Going back even farther, WEHT John Calvin ? Last time I saw him was playing Michael Ontkean's BF, at the end of " Making Love". Beautiful, big, blonde hunk, with an amazing body. Also rumored to be gay, and carrying one of Hollywood's biggest dicks, between his legs.
Reb was SO HOT in "Yor..." The movie is cheesey beyond belief, and the only reason I was ever able to sit through it was Reb. He's in this barely-there loincloth for the entire movie, and there are times when if he jumps just high enough, and the camera is situated in just the right position, that you can see his full ass. I don't think he wore anything under thant loincloth, and if he did it was a very skimpy thong.
INDB says last acting Calvin did was a TV show in 1995 - thats 17 years ago, so my guess is he left the business. He would be 65 now too.
Reb's shower/death scene from "Sssss". This is fap material to the nth power. The tightie whities, the blurr-but-still-visible sight of his big, beefy naked ass from behind the shower curtain, the massive naked thigh at the end. YUM!
I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.
God movies were cheesy back then
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Masturbation material. Something which people will only use for masturbating purposes and nothing but.
It's always so cute to watch the DL elders discussing himbos of yore, and clucking and shaking their heads that they never became bigger stars.
Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real.
Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw, R18.
RE 18 And it's always so cute to watch snarky, ignorant, assholes, who think nothing existed until they came along. Give it a few more years kid, and you'll wonder why Alex Pettyfer, Taylor Kitsch,& Tom Hardy, never became bigger stars, and you'll be shaking that empty, brain dead head of yours .
R18 couldn't do that R20 - he'd get brain damage.
R21 and R22 for the win.
In that clip from "Strike Commando" he looks old enough to be his own father. Weird.
r20, you could have added "gently".
But of course that reference was WAY before r18's time.
...and to add to r21's chorus: it's always so cute when silly little queens like r18 think they're pushing our buttons with that eldergay shit when all it does is reveal their own fear of ageing.
[quote]I remember John Calvin, in a leopard thong, in that horrible movie "Back To The Beach" . Cute.
"Back To The Beach" is far from horrible. It was actually a nice little hit for Frankie & Annette.
He was recently at the Chiller Autograph Show in NJ
I'd still do him R28! He's a big ol' hunky daddy now. I had never seen that Ssssss shower scene and it is super hot! Strother Martin... My God what a lucky actor to have played the doctor.
"Reb fell in love with and married his leading lady in 'Space Mutiny'. That on screen chemistry is all real."
Seriously?!? Wow - if so, that's fun to know! SPACE MUTINY is my favorite MST3K of all time...
I wonder if John Calvin was his real name or if he adopted part of porn icon Casey Donovan's real name as his own. Casey Donovan's real name was John Calvin Culver.
Reb Brown as he looks today. Very hot looking Daddy at 63 years old. He still kept his "Figure."
Met him at Chiller. Obviously, he's kept himself in top condition. But I also found him to be quite personable and friendly.
The KING of bad cinema? I think not.
Reb always had that dumb blonde thing down pat. He does seem to be a super nice man, given the various Youtube clips I've seen of him being interviewed. And yeah, that "Sssss" shower scene is about a 10 on the jack-meter.
OMG... Reb has morphed into Charles Napier (who I always liked, too, in a weird way.)