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Have you ever fucked a real Marine?

I have and it was heaven......

by Anonymousreply 185August 5, 2020 12:34 PM

How about f*cked by a recruit?

by Anonymousreply 1June 1, 2012 12:45 AM

Yup. I had a Marine Captain as a FB for a 2 year period when I lived in DC. He was built like a fireplug (5'6 and 185#). Wonderful muscular ass that loved a hard fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2June 1, 2012 1:33 AM

Yep. 1971. Met at Diamond Head. I was in his address book so his parents called me to say he was killed in action.

I wept for days. So young and so full of life to die for such a stupid war.

by Anonymousreply 3June 1, 2012 1:42 AM

Not Marine, but Navy and Army.

by Anonymousreply 4June 1, 2012 3:11 AM

Naw, just the fake ones

by Anonymousreply 5June 1, 2012 3:14 AM

Several - San Diego was ground zero.

Hot as fuck and all bottoms.

Army and Air Force also.

by Anonymousreply 6June 1, 2012 3:18 AM

I live in San Diego. So of course I have.

by Anonymousreply 7June 1, 2012 3:22 AM

Another for Navy. LOTS of Navy!

by Anonymousreply 8June 1, 2012 3:36 AM

Yes, unfortunately he was more "Maureen" than "Marine" in bed.

by Anonymousreply 9June 1, 2012 3:39 AM

I've tipped and fondled quite a few. It's surprising to me how many marines end up stripping and go-go dancing in gay bars...

by Anonymousreply 10June 2, 2012 7:19 AM

I have a friend in San Diego and he said the number of closeted military boys in that city is unbelieveable. When he first moved there, he could not believe how many military guys were into the homosex on the downlow. He told me it's more than you would ever think.

by Anonymousreply 11June 2, 2012 7:35 AM

The "mos" troll needs to be banned. Troll-dar isn't working on his posts so he must be going to lengths to deceive (or troll-dar is down?)

F&f for that sad bitch.

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2012 12:28 PM

I had a very hot time with an Army guy once. It was years ago, but I still fantasize about it from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2012 12:35 PM

The one I met was from the base in 29 Palms...19 years old, cute as hell, black boy with a huge cock and bubble butt...he was really into kissing and sucking dick and loved to get fucked. I did him that night and then he wanted it again in the morning...we did this on two different occassions. He told me that there's lots of fooling around on bases...it's usually in some vacant office..but, actually he didn't want to talk too much about it...he said he had a fiance back in North Caroline he was going to marry when he got out....he was eager to go to Afghanistan I remember and use what he had learned in the Corps...how to blow up buildings. I wonder if he's still alive?

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2012 1:28 PM

Australian navy captain. Butch on the streets but bitch in the sheets.

He also had the tiniest cock I've ever seen on a grown man.

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2012 1:39 PM

[quote]I have a friend in San Diego and he said the number of closeted military boys in that city is unbelieveable.

I think that a lot of young closeted gays join the Marine Corps because they think it will turn them straight. For many years, the USMC slogan was "The Marine Corps Builds Men."

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2012 2:21 PM

Yes, if you have been to San Diego and you top, it is hard not to fuck at least one.

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2012 3:25 PM

Yes

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2012 6:09 PM

Probably.

I wonder what a fake marine is?

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2012 6:53 PM

Several.

And Army/Navy/Air Force.

Yes, I'm a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2012 10:29 PM

He made a big point of telling me to be careful, that I was too trusting of others.

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2012 8:04 PM

Many-they seem to love anal

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2012 8:37 PM

Yep and it was some of the best sex I ever imagined. He was a grunt and managed to stay a grunt through a two year stint in Iraq. He is 6 foot 3 and 245lbs of raw muscle. In real life he is ver dominant and agressive. In bed he wanted to be tied down, gaged and used. I obliged. He has an amazingly beefy ass and I am not kidding a nine inch dick. I rode his ass until the sun came up dumping probably three and a half loads in him-this was bareback- it was amazing and unforgetable.

by Anonymousreply 24June 7, 2012 2:52 AM

Not yet. Its a big fantasy of mine to fuck a marine. I've fucked several air force guys cuz there's a base here in town. I do go to San Diego occasionally. Where does one me a fuckable marine or navy guy in the city? Even in Twenty-Nine Palms?

by Anonymousreply 25June 9, 2012 9:13 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 26June 12, 2012 8:22 PM

R24, congrats, that is one of my all time fantasies. Some of mine have been realized but not that one!

by Anonymousreply 27June 12, 2012 8:43 PM

I had never met him before but he seemed to know who I was. It was all very odd.

by Anonymousreply 28June 15, 2012 10:42 PM

I didn't fuck him but he sucked my toes and ate my ass and sucked me silly ... I came too many times and fucking was gonna happen.

