- all of them - at once
- Niall, by far, as soon as he gets his orthodontic situation sorted out.
- 1) Harry 2) Zayn
- I'm gonna go with my sassy bitch Louis. He's fierce.
- Louis, no doubt. His ass-threads on here are legendary, dontcha know?
- zayn looks like a bottom
- The lead singer from The Wanted.
- The Paki has a longer shelf life than the other British ones. He's going to be the hottest piece of ass in a couple years
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/78521548/Zayn+Malik+xxxxxxx.jpg
- Louise is obviously the goodlooking member of One Direction. R7... I agree, and I think the tall wavey haired guy is cute too.
- Zayn poses are very feminine. He reminds me of Rudolf Valentino in that he seduces his audience like a beautiful woman, slightly capricious and submissive... and not like your standard hetero pin up.
- bump
- Why isn't there an option for Louis' ass?
- Harry is the most popular one in the U.K. while Niall is the most popular one in the U.S. and Zyan is consider the most beautiful of the group.
- Zyan calls Niall a "Diva" and jealous that Niall can eat what ever he wants and not gain weight.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/113904/One-Direction-At-War-Zayn-Malik-Admits-Niall-Horan-Is-Annoying
- Tie between Zayn and Louis.
http://stuffpoint.com/one-direction/image/thumb/241110-one-direction-zayn-and-louis.jpg
- Louis.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyn0jsJvI11rnikogo1_500.jpg
- Any of them before their hideous tats.
- That guy's hot, R16?
- Fuck yes he's hot.
- Jahar.
http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Dzhokhar_Tsarnaev_Justin_Bieber_bomber.jpg
- Louis for his ass and his beautiful face.
Ass:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dqjzlU071r7kwylo1_500.jpg
- Louis. Face and femmy mannerisms:
http://i.minus.com/ibvUlnFMtjuDZH.gif
- I agree that Louis is hot. I think this makes him even hotter.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m114jjfcL61rr0x3wo1_500.png
- Louis and Taylor Swift look like twins.
- I'm sorry, OP, but "hot" and One Direction don't belong in the same sentence. Conceptually, they inhabit two very different worlds, remote from one another, never to intersect.
- I would:
fuck Louis;
be fucked by Harry;
suck off Zayn;
be sucked off by Liam;
have Niall watch.
- Liam all the way.
- The only way you would get any member of One Direction to have incredible sex with you is by telling them that you're a huge fan of The Wanted, who are REAL men!
- Niall looks like he has a great imagination. The under the radar ones are usually the most fun
- I think they could audition for the parts of the seven little dwarfes.
- Harry has back pimples.
- I like the skinny one, with the hair and the face. You know the one I mean.
- The one with the big dick.
http://www.snarkysweetgossip.com/2013/03/10/cause-youve-got-that-big-dick-says-louis-tomlinson/
- None. I'm into men.
- Zayn was leading yesterday. Now, he's in last place.
- ‘What is the rudest thing you have ever seen on the internet?’
Harry Styles looked deep in thought, as he pondered his answer but it was Horan that replied:
‘The other day someone asked me how long was my penis.’
We are no closer to knowing the truth though, because he wouldn’t tell the lads what the measurement is and he admitted that he responded to the fan saying:
‘Are you for real?’
Haz seems to think that his pal is well endowed though, because he held up the rather later microphone and said:
‘It’s about one and a half of them.’
- Cute?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5d2gm5ywP1rq4rbdo1_500.jpg
- r36 Details of Niall's alleged "big dick" or this didn't happen.
- That's hot r37
- Zayn.
- Greetings from Dusseldorf from everyone's favorite schoolmarm!
Don't forget to check out my blog! Just google "recovered baptist blog."
Fuck you, webbie!
Smooches!
- R36, maybe that was a joke since he's Irish.
- Welcome to another Pedo thread!
- Thinking this is hot is in no way wrong.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9s52eGxDB1rel1mjo1_500.jpg
- I agree with r44.
- To R38
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/one-direction-niall-horan-talks-about-the-length-of-his-willy-liam-payne-has-dirty-dreams-about-leona-lewis-cat-slater-rude-video-alert/
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- Louis and Zayn are the most feminine and in that sense the most "beautiful." They are different, though. Louis definitely comes across as femme, or at least British. Zayn is exotic and seductive.
Harry's main appeal is his hair, as well as the fact that he seems like he would be an amazing fuck who would do all sorts of dirty stuff.
Liam is the most masculine one, and it seems like he would have the biggest dick.
Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy.
- I think Zayn is the best looking but Harry seems like he would be more interesting.
- "Niall is very cute--blonde and boyish, but not really sexy."
In Niall's case the adjective is spelled "blond," you idiot.
He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful.
- R49: "He is naturally a brunet and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful."
In a compound sentence, a comma precedes the coordinating conjunction, you idiot.
Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
If you're going to be a pathetic bitch about grammar on the internet, at least learn basic rules of English grammar, you ignoramus.
For further reference, see Rule 4 at the link below, you moron.
http://www.bartleby.com/141/strunk.html%234
- [quote]Thus, your sentence should have read: "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which Niall says is painful." Note the use of the first comma, you dimwit.
Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
- [quote]Actually, it should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching which, Niall says, is painful."
It should be written, "He is naturally a brunet, and Simon won't let him stop the bleaching, which, Niall says, is painful."
- r47- r50 - r52 is STILL the big idiot here.
Wear it proudly, Big Idiot.
- They're 5 Brits, so how sexy can they be?
You can smell the b.o. and bad breath through the internets
- Well they seem to not have a problem kissing each other.
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article833929.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/One+Direction+bromance
- Louis reminds me of a young Brandon Flowers: pretty and femme. Should wear eyeliner and glitter.
- R44, get your eyes checked. That's a photoshop
- .........
http://www.gaystarnews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/400xY/Harry_Styles_One_Direction_kiss.png
- The last two
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33400000/one-direction-one-direction-33477423-1547-1271.jpg
- Yuk, yuk on the Paki dude. His looks will not last long.
"Malik is addicted to smoking cigarettes; in late 2011, he expressed his desire to quit. Malik is a Muslim, and once wrote on Twitter, "La ila ha ill lalla ho muhammed door rasoolalah", known as a common declaration of faith among Muslims meaning: "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the prophet of Allah."
- Well then we better enjoy his looks while they last r60
- @r60 At least Bieber doesn't smoke.
- Zayn.
Harry and Louis ruined their bodies with those ridiculous, revolting tattoos, and Harry has backne.
- Not hot
- DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!!!!!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w5M7JGRQgbU/UXG1xHcueDI/AAAAAAAAAaU/kMAkDnpWLI8/s1600/louis-tomlinson-arm-tattoo.jpg
Florida%20Evans%20Deaceased%20Corpse
- That's Funny r65