Ha ha, R2. I don't need to pee my pants. Just want them to stay dry. And you know more than a few guys have this problem.
You sound large.
Just use a maxi pad. No one will know.
Not large, R4. Almost impossible not to sweat in this humidity.
How about a long-haired miniature dachshund?
Or, if you do opt for a maxi-pad, do yourself a favor, courtesy of Joan Rivers, pour a little Fresca onto it.
Use Gold Bond powder. Helps keep you dry this time of year.
Gold Bond Powder, definately. Buy a generic version, your crotch won't know the difference.
When I jog my ass sweats. I wonder how people can jog in spandex and a jock strap without a big ole wet spot on their ass.
This heat and humidity go right to my puss-he. There's a hot shirtless gardener just outside my office window, which is making my hole even wetter. I need something...ANYTHING...to alleviate the boi-sture.
What do you do with the powder? Won't it spill down your legs?
R11, puss-he needs to happen.
R11, to take care of that extreme boisture go to the local airport , sneak to the runway and present you whole to the first 747 that's getting ready for take off.
buy a roll of TP and stuff it down your ass OP.
judging by the gaping hole you have it won't be difficult
I'm a gay man, and it's days like this that I wish had a genuine self-lubricating vagina between my legs. Can just imagine the ectasy that some women feel as their hole gets damper and damper and the need to get fucked by muscled straight guy with a fat hairy cock escalates.
You must think about that a lot, R17.
[quote]to alleviate the boi-sture
I really hope "boi-sture" becomes a widely used term.
I pack my crack with straw
A guy friend got a box of the 99-cent store version of MaxiPads. He uses them under his arms, they don't show through his undershirts
and now his shirts don't get wet or stained.
Aren't they adhesive though, R22?
r22 here. He says he has no problem removing them and his pits are hairy.
I suffer from chronic anal seepage and Maxi-Pads certainly do the trick for me.
she who must not be named
Yes, it's called UNDERWEAR.
It was designed to keep your nasty bodily fluids from soiling your pants.
It was white so you could bleach all your nasty stains out of it.
The gays have managed to turn underwear into just another form of "designer" clothing to waste all kinds of money on.
I third the Gold Bond powder. Make sure it's the talc-based kind and not the corn starch! Corn starch is a growth medium for fungi. Learned that one the hard way...
One day last week I forgot to powder my junk... oy.
[quote]I'm a gay man, and it's days like this that I wish had a genuine self-lubricating vagina between my legs. Can just imagine the ectasy that some women feel as their hole gets damper and damper and the need to get fucked by muscled straight guy with a fat hairy cock escalates.
This is why I hate us.
take a bunch of paper towels and stuff them down your pants
[quote]I suffer from chronic anal seepage and Maxi-Pads certainly do the trick for me.
I get that too- anyone know what causes it? I have found no information on the internet that's of any help... and no, I'm not prolapsed or slack at all, before you bitches start.
This may sound counter-productive, but baby oil gel is the real key to protecting your delicate parts in the summer. I used to use Gold Bond powder but it actually dried out my pubes so much I got ingrown hairs. One of them got infected and that is not an experience I want to repeat anytime soon, or EVER.
After your shower, apply the baby oil gel (you don't need a lot) to damp skin.
Stop wearing polyester.
Get botox shots in your crotch.
Have all of your sweat glands moved to another person and let them do the sweating for you.
Jesus, OP. Are you seriously that challenged when it comes to understanding fabric?
A standard pair of boxer-brief underwear should be more than sufficient to soak up the sweaty jocks of 99% of all men. If you're wearing some fancy-ass paper-thin brand like 2(x)ist, put it away from winter and retreat to wearing something thicker; even Calvin Klein makes heavier-weight underwear. In addition to soaking up sweat, they provide better "support" for your nuts than thin undershorts do.
As for intensive sweating during exercise, why aren't you just wearing black shorts when you work out?? You can both do that as well as wearing technical fabrics that wick away moisture instead of soaking it up. You'll find this kind of thing at just about any sporting goods store, and certainly at any REI-type place that sells outdoors clothing.
And maxipads under your armpits? Seriously?! Does no one on this site understand the concept of a fucking undershirt? Jesus...
Some of us just sweat more is all.
Fuck you, R37. I wear heavy underwear. I just sweat a lot. Asshole.
I ain't putting no kind of oil gel on my skin under clothes!
R34, I'm sensitive to casein, the main protein in dairy (and used in many so-called non-dairy products). It's my understanding that anal seepage is always the result of eating foods you can't digest properly. That's the only time I have a problem.
Try cutting out dairy entirely for a couple of weeks and see if that resolves it. If not, keep track of what you're eating and see if you can find a correlation.
R40, the baby oil gel is what keeps babies from getting diaper rash. Maybe you'd prefer to use Boudreaux's Butt Paste?