by Anonymousreply 29June 15, 2012 10:56 PM

ive sucked guys from Army, Air Force, and Marine;)

so i guess i still have the navy and Coast Guard to complete all military branches haha.

by Anonymousreply 30June 16, 2012 4:39 AM

Sebastian and Tanner

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by Anonymousreply 31January 5, 2013 8:53 PM

R13, I'm sure the Trolldar feature is just a script not a service.

by Anonymousreply 32January 5, 2013 9:01 PM

Marine anus!

by Anonymousreply 33January 5, 2013 9:13 PM

yes, both navy and marines. I actually prefer navy guys to marines, they are nicer.

by Anonymousreply 34January 5, 2013 9:21 PM

I'm on a military base right now since I'm taking a semester off and my family lives on base...there are so many guys with nice asses that look like they'd taste so good. They are all horny and will take any woman regardless of how gross she is. It makes me mad, I'm trying to find a way to fuck at least one of them but how do I get it done?

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2013 9:20 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 36March 19, 2013 11:23 PM

Dink Flamingo owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2013 11:28 PM

My cherry was popped by a Puerto Rican Marine at the Atlantic Beach Hotel, San Juan, PR in 1975. I was almost 15 years old and lived in the neighborhood, he was 20 and staying at the (gay) hotel on shore leave.

He was hung like a motherfucker and thick, but took it easy and talked me through it, so that I wouldn't back out from the pain. It seemed clear he had gotten fucked in the past as well.

All in all, it was good to have an experienced hand do the job right.

by Anonymousreply 38March 19, 2013 11:35 PM

I have and it's overrated.

by Anonymousreply 39March 19, 2013 11:38 PM

U.S. Amy Master Sargent fucked me well and often over a few years. Some of the best sex I ever had.

by Anonymousreply 40March 19, 2013 11:47 PM

Another booyeah for San Diego.

Black's Beach and the bath houses were chockful of pale-butted horny bottom Marines.

I stayed an extra weekend.

by Anonymousreply 41March 20, 2013 4:22 AM

several

by Anonymousreply 42March 20, 2013 1:06 PM

I've had marines and sailors and fly boys. Coast Guard also. There is nothing like Army ass, had lots of Army butt and dick and mouth.

by Anonymousreply 43March 20, 2013 1:51 PM

Just Army.

He had a tiny penis and only one testicle...both of which I would have overlooked, loved and accepted if only he hadn't turned out to be a raging alcoholic,borderline personality disordered asshole.

by Anonymousreply 44March 20, 2013 1:59 PM

yup, at least three, all hardcore masochistic bottom whores.

by Anonymousreply 45March 20, 2013 2:06 PM

R31, that was hot, I just downloaded it

by Anonymousreply 46March 20, 2013 2:21 PM

I'm probably going to get crap for this post, but have any of you considered that alot of these guys might not be closeted-gay. I'm not saying there aren't some gay guys in the military. There are. And I'm sure some of your experiences have been with them.

But, famously there are websites like ActiveDuty, and alot of those guys really seem to fit a profile more of a straight guy who is oddly liberated/doesn't give a fuck. Then the same guys go and appear on SemperFuck and do straight stuff.

I'm not really interested in the pointless 'no straight guy would ever.../yes they would' debate so if the word 'straight' bothers you then replace it with all-purpose horny, or sexually experimental, or straight-leaning bi, or whatever.

I know this thread was about real life, not porn, so I do have one rl story. I have a friend(no, not me)who got tangled up, so to speak with several marines(also in S California)and he even moved one into a room of his fairly large house. Was he delusional and ridiculous, or finally living out his fantasy? I couldn't decide. Good times seemed to be procured at first, but soon the marine started to really mooch, and become parasitish in terms of money. He eventually started bringing over females, and also smoking pot, and it all ended badly.

Do not invest emotionally, or romatically in straight/bi boys, whether marine or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 47March 20, 2013 2:57 PM

During one of my shipboard assignments in the Navy, I worked alongside two Marines. As a result, I got to know most of the guys in the Marine Detachment. Out of about 30 in the MarDet, I suspected three could be straight.

Another sailor had his office next to the Marine gym. At first I wondered why he worked such long hours into the night. Then, after I got to know him, I found out a lot of Marines would stop in for a b.j. after a gym workout. It appears that they were very open with each other as to why they were going into that office.

I think they were attracted into the USMC by the slogan "The Marine Corps builds men!" They got to live and work with hunks 24/7.

by Anonymousreply 48March 20, 2013 3:47 PM

sounds like fun

by Anonymousreply 49March 20, 2013 3:49 PM

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 50March 20, 2013 7:24 PM

I've lived with a Marine for going on twenty years. In fact, I made the comment on the other thread about the two Marines doing the "boyfriend tag," that my partner looked at both of them and said they'd get their asses kicked back in his day.

