Wilmer is exactly my type, physically. And on Stern, he acknowledged his cock is massive. Even better. But he seems to have such a lacluster career. Is it his straight boy dilemma - he's trying to fuck every actress in Hollywood, and for that, no one will take him seriously ? Like a male Tara
There is such thng as a male slut. It is one of the perks of being male.
I want to sex your monkey
He is attractive, but what an asshole. He dates teenaged girls, and gets them hooked on coke and booze. Creepy.
[quote] Is it his straight boy dilemma - he's trying to fuck every actress in Hollywood, and for that, no one will take him seriously ?
Every actress in Hollywood under the age of 18, that is. He likes young girls, the younger the better.
It's been rumored for years that he got Lindsay Lohan started in the drug/party scene and knocked her up when she was only 16.
For a man with his particular sexual taste, it's better to fly under the radar. Plus, I'd be willing to bet that it turns off some producers and casting directors. If he were a bigger name, I'm sure he'd get a pass, but he's just a former sitcom star, not Tom Cruise.
This is exactly what Denver nuggets player Chris anderson is being investigated for. My friend's son worked as his assistant, and quit because of all of the 'partying' with underaged girls. He was drinking with and seeing several high school girls, and was not discreet about it. I told my partner, about two years ago, that I was shocked that girl's parents let them hang out with a 30 year old man. How does Wilmer get away with it? Is it because he dates actresses?
How does this guy support himself? "70's Show" was on for what, 7 years? Did he just invest conservatively and well, maybe in apartment buildings or something? Has he had a single acting job in the last 5 years?
[quote]he acknowledged his cock is massive
Liar, liar. Yeah well, prove it; otherwise, he's just your average Joe.
[quote]Wilmer is exactly my type, physically.
Mine too. I love compact pretty guys, and his tan skin puts him over the top.
r6, he is Venezuelan and Colombian. I'll take a wild guess and say he's probably living off drug money leftover in his family.
Before I knew that he was such a hetero male slut, I could have sworn that he was gay.
He was cute and funny at Fez. In real life and ever SINCE that show left the air, he is a creepy skank. Who looks like he smells. That was the best part of his career, apparently. It's all downhill from sitcom fame. And growing older. Like so many of them. Over the years. Seems like he and Danny Masterson have nearly disappeared, although poor Topher keeps trying for movie fame. Kunis and Kutcher are pretty big stars. Prepon has had steady work, too. And even the parents have been seen in this and that since the show left the air.
He's not even a nice person - he acts like an asshole in real life and in interviews. Glad his career is over.
Rumored drug dealer to Ashton and other lizards. He's 'one of them'.
Or used to be.
R16, I think he's been involved behind the scenes in a lot of projects. Like producing game/reality shows. I could be wrong, but I feel like I read that somewhere.
You do realize these "worth" announcements are guesses, assumptions and a dose of imagination doncha? He also had a 3 episode arc this year in the Hamptons shot summer show "Royal Pains".
Sorry..but I am definitely NOT into latino head cheese. YUCK! And, they always smell like a dead sturgeon to boot. Most of the latino guys I have bedded have had about 5 inches which is so sad that I actually have cried many times when trying to get turned on....luckily, most of them were total bottoms who just rolled over and their asses are just to die for.....many of them are just saturated with "roids" however. I have no idea what they put up there but a tight fuck is simply "not my thing". They do go absolutely bonkers if you rim them....
THEY ALL SAY THEIR COCK IS MASSIVE.
[quote]Wilmer is my type, too. But I can't believe he's worth $18 million!? WTF!
Drug. Dealer. Big time.
He looks just like Adam from Real World Challenge.
Is that boy a mestizo?
Jesus Christ he always looks high as shit. I believe the drug dealer rumors. I wonder what he's on in all of these pics b/c he looks strung the fuck out.
he's hot and I love Latin head cheese, spread it on his asshole and eat it out
[quote]How does this guy support himself? "70's Show" was on for what, 7 years? Did he just invest conservatively and well, maybe in apartment buildings or something? Has he had a single acting job in the last 5 years?
Yes -- he was on NBC's show "Awake" this year. But that got cancelled.
I would imagine his heavy Spanish accent makes it harder to find work.
