Beyonce Celebrates 60-Pound Weight Loss

[quote]"Y'all have no idea how hard I worked!" the 30-year-old exclaimed to her fans during her concert at Revel Beach's Ovation Hall Saturday night. "I had to lose 60 pounds. They had me on that treadmill. I ate lettuce!" How can anybody honestly buy this load of bullshit?

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• She's so full of shit.

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• Ahem.

  http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%23page:showThread%2C11621342%2C1

• Her foam pillow weighed what, 14 ounces?

• If she said the sky was blue i would fucking check. She is so stupid. Cant stand her ass.

• What a blatant lie. Didn't we see her about 2-3 weeks after "the birth" being her ordinary chunky self? Caught lying and deceiving and the media gives her a pass. Unreal!

• This sick thing in all of this is that if she was honest with how her "child" was actually brought into the world, she would have done a very nice public service. It is the year 2012. There truly was no reason for her to lie and work a throw cushion and all of that. Hell, Shulamith Firestone was writing of such things as the various modes one might bring a child into the world and the reasoning behind it before Beyonce was born. These are very, very modern times and Beyonce hadn't a reason to lie. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. Wish the throw pillow no harm, though.

• The surrogate only weighed 60 pounds and Beyonce had her killed.

• Here she is in January. Not porked-out like Jessica Simpson at all.

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• Beyonce is a big and tall woman so 60 lbs can be even distributed and not be so noticeable. She is visibly thinner.

• [quote] If she said the sky was blue i would fucking check. She is so stupid. Cant stand her ass. Well, she says her *child* is Blue; what do you say to that?

• Black woman speaks - DL attacks!

• She is an EST.

• Wait , I don't get it. If she wasn't pregnant- why did she lie? Why did she need to fake a baby at all?

• It has nothing to do with race, Beyonce earns the scorn by being a fake bitch who thinks everybody is to stupid to see through her bullshit, it's outright insulting to everyone. Beyonce could have scored some point with the public by being honest and saying she was using a surrogate, plenty of other women in the spotlight have done it without any negative press but not Beyonce she just can't let anyone believe that she is not perfect in every way. And to all those calling Beyonce haters racists, take a good hard look at your precious skin lightening diva, she doesn't even want to be black.

  Anonymous

• Mariah Carey carried her children and they are white mostly. Obviously, she picked a white sperm donor. Nick supposedly had an illness when the pics of the children were released earlier this year. Eventually people will talk enough that a reporter will ask the question. We will see what happens with Beyonce. A lot of people are certain she did not carry the baby. I think she also had a light skin sperm donor like Mariah.

• It's so nice Gwyneth befriended Britney.

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• I have no idea if Beyonce carried her baby or not. However, when I was pregnant, I gained 70 pounds, much of it fluid. I lost it within 3 weeks after giving birth without trying (I was breastfeeding which apparently helps a lot). I peed for like 2 weeks straight because I think the majority of the weight gain was water. I am 5'1 and currently 130lbs. p.s. Gaining and losing that much weight within such a short time span has done a f-ing number on my back. I'm not sure I will ever live without debilitating spasms again. Anyway, don't care one way or another about Beyonce, just throwing in that it is possible to lose that much weight after giving birth, and, at least in my case, it had nothing to do with lettuce.

• 60lb weight loss my ass. Never was pregnant - look at poor Hilary Duff who only had 35 lbs to lose & still looks hefty, This is what Beyonce would be looking like if she had really been preggers.

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• Some women do lose it quickly like r17, but I doubt Beyonce is breast feeding and also she is thick so the pounds would probably not pour off as quickly.

• 14 is right. Its the fakeness, and the lying , to people who she thinks are too stupid to know the difference. It's not 1934, where a Loretta Young can say she's going on vacation to Europe, have (Clark Gable's) baby, then come back to Hollywood, and 'adopt' that child, with no one knowing the difference. Everything eventually gets out now. You can't keep secrets (or secret lives anymore). Ask Travolta. She, and her stupid 'team' better get a clue. The more lies, the more resentment.

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• >>Beyonce earns the scorn by being a fake bitch With a fake ass voice. She's as bad as Jackie Kennedy was with that fucking joke of a fake voice

• Beyonce was heavy before getting pregnant. I doubt the heiffer looked like she gained 60 pounds during her 'pregnancy'. Maybe she meant she had to lose 60 pounds in general. Beyonce's always been a fake ass bitch and the 'pregnancy' and her miraculous 'weight loss' is a load of shit. It's like she forgets that we know how she adds a 'the' and claims that she wrote a song or how her career has been manufactored and based on lies since day one. She gave birth as much as that weave is her natural hair.

• Wendy Williams broke the Beyonce throw pillow baby drama in a rather funny way.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWzfYqvZDVMY%26feature%3Drelated

• And Duff was a waif before. No doubt in my mind Beyonce was never preggers. After seeing that big bump cave in and deflate and then bounce back, nothing will convince me she ever was.

