Who Had The Biggest Prick In Hollywood?

"Prick"?

THAT takes me back!

Milton Berle. Unfortunately, it was attached to the rest of him.

Frank Sinatra. Lana Turner warned Ava Gardner that "there isn't a woman in Hollywood who hasn't cried on his cock." Gardner herself one quipped that Frank may have been all of 120 pounds, but "there's ten pounds of Frank and 110 pounds of cock!"

Liam Neeson.

Helen Mirren "discovered" him in Ireland on the set of "Excalibur" and brought her with him to London - they lived together for 5 years.

Helen was in LA shooting "White Nights" and brought Liam along. He was at a party at Sue Mengers' house - got out of the pool in a skimpy bathing suit and Barbra Streisand, poolside, said to Sue: "I MUST HAVE THAT!"

Liam stayed in LA and started getting small parts (as opposed to his LARGE part), as well as sleeping with lots of women, Barbra first of all. Helen went back to London and eventually, she married Taylor Hackford, director of "White Nights". Just before he became a star in "Schindler's List", Liam did "Anna Christie" onstage in New York opposite Natasha Richardson and they fell in love.

But in his early years, Liam was known for his cock, not for his acting.

Liam Neeson is supposed to be huge... Tim Matheson from Animal House is gigantic.

I'm shocked. I would have thought that Babula fucked Laim with a strapon.

Roddy Mcdowall was apparently astonishing in that regard. Astonishing, in part, because he was otherwise so utterly lacking in sex appeal.

Helen Mirren is a lucky bitch.

Liam was delicious looking, luscious bear of a man at one time. He's older, but still looks good. Thighs like tree trunks too.

Mrs. Forrest Tucker did a cameo on the I Love Lucy ep with the Don Loper fashion show. Lucy had trouble walking the runway because of her sun burn. If you look closely at Mrs. Tucker as she's on the catwalk, she had trouble walking too, but for an entirely different reason.

[quote]He was at a party at Sue Mengers' house - got out of the pool in a skimpy bathing suit and Barbra Streisand, poolside, said to Sue: "I MUST HAVE THAT!"

No wonder at about that time she also said, "I feel like a faggot!"

I can't stand Helen Mirren OR beets.

Porfirio Rubirosa, dahlink.

eldergay thread

I disagree about Roddys' sex appeal, but different strokes...(if you likeum young, check out Roddy in "Lassie Come Home" - pretty sweet stuff.)

[R15]: thanks for sharing, WEIRDO!

Quit calling her "Babula," you anti-semitic freak.

Wally

Beatrice Arthur. I thought everyone knew that by this time.

Liam Neeson's COCK.

From 'City of Darkness' (UK TV Movie).

Y&R's Doug Davidson

[quote]Milton Berle. Unfortunately, it was attached to the rest of him.

I think it's called Miller's Pub on Wabash in Chicago, but it's one of those old fashioned places where the walls are lined with long forgotten celebrities who once ate there.

Anyway, if you're ever there look for Milton Berle's photo where he's standing by the bar. It looks like he has a quart bottle of Scotch hidden in his pant leg.

Jack Cassidy

Sorry Noel, it was COLE PORTER who Jack forced to CRAWL across the room (Cole was a double amputee) to suck his cock, not you.

James Woods

Ed Begley Jr. supposedly is huge

Judging by that link Neeson must be a grower.

That's still a bigger than average flaccid cock.

John Amos

Lou Grant, oh my.

Had or has, OP?

Right now, Michael Bay.

John Ireland - wonder if Joan Crawford got it when they did Queen Bee or some other movie they were in?

David Cassidy has 12"

R27 Bitch

R35, you are correct! My mother used to have a friend who was a costume designer in Hollywood. She told my mother that women in the Hollywood crowd wanted to have sex with John because of his size.John Ireland was a major womanizer for this reason.

Sammy Davis Jr, but I guess that's to be expected against his impossibly tiny frame.

James Woods, but how gross was/is he?

Tony Randall (yes!)

Fernando Lamas.

BTW, Liam was outside in that pic above, maybe it was cold. A more revealing glimpse came in a movie he did with Laura San Giacamo that had him running around naked. He looked pretty large and in charge in that one!

A "prick" is never large. The term denotes something stubby.

Prick? What a weird word choice. I haven't heard of half of the guys being mentioned.

Probably not the biggest but Jason Behr has a 9.5 incher. Anyone remember him? Probably not.