My partner is in good shape, has no gay markers to speak of, and is a great guy. He went into the Marines as an officer and claims to have enjoyed it. He gets REALLY pissed off when I talk about his "Army" days. To me, if you're in the military, you're in the Army. Whether it was Air Force, Navy or Marines. . . hell, that's just getting caught up in semantics.

by Anonymousreply 51March 20, 2013 7:30 PM

I did once. I was about 25 at the time, and he was (I'm guessing) about the same. I was visiting my old hometown and staying in a hotel. I went online and hunted around gay.com (or maybe this was still the AOL days) and we started chatting. He came over to the hotel.

He wasn't all that good looking to be honest, but he was unbelievably nice. And polite. And he smelled like baby powder. Wouldn't kiss. Just wanted a blow job. I obliged. Afterward, he got dressed and headed toward the door, thanking me shyly and then at the last minute, he gave me a little peck on the lips. It was the weirdest thing. Like he thought it would be rude not to.

All in all, it wasn't the fantasy I thought it was going to be, but it was pleasant. And he was so sweet. If he ever came out of the closet, I bet he's making someone a terrific boyfriend/husband/partner now.

by Anonymousreply 52March 20, 2013 7:35 PM

Back at Pearl Harbor in '41. I lost contact with most of them after the attack. I'm sure some perished.

by Anonymousreply 53March 20, 2013 8:49 PM

keep thise true stories coming.

I fucked a sailor back in the day in St. Thomas. It was a hot experience but I was too young to fully appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 54March 21, 2013 11:29 PM

Sir, yes, sir!

by Anonymousreply 55March 22, 2013 12:03 PM

I once had a four way with a two Marines and one Army guy. The Army guy who I will call Rick, was my FB for year and he told me two of his friends were in town and wanted to come over. I was nervous about it but he reassured me it would be cool and I would like them. Rick was already hot (latin, great face, 38, muscular rugby type build, 8.5 cock) and when his friends arrived at the door, my jaw dropped. They were off duty and came in uniform. These Marines where hot white boys and I could tell they were built because of their chests and arms filling out every inch of their uniform. They had instant smiles when saw me so everyone was into each other which made me relax. I kept thinking I was sooooooo lucky and was trying to play it cool and not seem to slutty so we all talked for a bit, drank a few beers. After about 20 minutes, I started to touch my buds crotch. I got down on my knees to undo his pants while he was on the couch and I guess that was the que for his friends. They instantly stood up and dropped their pants. For the next five hours everyone one got pounded and nailed. We switched of where it was two doing the other two then we would reverse. When we got tired, we all stopped and drank some more beer and then went at it. We got down all over the house but the hottest part was when we all went out side and f***ed on the grass. There was tree and the two Marines F***ed me against the tree. We got dirty and had grass and some mud on our bodies which was so hot. It was so primal and animalistic like being in the wild. Just guys f***ing hard and non stop. I remember their cocks never getting limp and that was awesome. After we showered, we drank beer, talked about our different jobs in the military and then we parted. I will never forget that and I hope to repeat some day!!!

by Anonymousreply 56October 12, 2013 3:22 PM

R56..the word is 'cue', not que...

by Anonymousreply 57October 12, 2013 3:55 PM

[quote]trying to play it cool and not seem too slutty

[quote]After about 20 minutes, I started to touch my buds crotch. I got down on my knees to undo his pants

Your much more composed than I would have been! Three minutes max, with the innocence act!

by Anonymousreply 58October 12, 2013 3:57 PM

OP, you are so vulgar, dude.

by Anonymousreply 59October 12, 2013 3:59 PM

A friend of mine had a marine fb, the marine would shout "Make me your bitch, make me your bitch". Now whenever I see a marine I picture that scene.

by Anonymousreply 60October 12, 2013 7:35 PM

My first boyfriend was an ex-marine. Very built, hung, though quite a gentle person with some self-esteem issues. I've been pretty much looking for some quality that reminds me of him in all my subsequent pursuits, even with just hookups, which explains a lot of my problems.

by Anonymousreply 61October 12, 2013 7:40 PM

I used to live in Palm Springs. There is a big Marine base 45 minutes away, in 29 Palms (they call it 2-stump). Hot marines would come down to PS on weekends. Great sex but the dude was half-crazy and pretty aggressive at times. Some of the young ones needed better acne treatment- my one complaint (and they all smell like Axe).

by Anonymousreply 62October 12, 2013 7:56 PM

I always believed it's the opposite intention from being made into a man by the Marines. More like simply loving and craving all things Male, with the physical nearness and contact of day-to-day work and training and the bodily fluids at night. Love them Marine fluids.

