Best%20Blanche%20Devereux%20impression- Honestly the one I think is gay is Kevin Jonas, which is obvious to anyone that isn't an idiot. All the rest I am skeptical about.
- The consensus seems to be that Kevin and Joe are gay. Nick is straight. And there is a fourth Jonas Brother out there, but he's not old enough to assess yet.
- LOL, Blanche. I can almost hear you talking about Miss An-jeah Dickinson.
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http://twitter.com/G_astelo/status/216913487572647936/photo/1/large
- Are those shots for real or photoshop, R4? If they are in fact legit, then much props to Joe for "coming out by *not* coming out". The latest pics of him out with that hunk who's supposed to be his trainer has probably got even his most ardent fangurls rolling their eyes.
- Those pics are fake, right?
- Yes, R6. VERY FAKE! The Jonas Bros. at STRAIGHT. Each and every one of them. I am certain!
Cheryl
- I suspect the "hand holding" part is Photoshopped, but it does serve to illustrate how "couple-y" they look even without the linked hands.
- Those pictures are all manipulations and aren't actual photos of Joe Jonas and Darren Criss together...unfortunately.
- The pics are obviously photoshopped as there are different sized hands, fingers where there shouldn't be etc but as R8 said they do look very couple-y. They look to be mostly original pics with hands/arms added where apprpriate to give desired effect.
- R9 completely right. Ignore my previous post. I have found two of the original pics of Joe on google where he is completely alone.
- The pics may be fake but the cocks inside of JJ are quite real.
I think Nick is probably straight. No opinion about Kevin, he just doesn't register much with me. But since he and the wife sleep apart, one wonders.
- Oh, and I forgot to post a link to Joe giving the finger to the paparazzi.
Guess he didn't like them disturbing him and his current trick. Lots of pics of them together. They're a cute couple. No Harry and Louis, but cute together.
http://dlisted.com/2012/06/22/open-post-hosted-joe-jonas-subtly-flipping-you
R12
- Cheryl dear, methinks the fumes from your rotten vag are making your eyes water and fucking up your vision. Those pics are real. And that guy looks like Darren Criss.
- In every Jonas brothers thread, I must state two things:
1. I don't really know who they are, or what they sing, or act, or whatever
2. I like the one who looks like mr. Scheffield
- Now, now, R14. I am a little sensitive because I got my period.
Cheryl
- [quote]The consensus seems to be that Kevin and Joe are gay.
There is no "consensus" on anything of the sort. Yes, there was a CDAN blind item that rather strongly pointed at Kevin as a closet case, but there's nothing but idle speculation about Joe, and Kevin is unconfirmed regardless of what Ent Lawyer has to say.
- Even I can see Joe Jonas is gay.
Helen%20Keller
- Me too Helen...
Ray%20Charles
- When did Nick Jonas become such a hottie. I thought Joe was cute, but Nick has just surpassed him.
http://mobile.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview-mobile/files/galleries/spl414726_001.jpg
- Another shot.
http://mobile.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview-mobile/files/galleries/spl414508_012.jpg
- Kevin is not as ugly as the non-famous baby Jonas but he is just ready to fly right on outta here.
- So glad Nick's ass is holding up, as R20's welcome pick shows.
- Baby Jonas is pretty flaming for a preteen, too. I think Nick is the only straight one.
Selena%20G.
- Joe's new girlfriend couldn't be more aptly named.
http://dlisted.com/2012/07/08/nick-jonas-got-himself-new-piece%23comments
- I'm kinda disappointed that two of them are gay but somehow Nick was spared.
- Joe Jonas looks absolutely gay in those pics.
- I don't know which one is which and no, never heard their music but only one is cute. The one that was giving his finger to the photographer, he's cute. Arn't they all incredibly short?
- The one flipping off the paps is Joe, R28.
I agree he's the cutest but Nick is looking better, more manly.
