My penis is starting one of its uncontrollable growing spurts, no pun intended.

This is the second year in a row and I'm running out of room in my tighty whiteys. I bought one of those cow hugging machines they use in the slaughter houses to see if I could fake this activity out, but NO the growth continues and I have to stay home at night so as not to scare my beer drinking peers. Any and all medical advice is welcome except penis removal.

• Shut up, OP.

• IS this for REAL?

• zzzzzzzzz

• Once youv'e hit about 16 years of age, your penis stops growing. It is what it is from then on. There's a good chance that you tighty whities don't fit because you're getting fat. It has nothing to do with your cock that has long since stopped growing.

• Chaz? Is that you?

• We GET it, Chaz, you're a man now, you don't need to keep "proving" it!

• This thread smells of fish

  leazly-ann leazly-ann your a great writer leazly-ann

• OP is as full of shit as a Christmas turkey.

• Well, since you started with about 3 inches, we are really happy for you. In about 5 years, you can join the rest of big 8ers..........;).

  hungbigandproudofit

• Hey im 11 now iv been lookin online and just found out its a part of puberty by the way it's called an errection(ear-ect-shon)

  T.Kinzler

• OP...this growth spurt by your penis is called an erection. However, should your erection last more than four hours, please call your doctor.

  The Makers of Viagra