Well, hell. If Liam Neeson is so impressive judging from that photo, then I hominate the late Heath Ledger. I once saw a nude photo of him jumping off a cliff into a lake and he was impressive.

Ireland and Crawford did, indeed, have a torrid affair during the making of Queen Bee. Fucked all night long. Betsy Palmer DISCUSSES it on the commentary for the DVD. She says that they had to shut down a day's filming on several occasions whenever Ireland and Crawford would not show up on set and would call in sick after a night of "boozing and balling."

rex smith

Katie Holmes

Maureen O'Conner poster a rumor on Gawker yesterday that Milo Ventimiglia was huge.

Howard Keel

Among the younger set, Benjamin Salisbury (the kid from the Nanny) is said to have 10+ inches that he calls the "Salisbury Stake".

Forrest Tucker got his start as one of George Cukor's pool boys; he was hired to simply swim nude during the course of Cukor's parties. The nickname of his penis was 'Sarge' and he would entertain friends by putting golf balls with his cock. Ken Berry, a co-star of Tuckers on 'F Troop' also talked about Forrest's penis on a TV Land interview.

I read that Roz Russell had such a hard time walking during her onscreen Auntie Mame scenes with Tucker that they almost had to write an explanatory disability into the script.

And notice that Roz is never sitting down that entire movie. Sure she will dip down to sit in the chair, but she leaps back to her feet. Her poor stretched pudenda was just too sore to sit on.

Howard Keel WAS a prick, he didn't have a big one.

And Roz did not sleep with Forrest Tucker.

How has nobody mentioned the aptly named Steve Cochran yet?

Elias Koteas!

Charlie Chaplin had a massive schlong.

Chuck Connors

I heard Billy Zane.

Jason Priestley is known for having a third leg

CHarlie Chaplin was legendary.

Victoria Beckham always looks like a big prick.

I'll bet Bieber is packing some heat

Jon Hamm looks like he may be a contender

Jared Leto.

Fred MacMurray.

Victor Mature.

Thanks for big-upping my thread, R62!

Tommy Lee Jones (no, not the singer Tommy Lee) is reportedly big.

[quote]Ken Berry, a co-star of Tuckers on 'F Troop' also talked about Forrest's penis on a TV Land interview.

I thought TV Land was G-rated?

Ryan Phillippe is supposedly hung like a mule.

Lassie!

Hung like a d-a-w-g ....

Not strictly Hollywood, but all the guys in the Red Hot Chili Peppers are supposed to be 12".

Michael Bay is definitely the winner here. A few porn stars claimed in interviews he was even bigger than 12-and had girth.

Jared Leto has a HUGE cock according to a porn star who did lap dances for him and his brother .

[quote]Not strictly Hollywood, but all the guys in the Red Hot Chili Peppers are supposed to be 12".

Not Flea...

Chad Smith does have some nice balls, though.

Leto is huge and nasty in bed--per groupie fan sites.

Willem Dafoe.

Creepy, but huge.

More about Jared Leto please....

Rex Reed in Myron Breckenridge

Can't tell anything from flaccid or bulges. I've yet to see a bulge shot posted here that is outside of the 3-4 inch normal range for flaccid.

As far as the names who have been seen flaccid or even erect, some are quite large but nowhere close to 12" let alone double digits.

Judging from their flaccids guys like Neeson or Fassbender could be 6-7 erect or they could be 8. Who knows? There's nothing that screams out that they have a footlong. I could go take a flaccid pic that looks similar to those guys but I am nowhere close to 10 inches. It's also funny to watch guys in porn who might be my size at most and people think they have a foot. Most guys in porn are around 7 inches, 8 at the most. Guys with a real 9 or so get to play the part of the footlong dong. I've always known women couldn't measure, but I'm surprised how many gay men have the same quality.

As an example, Tommy Lee was mentioned. He is big, but if you watch him in his video when he's walking around the kitchen you can see a straight on shot from the side with other objects as good size references. He is under 8 inches and his girth is slightly above average. of course it looks huge when the camera zooms on a tiny woman with small hands and it's attached to a super skinny guy who is bald.

Outside of that all we have are anecdotes and some impressive flaccid and semi-flaccid fluffed penises, mostly attached to skinny men. Yeah, a 5 inch flaccid is above average, but if a 3-4 inch flaccid guy has a 5-6 inch erection, it's a huge leap to think a guy with an inch or 2 more hanging is going grow to double his size.