- My god, someone said once to a magazine that One was gay, and another was not virgin anymore, and was pretendin to be, using that fucking ring. Then, Kevin was already married that time, left Joe and Nick. Joe took the purity ring off and then said he was not virgin, who left? YUP! "DING DING DING" yes, Nick Jonas. Can't believe nobody noticed this before, he does not seem to be, but who doesn't look like one, is actually that one. you know what I mean? Nick have this kinda complex with mess, and have fashion sense, sings like a girl since, like, forever and etc... and don't say to me that he has dated Miley Cyrus and the devil and anyone else, gays can date girls, actually a lot of them before they come outta closet and that stupid ring, just makes him more guilty, cause everytime his relationships are getting really hot, or close to something, he just break up... --'
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3B_ylt%3DAqhTTvhEso.MVZ61Hk_dWsXRxQt.%3B_ylv%3D3%3Fqid%3D20090213053410AAPIyCd
JBexfan
- I think Kevin is gay, but Joe and Nick are def straight.
- [quote]Joe and Nick are def straight.
"def straight" makes me think the person(s) in question must be extremely gay.
- Kevin was pushed into that bearded marriag by his fundie parents. Kevin and wife each sleep in their own bedroom. The excuse is that he snores.
R31 doesn't know about Joe's live-in trainer - and the trainer isn't female.
- I think they're all gay. Nick overcompensates with the glut of jock pics and serious, brooding "artist" persona but his fabulous side still sneaks out when he's with Joe.
Caption this pic:
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/21/Nick-and-Joe-Jonas-Shop-435x580.jpg
- God, you shrieking queens are pathetic.
- Like my purse?
http://www.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/nick-jonas-bag.jpg
- Pretty sure Nick is the only straight one... if there is a straight one.
- In past years, Joe was extremely affectionate with Nick. Very touchy-feely-kissy. Much more so than with the fugly one, who's sort of an outsider.
It was so bad it actually led to rumors that Joe had a crush on Nick.
- I think all three are gay. I know some many brothers who are gay.
- Nick has had much more exposure to gays than his brothers. He was just a kid when he started appearing in Broadway musicals.
- R40, What the hell does that have to do with anything? You sounds like some fucking freeper.
- What it means Fucktard r41, is that Nick has spent more of his life surrounded by gays who were his equals in employment while his oldest brother, Kevin, has spent more of his life under the influence of fundies. It takes a modicum of intelligence to comprehend things like this, so there's no reason to expect a jackass like you to understand.
[quote]You sounds(sic) like some fucking freeper.
You "sounds" like a moron.
- Why is the ugly one always gay?
- Given how much time Nick spends on Broadway I am sure that guy had dick up his ass at least once to know first hand what his brothers talk about when they think they are alone.
- I don't think Kevin Jonas is ugly. He's ordinary guy cute and has bad hair, but he's not hideous.
- Nick has straight face.
- Brothers are not likely to have gay talks even when both are gay. Most brothers act closeted to one another. This lasts until they get into their mid 20's.
- Nick is the only one that matters.
Dat ass.
- nick is the only straight one.
- [quote]I don't think Kevin Jonas is ugly
Bitch, did anyone say that.
Take a tip from Linus, Marcie and Jan Brady and get glasses. And not George Glass.
They said of the three brothers Kevin is the ugly one and he is. Of course baby Jonas is pretty ugly but he could grow out of that.
- What are the Jonas brothers famous for having done? When did they do it, are they retired? I don't think I've ever seen them in anything except as celebrities on DL.
- C'mon, Nicks is weird, and he support gay marriage, use purse, and it is not a common bag, it is a purse, Louis Vuitton, as my mom, and it is sometimes two. He had this "awesome", interview to a gay magazine, saying he love the gay fans cause they have nice taste and give him nice gifts which he loves to use. Babe, guesse we got ya!!! closet is not funny, honey!!
NickJonasmylove
- No one gives a shit about them anymore. Try to catch up old fella.
- Was flipping channels and saw a preview of the reality show for the married one. His wife seems like an aggressive beard, I think he's in trouble.