by Anonymousreply 63October 12, 2013 8:12 PM

I wish!

by Anonymousreply 64October 22, 2013 5:16 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 65October 23, 2013 7:01 AM

yup. well, we made out and messed around together. he was beautiful, blond with nearly translucent skin stretched all over his muscles. great butt and thighs, and was probably a bottom as he really got into me fingering his hole. his dick was short and super thick, kinda built like the rest of him.

haven't thought about that encounter in years- thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 66October 23, 2013 7:56 AM

Yes at the SteamWorks in Chicago in '00. He was heading back to base after a funeral leave. A hard but natural build, treasure trail, a fuzzy ass, and a nice cock. He was completely uninhibited and versatile. We spent a couple of hours together. It was like he was storing up for a long stretch. Fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 67October 23, 2013 7:56 AM

Of course, at least several. One was an early 20's red headed handsome hunk. We did everything, over and over in a Washington DC hotel.

In recent years, a regular has been a beautiful built tattooed marine in his late 40's. Beautiful body and the most beautiful ass around. I blow him then fuck him while he moans and moans.

by Anonymousreply 68October 23, 2013 11:31 PM

I was in Charleston SC working(sales rep). I went to a local sports bar. I started a conversation with a Air Force pilot. Salt and pepper hair hot as hell. We sat there drinking and talking. About 3 am we ended up in my room. We started making out. He was very nervous. By 6am we were fucking. We stayed in he room till 2:00 the next afternoon. Of course, he felt guilty. Although he was divorced, he had kids and it all freaked him out. I tried calling a couple of times, and never saw him again.

by Anonymousreply 69October 23, 2013 11:46 PM

I've been gangbanged by a Marine recruiter and three active duty Marines.

It was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 70October 23, 2013 11:50 PM

c

by Anonymousreply 71November 1, 2013 3:43 PM

yes. he is a total bottom that loves man juice and being dominated. sweet ass.

by Anonymousreply 72November 1, 2013 4:42 PM

I was in the Army for 7 years and spent almost 2 of those years at the Pentagon. So, yes, I've fucked around with all four branches of the service.

I hooked up with a gorgeous Marine O2 once, my only Marine officer (that I'm aware of). We went to his townhouse. His wife was out of town. Gorgeous body but just an average cock.

All he wanted to was get his ass pounded really hard. He kept saying, "Oh, man, get me pregnant! I wanna have your baby!" It was hard to keep from laughing, actually.

by Anonymousreply 73November 1, 2013 5:17 PM

Yes. I've fucked a guy from every branch - including the Coast Guard and National Guard.

The last Marine I had a couple of weeks ago was a HUGE disappointment. Utterly clueless. Total waste of a penis.

I picked him up off of a site I won't mention. He sent photos of himself in uniform and claimed to be a top. Right.

He came over and we chatted for a bit then went to my room. He warned me he had only limited experience so I was prepared to guide him through the process but he flopped down on my bed and laid there like a corpse. I thought blowing him would get him to move or moan but nothing. Even after he came, he just laid there.

So I tried to get him to fuck me but he had no clue how to fuck. I mean, none. ZERO. He stuck his dick in me and stood there. I had to back him into a wall and pound my own hole.

I've never met a more lame excuse for a Marine. If there's such a thing as a "Pillow Prince" it's this guy.

by Anonymousreply 74November 1, 2013 7:12 PM

more, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 75November 1, 2013 8:56 PM

I fucked a marine at the BEQ on Miramar last nite. Hot mexican who was built and tatted up. Best sex i've had in a long time. He was hitting poppers while i laid into him with my 8" cock. I'm active duty navy, stationed in San Diego. I've fucked at least 6 or 7 Marines since i've been here. All bottoms. God bless the Marine Corps.

by Anonymousreply 76December 30, 2013 1:10 PM

we need a presenting Marines thread

by Anonymousreply 77December 30, 2013 3:15 PM

bros

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by Anonymousreply 78January 1, 2014 6:41 AM

Active duty Navy here. Just got accepted into OCS so hopefully I will be an officer soon. Great stories. I haven't had sex with any service men from any branch to my knowledge although the only time I went to a gay club, I met a couple of Marines who made it pretty obvious they wanted some. I wasn't that into guys at the time so nothing happened from it but I'm tempted to say the Marines being bottom stereotype is pretty true. Can't tell you how many times I've seen Marine ads on hookup sites that say all they want is to get fucked and suck dick and that's it. Pretty hot.

by Anonymousreply 79January 21, 2014 11:11 PM

Possibly.

by Anonymousreply 80January 21, 2014 11:44 PM

ok

by Anonymousreply 81January 25, 2014 3:04 PM

I fucked Jim Nabors once in the 70s. He wore his Gomer Pyle marine uniform and asked me to role play as Sargent Carter. He even said "Gollleeeee" while I was fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 82January 25, 2014 3:17 PM

Agree with r79. Bottoms, the lot of them.