As far as bulges go, many of them show a package but no distinct hanging penis- could be all balls. Others, well, if you are an average guy who freeballs and/or dresses to one side, and you pull your pants up like an adult, you are going to have a bulge. It's almost impossible not to, unless you harness your package in place in the middle and have a custom tailored extra-roomy gusset.

many people have shared stories about seeing Milton Berle's and everyone has been impressed. It was even mentioned in one of the SNL books- he took it out and slapped it down on the table in his dressing room. I would probably go with him. As far as seeing a bulge that was actually impressive and not 3 inches hanging to one side, John Ireland shows clear hanging dick in some of his acting appearances.

Is that creep Flea, is he gay?

I did a college term paper on this.

R79, when one is insulting someone, it is preferable not to demonstrate that one is illiterate.

frat brother i college was an olympics trials level diver. In his speedo he looked average but it grew to almost eleven inches once out and in play. Another bud was absolutely huge flacid. He was a swimmer and had to use two speedos to make it look half decent for meets. Hard he was enormous- . So theres three categories- grower, shower or both

John Ireland. Always wondered why Judy Garland plucked him out of career obscurity to do her "Letter" album.

This sounds like a joke, but I've heard from people who would know that Andrew Keenan-Bolger is huge. And his tiny body only increases the effect.

Thank you, Andrew, for that shameless plug, but the thread is about Hollywood.When you get there, we'll talk.

OP, "mule" could also mean stoooopid and stubborn.

Some stuff from John Ireland's biography. Joan was a trip!

There used to be a great list/web site for this.

There was the famous Dana Delany quote where she said that W. Dafoe, James Woods and Liam Neeson were all mega well hung. Dafoe and Neeson have been said to be around 10 while Woods is literally a foot long.

David Letterman is also supposed to be in the 10+ club. He's ick now but he was kinda hot back in the day.

Of the younger crowd, Leto and Jason Priestly are repeatedly mentioned, though with Priestly I think it's the Chad Hunt syndrome…on someone who's 5 ft 5, 8 inches looks like 10.

Can't read the whole thread. Don't know if it's been mentioned but I've seen Milo Ventimiglia.

Speaking of Heroes actors, Adrian Pasdar is supposed to be huge, too.

R58/88, I know someone who did costuming work on a Jason Priestly project in the 90's and said he was huge.

Bruce Willis is also one he mentioned as very large.

Sean Young said that if Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods were all in the same room and unzipped, there wouldn't be room for anyone else.

Right quote, R92, but that was Dana Delany, not Sean Young. See R88.

[quote]Of the younger crowd, Leto and Jason Priestly are repeatedly mentioned, though with Priestly I think it's the Chad Hunt syndrome…on someone who's 5 ft 5, 8 inches looks like 10.

If you ever watched BH 90210, you'd know that the sausage stuffed in those tight jeans is pretty big. He was always stuffed down one leg or the other.

Except r88 is the one who's wrong.

John Ireland, remembering his first sexy time with the refined, sophisticated Joan Crawford:

"Everything she had was real. There were no scars, and shortly there would be no mysteries. I explored them all. “My God,” she said, “My God, with what you’ve got, you don’t have to do that. But… that’s it… right there… don’t stop. Fuck, baby, don’t stop.”

I'm disappointed by Joan's potty mouth. You know Loretta Young's pillow talk wouldn't be so common.

R95 - NO. It's on about 30000000 websites. Google is your friend.

[quote] If you ever watched BH 90210, you'd know that the sausage stuffed in those tight jeans is pretty big. He was always stuffed down one leg or the other.

I agree he's big. But I think dick size is sometimes harder to gauge on a shorter man. The magazines tried to sell Chad Hunt as 12 and he's a solid 8ish that's very thick.

r76, there was a groupie site that had a message board about being in the life, and which stars were assholes, what they were into, size, etc.

Leto was talked about as huge-10+", and a choker. He was bi, but was into younger groupies he would choke and toss around during sex.

IIRC, it wasn't anything extreme, but because he fucked younger groupies and fans, they were a bit freaked out by it.

Trigger.

Huey Lewis, John Mayer, Don Johnson and Parker Stevenson are all known for their "stuff". So are Liam Neeson and Willem Dafoe. In old Hollywood, Victor Mature was legendary.

Read that George Raft was in that select group. Also, that Bill Maher is very big.

Ward Cleaver - Hugh Beaumont - was said to be huge.

Alan Rickman it has been said. Some photos appear to reveal a generous package.

10 inches?

I know that's certainly "big" by any standards (I'd love to have it), but the "biggest" cock in Hollywood over the years being "just" 10 inches seems a little low. Plus, what about thickness as part of the equation?

