- all of them - at once
- Niall, by far, as soon as he gets his orthodontic situation sorted out.
- 1) Harry 2) Zayn
- I'm gonna go with my sassy bitch Louis. He's fierce.
- Louis, no doubt. His ass-threads on here are legendary, dontcha know?
- zayn looks like a bottom
- The lead singer from The Wanted.
- The Paki has a longer shelf life than the other British ones. He's going to be the hottest piece of ass in a couple years
- Louise is obviously the goodlooking member of One Direction. R7... I agree, and I think the tall wavey haired guy is cute too.
- Zayn poses are very feminine. He reminds me of Rudolf Valentino in that he seduces his audience like a beautiful woman, slightly capricious and submissive... and not like your standard hetero pin up.
- Why isn't there an option for Louis' ass?
- Harry is the most popular one in the U.K. while Niall is the most popular one in the U.S. and Zyan is consider the most beautiful of the group.
- Zyan calls Niall a "Diva" and jealous that Niall can eat what ever he wants and not gain weight.
- Tie between Zayn and Louis.
- Any of them before their hideous tats.
- That guy's hot, R16?
- Fuck yes he's hot.
- Louis for his ass and his beautiful face.
- Louis. Face and femmy mannerisms:
- I agree that Louis is hot. I think this makes him even hotter.
- Louis and Taylor Swift look like twins.
- I'm sorry, OP, but "hot" and One Direction don't belong in the same sentence. Conceptually, they inhabit two very different worlds, remote from one another, never to intersect.
- I would:
be fucked by Harry;
suck off Zayn;
be sucked off by Liam;
have Niall watch.
- Liam all the way.
- The only way you would get any member of One Direction to have incredible sex with you is by telling them that you're a huge fan of The Wanted, who are REAL men!
- Niall looks like he has a great imagination. The under the radar ones are usually the most fun
- I think they could audition for the parts of the seven little dwarfes.
- Harry has back pimples.
- I like the skinny one, with the hair and the face. You know the one I mean.
- The one with the big dick.
- None. I'm into men.
- Zayn was leading yesterday. Now, he's in last place.
- ‘What is the rudest thing you have ever seen on the internet?’
Harry Styles looked deep in thought, as he pondered his answer but it was Horan that replied:
‘The other day someone asked me how long was my penis.’
We are no closer to knowing the truth though, because he wouldn’t tell the lads what the measurement is and he admitted that he responded to the fan saying:
‘Are you for real?’
Haz seems to think that his pal is well endowed though, because he held up the rather later microphone and said:
‘It’s about one and a half of them.’
- r36 Details of Niall's alleged "big dick" or this didn't happen.
- That's hot r37
- R36, maybe that was a joke since he's Irish.
- Welcome to another Pedo thread!
- Thinking this is hot is in no way wrong.
- I agree with r44.
- To R38
- Louis and Zayn are the most feminine and in that sense the most "beautiful." They are different, though. Louis definitely comes across as femme, or at least British. Zayn is exotic and seductive.
Harry's main appeal is his hair, as well as the fact that he seems like he would be an amazing fuck who would do all sorts of dirty stuff.
Liam is the most masculine one, and it seems like he would have the biggest dick.
Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy.
- I think Zayn is the best looking but Harry seems like he would be more interesting.
- "Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy."
In Niall's case the adjective is spelled "blond," you idiot.
He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful.
- R49: "He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful."
In a compound sentence, a comma precedes the coordinating conjunction, you idiot.
Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
If you're going to be a pathetic bitch about grammar on the internet, at least learn basic rules of English grammar, you ignoramus.
For further reference, see Rule 4 at the link below, you moron.
- [quote]Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
- [quote]Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
It should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which, Niall says, is painful."
- r47- r50 - r52 is STILL the big idiot here.
Wear it proudly, Big Idiot.
- They're 5 Brits, so how sexy can they be?
You can smell the b.o. and bad breath through the internets
- Well they seem to not have a problem kissing each other.
- Louis reminds me of a young Brandon Flowers: pretty and femme. Should wear eyeliner and glitter.
- R44, get your eyes checked. That's a photoshop
- The last two
- Yuk, yuk on the Paki dude. His looks will not last long.
"Malik is addicted to smoking cigarettes; in late 2011, he expressed his desire to quit. Malik is a Muslim, and once wrote on Twitter, "La ila ha ill lalla ho muhammed door rasoolalah", known as a common declaration of faith among Muslims meaning: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the prophet of Allah."
- Well then we better enjoy his looks while they last r60
- @r60 At least Bieber doesn't smoke.
Harry and Louis ruined their bodies with those ridiculous, revolting tattoos, and Harry has backne.
- Not hot
- DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!!
- That's Funny r65
- Harry is the most attractive but Louis has the ass.
