My new boyfriend

Hot, has an accent, 9 inches uncut. He's also romantic, smart, and wealthy. Jealous, bitches?

• Yes. A little. There's gotta be a downside. C'mon, spill. P.S.: What kind of accent?

• No, had him last week- it's more like 6", his accent's so garbled, I couldn't understand him, smart- yeah, he's got his GED, and wealthy, well , not anymore. He worked for me, and I just fired him. Have fun........ bitch !

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• How much did it cost you ?

• He's fictional, but you can't have everything.

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• He has a russian accent.

  OP

• Not so much jealous as skeptical, if you aren't just a bored basement dweller then honestly congrats and I hope you make each other happy. Though I do wonder what he sees in you, since you seem like a catty personality to want to go on a anonymous message board and brag to feel better about yourself.

• OP will be in a dumpster in 3 weeks due to jealousy.

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• Yikes...Russian...I *was* envious. But it's nice dating a guy who wouldn't steal from me, cheat on me, or murder me in cold blood.

• I think the Russian accent could be [italic]very[/italic] sexy.

• Russian accents ARE very sexy, but their halitosis is not.

• Russian. Hmm...don't expect much smiling or laughter. It's like living with someone who is constantly pissed off. Oh and the FIGHTS you'll have! Hope you have good insurance!

• Not jealous. Very happy for you. When you meet his mother, wear garlic.

• If he's Russian and wealthy, then he's got ties to the Russian mob. Every single Russian of wealth has obtained it from illegal activities. Enjoy being gunned down in your sleep, OP.

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• Bully for you

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• Not jealous at all. My bf is 26 years old, has a 10" dick, owns 4 houses throughout the world and a Gulfstream G650.

• Anyone going near a Russian deserves what he gets. Eek.

• Enjoy him while you can, until he dumps you for someone new.

• Russians have no sense of humor whatsoever.

• You're dating Michael Lucas aren't you, OP?

• Russian? Probably means horrendous B.O.

• He is self-made--moved here in the 90s. He is so dreamy. Really.

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• uncut? yeck. gross.

• Does his pussy stink like Cheryl said her pussy does?

• I heard he only has 3 teeth and his accent is really a speech impediment.

• You're dating Luka Magnotta, aren't you OP?

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• Many of us live in dream worlds that just become more and more real as the more desperate we get. Get help as soon as possible.

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• He gave me a massage last night for an hour. He is the hottest guy ever!

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• No, I'm happy for you.

• Good for you OP

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• AND HE'S A BOTOM. .

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• My boyfriend has 10 1/2 inches. His name is George Glass.

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• I can always tell an uncut guy because they smell. They don't know how to wash properly. Even with their clothes on they are nasty and stank.

• OP so how's the relationship going?