Andrew Prine

Rosie ... just ask Oprah.

But John Mayer would rather bottom.

Rory Calhoun and Victor Mature.

the guy who sang lightning strikes from the sixties, lou christie has a big schlong, ive seen it many times. same gym , years ago. check out youtube , what a basket. bigger then tommy lee, and tom jones.

You can't really tell from a guy's bulge. My partner has the biggest balls I've ever seen and he always shows a bulge. However, he also had the smallest dick I've ever seen too.

Bea Arthur

What about Gary Sandy from WKRP in Cincinnati? Those jeans of his, yum!.

Robert Urich?

R112, when you say that he HAD the smallest penis you'd seen, do you mean that he's your ex-partner? Did you break it off?

Russell Brand

Danny Bonaduce

Montgomery Clift

I'm dating a guy right now who is huge and he wants me to post a cock pic on here.

So do it R117!!! Lucky you!

And r116, Montgomery Clift was nicknamed Princess Tinymeat, so strike him from this list.

That guy who plays Dexter's Dad on Dexter. He's appeared nude on broadway in the past and he's hung.

Fuck, baby, don’t stop.

After lunch, shooting moved into high gear. Every scene was done in one take. At 5:30, Joan’s husky voice announced that it was “post time.” A lovely bucket of ice, holding an even lovelier bottle of the finest Russian vodka (Stolichnaya), made its appearance. We both showed our appreciation.

Happily, we trod back to her dressing room, and happily we terminated the Stolichnaya. Al Steele of the “Pepsi” Steeles was curled up on an oversized sofa, sound asleep. He remained that way, even when we were ready to leave. I asked Joan if we shouldn’t wake him for dinner. “Fuck him,” she said. “We’re having dinner.”

This is what it looked like before we had anal.

I would love to be able to find nude photos of Gary Cooper.

given the recent pictures from Canne, in a blue suit, I would say Tom Hiddleston currently is the winner.

Bea Arthur was called the Maryland Mule for a reason.

lou christie mr lightning strikes, is a hung dude. rock and roll seems to bread big cocks.

[quote]rock and roll seems to bread big cocks.

Breaded cock... yummy!

127 replies and nobody has mentioned Mr Ed ? Hung like a horse.

As the legend goes, Milton Berle would walk into New York's William Morris Agency with a cigar in one hand, and his schlong in the other. He would pull it out of his slacks and, sneaking up on the secretaries, would whip it out and lay it over their shoulders. The women would scream and that's how everyone in the building knew Uncle Miltie was there. And this is absolutely true.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES A SIMILAR OR IDENTICAL THREAD HAVE TO BE STARTED, ASSHOLE??

Just read about Lou Christie , and his famous cock, I do remember him on some teen show with a basket I can't forget. I've been following him for years.

not from Hollywood per se, but our Prez is packing HUGE! Stop at 14 seconds, and then 17.

HUGE!

Jon Hamm looks like Lou Christie from the 60's I saw a picture of Lou in the same suit and the same big bulge. Remember

I'm going with Steve COCKran ! Everyone from sleaze-bot Mamie Van Doren, to Mae West, to finally Merle Oberon , claimed he was the biggest, and best. Hell, even after his boat disappeared at sea, off the coast of South America, she hired search parties, the Mexican Coast Guard, everyone, to find him, just so she could have one more gulp of his giant peen !

Any info on Robert Wagner? Some photos of him show a bulge.

[R135] Ask Chris Walken about Wagner. I'm sure he'd have a mouthful.....to say

I feel sorry for R130, who clearly hasn't been laid since the Carter administration.

R134, I heard that Steve Cochran had a legitimate 11 INCHER. Yum!

Mamie van Doren writes about how she loved to fuck Steve Cochran in her dressing room, because he had a huge cock she liked to sit on it. See link below, dahlink

Liam and Lou Christie both have Huge Cocks, I know a guy that saw both of them in England back in the 70s, London at a steam room that stars went. Fat, and big balls, Liam and Lou are still around. check out there big basket in pictures.

Grant Bowler, star of the TV show, "Defiance".

Saw him in a remake of "On The Beach" a few years ago. The man was packing very visibly...

Ryan Gosling. Check out "Blue Valentine"

Roddy MCDowell would fellate himself as a party trick.

