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Matt Damon Thread

We haven't had a good Matt Damon thread in a while. It is time. Please discuss him.

by Anonymousreply 93January 13, 2019 7:44 PM

We don't like. Do we, Bernard?

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2012 1:13 PM

He's got a big butt, I can not lie...

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2012 1:33 PM

That's Matt "Sweet Stuff" Damon to you, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2012 1:54 PM

I no longer like Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2012 4:21 PM

Why not, R4?

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2012 4:28 PM

Anthony Minghella should have made more of the scene with Matt and Jude in the bath in The Talented Mr Ripley ... Matt's big ole butt should have been in the frame as well as Jude's pert slim one.

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2012 4:29 PM

He looked a right schlub in Contagion.

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2012 4:30 PM

That wasn't Jude's in Mr Ripley, it was a stunt butt.

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2012 4:39 PM

Have Jude and Matt ever done it?

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2012 5:07 PM

I don't like the comments he made about President Obama a few months back R5. Of course, he has every right to say what he pleases, but I don't have to like it. It made him sound foolish and nasty. YMMV, but that is how I feel about it.

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2012 5:35 PM

Thank you, R4.

by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2012 10:48 PM

More Matt. More!

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2012 4:33 AM

You know that's got to be some sweet stuff. Well, getting stale, but sugar doesn't lose its sweetness.

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2012 4:38 AM

He's starting to get fugly.

by Anonymousreply 14June 24, 2012 4:48 AM

I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2012 4:49 AM

He's getting old.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2012 5:01 AM

R15, the Damon's Butt is a female (diva)?

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2012 5:09 AM

He's rabildy homophobic. I refuse to support his work.

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2012 5:25 AM

He has a fat, womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2012 6:22 AM

What looks womanly about it, R19?

by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2012 6:31 AM

R18, quite the contrary, he is vocally supportive of gay rights, gay marriage, AIDS treatment, etc. Please provide a link to evidence of his homophobia.

by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2012 3:21 PM

It's big, round and pert, r20.

It doesn't look like a deflated air bag.

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2012 9:14 PM

[quote]I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant

That's quite a feat, considering he's not even in it.

by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2012 9:19 PM

R22, and that makes it womanly? Aren't there other guys who have that type of ass who don't have asses that are considered womanly? Which famous guys have womanly big round butts and which ones have manly big round butts? What's the difference?

by Anonymousreply 24June 24, 2012 9:20 PM

Mr. Damon's butt is what dreams are made of. It should have its own national anthem. Yes, I started it: That's some sweet stuff. It was then. It is now.

by Anonymousreply 25June 24, 2012 9:42 PM

Seven, your enthusiasm is appreciated. Are there any other famous butts you like?

by Anonymousreply 26June 25, 2012 12:29 AM

I'd love to lick him from asshole to adam's apple!

by Anonymousreply 27June 25, 2012 12:38 AM

I saw Matt & his butt walking down the street in NYC last weekend. Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 28June 25, 2012 12:40 AM

Describe please, R28. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 29June 25, 2012 12:45 AM

I just watched "We Bought a Zoo".

Such contrived crap, awful from its first moments.

I love me some Matt Damon, and I don't mind Scarlett Johansson, so I kept watching even though it only got worse as it went along.

What happened to Cameron Crowe, churning out this trite, formulaic sludge?

Matt and Scarlett did Cameron a huge favor by being in this embarrassment to their careers.

by Anonymousreply 30June 25, 2012 12:45 AM

Why isn't he in Magic Mike? Did he and Soderbergh have a falling out?

by Anonymousreply 31June 25, 2012 12:46 AM

He's ok, but he's not a [italic]total[/italic] babe.

by Anonymousreply 32June 25, 2012 12:49 AM

He has a great butt and he seems like a good guy. He should to into politics. Who the fuck did he marry?

by Anonymousreply 33June 25, 2012 12:53 AM

R30, an evil petting zoo? How much did it cost?

by Anonymousreply 34June 25, 2012 12:53 AM

Unfortunately, he was wearing very baggy jeans but you could tell it was high and round.

by Anonymousreply 35June 25, 2012 12:55 AM

Bald Damon for his film Elysium, from the director of District 9. Also stars DL fave Jodie Foster.