Like to be held down and fucked hard.

Over the holidays, it was like a smorgasbord around here - tons of Marines in town on leave.

It was MY "merry christmas".

by Anonymousreply 83January 25, 2014 4:24 PM

Please move [82] to the your so old thread

by Anonymousreply 84January 25, 2014 4:29 PM

[quote]Over the holidays, it was like a smorgasbord around here - tons of Marines in town on leave.

What town?

by Anonymousreply 85January 27, 2014 3:08 AM

With DADT gone, it's easier to hook up with gay/bi Marines.

by Anonymousreply 86January 27, 2014 4:31 PM

A number of them, the first was a handsome hung ginger that looked nice on his belly

by Anonymousreply 87January 27, 2014 5:09 PM

Yes, and they love hard animal fucking

by Anonymousreply 88January 27, 2014 5:25 PM

Two Navy commanders here, one in early 200s the other in 2008. Both great looking but kind if disappointing in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 89January 27, 2014 6:43 PM

Northwest Florida is a haven for military, especially new recruits fresh out of bootcamp. A guy in the navy wanted to have sex with me, asked me what kind of alcohol I liked and invited me to a hotel party. It never happened, unfortunately, because I couldn't find the hotel room. Overheard two marines having a conversation about sucking dick one day. One of the marines said that he didn't have a problem with another guy sucking his dick and saw it as a sign of dominance. I asked a navy female that I took to the airport one day, what was the craziest thing she ever saw while she was on base? She said while she was on patrol one night she saw two male marines fucking.

I can't wait to have some fun one day :)

by Anonymousreply 90February 24, 2014 6:34 AM

Last night I did

by Anonymousreply 91March 9, 2014 9:37 PM

Yep sure have!

by Anonymousreply 92March 9, 2014 10:28 PM

Met a marine at Hulas bar in Honolulu, years ago. Took him back to my hotel. What he wanted most was for me to sit on his face and pretend I was macaulley culkin. I was a bottle blonde twink at the time.

by Anonymousreply 93March 9, 2014 11:49 PM

Who would pretend to be a marine?

by Anonymousreply 94March 9, 2014 11:54 PM

If I got me some military tail, I would

by Anonymousreply 95March 10, 2014 12:00 AM

activeduty.com only porn site it ever made sense to spend money on to have access to the site. not every dude is enlisted, but pretty sure alot of em are or were, mostly Army, a few Marines and Navy

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by Anonymousreply 96March 10, 2014 12:10 AM

hot punks

by Anonymousreply 97March 10, 2014 1:31 AM

San Diego and Palm Springs are the hot spots for hooking up with Marines.

by Anonymousreply 98March 21, 2014 2:38 AM

Four to be exact...everyone a bottom. Good Bless weekend trips to SD.

by Anonymousreply 99March 21, 2014 2:48 AM

USMC - helium heels

by Anonymousreply 100March 21, 2014 8:43 PM

ooh rah, bro

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by Anonymousreply 101May 8, 2014 3:10 AM

w

by Anonymousreply 102June 13, 2014 11:42 PM

About a dozen.

by Anonymousreply 103June 14, 2014 12:38 AM

Dear Datalounge Forum-

I never thought I would be writing to you on this subject, but it all started at my nephew's high school graduation party. He announced that instead of going away to college, he had enlisted in the Marine Corps and would be leaving for basic training at the end of the month. First I should describe my nephew, he is 6 feet tall, with blond hair and ......

by Anonymousreply 104June 14, 2014 6:59 AM

I was fwb with a former airforce guy off and on over a period of a year and a half. He is a top and was good at it. He wasn't too rough because I was new and inexperienced which I appreciated. Way too self-absorbed though.

by Anonymousreply 105June 14, 2014 7:06 AM

Wow

by Anonymousreply 106June 14, 2014 5:35 PM

Any gay man who lives in the San Diego area has probably had at least one sexual experience with a Marine.

by Anonymousreply 107June 15, 2014 4:40 PM

R 105, what park of "have you ever fucked a marine" do you not understand??

by Anonymousreply 108June 15, 2014 4:51 PM

Marine, no. Navy electrician in Newport, R.I., yes.

by Anonymousreply 109June 15, 2014 5:03 PM

[quote]Marine, no. Navy electrician in Newport, R.I., yes.

