Cristiano Ronaldo's cock
Real or fake?
- fake, fake, fake.
- that's real
- It's a real cock. Just not his.
- you wish but that's photoshopped! lol.
- Fake, but exactly how I imagined it. Small, hairless with a tight ball sack.
- Evidence, please!
- I definitely imagine it hairless and over-groomed.
- I don't know why but everytime I see Cristiano he reminds me of Tim Tebow. Very metrosexual but sexless.
- [R5], Small? You're a ridiculous joke.
That said, definitely fake.
- The real Cristiano cock has not been mutilated.
- R9 - The cock in the photos is a similar size to mine. I've got a small dick.
- Crissie is gay, I'm surprised we don't talk about him more. He's done the same as Ricky Martin in having a child. Unfortunately, he didn't get twins, but he sure was worthy of twins.
- It's a shame they didn't size the head to that beautiful body they attached it to. That body is way more buff than Crissie's.
- I'm slightly embarrassed that I know whose penis that is.
- The body is from a Brazilian actor. I forget his name.
- Isn't it the body of some Brazilian Z-List celebrity from a South American Big Brother season?
- He's about 2-inches smaller than the cock in that photo. Princess Tinymeat for sure.
- He has big dick really
- Na, his shorts are too small the house a big dick. Its small.
- Most of these big crotches are nothing more than socks.
- Fake, alas, fake.
- i like his cock
- Ronaldo doesn't have pecs like that. He's almost flat chested like David Beckham.
- It is fake. The body belongs to a former Spanish Big Brother contestant named Angel Barrachina. Worth a google image search - he's hot!
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