- They're called breasts, Mama!
- That is so hot at R1.
- When I saw how many posts were on what seemed to be the fairly innocent-sounding previous thread, I checked in to see why and found it to be a battleground of the gay or not gay forces. Since Mr Crosby has not as yet weighed in, the discussion remains moot.
- lol - Does Sidney really need to weight in? I don't think he does. His lack of girlfriends is sufficient enough.
- OP, I don't know what the Pittsburgh Hard Head is, but I do know we should be praying to/worshiping Sidney's enormous, obscene ass. I would love to kneel before it in praise.
- Where are the Pitt people? Have they hooked up with any of the players yet? I need gossip.
- Someone in the previous thread posted that Crosby showed evidence of being brain damaged in an interview. Harsh and not true, even if meant as a joke. His concussions are nothing to be flippant about. The dismissal of these chronic injuries by the hockey officials is criminal and tantamount to workplace negligence. Where else is it okay to legally cause a co-worker to get a concussion?
- You do realize that Sidney would be the first to pooh-pooh what you're saying R7?
- Sid - It's all right. It's OK now to come out. You can play!
- So, what's happening with Sidney now? When is he going to start dating? Why so many excuses to not date? First, hockey. Now, concussions. What next? No, normal heterosexual male who lives in a few heterosexual world such as ours would never date or be connected with women. Even closeted gay men date women like Zach Efron, Justin Beiber, Taylor Lautner, etc.
- **free heterosexual world.
give me a break spellcheck.
- From Twitter today: "The only piece of ass Crosby gets is when his finger slips thought the toilet paper"
- Wonder what that is supposed to mean?
- Who is gay kissing in this photo. Is that Sidny on the right? Doesn't look like Toews to me.
- This seals the deal
- [quote]lol - Does Sidney really need to weight in? I don't think he does. His lack of girlfriends is sufficient enough.
And the lack of boyfriends is irrelevant?
- Do you think Evan Lysacek wants Sidney's big ass, R15?
- Judging from that grin, he's probably had it.
- Lemieux counts.
- People were saying Mario Lemieux was a homo before Sidney Crosby was even born. Mario's wife sponsors a charity event called "Chicks with Sticks" Jagr, Crosby, and Fleury all lived with him at one point or other. None of them has married.
- Is the photo of Sidney and Evan from the 2010 Olympics? They were both there for that so that's when they could have met.
- "Sidney Crosby secrets and lies. What is he hiding?"
'Want to know what Sidney Crosby is really like? The Sidney Crosby you think you know is just a carefully crafted image by a high priced public relations firm. Find out why this "nice boy from the Maritimes" requires a 24 hour Internet damage control team and how far that damage control team will go to hide his secrets.'
- That was the most bullshit scrambling by a sock puppet or just plain idiot that I've seen in a long time. Why'd you link to a page that's just brimming with mental illness, R22? For a joke or to show us how freaky the fans are?
- I don't know if any of it is true, R23, but it seems to be a summary of all the different gossip that is out there.
One thing is true - everyone seems to agree that Sidney Crosby is hiding something, whether it is a secret gay life or a wild pussyhound existence.
- Can you imagine how good Sid's asshole would smell and taste after a game??
- [quote]We all saw “Marketa’s” Czech language blog where she discloses to the world that Sidney Crosby uses escorts, sees women as an place to put his “stick” and beat his girlfriend.
OMG, Marketa! Christ, she is one of the CRAZIEST people I've known on the internet. She's a persistent loon who is a self-proclaimed model, clothing designer and former girlfriend of important people such as Czech footballers and Prince William. He refuses to speak to her now.
Google search for images has her pictures (one linked) and loads of pictures of a model who was named as a girlfriend of Crosby's by virtue of having been photographed walking behind him once. I believe she sent threats to this woman.
- "Marketa" sounds like the kind of name of viral marketer would have. I'm just sayin'.
"Linden" as in the german tree? Nazi association?
- Crosby's ass is legendary, but his absolutely perfect CS lips aren't far behind (no pun intended). I would love to see them covered with cum (mine, someone else's - I don't discriminate).