A friend of mine actually saw Frank Sinatra's cock. The guy was playing piano at a club Sinatra was at with a "bimbo," after or during the Ava breakup. Harry (the pianist) said he couldn't take his eyes off Sinatra, and it was evident the data was playing with him and eventually was jerking him off under the table cloth. It was a darkish place where they were sitting, private.

Sinatra stood up and went to the men's room, and Harry (naturally) took a break and followed. SInatra was washing his still-tumescent cock at the sink, and as he did it he was complaining to Harry about "that bitch." No embarrassment.

And Harry said it was impressive. Not record-holding, not eight inches completely. But a good seven plus. And, as Harry said, it wasn't fully hard.

We really need some sort of code here to try to assure people when what we're sharing is true. So all I can say is that this story is true, and Harry was a down-to-earth guy who never exaggerated. God rest his soul.

R5, Ava said that that 100 pound of cock quote was "smut" and a complete fabrication.

Jon Hamm's looks huge in all those Daily Mail pix. Gotta wonder if the DM people photoshop those photos though.

Jared Padalecki.

Lou Christie, Fact, When he was on American Bandstand,they stopped the show and someone took him aside and told him to adjust his dick it was showing too much, then they put a table in front of him. Everyone in Hollywood tried to get there hands on it. He was the Guy that had Hollywood that drove everyone crazy.

Aaron Eckhart is supposed to be very well hung as is Scott Bakula.

bump for big pricks

Forrest Tucker's bulge

Kanye West. Oh wait...

r76

i Heard that frank Sinatra goes for 12 inchis

Beatrice Arthur was called "The Maryland Mule" for similar reasons, OP.

Lou Christie was very hot back in the day with a very impressive bulge. Unfortunately, time has not been kind to him. He does a lot of those 60's revival shows.

Just read about Lou Christi. First he is the most real guy in showbusiness. His voice is the same as it was in the 60's and is still as HOT as he was back in the day. I love him. And I think Mick Jagger feels the same.

Anyone had Adam Lambert? How big is he?

I read this on the internet (of course).

A guy walked into a nightclub restroom. Sinatra was in a stall with a bimbo. The guy heard Sinatra tell the bimbo, "Suck it baby, it's as big as the Empire State Building." Frankie was not a shy guy.

Streisand.

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Data jerked off Frank Sinatra? I don't remember that episode.

Once upon a time: Gary Cooper, Milton Berle, Roddy McDowell.

Today: Kevin Costner, Jon Hamm, Willem Dafoe

A friend went to the same gym in NYC as Willem Dafoe and describe his fat cock as "Water bottle sized"

Don't forget Lex Barker. Plus he was a brute and a rapist which makes him even hotter.

I've done some calcs and if John Hamm only hangs 1/2 way down to his knee that's about 7 inches soft.

[quote] Who Had The Biggest Prick In Hollywood?

The OP queen who wrote this must be ancient. Rewriting it here for the OP:

My stars and garters! Who had the biggest prick in Hollywood? Did he wear a rubber johnny when he bedded these starlets? We all know these gals had pins from here to there!

Who watched "The Scarf" on TCM? My god, the meat John Ireland was totin' would choke a horse.

Erdenetuya Seagal

Jeremy Piven's a big prick. Who's had him?

Bump.

Wonder why the original post is greyed out and struck through on DL. Hmmmm.... Besides some of the names already mentioned, silent movie cowboy William S. Hart was supposed to be very well endowed, as well as rumored to be gay.

Confirming the rumors about Milton Berle, Madelyn Pugh used to tell this story about him when he appeared on the Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour as himself. He and Desi Arnez were good naturedly arguing about which sports team was the better one. Milton reached down, unzipped and hauled out his flaccid penis and let it flop out and hang down from the open fly. Desi stopped talking and looked down and said "What was that for?" And Milton said, "It means I win the argument. Once he comes out people always stop telling me why they are right."

Just then Lucy was walking by on her way to her dressing room and stopped in her tracks. She pointed at Milton's pendulous schlong "My God Milton! How long is that thing when it gets hard?". Milton said "I don't know, I have always passed out before it gets all the way there." to Desi's howls of laughter.

In a Jackie Gleason bio he was in a locker room and Forest Tucker and Milton Berle were arguing and Jackie Gleason said they should pull out their dicks to see who wins the argument. Milton brushed him off and Jackie said, "Milt, you don't have to take all of it out, just enough to win."

Why, of all threads, is this one greyed and struck out?

Benna Fleck or Matt Damien

Abe Vigoda...2" shaft 8" head

Anyone know who is at R162?

It says "Grant Bowler," r179.