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The Herrs to the Fraus...

Taken from the "How to Be a Frau" thread. I work with about 8 of these guys and the description couldn't be more fitting. So much white male privilege it's chilling..... "Their husbands are even worse. Deriving EVERY fucking aspect of their personality from sports, Fox News, yard work, church and their shitty jobs. SO fucking boring and predictable. They have canned stories and cliches that they repeat like computers with the slightest prompt. They are so self important and think that every word out of their mouth is a golden bit of knowledge or entertaining in some way. They dress in the the uniform of the boring and are keeping the pleated Dockers and cellphone industries afloat. You know why their frauy wives cook canned soup and pork chops? Because that's all these lazy and unadventurous types eat. If it didn't come from the middle of the grocery store and have a shelf life of 5 years, they aren't eating it. Unless of course they grilled it themselves after marinating it in a sauce that also came from the middle aisle. Do you want to hear about it every Monday morning from Spring until November? No? Tough titty. After I regale you with tales of my $800 smoker that I had customized with the Georgia Tech logo, I'll tell you all about how I could've played for GT but I blew out my knee in high school. I'll tell you this story for 20 minutes a week before I segue into how I hurt my back 2 years ago building homes for people through my church group, Hammers and Nails for Christ. You look tired, do you have the "butt flu"?"

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