I want a full investigation into how TRASH can afford this house.
Why do the most tasteless among us always try to imitate Versailles?
I'm pretty sure it goes something like this: enormous interest-only loan taken to build the house (about $2 million). Unable to sell when completed, so Gorga moved in. The interest-only portion is about to expire and they have to start paying back principal, which they are in absolutely no position to do.
The next phase of this is finding out that not much of the original loan even went into building the house and instead went to Melissa's shoe collection and "gawjiss" "gold" statues. I think they are asking $4m, but I'm guessing the real value is around $1m or less.
The whole lot of them are living off of debt and outright fraud. It's all pretty obvious when you watch the shows. They have no education and no jobs. They have all day to sit around and manufacture tv-ready drama. Yet they have these incredibly lavish, tacky, and expensive lifestyles. The amazing thing is how long they are able to get away with flaunting their "wealth".
Makes me feel like a sucker for having a job and paying my bills.
That's a classy place
Holy fucking shit. The Gorga trash...well the Gorga trash is better than the actual Gorgas.
Worth more too.l
[quote]Makes me feel like a sucker for having a job and paying my bills.
Me, too, r11.
And WHY would anyone want to live in a place like that? Just to show they can?
It doesn't even look inviting.
"Versailles by The Meadowlands"!
The official story about the sale of these properties is hilarious:
"the house is back on the market because the couple is planning a move to Los Angeles so Melissa Gorga can pursue her singing career."
good thing you didn't invite our tasteful friends to look.
[quote]I want a full investigation into how TRASH can afford this house.
I wunna look too close if were you. Just sayin'
Omg! Their summer home is 5 minutes from me! Gotta go do a look see!
[quote]Rumor has it that the family may be decamping to Los Angeles to pursue Melissa’s singing career.
Oh, dear. She's in for a disappointment.
Theres been a LOT of Gorgasms that happened at both them houses!
Bring the Lysol
No mention of, or photo of, the infamous recording studio that Joe built for her.
Pursue her singing career??? Yeah she better start pursuing it cause I think it left years ago. She is a no-talent, trashy floozy. I didn't see any pictures of that recording studio her husband built for her in the basement or something.
OMG, Melissa is so delugional.
T. Guidice, Auther
Actually -- Joe is, successful he owns several commercial buildings and properties. He has a net worth of 15-20 million. That is in the plus side not the -11 million his sister and her hubby have lol.
Oh Caroline at r25, go scratch! You know that's totally not true.
[quote]Actually -- Joe is, successful he owns several commercial buildings and properties. He has a net worth of 15-20 million.
Best laugh of the day!
How very apropos that there are no books on the bookshelves.
r25 forgot to add "Indian rupees" after the 15-20 million.
R13 that site insane!
Oh please at the superior taste queens on this site.
That house is beautiful and you all wish you could live in it.
No, the house is not beautiful. It is a gargantuan tacky mess. I'm not sure that any 13 thousand square foot could be beautiful. The problem with a house that size is that it is not about the house at all-- it can't be-- it's about the owner.
I would not want a house that size because of what it would say about me (showoff, egotist, poser, insecure, jerk). And if for some reason I DID live in a place like that, the furniture, the art, and the decor would be far more minimalist.
Also, I would have books in the library.
Really, I had no idea that Joe Gorga's penis was THAT small.
It's amazing how this is more common than not. I have customers that drive luxury cars, live at apartments with door men, and wear the most expensive clothes.
However, you'd be surprised how often than not their credit cards decline or they look for loose change to pay for their shit.
People that need to scream they're rich, are most likely not. They may make six or even seven figures, but live from paycheck to paycheck without a cent.
Those who post anonymous replies hide behind jealousy.. If you say what you mean, then say who you are!
so did the Gorgas ever move to LA?
Yous people are the ones with no class, they faucets is Moen, MOEN man, what kinda shit you have? thats right.
My niece Gia still owes me a blowjob. She gave me one last week but didn't swallow.
Looks like the "mansion" was botoxed
I've given blowjobs in every room in my uncle's mansion. It got the guys howling every time.
It is a beautiful house. I'll be curious to see what they move into. I would love to sleep in the masterbedroom 1 night, knowing that Joe Gorga has probably ejaculated all over the room...yum he's hot.
What an ugly property. I started to get a headache just from looking at the photos. Can't imagine actually living in such a tacky cluster-fuck of a house. What do you call that design? White trash Euro-trash? Tasteless people with too much credit to spend.
Why do I get the impression that there's been cum spilled in every room of that house?
Me, Daddy Joe and Uncle Joe once had a menage a trois in the middle of the kitchen. It was like they were playing musical chairs with their cocks and my holes. I hope the new owners remember that next time they're making food in there.
Joe Giudice is having an affair with Cyndy Garvey.
Holy crap, that is NASTY. I don't think there's any remodelling or improvement in furnishings that could save that monstosity from being ghastly.
I doubt any of these Jersey folks pay their bills.
Where will my Costco imported room decorations and furniture go now?
r38, r40, r44 is a disturbing pedophile troll
R49 is a paranoid prude with no sense of humor whatsoever. Gia Giudice sucking dick is a common, universal running joke on DL. By your non-logic, 90% of DL are pedo trolls. Idiot.
[quote]Gia Giudice sucking dick is a common, universal running joke on DL.
No, not really.
The rest of us
I want to suck Joe Gorga's cock in the worst way. Does that make me a bad person?
No. Bumping your own stupid thread after it was long dead and forgotten? Yeah that makes you an a bad person.
Let it go. Find other threads. Move on with your life, ok?
Ginzo peasants with cash. If it wasn't so funny, it would be down right tragic. Thanks for the laugh.