Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen

Charlie, no contest.

Charlie! Emilio seemed so bland, Charlie had flava. Didn't age well though, did he.

I remember having a major hard-on for Charlie when he 'roided up for "Hot Shots Part Deux".

Their other brother is very unfortunate looking.

I think its a dead heat. Damn i wanted to have a sucking fucking fest in the 80s and 90s with both of them.

Emilio for me. Charlie has always grossed me out...which is weird because I love dark hair.

Emilio had the nice, stocky body and big bulge. His thighs were also nice and thick. There's a scene in The Breakfast Club when Emilio, Anthony Michael Hall and Alley Sheedy are lounging on a couch and talking, and his thighs are just massive. They also get nicely displayed in a scene from St. Elmo's Fire when he comes home and starts chatting with Andrew McCarthy.

Chrlie was a pencil neck with narrow shoulders who always had an eye for whores. Both of them were assholes, Emilio having the added detriment of being pretentious('Wisdom').

I always thought Emilio seemed more grounded than Charlie. Were there any stories about him going wild back in the day?

Definitely Emilio. Hot, beefy body. Charlie always looked like an insurance salesman. Ugh.

Emilio - all the way!

Emilio's thighs @ the 1:16 mark

Emilio's thighs in the Breakfast Club couch scene

Fun thread!!

Ramon Estevez is like a hybrid of Charlie and Emilio

All of Martin's boys resemble him, but it's uncanny how much Emilio looks like his dad.

None of them were as beautiful as Martin.

Emilio looked like he smelled of bologna

Charlie, especially in Ferris Bueller

Hell yes, R19.

Hell yes again R19 As the bad boy - so beautiful. No contest. Emilio leaves me cold.

Charlie smells like burned aluminum foil and queef.

Charlie.

The answer: Neither could ever hold a candle to how hot their father was when he was younger.

Another vote for Charlie.

So that's 8 for Charlie, 4 for Emilio, one dead-heat and a couple of misc.

Next question--who do you think has the bigger dick?

Emilio, for all the previous reasons stated, especially the beefiness.

Emilio was better looking, but Charlie aged better

[quote]None of them were as beautiful as Martin.

This. Still hotter than the kids.

Another vote for Charlie. It's the charisma and acting talent that gives him the edge.

[quote]Charlie aged better

You're kidding, right?

Charlie always had a wild look in his eyes as if he wasn't quite right.

Emilio's showed butt in films before. Not sure if Charlie has.

Rob Lowe

Charlie was stunningly handsome when he was younger. Of course he looks like shit now, drugs and booze tend to do that.

[quote]Charlie was stunningly handsome when he was younger

Indeed he was

I've always liked Emilio better.

Joe Estevez is the perfect blending of the two.

Emilio's rockin' bod in The Breakfast Club

Larry Lester's buns...

All these pictures of the Estevez-Sheen clan are making me horny!

Emilio, looking good and keeping fit

Charlie, buff as fuck in HS Pt. Deux

I've always liked Carlos Estevez's strong facial features

1980s: Charlie > Emilio 1990s-present: Emilio > Charlie Martin as a young man > all his sons at any age

Greasy Emilio

Mighty Ducks??! I'd like to give Emilio a mighty FUCK!!!

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UP!

Charlie's recent Rolling Stone interview made him sound like a sleazy geez. He "loves women", til they leave the bedroom and the mist fades and they become "bitches". Talks about women as body parts. He has the mind of a 14-yr. old boy and the body of a 74-yr. old letch.

Heidi Fleiss said her whores reported back that Chucky was "well-endowed", but I doubt it. He's just a short little Mexi-mix. He probably slipped them another $100 to say that.

He crows that he got a $25 million settlement from the "2 1/2 Men" producers, but isn't that like 6 months of hookers, booze, dope and child support for him? Hope his new show tanks, he goes broke and dies in the gutter like the brain-addled addict he is.

Neither. Never could understand the appeal of either.

Plenty of brothers who were/are hotter, though: Charlie/Jerry O'Connell, George/Jeff Stults, Ralph/Joseph Fiennes, Luke/Liam/Chris Hemsworth...

I also believe that Charlie is a self-loathing, which probably plays a huge role into why he's so fucked up.

charlie and emilio look nothing alike.

emilio is hot. charlie is not.

[quote]Plenty of brothers who were/are hotter, though: Charlie/Jerry O'Connell

Neither of them ever did anything for me, although Jerry was pretty hot for a while

Charlie has BDF though, R54.

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Bump for the Bros.

Where's the beef R27? I don't see any beefiness at all in that picture. He looks like a regular guy's physique, nothing special.

I loved how Emilio looked in The Breakfast Club, probably because guys in my high school in the mid-80's dressed the same exact way if they were jocks. He also looked cute in Repo Man with the crew-cut and baby face, but he dropped off my radar after that.

I thought Charlie looked hotter during those 80's and early 90's years. I'm partial to dark-haired men though.

R59, Emilio is totally beefy in the pic at R39, and in the videos posted at R12 and R13.

Why isn't this a poll?

A vote for Emilio.

A lot of times Emilio had sad puppy dog eyes.

The only time I really liked his looks was in Young Guns and Young Guns II

The father, Martin was the hottest.

I wanted to munch on Emilio's underthings, watching "Repo Man".

Did you see me in "Ferris Bueller"? Duh.....WINNING!

They were both hot for different reasons.

I vote for neither in this day and age....one thing is for sure, they BOTH love their porn and porn stars!

Bump!

Emilio rules not only with looks but because he chose not to capitalize off his father's fake name. Unlike Sarah Gilbert.

There is something about Charlie's face that resembles a younger Donald Trump

[R50] Slipped in that piece of shit racism, didn't you? Be that as it may, asswipe, they're not Mexican.

I can't decide

Emilio was always the hottest. Charlie looked like some guy selling insurance at a booth in the mall.

funny girl is ontcm. i just came big load

Emilio and Paula Abdul seems like such a strange pair, looking back. How did that happen?

Emilio hasn't been married since Paul a ended in 1994. Is the family?

If Charlie had taken even halfway decent care of himself, he would still look good today.