Here we fucking go again. Marines ONLY, please! I don't know why people can't read.

by Anonymousreply 110June 15, 2014 5:27 PM

Marines are the hottest in bed

by Anonymousreply 111June 15, 2014 6:02 PM

Best piece of ass I've ever had was a drunk marine I met at the Rusty Spur in Oceanside named Ski. He bottomed for me. Dropped him off at his barracks in the morning in the Del Mar area of Camp Pendleton.

2 months later, went back to Rusty Spur and sat next a marine -- and it was the same marine. Ordered a beer and said hello. After a few sips of beer, I said, "want to go back my hotel again?" "Sure," he said. We messed around for a couple of hours and took him back that night.

by Anonymousreply 112June 15, 2014 6:06 PM

fucked three guys in the Canadian forces. one who had just come back from Afghanistan.

by Anonymousreply 113June 15, 2014 6:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 115June 15, 2014 6:25 PM

You know what's wrong with the Spam Troll? He's like a terrorist or a poisoner. He is, of course, anonymous, so his hostility to us manifests behind a mask of whimsy and calculated control. We have to scroll past his repeated "attacks" every time he drops a load on us. (And not the good kind.) In the real world, he would be what a kind person would call "a practical joker," but what his angry victim would call a crazed stalker or psycho killer. He feels the need to, rather than post a salient remark or bitchy aside, mark his territory by lifting his leg on all who read DataLounge posts and are trying to follow a thread therein. He could be gay OR straight. His sexual identity isn't clear, nor is it pertinent to his desire to inconvenience others and call attention to himself. An "attention whore" who strikes out at the world in anonymity. It's so sick and twisted. Worse, it has no honor. But the WORST thing is that he actually seems gratified at the outrage and belly-aching he gets to read after he posts his "attacks." Does anyone see a pattern here? Is this behavior likely to escalate to God-knows-what? Or does everyone think Spammy is just having some harmless fun and we should just let him be---and not egg him on by commenting on his wacko-ness anymore?

by Anonymousreply 116June 15, 2014 6:53 PM

Have the troll banned!!

by Anonymousreply 117June 15, 2014 7:02 PM

To get back on the subject - yes, I have. Several as a matter of fact. Love 'em.

My favorite fuck is/was a Marine. I'm hoping I can see him again this summer. He's one of those thin/geeky types that you'd never know was in the military. But damn, he's sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 118June 15, 2014 9:11 PM

Heading for a nearby base on Saturday to check out a few Marines.

by Anonymousreply 119June 19, 2014 11:32 PM

U.S. Marines and a Royal Marine.

by Anonymousreply 120June 22, 2014 10:38 PM

r119, please report back here with your research results.

by Anonymousreply 121June 23, 2014 2:31 AM

Spend a weekend in Jacksonville, NC and you'll have plenty of Marine meat.

by Anonymousreply 122June 27, 2014 3:26 AM

R101 he is hot but NOT a marine (umm, his jacket says Army). Don't say ooh rah to him.

To meet marines, go to Palm Springs on a any weekend. The largest Marine base in the US is 45 minutes away and many marines, gay and straight, hang out in the Palm Springs area on weekends off.

by Anonymousreply 123June 27, 2014 3:54 AM

A former one. The sex was OK.

by Anonymousreply 124June 27, 2014 4:58 AM

flag waving

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by Anonymousreply 125June 28, 2014 1:54 PM

My cousin the Marine took my virginity. He was 24, 25; I was still in high school

by Anonymousreply 126June 29, 2014 3:40 PM

R122 is correct. On the weekends, a lot of them head to Wilimington to walk the boardwalk or to Topsail/various beaches in the area.

Oh, the scenery!

by Anonymousreply 127June 29, 2014 5:35 PM

R9, lol

by Anonymousreply 128June 29, 2014 5:41 PM

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by Anonymousreply 129July 19, 2014 3:55 PM

Such stupidity. Thinking a Marine is any better or worse than any other profession is just fantasy and foolishness.

by Anonymousreply 130July 19, 2014 4:09 PM

[quote]Thinking a Marine is any better or worse than any other profession is just fantasy and foolishness.

It's not about better or worse, it's about ease of availability.

by Anonymousreply 131July 20, 2014 1:38 AM

Ooooo-Rah!

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by Anonymousreply 132July 22, 2014 3:23 AM

Smh

by Anonymousreply 133July 24, 2014 5:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 134July 27, 2014 4:04 PM

At attention!

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by Anonymousreply 135July 27, 2014 4:36 PM

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by Anonymousreply 136July 27, 2014 4:39 PM

My partner is a retired Marine Corps officer.

Yes, the sex is phenomenal. A therapist-friend said that she believes that he is making up for all the lost time and opportunities that happened while he was working and living before and under DADT. However sometimes, he is too aggressive when it comes to sex and I have to gently tell him to apply the brakes.

