Zac Efron's "The Paperboy": AN INSTANT CAMP CLASSIC

From Deadline: "One critic said “it could be so bad it’s good”. Another compared it to the kind of exploitation pictures Roger Corman regularly turned out." "Efron... spends a lot of time running around in his jockey shorts in the movie (at one point even dancing in the pouring rain in his tighty whities with Kidman)..."

http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/cannes-twittering-about-the-paperboy-as-all-star-cast-hits-town-for-tonights-premiere/



• [quote]Kidman peeing on Efron to relieve his jellyfish stings is getting lots of action on the net and the Croisette

• Sounds like Lu-Lu Fishpaw!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DxJxbd3eq2-s

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• I cannot wait. It sounds like Kidman goes completely over the top and I'm going to love it.

• Cusack continues to bring his bad karma wherever he goes...

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• Zac Efron dancing in wet tighty whities is sure to be a draw. No doubt it got the attention of McBongo who's in the same film.

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• I wonder if McBongo and Zak had some daddy-son roleplay during filming. Hot!

• I had no idea Zac was so short. McBongo is only 5'8ish.

• Says Efron is 5'8" and McBongo is 5'11"

• Zac is short? I thought he was tall. Can't wait. Why don't he and Ryan Gosling remake Brokeback Mountain?

• Dear Lord. Who is SO desperate to make Zac happen?

• BWAHAHAHAHA! Are those heights from IMDB? Go look at the EW Magic Mike photos, if McBongo is 5'11 then Matt Bomer is 6'3" and Joe Mang is 7 feet tall.

• It's the "Twirl" of the 2010s!

• The surprising thing about the photo at r5 is that McBongo actually looks clean. He must have just done his monthly shower and shave.

• i cannot wait to see this movie!

• [quote]Says Efron is 5'8" and McBongo is 5'11" So that really means Efron is 5'5" and McBongo is 5'8". Never go by 'official' heights for actors.

• Zac will never happen. Not now, not ever. He should find a decent TV job.

• You will get to see a big bunch of Efron's pubes

• This is Showgirls 2012. Zac is Nomi & Nicole is Cristal.

• did McBongo play sweet music on Efron's bongos?

• Doesn't Zac Efron get pissed on by Kidman? I think I'll pass.

• Love the poster, but I'll wait till it comes out in On Demand.

• Oops, forgot the link...hehe!

  http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-paperboy-poster__120524153511.jpg

• The Paperboy is getting not so great reviews at Rotten.com... "A lurid, florid, humid, flaccid and insipid waste of time and money for the audience and for everyone who made it." --The Playlist

  http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_paperboy_2012/

• Paperboy got a 5 min standing ovation from the Cannes audience and Zac Efron had tears in his eyes ..because he thought he finally made it as a serious actor... what he didn't realized is the critics had a separated screening and hated the movie..

• There were a lot of bad movies at Cannes this year and the American films were an embarrassment.

• [quote]Paperboy got a 5 min standing ovation from the Cannes audience and Zac Efron had tears in his eyes ..because he thought he finally made it as a serious actor Sure they did...Zac!

• You mo's want to Efron running around in his skivvies on a balcony and having Joe Jonas come up in disguise as a room service waiter. Then they start to lick the asses

• So...when does this open again??

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• Everything gets a standing ovation at Cannes. It means nothing. But call me crazy but this actually sounds entertaining.

• There is a video of Zac crying because of the standing ovation..Poor kid.

• The Paperboy: The Movie Where Nicole Kidman Pisses All Over Zac Efron's Face And Chest

  http://dlisted.com/2012/05/24/paperboy-movie-where-nicole-kidman-pisses-all-over-zac-efrons-face-and-chest

• The audience loved "The Paperboy." Could it be that the critics don't count? The critics hated "The Sound of Music" but people are still watching it a half century later.

• ""If anyone's gonna pee on him, it's gonna be me!"

  http://www.vulture.com/2012/05/nicole-kidman-zac-efron-paperboy-golden-shower.html

• [quote]You will get to see a big bunch of Efron's pubes Zac is twenty five years old. Twenty five years don't have pubic hair anymore.

• I can't wait!

• Wait. Wait. There's a lot more where that came from. Don't make me go home - to HIM.

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• NY Times Review: "A Hot Mess"

  http://movies.nytimes.com/2012/10/05/movies/the-paperboy-by-lee-daniels-stars-nicole-kidman.html%3Fhpw

• I saw this tonite on pay per view. I liked it and surprised about the bad ratings. McBongo played a tortured closeted guy.

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• Just watched it -- deliciously campy and Nicole chews the scenery like she got a new set of teeth. I loved every minute of it -- except for the alligator guts, for which I had to look away.

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• The movie left me agog!

• I just saw it last night. Zac in his tighty whities was great, but seeing McBongo trussed up like a turkey with his abused ass in the air from a trick gone dangerous was the highlight.

• Zac is finally a STAR!!

• Damn, it's not available for streaming at Netflix.

• So did Nicole REALLY piss on him for real in the movie? If so, that's fucking gross. Sad that someone would rather be literally pissed on in a film than come out of the closet (if he really is gay).

• So how long until Zack is doing golden showers porn for Michael Lucas?

• I thought Zac did a decent job. He had nothing to be ashamed of other than being in an overwrought campy movie.

• The Zac Efron troll is more tedious than the Joan Van Ark, Meryl Streep, and Lisa Whelchel trolls combined.

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• OK, the first half of the film - up through the hilarious golden-showers scene - is campy fun, but it goes downhill afterwards. You really don't care about any of the characters (except the housekeeper played by Macy Grey - she's actually the best thing in the movie), and Lee Daniels' direction is so inept it's impossible to know what the hell is going on. Kidman is a hoot though - she looks like Ann-Margret in KITTEN WITH A WHIP. The hands-free sex scene in the prison room is a jaw dropper (and not just on Kidman's part).

• Would have been better if McBongo had pissed on Zac's baby face instead of Nikki Cruise doing it. Too bad they didn't show more of what happened in McBongo's motel room. I'd loved to have seen those two black peckers sliding in and out of his shaved hole and mouth. A nice Florida-style spit-roasting.

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