Oh, I was just having a lovely evening, reading my New Testament while John plays something New-Agey on the new piano. New, new, new! It's who I am, what I stand for; born-again, again and again! Before I fingerpaint a portrait of my Lord and Savior, I was wondering. . .
John Tesh's Obedient Wife
Connie, you were on two network programmed in the 80s, but never appeared on "Battle of the Network Stars". We're you unwilling to compete with two left feet? Afraid of Howard Cosell grabbing your fun bags? Too chicken to go up against Nancy McKeon in "Simon Says"?
While we're on the topic of 'Battle of the Network Stars', did you and Scott Baio ever check out what inside each others' bathing suit?
Also, is Gil hung? What about Gib? Why did you name him Gib? Is he gay? He sure is purty...
Are you so washed up that even "Dancing With the Stars" doesn't call?
Is this another eldergay thread?
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
Yes it is, R7! And one day, when you are an eldergay and you are here talking about Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattwhateverthehellhisname is, a younger gay will drop in and be obnoxious to YOU!
Or, better yet, perhaps you will never be an eldergay, and die in a slow and painful meth OD instead! :)
Her ex hubby is a Xian freak too! If that pretty son of theirs is gay, don't plan on him coming out soon.
That was profoundly stupid, R9. Be glad someone is calling you 'eldergay', and not 'fat cunt'.
The number of obscure personalities from decades ago that get mentioned on this site never ceases to amaze me.
Any good Bette Davis stories?
She has really pretty hair and such a thing as that was showcased in her television show "Hotel" because of how she was a shit actress.
The daughter she had with John Tesh is named Prima Tesh and that sounds like an entree or maybe an energy drink, doesn't it?
I find this place magical and. . .electric! Inspiring--like the sounds of John tinkering away on the piano while the smell of fresh apple and cinnamon pie fills the home and I snuggle down with a cup of hot cocoa--but not too hot. I have heard horrifying tales about too-hot McDonald's coffee. My stars! Coffee is the devil's nexctar!
Anyway, I was pondering the possibilities of adapting this place and its many stories into a comeback vehicle for me. My many fans have been pestering me--in a loving way, of course--to get something, anything back on TV. I'm thinking, "Not Without My EST: The Datalounge Story" would make a great starring vehicle for me--maybe even an ongoing series! Why, I could be Mrs. Patrick Campbell. Or Cheryl, long-time sufferer of female odor. Or that gargoyle's neighbor! I'd most like John, though, to display his acting chops in a vignette entitled, "Once Around the Salad Bar". He can be quite. . .controlling! (And, between you and me. . .I like it!)
Call Me "Can of Frosting" Selleca
I dont know why but I always confuse Connie Selleca with Morgan Brittany.
R23 - Morgan Brittany is a poor man's Connie Sellecca.
Well, that's just rude, R21. Are you getting the shakes from pussy juice withdrawal? You can visit your mother in the home again next weekend.
Is she the one with tractor foot?
I get confused.
Ms. Celica, I ADORED you on those commercials where you tried to sing and vamp while pushing Ace's helpful hardware man.
Did you ever marry that beefy football announcer?
I always confused her with Veronica Hamel, who was on Hill Street Blues. Anyway a cousin of mine was a PA for John and Connie a few years ago. He said he was fine but she was a bitch.
Veronica looked a little like Connie, but has a much harder edge.