I really want to get fucked, but it hurt so much. I am thinking of putting in butt plug in the morning and leaving it in all day just to open things up.
What say you?
What if you have to poop?
Start with chopstick first
Perhaps. I'm desperate to find a way to muffle Mitt's political tourettes.
If your ass is plugged up, you can't release air. You will be bloated and in pain. Not fun.
You can't release "air"?
You're head will explode.
Reply 6, yes, it's air. Not liquid, not fire, not electricity.
No need to leave it in all day, OP. Just until it's golden brown. You'll probably also want to take it out from time to time for basting and to check for doneness.
Sue Ann Nivens
It said in that book "My Life with Jordy" or whatever it was called that Michael Jackson used to wear tampons up his ass all day.
I think that's why he spoke with a jittery timber and would sit upright and shift around like he had a stick up his ass.
I do this at the office all the time. It's the only way to make it through the workday.
Show me a hole which has a buttplug inside all day long and I show you a sloppy hole.
My handsome nephew, Chip, only by mistake left his bp in for 24 hours. Let me tell you we where at the er most of the evening as they tried in vain to get that sucker wedged out of his love hole. Chipper has never been the same since
Make sure to take the stairs wherever possible, OP.
you should have a few really high fiber meals, beans, lentils, chick peas (the jewish eat these), apples, and then slide the BP in. When you have to BM, and oh boy will you, you'll either push it out or your head will explode. you should also:
a) leave a butt plug in the toilet bowl at work, and
b) drop a sweet potatoe in the toilet at work, for kicks
Honey, if you are in London, you will need two butt plugs as those Eastern European boys have some large dongs
"Michael Jackson used to wear tampons up his ass all day"
LOL! Now there's a mental image NO ONE needed...
I don't get the appeal of butt plugs. Is it so that a bottom is always ready to go at a moments notice, or is it a continual sexual pleasure?
[quote]chick peas (the jewish eat these)
Does this really have anything to do with chick peas or butt plugs? No.
R18, it keeps the anal sphincter supple.
[quote]If your ass is plugged up, you can't release air.
Yes he can...his farts will just come out his mouth. Isn't that the way it works?
No 21, they come out your mouth. It's the number one cause of halitosis.
[quote]drop a sweet potatoe in the toilet at work, for kicks
Dan Quayle is posting at DL again. At least he has a good sense of humor.
Is that a buttplug up your ass or are you just not happy to see me?
R18, How about trying one?
If you've ever had an orgasm with at least a medium one in, you learn quickly while cumming with a good dick in the ass is so awesome. To cum, the muscles on your lower body contract to give you the force to shoot sperm. With a plug or dick in, those vibrations and contractions don't stop, they cascade around the anus and through the body. My body feels the orgasm from abs to toes when I cum when I'm fucked or have the right toy.
If you don't bottom often or have a partner with a big dick, they are exactly what you need to relax the sphincter enough so the top doesn't have to pressure his way in. A good top knows foreplay and uses fingers toys and his dick skillfully to make it a great experience. Those guys are rare, so self prep with one can help.
Oh yes, and OP, R12 is right. And if you don't re-lube and re-adjust, you may regret having it on for too long.
You just need it for a bit - and ideally not too big so you're not at least a bit tight for tour partner.
And let me just add, a butt plug and other toys are perfect ways to prove to yourself getting penetrated isn't painful.
That's why they have butt plug kits where you can start with a small one and work up to a bigger one. You learn how lube makes it better, when it's not enough. You learn that if you want to prove you can take it, you have to relax and want it in you. And you learn that when you're hard it's easier to open up. The body knows.
Again, I say, try it.
isn't this how you get by LBM?
Hole stretching should be mandatory
Don't do it OP. My ex did it once and went to work. The lube that made it easy to get up there dried out, and it got stuck. Was very painful to get out. He's a loving but dumb hillbilly.
Call me a pervert but I think there's nothing sexier than a hot guy presenting his gaping hole like most of the You Love Jack models do.
I heard Janet Jackson's last tour was a bomb and that she hasn't exactly been smart with her money so maybe that's the reason she's gone to the dark side with her shady family??! She does look good tho, not sure why people are calling her fat.
Re you saying that Janet Jackson wears a buttplug while on tour?
[quote] Is it OK to leave a butt plug in all day?
Would you leave your mouth open all day? Would you leave your arm raised all day? Would you stand on one leg all day?
Then don't abuse your hole.
One's hole abuse is another one's love declaration of said body part.
This may be the right thread to ask this. About a week ago I tried having sex with this very endowed guy. I am not an experienced bottom and I didn't "warm up" before trying this. And he may have a big dick but he's a selfish top because the more I told him to ease up the more he forced his dick on me, think that eventually I would magically open up.
Suffice to say, it wasnt a pleasurable experience and he never got inside me. Afterwards, I realized he hurt my butt area, but a few days after, I realized just how much. I dunno if he tore some muscles on the outer wall of my ass hole or not, but my butt has been hurting me all up until now. Even the gland areas in the front near my loins hurt and the urethra path in my penis seems to hurt a little bit. Yesterday I had chills and sensitivity over my body and felt like I needed rest; but I'm fine today.
Could his trying to fuck me have cause a tear or cut on my ass and my not realizing this and the heat and moisture in that area caused me an infection?
Only if you're Cal Ripken, Anthony Recker, Max Gail or Christopher Meloni, the top ample butted bottom candidates around here lately...............
Up and At Him
Not going to sat it's impossible R37 but all those symptoms sound stress induced.
I'm with you, Pervert/r31. it's the sexiest thing a guy can do for me
They sound like "mary" symptoms.
Mary! Don't do it.
OP, your ass will start to graft to it, accept the buttplug as part of you. Then you'll have to go to the emergency room (remember the obese couch woman?).
Just find a guy with a smaller dick.
I'm surprised no one brought up what kind of butt-plug we're talking about here. Around mid-00s, silicone butt-plugs were invented which are non-toxic and far more comfortable than the old kind. I could never keep the old vinyl kind in for long, but I do keep silicon plugs in all day if I feel like it, and sleep with them. You can also use Crisco as the lube, the cheapest and longest lasting lube.
Getting penetrated is ALWAYS painful for me. It takes me HOURS of trying to take even a small vibrator (smooth and not fat) up there.
I don't know how anyone finds it pleasurable. It hurts like a motherfucker. Always.
Not a bottom.
Got the kids off to bed now, please someone explain what are the reasons for a butt plug?
ass 4 use
@ Molly McButter ROTFL
Are you going to believe that liar?
Michael sued his @$$ and won, what does that tell you about that rag?
And he filed bankruptcy and fled to Cuba so he didn't have to pay Michael for his V.G.'s lies.
till this day he never paid Michael.
IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!!!
NO! I tried it once and nearly exploded!
[so self prep with one can help.]
I always use two cans.
Fuck I shove fists in my pussy
A woman at work asked if I knew why a co-worker was "walking so funny." I learned a few years later from a mutual friend that he often wore a butt plug.
R47, why on earth would you devote hours to something so uncomfortable?
And R53, you insert two cans of WHAT?
I tried it once and failed. My ex and I were trying to mix things up and he wanted me to wear a butt plug all day. I had to go home at lunch and take it out. It was too uncomfortable. He came home at lunch, too, and we stayed home and fucked the rest of the afternoon, so at least the story has a happy ending.
Alternatively, just keep three loads of cum up your hole all day.