- Why doesn't Hamilton have a hockey team?
- young Sidney:
- I wonder what lucky guy Davey is mentoring now.
- Sidney and his roommate waking up in their hotel room:
- Sidney doesn't seem to have any interest in talking to the girls in this interview:
- Jack Johnson, IIRC, was his prep school roommate. I don't know when they would have otherwise had the occasion to play together. After prep school, Crosby played junior hockey in Canada and Johnson played college hockey in Michigan. They were at the combine together and got drafted the same year with Johnson to the Kings. Johnson plays for the U.S. team.
- Didn't Jack and Sidney go to high school together?
- Jack Johnson only played 2 years at the University of Michigan. He was originally drafted by the Carolina Panthers, but they traded his rights to the Kings when he wouldn't sign after his freshman year at Michigan. He was a fan favorite at Yost and had a reputation for being a ladies' man in Ann Arbor.
Crosby strikes me as either a) socially awkward from being super sheltered - befitting his talent as an elite, world-class player since a young age, b) totally gay, or c) both. While his peers were learning social skills, dating girls, going to dances, etc., Sidney was either on the ice, in the weight room, in class, replenishing calories, or sleeping.
- Crosby is definitely socially awkward. He's painful to watch sometimes -- it gives him an aura of dopeyness, that "retarded" thing that the Puckbunny Parlor posters referred to.
When you think of the combination of social awkwardness and what young men are exposed to in junior hockey in Canada, I can see how he'd be the type to favor groupies or prostitutes --women he doesn't have to have a relationship with. I've read that spit roastings and gang bangs are something of an initiation to young guys on a team. If that was his introduction to women, how they are procured, and sex, I can see how he derived a poor understanding about relationships.
Also, remember that his dad was a failed player, in more respects than one. He knocked up his then girlfriend with Sid, and shortly afterwards his career ended. No more pussy or hockey for Crosby Sr. The messages Sid must have picked up from him about women beyond "wait to date until after your career" are probably not too helpful.
- If Sid granted you five minutes with his butt, would you focus on lovingly tonguing his hole while massaging his massive round cheeks, or would you thrust your cock between his ass-pillows and roughly fuck him?
This thread is making me horny
- Craigslist pining for Sidney...
- [quote]And the lack of boyfriends is irrelevant?
Lack of boyfriends? Says who?
- Jack Johnson is hardly a ladies man, he has a face only a mother could love. He's a butterface.
- "spit roastings" and "gang bangs" in Junior Hockey? IN CANADA? No fucking way any stuff like that happens. There aren't enough "groupies" in the whole country to fill a Trailways bus.
- Gang bangs? Sidney was in a gang bang?
- r41, did I say the ladies had taste? It's the top athlete phenomenon. It happens at universities across the country. Homely-looking guys who are sports stars get girls left & right. Especially if you can turn on the charm like Jack.
- Any athlete/rock star/corporate raider/investment banker with butterface and millions is a chick magnet.
- Are you kidding, R45? Michael Phelps was here when I was here and he did the pursuing. Not the other way around. I would only see hinm with fat chicks. Rarely, though. He was training 24/7.
Jack was here for a year, so how can he be considered a ladies man? I have seen that face in person, and I quickly turned away.
You are going off assumptions.
- R44, sorry. I meant, R44. Not R45.
- That money and fame attract isn't the biggest leap in the world.
- What are you talking about, R48?
- Jack Johsnon hardly has either: fame or money.
that and a butterface...not good.
- r46, chicks don't give a shit about swimmers, no matter how many gold medals or endorsement deals Phelps would eventually win. In college, they're one step above track guys. Chicks at UMich only care about guys who play at Michigan Stadium, Crisler, or Yost.
Jack played at Michigan for two years, not one, and I know for a fact he got laid all the time, by different girls. Again, not saying anything about the quality of girls in A2 - that's always been a running joke in East Lansing. I can only speak for the quality of the guys there, which has always been good. Ever been to a hockey party on State? Those guys are way smarter than the football or basketball players (i.e. majors, GPAs), but they still have dicks.