As fior showing affection, in private, he is the most loving, thoughtful and affectionate person imaginable. However, when we are in public together, we might as well be business colleagues or for that matter, perfect strangers. Again, my therapist-friends] believes that this behavior is due to the coping mechanisms he adopted while in the Marine Corp as a closeted gay man

He works for a military contractor and almost all of his colleagues are ex-military, so he is not out to anyone at work. A closeted lesbian who is also ex-military figured out my partner's private life as did the wife of one of his colleagues. Luckily for him, both women are very discrete.

The funny thing is that that his parents know my partner is gay. They aren't thrilled that he is gay, but have resigned themselves to the fact. They have always been civil and polite to me; I would say that my relationship with them has progressed from civil to polite to tolerant heading towards partial acceptance to maybe full acceptance.

As for his school and college friends as well as his buddies from his days of active service, he is still closeted for the most part. Only one friend from college (my partner went to a southern, state-owned military college) know about my partner and me; again it was the wife who put the pieces together and figured out the relationship.

When his friends from home (for the most part, southern Christian Republicans) and friends for his days as an active Marine come to visit, I can "de-gay" the house, get all my stuff and disappear in almost no time flat.

Don't get me wrong. I love him and he is great love of my life. But he has built a closet for himself that would rival Fort Knox when it comes to penetrating his private life

by Anonymousreply 137July 27, 2014 11:22 PM

Please elaborate on the penetrating.

by Anonymousreply 138July 27, 2014 11:46 PM

YES I FUCKED MANY MARINES AS AN ARMY GUY STATIONED NEAR CAMP PENDLETON I FUCKED SAILORS,EVEN AN AIRFORCE GUY GOT TO SAY THE MOST I FUCKED WERE ALL HORNY HOT MASCULINE MARINES, MOST OF THEM LOVED TAKING HARD COCK MORE THAN ONCE, ANY MILITARY GUYS EVER STATIONED IN SO CAL OR MOJAVE DESERT KNOW THERE ARE LOT OF HORNY GUYS ESPECIALLY IN THE BARRACKS ON BASE

by Anonymousreply 139August 24, 2014 1:08 AM

i fucked lots of marines on camp pen in barracks on the beach, and one time on base housing, all hot masculine loved riding my army cock, got to say marines have the best asses and I've fucked all branches lol , other soldiers air force navy a coast guard guy hot,

by Anonymousreply 140August 24, 2014 1:16 AM

I was at a conference in DC and a HOT marine gave a lecture. Later that night I hooked up with him at a bathhouse.

Never told him I was in the audience of his lecture

by Anonymousreply 141August 24, 2014 1:21 AM

every day, dude

by Anonymousreply 142September 13, 2014 2:26 PM

Yes, but he was really weird. Wanted me to worship his body and feet. Wanted to feed me piss, and all that rot. He was hotter than a fucked chicken, but he was way too kinky for a one-off.

by Anonymousreply 143September 13, 2014 2:38 PM

Marines are easy.

by Anonymousreply 144September 13, 2014 2:58 PM

I once sucked off a marine by the name of Tiger Bell.

by Anonymousreply 145September 14, 2014 2:26 AM

R137, thanks for your story. It is a little bit sad that your guy has to stay in the closet but I'm really happy that you still seem to have wonderful life together. I'm in the closet to the outside world as well at the current time of my life so I understand.

by Anonymousreply 146September 14, 2014 2:39 AM

post pics of real life hot Marines

by Anonymousreply 147October 1, 2014 3:29 AM

Who hasn't?

by Anonymousreply 148October 1, 2014 4:15 AM

Yes. They were both devastatingly handsome, BUT is was like driving a Fiat through the Holland Tunnel.

by Anonymousreply 149October 1, 2014 4:24 AM

They have warm, moist, inviting anuses

by Anonymousreply 150October 1, 2014 10:50 AM

Oh wow, dude

by Anonymousreply 151October 1, 2014 10:59 AM

San Diego -- one of those pre internet, hookups on a phone line in the 90's. I drove all the way to Oceanside from Mission Valley.

This guy wasn't a bottom. One of those rare times, when I said yeah to bottoming. He was about 6 years older than me so maybe in his mid-30's. African American, built like a solid wall of muscle.

HUGE cock which I still can't believe I let him fuck me with. I came in like 5 minutes and had to beg him to stop. He used an oil based lube on his condom which was worrying me at first. But he was so hot and so insistent, that I finished him off in my mouth.