- HAHAHAH, I just saw that comercial haha, LMFAO... You know something? I thinks it's Nick and no one else... In fact, I think two of them are, Joe and Nick... didn't they had some kinda crush or somehthing some time ago? hauhauhha
propername
- If Nick's pot belly gets any bigger I'm going to have to let him go.
- I want to have sex with Nick Jonas.
He%27s%20so%20dreamy
- honestly, who cares, Joe and Nick hook up each other, their dad knows, Kevin helps and Danielle is lesbian, everyone, except frankie and their mom, are goin' straight to the hell... LOL!!
- [quote]C'mon, Nicks is weird, and he support gay marriage, use purse, and it is not a common bag, it is a purse,
It's called a MURSE
Please use correct terminology
- Somehow the expression "hit him with your murse" just doesn't cut it.
- "When Kevin Jonas talks, Nick's murse falls out of his mouth."
I don't know; I think it works.
Joe%20J.
- Kevin is the ugly one, thus the one who's gay.
Joe is the best looking and built one, thus he's straight
Nick is the youngest one, thus the one gays like because they want to be pedo with him
Baby Jonas is rapidly approaching the size of a hippo, thus indicating the future of the Jonas Brothers.
Momma Jonas is the Patsy Ramsey minus the killer instinct.
Papa Jonas is the guy who THINKS he's the father but probably isn't
- F&F the pedo-accusing jackass at r62. We don't need any more Anita Bryant wannabes.
- OP, Blanche Devereaux said "git outta heah". Without the drawl, it's nuttin.
- [R59] NO! Not in his case, there's a photo, where he's using a PURSE, yes, a PURSE, there's actually two photos. --'
- r63
Poor pedobear got called out
- It's a MURSE
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- They should pass a Jonas Brothers's law
Part I:
Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas must appear shirtless at all times
Part II:
This shall be subject to a six month review, if at any time the Jonas Family Figure starts to be apparent, then Part I of this law shall be void
Part III
Kevin Jonas and Baby Jonas, hereafter known as "the ugly ones" shall NEVER appear shirtless, under penalty of death.
- I can't wait for the reality show to start.
Once these boys appear on TV every week, their "natural tendencies" will be all too apparent to everyone watching.
This was a BAD idea, whoever thought of it...
http://www.eonline.com/shows/jonas
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- I like Kevin too, it's just that's he's cute rather than hot.
- Ah he's not cute, Kevin Jonas is ugly.
Are you a blind person and using a descriptive browser.
He's fat, he's got Jewfro and he's not an "N" nor a "J" so that's just racist.
He isn't even goodlooking enough to land a hot asian.
And anyone who says so is blind or lying
- I sort of feel sorry for the fugly one.
Can you imagine having these hot brothers and looking like he does?
Talk about getting a complex. Still, I'm sure there are plenty of guys who'd do him, just because of the last name.
- We must have TOTALLY run out of ideas for new TV shows.
- It's not his idea. Evidently the beard, er, wife decided she'd better put her status as Mrs. Jonas to work and was instrumental in this happening.
Of course, this shit is right up "executive producer" Ryan Seacrest's alley. If he can make stars of the no-talent Kardashian whores, surely he can make a hit show with a once-famous boy bander (especially if his good-looking brothers agree to drop by to visit).
- MARY Jonas!
http://seriouslyomg.com/%3Fp%3D26923
- I know a guy that is almost as hot as Joe but he's straight. Do you think I should get him drunk or valium him up and do him?
- Kevin's wife seems like the type who would out him if she doesn't get her way.
- Couldn't you see Joe Jonas doing a remake of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DLzWIdFwk7s8
- Joey Joe Junior
- Wouldn't that violate the contract, R77?
- Kevin is the gay one because he has the biggest bulge in his pants.
You know what that study said about gay men in general have larger penises than st8 men.
- LOL @ R75
- They've been playing a string of sold-out concerts in Asia - Singapore, Cebu, Manila...
- Kevin and Joe - gay.
- Maybe Nick hides his desires better than the other two.
- Married to a Jonas has been renewed.
