Miranda Kerr says rumors of a split with Orlando Bloom are false
Miranda Kerr has hit out against rumours that her marriage is on the rocks.
The Australian model has confirmed, via her agent, that reports of a failing relationship with Orlando Bloom are bogus. "There is absolutely no truth in the story", Kerr's new manager, Annie Kelly, said.
The 29-year-old, who is currently in New York, was glimpsed without her wedding ring earlier in the year - a slip that was all it took for the rumour mill to start spinning.
The couple wed in 2010 and are often spotted with 18-month-old son, Flynn, but headlines claimed the union was in trouble.
Editors at America's Famous magazine and Australia's News Ltd newspapers recently alleged the stars were "living separate lives" due to their hectic schedules.
There is no doubt that the Victoria's Secret "angel" is forced to spend time apart from the Lord of the Rings actor, 35, because of work commitments, and Famous was quick to speculate.
The magazine reported that a "friend" had said that the relationship "might be in trouble."
"She’s not wearing her ring," the source said. "She’s had a lot on her plate - it could be that somewhere along the way her relationship with Orlando may have slipped between the cracks."
Kerr recently switched her management company, parting with Sydney-based Chic to join international agency, IMG Models.
How interesting how low our Toothy-Tile-era, wildly talked about bisexual Blind boy Harland Fuss chose to lay for several years. So much so, he decided to go and get married! Gosh, do you think Harland really isn't into the boys, anymore?
Well, you know, certain habits die hard:
See, Harland just decided—based on his continued ho-hum career performance—that he needed to amp things up a bit. And if he couldn't haul out any more blockbuster projects, he'd simply try the get-married-and-procreate path. After all, that sometimes works for fading, closeted gay stars who are looking for a tabloid leg-up with their popularity, right?
Uh, not always, as poor Fey Oiled-Tush has discovered. But, we digress.
Harland just hasn't been able to quash his man-on-man desires (hard as he's tried, poor thing). And what with his career hitting the back-burner 'n' all, he decided not that long ago that he'd do the domestic dance, find a chick to fake-tango with and see if he could muster back up that ol' bedroom eyes thing. Onscreen, mind you.
Because the deal is (and, trust, there is a deal here, folks) that Harland's beard was promised a career-boost herself, in the arrangement. And she, like a lot of desperate wannabes in this business, bit. In fact, she chomped on the behind-the-scenes opportunity so fast, Mr. Fuss, always a more thoughtful dude than Tinseltown's used to, wondered what the hell he'd gotten himself into.
But it was far too late to go back on his devil-dealing scenario.
I bet if I hired a Private Eye, he'd find Tina Yothers sneaking out of Bloom's bedroom late at night.
She's gotten all the publicity she can out of his fading star, so there is no reason for the union to continue.
I wonder if he'll get custody of the kid? He's the one who can spend time at home.
I've been on DL for quite a number of years and for some reason, R2's comment strikes me as the oddest thing I've ever read.
I'm ok with part one of the BI, but Kerr's career is huge. One of the top models in the world.
Together they've got to be the stupidest people on earth. When Flynn learns to talk, he'll take charge
[quote] Together they've got to be the stupidest people on earth. When Flynn learns to talk, he'll take charge
Have you ever heard her voice? Oh christ, it's like nails on a chalk board. She also comes across as completely ignorant
Orlando may not be as big as he was a decade ago, but he's still hot and still a multi-millionaire.
I'm sure most of you bitches would go down on him in a second.
Her appeal is lost on me. I guess straight guys like her looks but to me, her face is kinda busted.
she's cute. she looks like a child, I guess that appeals to the pedo hidden in most men.
Is she still breast feeding? She made sure she was photog'd with Flynn dangling from her tit. She finally had breasts!
Harlund Fuss is getting "cheated on."
Of course, I'm sure Miranda wrote her need for actual sex into the contract. She's just being very indiscreet about it.
Harry Stiles and Leo DiCaprio for the two "pop boys". She's moved on to Gerard Butler? Wow. Is she publicly punishing Orlando for straying with other toms? Is that the reason Kate Bosworth almost starved herself to death over him?
Someone has got it in for her, and is feeding nasty gossip to the blind item people.
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