critics. Rotten tomatoes says it all.
The kid cannot open a movie, and he's no star.
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- He was better looking when he looked like a girl.
- Looks like he has a big bulge
- Did he wipe his filthy ass yet?
- Nasty
- No one really even knows much about this guy - wonder why he arouses such negative feelings on DL. I think he is changing into a handsome man with great armpits. He was too pretty before. And the ass- seriously, guys, how many of us would turn that down?
R57 Nice one, tempted to oh-my it at first :)
- R107, he's a product of Hollywood. We're not supposed to "really" know much about him as a person.
We are, however, bombarded with ads that tell us "Zac Efron will break your heart." And he's all over the internet with drooling from people like you who think he's worthy of the attention as a "handsome man" with "great armpits."
He's a poser, selling himself. What's not to loathe?
- I'd like to be Efron's john
- I used to like him. Ewww
