Joe Jonas VPL

Wow, that's a freakin Anaconda!

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• Can't make much out.

• I don't get it.

• After OP's build up, reality left me underwhelmed...

• Duh. cellphone in the right pocket, a bunch of change or something in the right pocket. his dick is where the bulge is, and it looks like a pretty standard issue bulge. But keep dreamin'

• What does Brett Everett have to do with this, though? Is Brett the new boyfriend. Although though Joe's bulge along his leg is admirable, it seems it may have more to do with what's in his pocket. Not that he's short-changed or anything. I just don't think that's his penini running down his leg.

• I just can't get worked up over the Jonas sisters. Those gals are more in MICHIGAN Nan's bailiwick. There all Cruise sized gals too.

• Wow, OP, I wish I lived in your rose-colored world.

• Did anyone watch Joe on that awful dating show The Choice this week? Poor thing trying to act like a straight horndog. And he still played the pronoun game when asked why he wasn't married yet. "I just haven't found the right person." I know someone said that's how all 20-somethings talk but in the context of a dating show where he's supposed to be hot for all these WOMEN it really stood out.

• "MICHIGAN Nan's" That name wounds.

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• Any word yet on whether the Jonas brothers are cut or uncut?

• Ah, no.

• First Aid is on its way Nan Michiganwomyn, and my sincere apology.

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• Is Nan cut or uncut?

• Anyone who ever comes out of the basement would know that the world is full of hot guys who put the stumpy, decidedly average-looking Jonii to shame. OP, you obviously have too much time on your hands if you feel the need to obsess over non-existent penis lines in pictures of men. But you should know there are thousands of sites that show pictures of actual penises if you're so desperate to see one.

• It's an iPhone in his right pocket. Oh, the crotch? No, nothing much to see.

• Is he the gay one?

• Yes, R16. But there could be more than one 'gay one'.

• Man Joe is hot. I want to see him and Zac Efron make out.

• if only

• There are also rumors starting to leak about Joe's drug use. Just curious, does anyone know the number of Joe or his dealer? No special reason, just thought one of you might have it.

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• Bitches is jealous

• r21 - Of his iPhone you mean?

• Grow up, dudes. Peering at guy's crotches like silly junior high perverts. Yes dudes have penises, it's called human anatomy. Grow up.

• Really!! Teeny-boppin' time!!!

• Anaconda? More like a baby rattler.

• Well that's the long of it, not the long and short of it.

• We call that a "ball ramp", OP.