A big dick helps if a guy want to do porn films, but for Hollywood, they require a bit of personality along with a tiny bit of acting ability. His only qualification for getting work is a big dick.
R28, I thought the accent was a put-on for the Fez character? He was born in the US and moved back to Venezuela when he was a toddler, but he moved back at 13. I was born in Central America and moved to the States when I was 8, but Spanish was my dominant language until I was 11. I don't have a trace of a Spanish accent.
Then again, I've never heard him speak outside of "That '70s Show," so you're probably right. But I thought I read that his Fez accent was an exaggeration.
r30. It depends on who's listening to you and where you live. My parents have very heavy accents so Im not phased at all by people with accents.
Chelsea Handler said he sounds like Gloria Estefan, so I guess she was implying that she thought he had an accent
Celebritynetworth.com is a 100% bullshit. You'd have to be a moron to believe them.
R31, he sounds like Ricky Martin there... and is rather effeminate, if I may say. Not too much, but it's there.
When Stern asked him ' How big are you ? ', he refused to answer, just saying ' In that department, I'm blessed '. When Stern pushed it, saying ' You must have 8 inches, at least ' , Wilmer just smiled.
[quote]I thought the accent was a put-on for the Fez character?
He doesn't talk like Fez, but he has a Spanish accent. How he sounds on "Awake" seems to be how he talks in real life. Maybe "heavy" is overstating it.
drug slut bump
Sleazy douche seems more accurate than male slut. Though he does look like a walking venereal disease.
He is SOOOOOOO hot. He's not a slut. A slut is someone who forces herself on innocent men. Every 'mo would want Wilmer.
How come we can't say effeminate? His mannerisms in that link R31 posted were a bit feminine.
Is ef-feminate really such a bad word? It just means having feminine qualities.
[R32] Decidedly average. He's pretty doughy looking too, I bet in ten years he will big as a house.
He's been on the show Awake that was just cancelled on NBC so he still does work. He was boring as hell on Watch What Happens Live tho.
what drugs is he on. his eyes are cartoonishly fucked up
I don't believe for a minute he's heterossexual.
Isn't he an investor in several LA restaurants along with Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson?
His acting is as wooden as a tree in "Awake." Horrible work the whore did on that show.
Can't someone just post a pic of his huge cock ?
who is that in fuck buddy #2 pic? Also heard he likes both guys and girls...rumor is he popped Joe Jonas's cherry after getting him high..He said he had 8 inches on stern.
Yeah, we know Einstein ( see RE # 35)
They'll put pock mark make-up on his cheeks ..........butt cheeks too
Sorry - RE 52 was for the Grant Bowler/ Richard Burton casting thread
You 'mos would be all tongue to ass over this guy
The reason that word was banned was due to one crazed troll who invaded every thread, using that term as an insult.
ugh..It is very hard to read Latino men sometimes, especially when they turn the accent on like he did at r31. It throws the gaydar into a loop. His mannerisms have always been pretty fem, especially his character Fez
r50 that is Adam Rodriguez, another suspect
Now he's being sued for too many "strange noises" coming from his house at night. Maybe he's plowing women (and men) with that 8" +
tool of his
[quote]and for that, no one will take him seriously ?
That, plus I hear he doesn't know how to spell "lackluster." So no one takes him seriously.
He's disgusting. I don't know how anyone could brag about having anal warts. He has no shame, or filter.
And as long as he goes clubbing every night, keeps pushing drugs, and tries to screw as many young girls, and many boys, as he can, they never will. Believe me.
I want to hear more about him popping Joe Jonas's butt cherry, r50 (or anyone who's heard.)
[quote]Now he's being sued for too many "strange noises" coming from his house at night. Maybe he's plowing women (and men) with that 8" + tool of his
But it's more likely that he's abducted several young women and is a serial murderer. In my opinion.
Who did he fuck to get top billing over Cherry Jones in "Awake" because I cannot believe that Fez has more cred than Cherry Jones of all people.
[quote]A slut is someone who forces herself on innocent men.
No, darlin', a slut isn't someone who "forces herself" on anyone. Men will fuck anything with a hole; a slut's just someone who offers her holes to anyone who asks.
Wilmer's a male slut AND a whore, darlin'.