One of those nights I was glad I broke my rule about driving more than 10 minutes for sex.

by Anonymousreply 152October 1, 2014 12:00 PM

No, but I screwed the navy man from the Village People.

by Anonymousreply 153October 1, 2014 12:20 PM

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by Anonymousreply 154October 27, 2014 2:21 AM

Marines are great bottoms. They've had plenty of experience.

by Anonymousreply 155October 27, 2014 5:49 PM

"The Marine Corps builds men."

by Anonymousreply 156October 28, 2014 2:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 157November 2, 2014 3:39 AM

Marines are masculine

by Anonymousreply 158November 3, 2014 11:54 AM

And into pain while having sex

by Anonymousreply 159November 3, 2014 1:23 PM

Oooh rah

by Anonymousreply 160November 4, 2014 2:54 PM

My ex boyfriend was a Marine. If you want sex, go for it but NEVER date one.

by Anonymousreply 161November 4, 2014 2:59 PM

Happy Birthday Marine Corps!

by Anonymousreply 162November 11, 2014 4:52 PM

My Mom, Dad and Grandfather all served in the Marines. So I'm a Marine brat. Any takers?

by Anonymousreply 163November 12, 2014 1:26 AM

No dude

by Anonymousreply 164November 13, 2014 9:26 AM

wow

by Anonymousreply 165November 30, 2014 3:27 PM

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by Anonymousreply 166January 24, 2015 2:27 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 167August 3, 2018 4:50 PM

Fuck, all these stories are so hot. I want to be raped by a marine.

by Anonymousreply 168November 26, 2018 1:01 AM

I had myself a little orgy with two sailors on leave from Virginia Beach. Fun!

by Anonymousreply 169November 26, 2018 1:06 AM

I had a fling all summer long in 2018 with a Marine from AZ. that was in my city (NYC) working working on a project. He was staying a few blocks from me and we'd fuck a few times a week. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. We'd kiss, suck and fuck all night. He'd tell me to "pound that Marine ass" "you love that Marine ass don't you?" So fucking hot. When he had to go back home he gave me the sweetest note about how I made his summer and visit to NYC so special. I wish he lived here.

by Anonymousreply 170November 26, 2018 1:41 AM

many, many.

First rule: “Away from the pier, it ain’t queer” Second rule:” All marines are bottoms”

Marines *joke* about this, even with me during work meetings

by Anonymousreply 171November 26, 2018 2:33 AM

I want to be used and abused by two marine alpha tops. Can anyone on this thread make that happen?

by Anonymousreply 172November 26, 2018 5:50 AM

There are fake marines?

by Anonymousreply 173November 26, 2018 5:56 AM

We have baked beans and Spam, r116.

That's not got much Spam in it.

by Anonymousreply 174November 26, 2018 6:48 AM

Was that BILL TAYLOR at R139?

by Anonymousreply 175November 26, 2018 7:02 AM

I used to get fucked by a big dick marine from Oklahoma in his car, 6’3 and named Jarred. Then he got out of the military and moved back to Oklahoma...

by Anonymousreply 176November 26, 2018 7:05 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 177March 26, 2019 12:59 AM

Yes. He had bad breath. It ruined everything

by Anonymousreply 178March 26, 2019 1:07 AM

Oddly, though I was in the USMC for 3 years, I never got it on with a fellow Marine. I've had 3 Navy guys, one former British Army officer, and ended up marrying a USAF officer.

by Anonymousreply 179March 26, 2019 1:07 AM

Read all about it, R173.

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by Anonymousreply 180March 26, 2019 1:09 AM

Met a Marine online: his pics showed a muscled body and a huge dick - no face, though.

Went to his place, and his pics were all accurate. And he was really handsome: black hair and brown eyes.

But he had absolutely horrible breath, and he wanted to kiss the entire time we had sex. His breath smelled like rotten feet soaked in vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 181August 5, 2020 11:42 AM

No, but I nailed a few Air Force guys (I grew up near Warren AFB).

by Anonymousreply 182August 5, 2020 11:50 AM

How OP knows heaven is like when she has never actually been there? MEH!

1/0

by Anonymousreply 183August 5, 2020 11:54 AM

In my youth, two sailors. 1978. My straight roommate was scandalized but tried to be cool about it.

by Anonymousreply 184August 5, 2020 11:58 AM

Repeatedly. There was a rooftop bar at the Park Manor Hotel, now the Inn on the Park across the street from Balboa Park in San Diego, that was Navy/Marine central years ago. I'd pick 'em up on the roof and take 'em downstairs to my room for an hour or the night if I didn't want to leave the hotel to go to any of the other bars in the neighborhood. There were a couple of standout specimens, a few head cases, but for the most part some of the sweetest guys I ever fucked and that's what 90% of them wanted: to put their asses in the air, be held down, face down, and get pounded hard.

by Anonymousreply 185August 5, 2020 12:34 PM
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