Blind Items (Lots of them!)

1. This diminutive Hollywood actor is a darling with critics and fans alike. No surprise there, he's been appearing in movies since he was a tyke and headlined a franchise with plenty of geek appeal. Though he's beloved by many, our little leading man tends to strike out with the ladies. You'd think they'd stare into those big blue eyes and fall head over heels, but alas that just isn't the case. Perhaps that's why he's nursing a particularly intense crush on a certain boisterous music star. Celebs get crushes too and this one is a doozy. Is it the pink hair, the over the top costumes, or her famously pneumatic figure? Whatever it is, our boy is absolutely smitten and takes to buying up any and all merchandise associated with his loquacious lady love. 2. But is it unfair of us? They’re not the only ones. Why am I so kind to the beloved gay actor who adores his wife, who is his life partner, while loving his serious boyfriend? In public they front like theirs is a legit hetero situation too. In that case they are honest in private. She knows, they all know, their friends know, an entire community knows, and no one is trying to suppress or change it; they just stop short of the press release. 3. They're two of Hollywood's most sought after rising stars, beautiful girls with newfound box-office clout and bright futures. If you read the puff pieces in fashion rags you'll believe that these ladies have it all - designer clothes, sought after parts and of course handsome boyfriends. The PR spin would like to ignore the truth. Fact is these two can't keep their hands off each other. What started as a drunken fling during awards season has become an on again, off again not quite relationship complete with X-rated texts and hacker ready camera phone shots. Not to mention the covert hookups whenever the gal pals are in the same city. Girl number one likes the attention (and the oral) but wants to keep things casual. Girl number two is ready for something serious and thinks this might be love - too bad her heavy handed handlers are eager to put an end to her sapphic shenanigans. 4. Because of strict religious rules growing up, this male C list actor still has a lot of guilt about, er, self-pleasure. He recently told a source that he still can’t be with a woman for several weeks after he’s done it, because he still continues to feel so much shame. 5. The camera loves Mr. Handsome - if only audiences felt the same way. After a string of domestic disasters, he's been feeling ready to throw in the towel & head back to his homeland - hunks have feelings too and being labeled box office poison doesn't sit well with anyone. Lately it seems like porn is the only thing to cheer Mr. Handsome and as a result he's been watching more of it than is healthy. He sits in his apartment for hours scouring the internet for the strangest, most depraved things he can find - particularly if they involve balloons, or women crushing things beneath their heels and to think critics called him boring! 6. She's pregnant and that should be a wonderful thing, only she's not so sure who the father is. Is it her doting husband or is it the lothario co-star she hooked up with while filming. Until she figures it out she's going to act like nothing is wrong, but the secret is killing her and friends are starting to notice her increasingly erratic behavior.

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• Continued.... 7. For some actors more is more; particularly the flagrant chubby chasers who engage in publicity stunt relationship after publicity stunt relationship, but refuse to let their true desires come to light. There's nothing sexy about only agreeing to spend time with your real girlfriend when you're miles away from the paparazzi and no one is there to see, yet parading your latest faux-conquest in front of the whole world. Onlookers have always found something a little suspect about this dude's romances, but most assumed this was just another case of the celluloid closet. Turns out our guy is definitely a ladies man, but only the plus size need apply. Of course he's too cowardly to ever show this side in public - image is everything and with his star rising faster than ever Chub Lover is not taking any chances.

• 5. Taylor Kitsch

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• #1, Elijah Wood. I wonder if he started the thread about seeing the Katy Perry movie by himself?

• Someone should tell 6 that you can do paternity tests on fetuses now.

• One. Josh Hutcherson Two. Hugh Jackman and Debra.

• Not Josh--franchise with "geek appeal" is not Hunger Games. It's LOTR

• 2 is Hugh Jackman.

• 3= Jennifer Lawrence & ? Seems there have been rumors about her sexuality.