- [quote]Chicks at UMich only care about guys who play at Michigan Stadium, Crisler, or Yost.
? Nice research on stadiums. lol.
Really nice try with key terms in Michigan scattered throughout the entire post.
A2? You're trying WAY too hard to prove "something".
[quote]Jack played at Michigan for two years, not one, and I know for a fact he got laid all the time, by different girls.
Unless, you ran in hockey circles, even the club team, you don't know "facts". I never saw Jack with girls, and I would see him at The Union or at a house party. But, rarely girls. Fat chicks, sure.
What was the point of using things like "A2" - to prove you're from Michigan? Haha...I liked it though. It was cute.
[quote]I can only speak for the quality of the guys there, which has always been good. Ever been to a hockey party on State?
Nope, and neither have you.
[quote] Those guys are way smarter than the football or basketball players (i.e. majors, GPAs), but they still have dicks.
- You're right about Jack being here one year. I was a freshman when he was a sophomore. I only saw him on campus on year. I am speaking only from my experience.
- r50 troll (& 41,43,46,47,49,52) - now to say Jack Johnson doesn't have money is a flat-out misrepresentation. He's in the midst of a 9 year, $59 million contract which expires in '17. That's some wealthy job security right there. "Obsessed?" - lol. Pot, kettle, black.
Maybe we should get back to Sidney Crosby...
- Who's the troll? R54, 51, 44, 28, 36.
Now off to A2 with you.
- It's like we're at Zingermans waiting for a table.
- More like Joe's Crab Shack in A2,
This is how we really talk!
- r56, good stuff.
r57 (ad nauseum), congrats...12 out of the last 18 posts. Trolldom like that is epic, legendary, legendarily epic. Are you Sid?
- Leave me alone, R58. You're a psycho.
- Still no girlfriend?
This has to be a record.
I wonder why he never has a girlfriend?
- Does Sid's ass jiggle when he runs?
- A just question my liege at R61.
- Sidney with fan.
- Those guys look like, Jonathan Toews, R14.
- What's new with him? Girlfriend yet? He's going to be 24, and still no gf.
- This is what Sidney said about girls when he was 18.
Are 18 year old males picky?
I asked if he spied the signs in the crowd. His eyebrows shot up and he laughed nervously. “Those aren’t girlfriend material! I don’t think I’m going to meet any of my girlfriends through signs in a hockey arena,” he said, turning sombre. “I’m a pretty picky guy. I’m picky about everything. Especially when it comes to something that affects your life. It’s like living with a family or choosing your friends. You want someone who complements you well. You want to be around good people and someone who influences you the right way. I don’t want to get married at a eighteen. If you’re a young person at a job, you don’t want to be preoccupied with other things. I’m preoccupied with hockey.
“I’m not saying I don’t want to meet girls. If the right one came along, I’d do it, but if it’s going to get me away from what I’m doing here, it’s not the right time.”
Sidney Crosby’s ideal girl is independent, upbeat, and athletic. “Independent is most important, because I’m so busy and I have a lot going on,” he said. “It doesn’t mean I don’t want to hear from them, but at the same time, they’d have to have some things going on, because if they didn’t, they’re going to be going nuts and I’m going to be nuts. For me, that’s the most important.”…
Crosby wants to get married and have lots of kids; his mother came from a family of eight children. “I envision a big family supper at holidays. That was always a fun time for me. I see [Mario’s] four kids buzzing around all the time and it’s probably really tiring for Nathalie because he’s been on the road so much, but they play together and it’s really fun. I’m not looking for four kids of my own now, but down the road, yeah.
- He's going to be 25, R65. Still no gf.
- Still no girlfriend...
- Still no girlfriend?
- 'Crosby's about to get shortchanged'
JUNE 17, 2012
Sidney's new contract will probably be for only $9 milion
- Sidney Crosby pic - high school. So cute.
- I love this picture.
- He looks like Andy Samberg in that h.s. photo
- Any updates? Gossip?
- I think he just signed a new $9 million contract.
- Any gossip? Girlfriend?
