Mixed Berry Tarts

I love bakin' y'all!

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• You are officially now the most annoying person on all of Datalounge.

• "...and filling mixture can also be used for 2 tarts, or 24 mini-tarts. Whatever blows your skirt up." Now that's some down-home wrightin'. Take your Midol, r1.

• R1: You want some and you know it.

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• OP is truly a Hand Made of the Lord.

• This is sort of related to baking -- I have a hand mixer with three attachments. One is the standard batter beater, one is a classic whisk, but the third is like a helical spring of thin wire spun into a flat top and bottom conical shape with the end of the wire curled but exposed. What is that used for?

• [quote] the third is like a helical spring of thin wire spun into a flat top and bottom conical shape with the end of the wire curled but exposed. What is that used for? To prove that if you are a female, you are a frau, or if you's male you are an eldermary (irrespective of age).

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• those tarts look gross

• I really wish OP would stop trying to make his blog happen. It's as boring as dirt.

• 1. You need a new Wordpress theme. 2. Those tarts look gross. 3. AWSE Lupone vid.

• R5, it's probably a dough hook for mixing bread dough.

• Thank you, R10 -- a reasonable answer, yet, all the other dough hooks I've seen have been helical but quite thick and stiff. This is very thin wire.

• Love the blog. That recipe seems kinda hard though.

• Love the comment on LuPone. She does seem drunk or high.

• Don't listen to the hater at R8. It's just unbelievable how nasty these phobes are when they come here.

• r5, is it possible it's for whipping cream?

• Good luck with trying to sell those tarts, OP. They look like shit.

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• R15 -- I thought it might be, but when I googled it, all the cooking pages said to use the classic whisk for whipping cream...

• Hah! It's called a "Twirl whisk" and it is for incorporating butter into sauce or mixing salad dressing in a narrow container.

• R15 what the FUCK is your problem? I said right in the beginning of the blog post that it was the first time I had ever made up my own dessert recipe. I was not claiming they looked all that great; I even said I would try harder next time to arrange the fruit better. They tasted pretty damn good, which is all that counts really. I wasn't trying to sell them. I made them for friends as an experiment. And I was proud that they had turned out at all, so I shared them on my blog. How damaged are you that you spend your day just randomly posting nasty things to people on the internet? Hmmm? Twat.

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• Sorry, R15. I meant R16.

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• I think they look pretty tasty, and I'm totally stealing that garlic and white wine sauce recipe in the previous entry.

• Is this a thread about crazy Halle? The title works.

• It was a joke OP. Lighten up.

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• After all.....this IS Datalounge. Pointless bitchery, remember?

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• OK, OK, R16. All is forgiven. I've had a lot of nasty attacks on here since I started linking to my blog. I just took it out on you.

• You're forgiven (because you look pretty cute in your pic and you're not too fat, at least by DL standards)

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• "I've had a lot of nasty attacks on here since I started linking to my blog" Perhaps you should ponder the reason behind that, OP/r25.

• R1 is 100 percent correct. You suck, OP.

• And yet, R27 and R28, you keep posting to my threads, thus bumping them and driving traffic to my blog. So keep it up, dumbfucks.

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• What R27 said. You're boring and vacant. Now go away until you get interesting.

• R30, see R29. You rusty old douche nozzle.

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• It's really almost meta how Datalounge told you to get a blog so you did, and then you keep linking to said blog on Datalounge, kind of making Datalounge your blog. In any event-your blog is boring. You're boring. It is permissable to have an unexpressed thought, you know.

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• R32. You aren't getting it. The other bitches complaining aren't getting it. I've been coming to DL for years. I've been around long enough to know how fucking nasty some of you are. Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker could start a blog together and there would still be a group of dataloungers who would attack it, calling them stupid, boring, and pointless. Many of you spend most of your days calling people ugly, fat, stupid, boring, etc. etc. You've done it so much that it loses all meaning. It is thus impossible for any of you cunts to hurt my feelings. It cracks me up that you keep bumping my threads, though. It drives traffic to my blog, which is exactly what I want. Morons.

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• so shut the fuck up and leave. What's wrong with you? you constantly post your shitty blog everywhere. I hope you get banned from DL

• LOL.

• Just because it doesn't hurt your feelings doesn't mean what we say isn't true.

• And with each bump, I get about another 100 page views. So keep it up with th comebacks,. You can't resist, can you?

• I like your blog, Pollyanna Prisspot. However, having said that, you do link to it a little too often. Keep up the good work though!

• How are you this evening Pollyanna?

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• R39, you're going to get me in trouble!

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• OP, I find the blogs I return to most are those with great writers or those run by people who are very interesting but may not be the best writers. You don't seem to fall into either camp. You are not interesting and you are also not a good writer. Perhaps you should try Twitter and see if any of your dull bullshit flies there.

• PPSM your blog isn't too bad but its fucking obnoxious to use Datalounge as a platform for promoting your own pet projects/vanity hobbies/potential meryl streep movie source material. I always felt there was an unspoken understanding on Datalounge that you dont use it to pimp out your own business or career or dreams of stardom. its not facebook, and its not show and tell. anonymity is preferable here. when you keep linking us to your real life and reminding us of who you are in real life, you risk ruining some of the things that make this place a special respite from the contless, relentless self promotion over on facebook, I mean your blog isnt bad, PPSM, but imagine if everyone else here started doing it with their instagram posts and sound cloud mixes and youtube channels and links to news stories about their art opening on the walls of a coffee shop. It would be insufferable. DL is a place to gossip, kvetch and bitch.

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• Bump for R41! R42: Thank you. I respect you and totally understand where you're coming from, but here's the deal. I have been coming to DL for over ten years (was first directed here by a friend who showed me the "World Trade Center is an insatiable bottom" thread after 9-11). I have been in the background, posting anonymously, and have played by the rules for more than a decade. In that time, I have seen almost nothing but vile nastiness from anonymous posters. They hate and disparage everything, attack harmless celebrities and authenticated posters, tag/report anything they disagree with, etc. I have seen the WM delete and ban people for the stupidest of reasons (posting about LOTR actors, being pro-Hillary, etc.) while ignoring outright racist, homophobic freepers. I have watched what was once a fast-paced, free site become diminished by a ridiculous "pay to post or encounter prime time" policy. Most decent posters abandoned long ago. I got fed up with it. So yeah, I use the site to drive traffic to my blog. It isn't worth a shit anymore anyway. Sue me.

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• R2, that's cuz he's is a "Hand Made of the Lord".

• These are mad delicious!

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• Yummers!

• De. Lish.

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• Hi webbie!

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• Still here, posting from Budapest! Read about it soon on my blog! Hi webbie!