• "3. They're two of Hollywood's most sought after rising stars, beautiful girls with newfound box-office clout and bright futures. If you read the puff pieces in fashion rags you'll believe that these ladies have it all - designer clothes, sought after parts and of course handsome boyfriends. The PR spin would like to ignore the truth. Fact is these two can't keep their hands off each other. What started as a drunken fling during awards season has become an on again, off again not quite relationship complete with X-rated texts and hacker ready camera phone shots. Not to mention the covert hookups whenever the gal pals are in the same city. Girl number one likes the attention (and the oral) but wants to keep things casual. Girl number two is ready for something serious and thinks this might be love - too bad her heavy handed handlers are eager to put an end to her sapphic shenanigans." Emily Blunt and Emma Stone.

• How about Alex Pettyfer for #5? I think he's known for his "handsomeness," which definitely escapes me, more so than Taylor Kitsch.

• [quote]Not Josh--franchise with "geek appeal" is not Hunger Games. Jesus Christ, you're a dumbass.

• R10, Emily Blunt has a husband, not a boyfriend. Emma Stone's not a bad guess, though.

• [quote]This diminutive Hollywood actor is a darling with critics and fans alike ... Though he's beloved by many Outside of the walls of the Prancing Pony Inn, there is no possible way to warp this BI to fit Elijah Wood. Most of the general public has no idea who he even *is*, aside from "that Hobbit from 'Lord of the Rings' ten years ago." As for the singer in question, you'd be surprised how many female artists today have elaborate costumes and have/had pink hair: Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Pink, Gwen Stefani, etc.

• Either Elijah Wood or Daniel Radcliffe for #1, Taylor Kitsch has to be #5. And #3, Emma Stone and someone else? what has been said about Jennifer Lawrence sexuality?

• [quote]The camera loves Mr. Handsome - if only audiences felt the same way. After a string of domestic disasters, he's been feeling ready to throw in the towel & head back to his homeland - hunks have feelings too and being labeled box office poison doesn't sit well with anyone. Lately it seems like porn is the only thing to cheer Mr. Handsome and as a result he's been watching more of it than is healthy. He sits in his apartment for hours scouring the internet for the strangest, most depraved things he can find - particularly if they involve balloons, or women crushing things beneath their heels and to think critics called him boring! Try though I might -- and believe me, I tried! -- I can't picture Taylor Kitsch doing this. Sorry. Also, his "homeland" of Canada isn't exactly a long way away. Alex Pettyfer is a decent guess, but he's only had one major bomb thus far and that happened two years ago. I also don't recall seeing critics calling him "boring."

• Could someone please start a thread for me entitled. I'm hooking up with a guy for sex from CL for the 2nd time. Then post inside whether or not I should let him tie up my hands with a scarf or belt. He wants to. Thanks.

• #7 Robert Pattinson

• Daniel Radcliffe has lived with his girlfriend for a while. And if he was lusting after anyone with pink hair, it would be a drag queen.

• [quote]I'm hooking up with a guy for sex from CL for the 2nd time. Then post inside whether or not I should let him tie up my hands with a scarf or belt. His place or yours? "Maybe" if it's his, "not a fucking chance" if it's yours unless you don't care if he robs you blind.

• Please post the BI *and* your item in your posts please. example: 1. This diminutive Hollywood actor is a darling with critics and fans alike. No surprise there, he's been appearing in movies since he was a tyke and headlined a franchise with plenty of geek appeal. Though he's beloved by many, our little leading man tends to strike out with the ladies. You'd think they'd stare into those big blue eyes and fall head over heels, but alas that just isn't the case. ELIJAH WOOD. * * * Thanks

• #3 is Angelina Jolie and Amber Heard. The Amber and Johnny Depp rumor is a pr deflection.

• R18, only in the heads of the world's most delusional fangurls is Pattinson a secret "chub chaser." In fact, that BI sounds concocted by one of them.

• R12, you're a fucking moron.

• I'm not, nor have I ever been a "pony", but I know that if Elijah has a crush on Katy Perry, it's about as serious as my crush on Liza.

• 1. Seth Green

• My place, r20.

• Do you think Hugh Jackman has sex with Debra? Does she do 3-ways with Hugh and his bf?

• Someone please start my thread!