- Nothing still? No gossip, nothing yet? Girflriend? Coming out?
- The latest on Sidney is that he just signed a 12-year, $104 million contract with the Pittsburg Penguins.
- So, he'll have a girlfriend in 12 years then?
- Sidney is a very, very wealthy boy.
- But, still single. How can somebody that rich be that perpetually single.
- Why are people so insistant that it is strange that a young, hot, hockey player doesn't have a gf? Maybe he is doing what other supposedly 'single' hockey players, ala Tyler Seguin, Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews and Michael Del Zotto sleeping around.
- Tyler Seguin seems gay to me too.
- Tyler shirtless...
- More Tyler shritless...
he has that emaciated thin twink look...
- R85 Really? I have heard way too much slut stories about that kid, he aint gay, maybe bi.
- What do you mean, R88. Tell me more. Do ou know chicks he's slept with?
- R89 During the BB Stanley Cup celebrations, which you have posted a couple pictures of, he slept with alot of the women in the bar, even one of my former workmates had him during that bender. What about him seems gay to you?
- Maybe, I'm wrong, R90. I just get a "ping" from him. He sets off my gaydar somewhat. I also read that he hooks up with both guys and girls - that confirmed my ping, but I pinged long before I read that.
- Jonathan Towes sleeps around? He has zero personality. I can't imagine how boring he must be. Any gay gossip on him?
- [quote]he slept with alot of the women in the bar, even one of my former workmates had him during that bender
So he just went around having sex with random women and members of the public?
What did your co-worker say about him? What was he like?
- Why is it that Dataloungers are never actually friends with these celebs/atheltes? They are always the friend of a friend...always.
- R93 He's a hockey player he sleeps with hot women who want to sleep with hockey players, they are knows as 'puck bunnies.'
- Yes, I've heard of them, R95, but I don't think major NHL hockey players just grab a bunch of women off the street after a game when they are drunk. That's what it sounds like above.
- I don't understand anything in this thread. It's like you're all speaking code.
- The other thing I wanted to add: hockey players are worth millions and millions of dollars - some of them, like Sidney, over $100 million.
I don't think they all go around having sex with strange women or there would be a lot of expensive paternity suits and child support down the road.
If they have sex with women they don't know who are trying to cash in, it could cost a lot of $$$
- You all need to get out more, hockey players like any other young guy wants to get laid. That's it, nothing more, nothing less. There are stories of girls being snucked into locker rooms post games to 'relieve' players, and girls being sneaked into their hotel rooms. There have also been alot of trades because teammates hooked up with other teammates' wives. They don't think about the accidental kid, because in your twenties you don't think that far ahead or beyond the night. As for my former co-worker, she may have been full of it but she all but boasted she 'got with' Tyler, the extent to which I have no idea and didn't care enough to ask.
- R92, I don't think there's much evidence that Jonathan Towes sleeps around.
I saw a program on him a few years ago and he talked about some of the French background he has and that the Francophone players were surprised that he speaks French.
- Q for the womanly butt trolls:
Would you let Sidney Crosby crack a hot fart into your open mouth, and would you enjoy it?
- Mario is gay. That has been out there for years.
- Crosby has a womanly butt, R101?
- R101, you sound gross.
Most people are not into farting unless they are weird fetish types.
- Yes R103, I would say Sidney has a very womanly butt.
R104, would you let Sidney crack a string of steamy bubble-farts into your mouth?
- NO, I would not.
- R105/101 Please don't derail one of the few good gossip threads DL has had in a long time with your putrid nonsense. Glad someone mentioned Tyler Seguin, I personally find him more attractive than Sidney, especially after seeing him in person. He's gorgeous.
- R107 - would you like to sniff Sidney's hole a few hours after he has eaten a Fiery Goan Pork Vindaloo?
- Have their been any reports about the cocks or asses from the women who supposedly have sex with these hockey players?
- The one Carrie Underwood snagged is the hottest player out there today.
- I'd rather eat than sniff. Best would be if we scissored our asses so that his hole was spinchter to spinchter with mine, and he filled it up with his hot gas gift.
- Why are his pecs so big and inflated, R110?