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by Anonymousreply 36July 5, 2012 7:36 PM

Look at those hips.

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by Anonymousreply 37August 19, 2012 10:54 AM

Love the hips.

by Anonymousreply 38August 19, 2012 3:23 PM

I love the Bourne Trilogy movies, he was excellent in those. I caught the Bourne Legacy movie at the weekend and they have ruined it. It is truly awful. Jeremy Renner is no leading action man. In the first part of the movie he just does all these pathetic looks that are mre suited to Ben Stillers Zoolander movie.

by Anonymousreply 39August 20, 2012 8:40 AM

I am not going to see the Bourne Legacy not only because Damon is not in it but also because it seems like a dilution of the series.

I also miss the Damon hips. Lesbian, what do you think of his hips?

by Anonymousreply 40August 20, 2012 8:58 PM

He is ugly and I don't like him.

by Anonymousreply 41August 20, 2012 9:07 PM

R41, what is ugly about him and what don't you like about him? He seems to be almost universally liked and admired in the industry.

by Anonymousreply 42August 20, 2012 9:18 PM

Matt Damon & John Krasinski: 'Promised Land' Trailer!

The trailer for Matt and John Krasinski‘s new movie Promised Land, which they both co-wrote and star in, was just released.

The film is about a salesman (Damon) for a natural gas company who experiences life-changing events after arriving in a small town, where his corporation wants to tap into the available resources.

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by Anonymousreply 43September 30, 2012 11:57 AM

He is rumoured to be gay, this comes from Lainey Gossip/Ted Casablancas so not sure if it's legit.

by Anonymousreply 44September 30, 2012 1:34 PM

He sure has been laying low since making those comments about President Obama.

by Anonymousreply 45September 30, 2012 1:43 PM

I wish a famous screenwriter would rewrite all my scripts so I too could get an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 46September 30, 2012 1:50 PM

Well R46, you'll have to ride said screenwriter's pole in order for that to happen.

by Anonymousreply 47September 30, 2012 3:00 PM

Damon has a black lover that he set up in a house close to his wife's house.

by Anonymousreply 48September 30, 2012 7:38 PM

He's nothing special. Has a so-so face.

by Anonymousreply 49September 30, 2012 7:46 PM

I don't really get him. What am I not getting? Fill me in.

by Anonymousreply 50September 30, 2012 7:53 PM

More details R48, please!

by Anonymousreply 51September 30, 2012 9:26 PM

Black lover? more like hispanic.

by Anonymousreply 52September 30, 2012 10:26 PM

r43 are you serious? Did Damon get together and write that with Krasinski before or after he screwed Emily Blunt while filming The Adjustment Bureau? Maybe they made it a threesome and the guys decided to keep it going lol.

by Anonymousreply 53September 30, 2012 10:42 PM

So, does he have a black and/or Hispanic lover and/or did he fuck Emily Blunt on the side? Or is he a faithful husband as he would have us believe? What is the basis to support any of those three options or any other options for that matter?

by Anonymousreply 54September 30, 2012 11:03 PM

He's probably a mixed race Hispanic guy, and undoubtedly hot.

by Anonymousreply 55September 30, 2012 11:12 PM

Damon and Affleck are lower middle class Joe Blow types. Nothing special.

by Anonymousreply 56October 1, 2012 12:35 AM

Today is Matt Damon's birthday. He's 42.

by Anonymousreply 57October 8, 2012 12:33 PM

What do you think Matt did on Thanksgiving? What is he thankful for?

by Anonymousreply 58November 23, 2012 2:54 PM

His blatino husbear's nether regions...

by Anonymousreply 59November 23, 2012 3:48 PM

R59, do you think he did his blatino husbear on Thanksgiving?

by Anonymousreply 60November 23, 2012 7:39 PM

He is well on the road to having more children than old man Kennedy. I'm afraid he's as straight as Bill Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 61November 23, 2012 7:49 PM

How's the butt doing?

by Anonymousreply 62November 27, 2012 9:52 PM

Didn't anybody spank that ass on his birthday?

by Anonymousreply 63November 28, 2012 2:47 AM

I hope he got a proper spanking from someone who is not his buck-toothed wife.

by Anonymousreply 64November 28, 2012 4:36 PM

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 65May 19, 2013 6:30 AM

And then r65 woke up.

by Anonymousreply 66May 19, 2013 8:12 AM

Can't wait to see him in that Liberace movie. Trailer looks interesting. He is a good actor and seems like a cool guy.

by Anonymousreply 67May 19, 2013 8:17 AM

Did Damon lose weight for the Libarace movie? These are recent pictures of him. He seems to have a double chin in these photos.