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• Reading comprehension fail, R22. [quote] They're two of Hollywood's most sought after rising stars, beautiful girls with newfound box-office clout and bright futures. If you read the puff pieces in fashion rags you'll believe that these ladies have it all - designer clothes, sought after parts and of course handsome boyfriends. Jolie is hardly a rising star with newfound box office clout. And while Amber Heard's been rumored as Depp's gf, she hasn't been "getting puff pieces in fashion rags about her handsome bf".

• 6: Reese Witherspoon for pregnant lady? Or Megan Fox?

• I thought Elijah was gay. Maybe the crush is on Nicki Minaj.

• [quote]Do you think Hugh Jackman has sex with Debra? Does she do 3-ways with Hugh and his bf? Only if they need a burst sofa to lie on while they're fucking.

• The best part about these threads are some of the God awful guesses. Like reading brain-damaged Colombos.

• I thought of Gerard Butler for #5 (hunk going back to homeland).

• Is Helen Reddy the answer to any of these?

• Me too, R35

• [quote] #3 is Angelina Jolie and Amber Heard. HOTT.

• [quote]Maybe the crush is on Nicki Minaj. Agreed—she definitely has a pneumatic figure.

• Cut it out, r36.

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• It's OHHHHH so peaceful here... No one bending over my shoulder Nobody breathing in my ear.... OHHHHHH so peaceful here.

• It's Elijah Wood because he has those big blue eyes,and he's diminutive, and his crush is Katie Perry who also has big blue eyes. And pink hair. As for the rising young stars who are involved in a lesbian affair, let's see. We have Emma Stone and Elizabeth Olsen, Jennifer Lawrence, Dakota Fanning,who is finally going to get more adult parts now that she is no longer a child star. I don't know how old Chloe Moretz is. I do think they're talking about younger stars, not Amber Heard types. I'd say 24 and under. Of all those mentioned I do not think it's Jennifer Lawrence.

• 2 is clearly Hugh Jackman, 3 sounds like Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence.

• [quote]I don't know how old Chloe Moretz is. I think she's 15, so please leave her out of this.

• So who is number 4, the scared wanker?

• Only Emma and Jennifer have famous boyfriends that could be fake, right? Does anyone know if Dakota or Elizabeth Olsen have bfs? R42

• I don't think #5 is Gerard Butler. He's a mess but I don't remember anyone calling him box office poison. I just did a google search and typed "Gerard Butler Box Office" and google immediately went to Gerard Butler Box Office Mojo and "Box office poison" wasn't showing up as one of the choices at all. Try the same thing with Taylor Kitsch though...

• I think #3 is some combination of Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, or Jennifer Lawrence.

• [quote]I just did a google search and typed "Gerard Butler Box Office" and google immediately went to Gerard Butler Box Office Mojo and "Box office poison" wasn't showing up as one of the choices at all. In this one case, Google is not your friend. He's not showing up as "box office poison" probably only because he hasn't had a recent film bomb. We did, however, discuss his poisonous film career at length a couple of years ago when he was seemingly starring in a half-dozen different flops per year. That said, this BI fits Butler better than Kitsch, certainly in regards to the apparent extreme-kink fetish.

• ohh Kristen Stewart, good guess R48!

• Now it's mentioned 3 could be Kristen Stewart and Emma Stone. Both fit the fake relationship aspect, and both ping my dykedar. Especially Stewart.

• #2 John Travolta

• Kristen Stewart pings everybody's gaydar. Even people without gaydar.

• For #5 my first thought was Sam Worthington. He's been in a bunch of movies that haven't done all that well except for Avatar. Clash of the Titans grossed 163M two years ago, But Wrath of the Titans and Man on a Ledge weren't very successful.

• are they lesbian rumors about Jennifer Lawrence?

• Good guess, R54

• If Rpatz is the lover of chubbies, he could certainly have his pick. Most of the Twihards are obese.