- Thanks for your honesty R111, we need more people like you on DL and, more generally, in the world.
- They're not inflated they're developed. I guess when you're an athlete something like that can happen. Thank God.
- i myself have often wondered what Sidney Crosbie's faerts smell like!
- No, R114 - they don't look normal compared to other athletes.
- What characteristics of Sidney's butt make it look womanly?
- It's not womanly, IMO. It's just big and more prominent than other guys' asses, because it is a hockey butt.
But in order to better evaluate it, we need Sidney to show his naked ass and pose naked like the European athletes do for Dieux du Stade
- R117 - I would say that the spherical roundness, jutting-out "shelf" aspect and sheer size/mass are what give Sidney's butt its womanly appearance. Would you agree? TIA.
- I agree, R101. Do you also think Anthony Recker's butt is womanly and for what reasons?
- [quote]Yes, I've heard of them, [R95], but I don't think major NHL hockey players just grab a bunch of women off the street after a game when they are drunk. That's what it sounds like above.
That's what Crosby's teammate Max Talbot does. His apartment is (or at least was) very close to Pittsburgh's bar district.
- Funny you should mention Anthony Recker, R120, because I am actually a big admirer of his huge womanly butt too. What I find most womanly about Recker's butt is the sheer fatness of it. The obscene manner in which it juts out and magnetically draws the eyes towards it regardless of one's gender or orientation. That is quite a feminizing, objectifying quality and I think Recker's butt has that in spades. In fact here's a pic of Anthony Recker's massive, womanly butt that you may not have seen before...
- R122, that has been posted before. But I assume your comment was meant as a joke.
- R101, are you one of the womanly butt trolls? Which other celebs or athletes have womanly butts?
- Womanly butt celebs:
Anthony Recker, Sidney Crosby, Rafael Nadal, Eddie Cibrian, Matt Damon, Yannick Bisson, Brian Bloom, Chris Meloni (also has womanly tits)
- More great big butts:
Patrick Wilson, Nathan Fillion, Dean Cain, Adrian Pasdar, Brian Krause, Paul Bissonnette, young Ricky Nelson and Robert Conrad, Cal Ripken, Apolo Ohno, Paul Mercurio
- Great pic of Recker's butt at R122. What do you think the inside back seam of those baseball pants smell like after a game?
- You sniff freaks have hi-jacked this thread.
- [quote]There are stories of girls being snucked into locker rooms post games to 'relieve' players
- This Mike Chiasson (spelling), Sidney's best friend and roommate, or "roommate", seems awfully gay to me. Gay face to the max. Plus, you can tell he has a uni-brow and he manicures it. That a;ways looks bad.
To his pics, scroll down on this board a little bit. You may be to "see more comments" and scroll down further.
- Sid is just a Cyclon. I can't imagine him having sex with anyone.
- He could very well be sexless. But, I think that's because he's gay, and he has a crazy father.
- R101, for you: a new pic of Recker from behind in black on the right. If only he wasn't wearing that damned t-shirt.
- Thank you R133! Would you like to sniff his hole through that black t-shirt? What do you think it smells like after a long game? Thanks.
- I'm not really into the smell/sniff thing. I'd rather not speculate, and just leave my admiration of his and Crosby's asses to the purely visual ass-pects such as this bit of DL-like posting on Twitter: "Sidney Crosby should just come out of the locker room already - I'd say closet, but his butt's too big to fit in one." :)
- I see, R135. Would you at least like to insert three whiskey-doused fingers up his shitter, and wiggle them but good?
- R101, which of the guys you listed in R126 have womanly butts?
- Does Sidney Crosby really give off the vibe he sleeps around or bangs random puck-bunnies?
Was Eric Lindros known for this back-in-the-day? I was too young to know anything about him during his glory days.
- Eric Lindros is gay too.
- R139, it certainly appears that way. But, when he played, were there rumors of him sleeping around with women?
- No the only rumors I heard about Lindros were a male fuck buddy who was a student at CU while he played in NYC and a much older BF in Canada.