It's just occurred to me that you never see any pictures of his kids ever. Unlike Affleck's who are snapped every time the have an ice cream cone or visit the park. There aren't many pap photos of him either.

by Anonymousreply 68July 11, 2013 3:04 AM

ryrey

by Anonymousreply 69April 9, 2014 12:35 PM

Rory

by Anonymousreply 70April 10, 2014 5:58 AM

That fat ass is so 1997.

by Anonymousreply 71April 10, 2014 7:00 AM

He's fat, R71?

by Anonymousreply 72April 10, 2014 12:34 PM

Fat.

by Anonymousreply 73April 11, 2014 10:14 PM

Who is a better actor? Leo or Matt?

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by Anonymousreply 74June 4, 2014 11:10 AM

R74, Matt is by far the better actor.

by Anonymousreply 75June 5, 2014 2:31 AM

I think Leo is a better actor. He can be brilliant. Matt is a great actor as well, but he lacks the intensity and the light that DiCaprio can give in a role. Damon of course, is the better looking by far and he probably has a better character...

By the way, has Damon ever cheated on his wife? Isn't it creepy that he and Ben Affleck married in the same year?

by Anonymousreply 76June 6, 2014 5:56 PM

*he is better looking by far

by Anonymousreply 77June 6, 2014 6:00 PM

Used to walk around LA Farmers Market without toupee/rug. Bald.

by Anonymousreply 78June 6, 2014 6:08 PM

His wife is not a doll

by Anonymousreply 79June 6, 2014 6:10 PM

Saw him once at a urinal next to me in a restaurant. As we were washing our hands he turned to me and said 'OMG its Matt Damon' we just laughed, thought it was pretty cool of him

by Anonymousreply 80June 6, 2014 6:20 PM

R80, no. It was not cool at all. His humor was very arrogant actually. It just had the facade of a smile. SMUG BITCH!

God, these people think that they are cool when they talk like that? Do they think that all people are going to faint by meeting them? Fuck!

by Anonymousreply 81June 6, 2014 8:07 PM

I'm convinced that most top guys would want to fuck Matt Damon if they had to choose between Affleck and Damon.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2014 5:08 PM

There is no more somber enemy of good ass than the pram in the hall.

by Anonymousreply 83June 13, 2014 12:23 AM

It's a beautiful butt on a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 84June 13, 2014 12:34 AM

I was hot for them both. Then I saw R82's link.

by Anonymousreply 85June 13, 2014 12:37 AM

"I'm convinced that most top guys would want to fuck Matt Damon if they had to choose between Affleck and Damon"

Why?

by Anonymousreply 86June 13, 2014 12:52 AM

Yes, you know that's got to be some sweet stuff, but that sugar bowl is looking a little worn and cracked.

by Anonymousreply 87June 13, 2014 1:01 AM

I'd like his generous lips round my hole.

by Anonymousreply 88June 13, 2014 9:17 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 89August 28, 2014 8:15 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 90March 1, 2017 10:59 PM

Where did you dig up this old fossil?

by Anonymousreply 91March 2, 2017 4:17 AM

I’m back. I’m the original Seven, the creator of Matt Damon’s “sweet stuff” butt thread.

In the years since, Matt’s butt has only grown better and more beautiful.

Matt Damon’s butt was sweet stuff then. Matt Damon’s butt is sweet stuff now. Matt Damon’s butt will be sweet stuff forever.

by Anonymousreply 92January 13, 2019 7:37 PM

I read that he was not wise enough to appreciate President Obama. Hope he and Squee are happy now.

by Anonymousreply 93January 13, 2019 7:44 PM
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