• Number one is definitely Daniel Radcliffe. He may have a girlfriend now, but he's admitted in interviews that he's a bit obsessed with Katy Perry. 3. I definitely think Kristen Stewart is Girl number two, but Stone doesn't really fit it for me. Who else has Stewart been seen hanging around with? Who was she photographed with during the Oscars? (the bi mentions awards season)

• R54, #5 clearly implies that the subject is a single man. Sam is married with kids. Also, I have to question whether the term box-office poison can *ever* be applied to the star of the single-biggest box-office hit of all time.

• Stewart is still pretty good friends with Dakota Fanning. When she was in town for the Met Ball in May she and Dakota had dinner together and were pretty chummy. And if you ever watch the commentary for The Runaways you can clearly see Stewart was infatuated with Dakota.

• Finally someone else says #1 is Daniel. I pictured his face as i read. R58

• Worthington is not married and has no children, R59

• I definitely think #5 is Taylor Kitsch; it doesn't say his "homeland" is far away, just that he's thinking of returning to it. Headlining 3 bombs in a row has got to be quite debilitating to one's ego, perhaps even moreso than getting rejected for a role in the first place...?

• Why would have to read "far away" for it not to be the US?

• #3 is absolutely positively NOT about me!

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• Another vote for Emma Stone as one of the two ladies in #3. But I like to think she'd have MUCH better taste in (and better opportunities with) other famous actresses than to troll around with Kristen Stewart. Ew. I think she and Mila Kunis -- who's also had a lot of great buzz/press of late and, like Stone, has popped up at multiple awards shows -- could fit the BI and would make an insanely hot couple.

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• Any stats as to whether any of these BI's are answered in real life? I would say the number is zero.

• I decided to Google my own Stone/Kunis theory and found THIS, taken at the premiere of... wait for it... "Friends With Benefits."

  http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1050328832/nm0005109

  R66

• Emma Stone has always pinged to me, and I have crap gaydar.

• [quote] 1. This diminutive Hollywood actor is a darling with critics and fans alike. No surprise there, he's been appearing in movies since he was a tyke and headlined a franchise with plenty of geek appeal. Though he's beloved by many, our little leading man tends to strike out with the ladies. You'd think they'd stare into those big blue eyes and fall head over heels, but alas that just isn't the case Well of course this is Mickey Rooney. Who else but a geek would like Andy Hardy movies?

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• Ha, R68, that picture is awesome. And hot. That would also explain the new photo opportunities with Mila and Kutcher of late. Lord knows those two don't make sense on a normal level (she is so much hotter than he), so having her people hook her up with a known pussy hound would tamp down any dyke rumors. Which would fit with the hard-nosed "people" part of the blind.

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• [quote]Lord knows those two don't make sense on a normal level (she is so much hotter than he) Yes, but Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin for 7 years. She obviously doesn't go for the hot guys. In comparison, Kutcher is a dream boat.

• There's also a 2011 interview with Stone in The Advocate where the writer ask about the lesbian whispers. It's on page two of the article. Stone says she doesn't have a girlfriend, then adds, "But who knows? You love who you love."

  http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/film/2011/07/07/romancing-emma-stone%3Fpage%3D0%2C0

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• [quote]Lord knows those two don't make sense on a normal level (she is so much hotter than he) Um, no. I'm sorry if he isn't your type, but Ashton is nevertheless sex on a STICK. He fucked every single chick on the "That '70s Show" set, per one of CDAN reveals last week, and Mila was one of them. There is a REASON he gets so much pussy, and it ain't the fact that he's a nice guy.

• Well, some of the girls at ONTD think it's Mila and Emma, but I've never gotten a gay or bi vibe from Mila.

• [quote]Alex Pettyfer is a decent guess, but he's only had one major bomb thus far and that happened two years ago How soon they forget: "Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker" (Intended as new franchise--$40 million budget, US gross $600,000) "I Am Number Four" and "Beastly"

• Oh gawd, number two screams Hugh Jackman.

• One more. Stone and Kunis at the 2011 Golden Globes. As for Kunis not pinging, the BI says it started as a drunken fling and that one half of the couple wants it casual -- I could see Kunis fitting that role. I could also see Stone's handlers being the ones wanting to curb this relationship, especially now that she's A-list.