- [quote]Does Sidney Crosby really give off the vibe he sleeps around or bangs random puck-bunnies?
He doesn't give off any vibes at all. He seems asexual.
- [quote][R101], which of the guys you listed in [R126] have womanly butts?
Paul Mercurio shows amazing womanly butt in this clip from Exit to Eden linked below.
Also, can't find pics now but Adrian Pasdar shows a deliciously womanly fat muscle-ass in Just Like a Woman. (Apparently named after his ass.)
- Seriously? A thread about hockey and not one person can come up with decent gossip? Instead the thread is saturated with sniff freaks, 'womanly butts' or whatever the hell that means and constant repetition of Sidney being asexual? What have happened to DL? I can't believe lipstick alley a site by straight women has better gossip than a site composed of gay men.
- Sidney does seem close with Mike Chiasson. I do know Mike uprooted his life to be with Sidney after the concussion incident. He moved to PItt very quickly.
- Lots of discussion on a puck bunny web site about Sidney *needing* to keep a relationship with a girl a secret.
Dear God. That expression makes me want to stick a fork in your veins.
- What does it mean, R146?
- He needs to dump Mario and get himself a boytoy.
- R148, why would the supposed Lebron James of hockey have to hide women? Do heterosexual males do this heterosexual obsessed society/world?
- I thought you might appreciate this illustration of Anthony Recker, R101.
- I can see Sid 'hiding' women as a way to keep his squeaky, clean image. Have you seen pics of the women who hang onto guys like the Gronk and Tim Tebow? Sid's handlers would be careful, I think, to avoid all that. And frankly, as I said before, maybe he's just old fashioned. Who knows?
- Most guys have girlfriends. Why would it hurt Sidney's image if he did the same?
- R101, any other womanly butted athletes or celebs? The ones you named are hot. Thanks.
- R152 what a fantasist you are. Crosby's "handlers." What nonsense. He's a big ol' Mary queen, victim of Mario Lemieux's revolving door of affections.
- So you think Sidney is gay, R155?
- R101, R135 here. I may consider doing that to someone, but generally I simply like to admire the shape of an ass. The hole is of no interest to me.
- Hey, "Womanly Butts" people!
Why don't you all use one of the three (at minimum) threads that were started for that specific topic?
Or you can fill your Anthony Recker threads with appreciation of fat asses. And I'm referring to the ones you have dedicated to him, not the baseball discussion threads where you throw him in randomly.
- Is one of these guys Sidney? From Justusboys.com:
I don't know if this is the right thread for this but here is my story. A few years ago I was a waiter in the Detroit area for a catering company. One night we were catering an affair in Grosse Pointe. There were many sports celebs there, mainly from professional hockey. Towards the end of the party another waiter and I were invited to stay after most of the guests had left. We agreed. Two of the guests were big names in hockey and it seemed we were paired with them. They took each of us into separate bedrooms where we had some serious sex. I can't name the guys but they were hot, hung and very much into plowing us. I had a great time but lost my job and never saw the guys again. It was worth it.
- Sidney's butt is coming back:
N.H.L. and Players Union Reach Tentative Agreement to End Lockout
- That was probably Steve Yzerman and somebody else from his generation.
- Will Sidney Crosby be back on the ice now that the hockey strike has finally been resolved?
- Because 590 of the post say:
- : )
- So cute.
- So hot.
- So so hot.
- And is Sidney still single?
- Yes. This whole "not dating" thing is a real mystery to me.
- Sidney could have hundreds of girls if he wanted to, and yet apparently he is not interested.
- He knows that only the tongue of a man could properly worship the tight little hole hidden inside his humongous ass.
- R170, he only dates in Europe and Halifax.
- Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins 2h
#Pens Sidney Crosby said he is not going to play in Game 1 vs. the Islanders.
- His team is looking vulnerable in the playoffs.
- Fuck Crosby. Hope he gets injured again.
- r176, that was an ugly and hateful thing to say.
- Where are the 412 people on here? I can't believe that no one has ever seen or heard of a girlfriend in all the years Sid has been a pro player. In the age of twitter and camera phones, how is that even possible?