Matt Damon Thread

We haven't had a good Matt Damon thread in a while. It is time. Please discuss him.

• We don't like. Do we, Bernard?

• He's got a big butt, I can not lie...

• That's Matt "Sweet Stuff" Damon to you, bitch!

  Sweet%20Stuff

• I no longer like Matt Damon.

• Why not, R4?

• Anthony Minghella should have made more of the scene with Matt and Jude in the bath in The Talented Mr Ripley ... Matt's big ole butt should have been in the frame as well as Jude's pert slim one.

• He looked a right schlub in Contagion.

• That wasn't Jude's in Mr Ripley, it was a stunt butt.

• Have Jude and Matt ever done it?

• I don't like the comments he made about President Obama a few months back R5. Of course, he has every right to say what he pleases, but I don't have to like it. It made him sound foolish and nasty. YMMV, but that is how I feel about it.

  R4

• Thank you, R4.

• More Matt. More!

• You know that's got to be some sweet stuff. Well, getting stale, but sugar doesn't lose its sweetness.

• He's starting to get fugly.

  B.%20A.

• I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant

• He's getting old.

  Joan C.

• R15, the Damon's Butt is a female (diva)?

• He's rabildy homophobic. I refuse to support his work.

• He has a fat, womanly ass.

• What looks womanly about it, R19?

• R18, quite the contrary, he is vocally supportive of gay rights, gay marriage, AIDS treatment, etc. Please provide a link to evidence of his homophobia.

• It's big, round and pert, r20. It doesn't look like a deflated air bag.

  Sir%20Fix-A-Flat

• [quote]I heard from a friend that worked in the new Bourne movie that Damon's ass was quite a diva and had its own personal assistant That's quite a feat, considering he's not even in it.

  J.%20Renner

• R22, and that makes it womanly? Aren't there other guys who have that type of ass who don't have asses that are considered womanly? Which famous guys have womanly big round butts and which ones have manly big round butts? What's the difference?

• Mr. Damon's butt is what dreams are made of. It should have its own national anthem. Yes, I started it: That's some sweet stuff. It was then. It is now.

  Seven

• Seven, your enthusiasm is appreciated. Are there any other famous butts you like?

• I'd love to lick him from asshole to adam's apple!

• I saw Matt & his butt walking down the street in NYC last weekend. Jealous, bitches?

• Describe please, R28. Thank you.

• I just watched "We Bought a Zoo". Such contrived crap, awful from its first moments. I love me some Matt Damon, and I don't mind Scarlett Johansson, so I kept watching even though it only got worse as it went along. What happened to Cameron Crowe, churning out this trite, formulaic sludge? Matt and Scarlett did Cameron a huge favor by being in this embarrassment to their careers.

• Why isn't he in Magic Mike? Did he and Soderbergh have a falling out?

• He's ok, but he's not a [italic]total[/italic] babe.

• He has a great butt and he seems like a good guy. He should to into politics. Who the fuck did he marry?

• R30, an evil petting zoo? How much did it cost?

• Unfortunately, he was wearing very baggy jeans but you could tell it was high and round.

  R28

• Bald Damon for his film Elysium, from the director of District 9. Also stars DL fave Jodie Foster.

  http://filmfodder.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/matt-damon-elysium-600x354.jpg

• Look at those hips.

  http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/damon-family/matt-damon-takes-family-flight-03.jpg

• Love the hips.

• I love the Bourne Trilogy movies, he was excellent in those. I caught the Bourne Legacy movie at the weekend and they have ruined it. It is truly awful. Jeremy Renner is no leading action man. In the first part of the movie he just does all these pathetic looks that are mre suited to Ben Stillers Zoolander movie.

  Lesbian

• I am not going to see the Bourne Legacy not only because Damon is not in it but also because it seems like a dilution of the series. I also miss the Damon hips. Lesbian, what do you think of his hips?

• He is ugly and I don't like him.

• R41, what is ugly about him and what don't you like about him? He seems to be almost universally liked and admired in the industry.

• Matt Damon & John Krasinski: 'Promised Land' Trailer! The trailer for Matt and John Krasinski‘s new movie Promised Land, which they both co-wrote and star in, was just released. The film is about a salesman (Damon) for a natural gas company who experiences life-changing events after arriving in a small town, where his corporation wants to tap into the available resources.

  http://www.justjared.com/2012/09/25/matt-damon-john-krasinski-promised-land-trailer/

• He is rumoured to be gay, this comes from Lainey Gossip/Ted Casablancas so not sure if it's legit.

• He sure has been laying low since making those comments about President Obama.

• I wish a famous screenwriter would rewrite all my scripts so I too could get an Oscar.

• Well R46, you'll have to ride said screenwriter's pole in order for that to happen.

• Damon has a black lover that he set up in a house close to his wife's house.

• He's nothing special. Has a so-so face.

• I don't really get him. What am I not getting? Fill me in.

• More details R48, please!

• Black lover? more like hispanic.

• r43 are you serious? Did Damon get together and write that with Krasinski before or after he screwed Emily Blunt while filming The Adjustment Bureau? Maybe they made it a threesome and the guys decided to keep it going lol.

• So, does he have a black and/or Hispanic lover and/or did he fuck Emily Blunt on the side? Or is he a faithful husband as he would have us believe? What is the basis to support any of those three options or any other options for that matter?

  R43

• He's probably a mixed race Hispanic guy, and undoubtedly hot.

• Damon and Affleck are lower middle class Joe Blow types. Nothing special.

• Today is Matt Damon's birthday. He's 42.

• What do you think Matt did on Thanksgiving? What is he thankful for?

• His blatino husbear's nether regions...

• R59, do you think he did his blatino husbear on Thanksgiving?

• He is well on the road to having more children than old man Kennedy. I'm afraid he's as straight as Bill Clinton.

• How's the butt doing?

• Didn't anybody spank that ass on his birthday?

  anonymous

• I hope he got a proper spanking from someone who is not his buck-toothed wife.

• Matt Damon is a cock lover for sure. There's no question about it that he loves going down on the dick. He's got years of practise. Must be an expert.

• And then r65 woke up.

• Can't wait to see him in that Liberace movie. Trailer looks interesting. He is a good actor and seems like a cool guy.