R34, have you been eating too much fake fat, like Olestra? Notorious cause of ... uh, you know.
Get some extra long panty liners. Some of them are really long and they should work.
It boggles the mind that anyone actually experiencing anal seepage on a regular basis wouldn't SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR about it.
Sweat isn't the same as poop.
R48, seeing a doctor does not mean you will find a magical solution to the problem.
It's called SWAMP ASS. I live in California and when I went to the NOLA Jazz Fest this year, I experienced it for the first time....unabated and profuse sweating from my ass/groin area. I was talking to some locals about how hot it was and they said "yeah....we've had swamp-ass for weeks."
Well, let's hope they make swamp ass pads for men.
R48, because it's not seepage. It's sweat. My underwear dries. It's sweaty. Men are sweaty.
When is summer vacation over again?
R51, I've been to Jazz Fest, and I'd say there's a considerable difference between attending an all-day, multi-day outdoor music festival in arguably the most hot & humid city in North America vs. the day-to-day problems/needs of the average man. Very few people develop "swamp ass" during their everyday lives, and btw what the fuck do you think all the tens of thousands of guys attending Jazz Fest each year do? Strap on their wives' maxipads or stick paper towels up their ass? They deal with wearing wet boxers for a while and change clothes when they get home, and they don't even *think* about finding any "solution" for their "wetness problem." End of story.
You bitches need to stop acting like, well, bitches. You don't have a leaky snatch, and unless you really do want to live up to the worst stereotypes about gay men and pretend like you're women, your solution to summertime heat won't be stuffing maxipads around your titties.
I shit myself! I shit myself right in the middle of the street!
Since when is pretending to be women the worst stereotype about gay men?
Since when is it common for women to have a "leaky snatch"?
[quote]Since when is it common for women to have a "leaky snatch"?
r59, not generally though! What does the OP think non-menstruating women do during the summer? Stick a fluffy bunny up their muff to mop up the sweat?
If someone excessively sweats, won't dumping a ton of powder in your shorts just create a paste? Plastering your dick and nuts together in a big mass.
I just bend and present to the dog.
Lamisil Foot Spray Powder. Or tough actin Tinactin.
Keeps you dry because it's a powder and prevents jock itch.
You can use any anti fungal spray powder that is for athlete's foot. Jock itch, athlete's foot and yeast infections are all basically just a skin fungus. I have my elderly mother use it under her breasts in summer.
Use anti-perspirant. Seriously. You can use it on your feet, too.
I've had an on going problem with anal discharge most of my life, not to mention a rash that just will not clear up which has such a foul odor. Being somewhat over weight may be a factor but what concerns me is the anal discharge that has a yellowish cottage cheeseish discharge that really has a very very nasty smell. Yet I have gotten used to the odor and it seems to help when I use a nice floral spray. Can someone please advise what I should do?
OP has anal leakag....
Lay off the Pringles
This thread reminds me...did we ever get an actual answer to how people wear white underwear??
Fat-ass problems ...
I also experience this issue, and notice I said issue, not problem, because sweating is perfectly normal, no matter where on the body it is coming from. Most people sweat a lot from their crotch area too in the heat, but they just ignore it or don't care. What I do to help is take extremely cold showers on the hottest days before going out -use no hot water at all. Yes, it's shocking at first, but you get used to it and then enjoy the feeling. Make sure purchase a handheld shower head and aim the stream of water on your crotch, in the area between your legs and crotch, and between your butt cheeks. This will help to lower your body temp a bit to not sweat so much. After you dry off, make sure and apply a powder like Corn Starch in the same areas I mentioned above to help absorb extra moisture. And experiment with underwear material to see which one keeps you cooler. I personally like a cotton/polyester/spandex blend because the sweat evaporates quicker with polyester/spandex than all cotton. I also prefer tight briefs because this way the briefs help absorb the moisture between the legs that boxers can't reach. Of course, the best solution is to stay out of the heat as much as possible, but if you can't do that, just follow my advice and change underwear often. I always keep an extra pair or two in my car or backpack in case my undies get too soaked and I need a change. Good luck to you and stay cool bro! =)
I have found using a kotex with my thong works wonders. I try to stay fresh at all times, but with the heat that has been a challenge.
r69 cold showers don't work. They make your body heat up to combat the cold. Same as cold drinks.
Wear an undershirt. Take spare under clothes and deodorant everywhere. Avoid caffeine. I worked in Thailand for a year. I'm a 'sweater.'
R37, no one is going to tell me that Jesus wore maxi-pads in his armpits. We all SAW his armpits. Nothing but hair. And a little antediluvian deodorant.
I am sure guys have done things like this in the past.
let me smell your pad after a good days worth
If you use MaxiPads for underarms, put the adhesive side inside the undershirt, not on your pits.
Is it possible to tighten/strengthen your anus?
[quote]I'm a 'sweater.'
I got a sweater for my birthday when I actually wanted a moaner.