• Replacing my leadbelly pillow with my helium Spanx has made me perfect again. My shitses are chocolate.

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• Why does DL think every celebrity female has a secret child via surrogate? You bitches said the same thing about Nicole Kidman ... and then she DID openly have her second child via surrogate! I don't think Bouncey used one; I just think she had a tummy tuck and lipo right after giving birth. Btw it's recommended that women, particularly ones who are already of normal weight, only gain 25-30 pounds during pregnancy; not all of them are heifers like Jessica Simpson who sprout until they look like a beached whale. I have a number of female friends who could fit into their pre-pregnancy jeans -- with a little help from some Spanx -- after six weeks or so, and one who's a triathlete who was back to her normal form within a month.

• R26, Miss Placenta Muncher, it has been Beyonce, Kidman and Preston who have gotten the attention, hardly "every celebrity female." All three being deeply PR-focused asswipes with personal lives that are travesties and burlesques of what they have attempted to portray, the sensible DL interest in overturning absurdity is not only defensible. It is laudable. As for Miss Knowles, the ridiculous deflation incident and her disgusting Nativity for the Ages are behind the extra attention. Now if you think your sharing your personal anecdotes about post-partum weight loss and the latest on recommendations for pregnancy weight gains are of interest here, compared to the themes of amoral and unethical celebrity cravenness even when it comes to the miracle of birth. I suggest you reference the 60-year fascination with the Joan Crawford adoptions. Now shoo shoo.

• "when I was pregnant, I gained 70 pounds, much of it fluid. I lost it within 3 weeks after giving birth without trying" Such incredible bullshit.

• I lose sixty pounds every time I fart.

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• I think Nicole Kidman was open about using a surrogate for her second kid because everyone was onto her about not being pregnant with the first. I think Beyonce's baby looks enough like her and her husband to think it's their bio lab creation, incubated in another woman's body.

• And some of us who don't care for her are black...

• Beyonce, like Jessica Simpson, have the type of bodies that balloon up very easily, especially during a pregnancy. As you can see with Jessica, she turned into a little butterball. Beyonce never looked any different, except for a pretend baby bump that was easily disguised under a loose blouse. And within 3 weeks she was out getting snapped looking exactly the fucking same as she's always looked. Not one bit of difference. So was she on the treadmill, eating lettuce and lost 60 lbs in 3 weeks? BULLSHIT.

• What a fucking liar. Catherine Zeta Jones gained 80 lbs when she was pregnant and she was gigantic.

• I love how, in true Faux News form, all the newsies were showing Beyonce's opening night of her tour, and talking about how she lost 60 pounds, and looks amazing. She looks exactly the same. Those huge, tree -trunk legs, and giant ass. Yet you kept hearing the newsies comments ' Boy is she thin', ' Wow, she snapped back, and lost weight', etc. Reminds me of the classic old line - " Who you gonna believe.... me, or your lying eyes ? "

• One loses a lot of weight after going off of Prednisone.

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• [quote]What a fucking liar. Catherine Zeta Jones gained 80 lbs when she was pregnant and she was gigantic. And so much younger!

  CZJ

• If she really had the baby herself then she would have been 4 or 5 months pregnant when she did that Glastonbury concert in England last summer - bitch didn't look pregnant to me as she jumped around in that skimpy costume - why do singers like her and Rihanna always have to perform half naked, must be in their contracts.

• Beyonce lost 60 pounds? How? Did she take off her weave and start wearing her natural hair?

• So she was pregnant for nine months and never during that nine month period was her stomach ever photographed? BULLSHIT! Every fame whore in the history of famewhoring has showed off her pregnant belly in magazines. You KNOW if this money-hungry slut was pregnant she too would have been cashing in on those maternity photos.

• *sighs* r15, black babies come of out the womb looking white, or even Asian. It takes months for the baby to get any color. Im also not convinced she carried the baby. Women's first pregnancies are usually the hardest. Their bodies go into complete transformation, and are never completely the same. They gain weight in their faces, noses, hands, feet, everywhere. They look thoroughly exhausted in the final weeks. Beyonce did not look like that. I believe the 60 pounds part. She lost a ton of weight for Dreamgirls years ago. At her Atlantic City concerts last weekend she looks like she is almost back to that size.

• Mariah Carey carried her children and they are white mostly. r15 You do know Mariah's half white right?

• I think I love R27. And Bitch-once lost all that weight from both surgery and cessation of whatever steroid she was on to fake the pregnancy.

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• Oh yea? ok...she lost the 60 lbs in her right fat arm, thats where.. You are one conceited bitch beyonce. You have alot of people who just don't like you. You need to change your attitude you fat ass.