PLEASE quit believing that celebrity worth site, which is worthless. Absurd and baseless.
It is well known Valderama runs around broke.
[quote]It is well known Valderama runs around broke.
I certainly hope so, because being young, handsome and semi-famous is more than anyone should get in life. Money on top of that just adds to the hyper-unfairness.
Does he have the hairy ass?
He has the anal warts? There goes the possibility of any hole licking.
I saw him on That 70s Show today. He really should consider playing a gay character, if he ever wants someone to take him seriously as an actor. He, like Justin Timberlake, dont have to work very hard to play gay. They have all the little nuances down.
[quote]I don't believe for a minute he's heterossexual.
Everyone on DL doesn't believe anyone is heterosexual.
You're point isn't exactly new or interesting.
I would imagine anything with a dick would be your "type".
God, why are there are so many fucking sluts on here?
What's wrong with lots o' sluts, R71?
ENOUGH talk about you sluts, and more about Wilmer please.
Thanks for the amusement,R70 and R71. You both made me laugh out loud.
R75: You but a bracket [ then type the word quote then another bracket ] like this:
Then put what you want to quote right behind it.
[quote]then put what you want to quote right behind it.
He looks dumb and VERY uneducated.
Oh he is such a thug. Man he could whoop my ass anytime
[quote]You but a bracket [ then type the word quote then another bracket ] like this:
I think he meant how do you get it so you hover over the number and the quote appears.
Like it would say  and when you hover over the number the quote appears
Am I the only one who thinks he looks hot as a cholo thug ?
I'd do him anal warts and all.
He recently started a recurring gig on Raising Hope.
Let's LOL, regarding him and Shannon Woodward inevitably banging.
He's mega rich. He created and voiced the character of Handy Manny on Disney Channel. The licensing rights for that show (check out all the Handy Manny toys at Target) have to be keeping him very, very wealthy.
He is so gross. But all the virgin starlets fall for him. Don't they get warned by EVERYBODY to stay away from his STD groin?
He never said his cock was massive on Stern he said 8 inches...which on his size would be a good wang but if I had a dollar for every guy I fucked who said they had 8 inches and it was closer to 6 I would be a millionaire.
I know for a fact he like cock too.
So, what drugs is he on?
I drove him once - he was last out and his hook-up called that she wasn't going to make it. She had the shits (exact words). I assume that meant something she popped didn't agree with her, but he was furious. And then he made a couple more calls and didn't connect. He asked me if I knew anyone cute, and I said I was gay so, no, no one I could help him with. He asked if I had ever sucked a start's cock. I lied and said yes, and he asked who, and I said I never talked. And he smiled. He started grabbing his crotch - black pants and black jacket with white wife beater, what a look. But his chest was hot and he was still cute - this was about seven years ago. I pulled into a church parking lot and climbed into the back and went down on him. Nice, big head, uncut but he might as well have been cut because it was one of those foreskins that didn't come all the way down. He moaned and kept pushing my head, saying to take it all, but he lost his hard-on and couldn't get it back. He laughed and said, "I guess I'm not a fag after all," and told me to get him to his friend's place, so I dragged myself back to the wheel and drove him on. Not another word from him. For a couple of minutes it sure was hot.
Oh - he had been clubbing and he smokes, so he was all sweating and pretty rank. Not my favorite situation. No, I didn't "catch" anything.
Here he is at a recent event all cleaned up and pretty.
r91 typical coke dick, he like dudes just fine - he actually has a thing for firsts..guy or girl. What i heard on Joe Jonas was, Joe was no go on pot or coke or any drug that could be screened. Wilmer considered it a challenge and convinced him to try G - which got Wilmer in as Joe's first full on top. (the jo bros father does drug testing on them - he is scary controlling). Wilmer gets them to party, give up the cherry then quickly loses interest...He did it to Joe but Joe did not care once his cherry was popped and he had a drug he could take and not get caught he was fine in finding other cock. Not so good for Demi Lovato though.
"it was one of those foreskins that didn't come all the way down."
Ugh, I hate that. Total boner-killer, the superstubby foreskins.
I bet he is a feisty little bottom.
R96's post is probably juicy, but I only understood half of it.