- Zayn by far. The rest of them look like a pedophile's date list.
- 1. Zayn
- Zayn. He so fucking gorgeous.
- Their dance offs with Alan Carr's Chatty Man are BRILLIANT!
Harry seems like he'd be a dirty fuck.
Louis screams bottom.
- Zayn is hot?!? He has pretty eyes, otherwise he is just gross! Look at him, a scrawny mess... he doesn't look healthy at all. I am worried for him.
- ...but Zayn DOES make a pretty fine woman...
Zayn Malik in drag, bitches:
- Certainly not that piece of shit with a dirty, ugly homemade tattoos.
- I imagine them having circle jerks.
Harry just blasted the Westboro freaks.
- Ummmmmmm Zayn and Louis
- Niall is the most normal out of all of them and very cute.
- Damn, they're all sort of hot, but too old for me. Just think how mouthwatering they would be 10 years ago. I'm salivating just at the thought.
- Zayn by far. He seems the most masculine. And he looks the best by far.
- R74 = Fred Phelps' rotting inner and outer core.
- Please, don't tell me that Louise tattooed himself already?
- Zayn is a tattoo freak with skinny legs.
- Zayn is beautiful, but he looks sickly. They are saying he is stressed out from touring, and he breaks out in tears a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if he is secretly battling anorexia, young guys do suffer from it.
- So is this the closest to a One Direction we have here? This makes me sad. I want to talk about them. PS. I don't want to fuck any of them.
- Is there a better thread than this?
- I am going with louis, he's quite beautiful.
- Zayn, closely followed by Harry and Liam. But I wouldn't touch these twinks with a 10 foot pole less I might be mistaken for a pedo.
- oh they are all over 19, completely safe.
- Eh they're ok. Is that Harry a druggy, he doesn't seem right in the head.
- Harry, Louis and Liam tie. The other two do nothing for me.
- Lol, glancing through this thread, I'm left with an image of the same random guy typing endless "ZAYNE!" posts..."IT'S ZAYNE'. Two seconds later: "ZAYNE!"
- LOUIS... better?
- Harry's cute, for sure.
Zayn is very beautiful.
The blond boy is nice in the vid - best voice: reminds me of Gerry and the Pacemakers.
Liam, OMG - check out the vid: totally beautiful.
Older vids and pics - he's pretty, but not as much as in the "Story of My Life" vid.
The slicked back hair and the scruff beard make him THE hottest 1D guy ever.
Don't care for his voice, but OMG he IS the hottest 1D guy, totally.
- Zzzzzzaaaayyyynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn iiiiiiiiisssssssss
Honestly for boybands they probably have one of the higher levels of combined attractiveness.
- Just how talentless do you have to be to completely murder Blondie's "One Way or Another"? They don't even know how to hold a microphone.
- Oh. There are posters using the term "Paki" in this thread.And no-one has dragged their racist asses. Un-fucking-believable.
Zayn is British.
And the 1970's called, they want their National Front leaflets back.
- Boy bands get progressively less talented with each new generation.
- Louis derduder its a no brainer he is so hot and sexy I love him alot
- HARRY all the way. DUH!
- Can someone please start a new general 1D thread? '...Where They Are' is at 600 replies now. It would be much appreciated.
Also, the obvious answer is Liam. He looks like he could hold you down, firm but gentle, through an earth shattering night. Harry is a close second.
- Zayn by far
- Hmmmmm. Choices, choices.
Louis gives me the impression he'd be energetic and up for more or less anything, as long as it was fast, sweaty and athletic. I'm not sure he'd be overly talkative, playful or affectionate in bed, and he strikes me as a biter, and possibly a dirty talker or a loud partner. Unless his bedroom personality is the opposite of his public one (what if he's really a shy, obedient, slow submissive type? Wow, weird thought...)
Harry and Liam would, I think, perform in the opposite way, a slow romantic coupling, with cuddling/spooning/nuzzling and gazing into your eyes, etc. I've always assumed they both top, for the most part, but that's just a guess (maybe it's their height/stature?). Liam seems the type to just do whatever is asked of him in bed to the letter and with an eye to perfect technique, but I believe he is not necessarily so experimental. I think Harry is more playful and into new things, doesn't mind screwing up or getting messy, and may be capable of decent dirty talk, but only with much prompting.
I cannot picture Niall or Zayn in a sexual scenario at all.
- Zayn and Louise lost their attractiveness with those ridiculous arm tats, and Zayn looks manorexic.
Harry is the hottest, because of his hair, looks, and personality.
- It's Liam, for a thousand years. Warm, strong, sweet and playful..that is a sexy combination.
He's also the biggest tease--people just overlook it because he has this image of being boring and plain (untrue in both cases).
- swollen glands