You would love it if Johnny Bananas farted in your face, OP.
OP, I know him. You're not his type.
Sacha Baron Cohen's saner brother.
Good luck with that.
So, spill, r3. What's his name? I don't care if I'm his type or not. I want to create a shrine to him so I can jack off furiously.
Whatever his name is.....I'm sure he's just not that into you op.
The name Bonobos always makes me think of the word "boners."
Check out the photos on their website and the styling of their pants. The company's unspoken tagline: "Pants for guys with great asses." It's weirdly sexualized in a whitewashed, preppy way. Every straight guy I know in his 20s with a good job who cares about style is into these in a big way.