Yeah, laugh if you want, make fun of me, don't care...
But, getting ready to take a shower and scratched inside my navel. It felt kind of moist. Took my finger out and shit, what a funky smell!
What the fuck is it, how do I get rid of it, and what do I do to prevent it in the future?
On hand I have hydrogen peroxide, medicated talcum powder, athlete's foot cream, anti-biotic ointment, and q-tips.
Q-Tip and rubbing alcohol.
Be very diligent when drying off after baths/showers. Dry your bellybutton very well.
You sound Fat Miss OP.
You're smelling belly button sweat, it tends to reek if you don't clean inside it.
What is the exact smell? Is there any discharge?
Take a shower. What's the problem? A little soap and water never hurt anyone.
By the way, have you had trouble finding your navel recently and forgot to wash?
It's AIDS. You are impacted and shit is coming out of your belly button.
No discharge...Smells kinda like between your toes funk after I do a race and don't change my running shoes for a few hours...
I get a certain smell if I don't jerk of in a while, like my cock head is sweating rancid jizz.
Damn, I'm getting all hot in the ass reading this
One of the worst threads I've ever read
This calls for some dynamite.
That's not your belly button, Cheryl.
Melon baller and a fresh styptic pencil.
Fat people have this problem. Fit people don't because water dribbles out of their belly buttons and their belly buttons air dry.
But obese people's rolls of fat trap water inside the belly button after they shower. The poor water can't get out, so it ferments inside the warm, dark, damp flesh folds and bacteria multiplies every day.
It may be fungal. Try the q-tip/alcohol application and, yes, keep it dry.
If that doesn't work, try an anti-fungal cream (the jock itch cream may work) and when you shower, wash your navel with an anti-dandruff shampoo.
You have a mild yeast infection in the folds of your belly button. Over-the-counter Monistat cream for any type of yeast infection that you would use "down there" will clear it up. Use Monistat in your ass crack if on occasion it gets a bit red or itchy in there.
Dremel your bellybutton using the pointy grinder tip.
Definitely cancer. RIP in advance, OP.
you're obviously straight.
I think I'm going to hurl.
just use some soap
Belly button cancer.
Wow this person is having a problem and many ppl do actually.....you don't need to be fkn ass holes
If you only shoot that far when you're jerking off, the smell is the least of your worries.
This smell can also come from the types of foods you eat. Ignore the person mentioning fat people having this problem more than fit people.
If you eat a lot of dairy, you will get this odor.
For some people, certain body odors are due to their body chemistry. Some people get fishy, garlic or chicken smelling armpit odor when they eat those foods.
Sure, it someone is grossly obese, they will have trouble cleaning properly, then add the food they eat to the mix and you'll have some really bad funky odors.
OP, that is positively GROSS!
I don't even want any of your stuff, OP.
Use a water-pik to blow out your innie. Outies do not ferment.