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• Kinks and Stone were both in Friends w/ Benefits. The BI would have mentioned if the two actresses worked together.

• [quote]The BI would have mentioned if the two actresses worked together. Not necessarily. There are no hard-and-fast BI "rules." Plus, BIs are meant to be vague, so specifying that they'd worked together would seriously narrow the list of potential candidates.

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• #3 definitely involves Jennifer Lawrence. She's already been the subject of one lesbian BI involving Miley Cyrus (see below). I could see her being either suspect, actually.

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• Okay, I can't start threads so I'll add this here -- who is this? It's straight, but I can't let it go. My first though, Tom Hanks, has been excluded: "He turned out to be the cliché. He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question - is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful! Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Very typical behaviour - he loosens up with a few drinks and he turns into a pig; two of his more famous targets, both under 30, turned him down. He did however spend a few nights with a frequent co-star, over 30. They’ve worked together on major and minor projects. As for his long suffering partner? The woman we thought was the love of his life? Well, sometimes when he gets drunk and smears himself all over other ladies, she’s actually right there. She turns away. She pretends she doesn’t see. Which... kind of explains why she looks the way she does. That said, it is a partnership. It’s not like she’s getting nothing out of it. He has used his influence to help her, certainly. Perhaps she’s decided it’s worth it. An actor cheating on his partner is nothing new and doesn’t make for the most intriguing blind, sure. But like I said earlier, he was the one who was supposed to not be like the others. He’s the one who’s enjoyed almost unanimous popularity. And he turned out to be the cliché. I was surprised about this one. And very, very disappointed." So who, except Tom Hanks (who's an alcoholic and rage-o-holic, so that I thought he probably wasn't physically capable of cheating any more) is this? It can't be Brad Pitt, can it?

  http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24062/He-turned-out-to-be-the-clich%C3%A9-blind-riddle

• #1 Elijah Wood and Aezeliah Banks. New hipter gay icon. At least he's got good music taste. And him staying solo has more to do with who he prefers to be with.

• R82 I immediately thought of John Hamm

• #1 is not Daniel Radcliffe, as some suggested. Daniel Radcliffe has had multiple relationships, including his current live-in girlfriend, which is hardly striking out with the ladies. Also, Harry Potter wouldn't be described as a geek franchise. It is, but more people would associate it with kids and teens than geeks, so that isn't a fitting descriptor. Lord of the Rings is definitely a geek franchise.

• I agree, R82 is Jon Hamm. I think Kristen Wigg is the co-star he slept with.

• Consensus is Jon Hamm for that blind. It would be more of a shock if he hadn't given into temptation a few times.

• Definitely Hamm for R82. No mention of marriage, only "partnership". Also the comment about life imitating art.

• 1 Josh hutcherson&katy perry 2 Hugh jackman 3 Emma stone&rooney mara 5 Taylor kitsch 6 Drew barrymore

• #7 = Zach Efron, likes his ladies the same way he likes his peanut butter, chunky.

• I like r90's guess for #7. That would be really funny. Here's another gay BI that screams Kevin Spacey to me, but maybe I'm just prejudiced: "This A list mostly television actor has a movie coming out. Well, it was coming out, but there needs to be some reshoots and our actor refuses to do it and has said that he won't do any press for the movie either because he feels like everyone on the crew disrespected him. Well, if he was not such a crap actor they would not have laughed at him everytime he tried to a scene. (CDAN)"

• God will strike you all blind for hating women. Your misogyny is even more incomprensible than these badly written blind items.

• OMG, so sorry, I copied the wrong BI into my post at r91! That one's obviously about Ashton Kutcher and that ill-fated Jobs biopic, but I actually meant to post this one for Spacey: This A list mostly movie actor and Academy "Award winner/nominee has a new male lover. As his custom though, the actor refuses to ever admit that he is gay and instead, this weekend ate several times by himself at places while not even allowing his new lover to order room service. Instead, the actor would bring him back coffee and wraps from Starbucks. Our actor is apparently one of the cruelest guys around when it comes to his partners. Violently so. (CDAN)"

  r91, red-faced