I've seen numerous articles describing Ryan as "handsome" or "goodlooking". In whose world could that be true? The guy looks like every rendering I've ever seen of Ichabod Crane..huge schnoze, Dumbo-like ears, goofy looking hair. Similar also to Alfred E. Newman.
Seriously, do any of you find this dude even remotely attractive?
There's no accounting for peoples' tastes, OP. There are idiots here who think the human turd, Rick Santorum, is hot. I'm sure, in 1933, there were gay men who thought Hitler was hot.
Who knows what goes on in peoples heads.
Other than the ears he looks incredibly like Matthew Morrison.
Also, he's got a banging body.
[quote]In whose world could that be true?
Washington DC. You know, "Hollywood for Ugly People".
PR is Matthew Bomer compared to most of his colleagues on the Hill.
Paul Ryan is too stupid to realize he is just a pawn in something much bigger than he or his Congressional seat represents.
He is carrying the water for unseen masters who will surely recruit another should he fail.
He's nerd cute. I was hoping he'd run for president and win.
He is evil. And he LOOKS evil. Like an animated puppet zombie. There's nothing attractive about him. Period.
He would look good -- in drag.
He is an idealogue- and his far right vision is now at the center of the Republican party. It really is scary. And the same can be said of 4 Justices on the Supreme Court- which is even crazier. Scalia's comments last week were jaw dropping.
See Paul Krugman's column in the NY Times today on Ryans budget.
I think he is a good looking nerd, and looks to have a good body underneath. Cantor is somewhat the same. The Repubs have the corner on good looking men- MA gov and even Romney.
However I cannot fathom any of them except the MA gov who seems to be able to think and repond somewhat to facts and data rather than merely impose blanket idealogical policy, or as in Romney's case to cravenly lie about every policy he has ever had- to become what Republicans seem to demand of their candidates.
Not long ago, he was a guest on Chris Wallace's show. At the end, they rolled out a birthday cake for him as a surprise. Paul Ryan looked horrified. At first, Chris thought he was shocked for having his age called out on TV until Ryan explained that it was the cake that freaked him out. "Why don't you cut a slice?" asked Chris and Ryan responded, "No, I don't touch cake. I haven't eaten [fill in the evil ingredients here] since [fill in some long ago year]." He stared at the cake like it was a turd ready to bite him.
It was REALLY awkward and made him look totally out of touch with real 'merkins who enjoy a taste of cake on their birthday, especially when it is offered as a gesture of good will. Thankfully, this all happened on the Fox News network.
The cake thing is because Paul is a fitness guy (P90X right now like Aaron Shock), and should be kind of well known for it among members of the press. So they shouldn't have been surprised by his aversion to cake.
He's attractive enough, if he advocated policies that weren't repellent.
Most people don't look like movie stars or porn actors, so I don't get the notion that he's so hideously ugly most of us would be horrified by his appearance if he were a friend of a friend who tried to hook up with us.
That said, the fact he's a Republican (even if he were a so-called moderate Republican) makes him off limits to me. The fact his financial proposals are so ridiculous no sane person could agree with them makes him more than off-limits, they make him disgusting to me, regardless what his physical appearance is.
Paul Ryan - although a slimebucket like almost everyone in Washington - is VERY hot, he has SIZEMEAT-FACE!
Are there any nude photos of Paul?
(OP is obviously a fish.)
He's a workout fanatic and runner, so he likely has a very hot bod. Great fantasy with him and Aaron in the House gym steamroom.
BDF, gorgeous eyes, sexy jug ears and big lickable nose, fab hair, ivory skin: he's got that hot Tyrolean thing going on, and I'm panting for more. If I can ease him out of his lederhosen, he can strip me of Medicare, tax me till my pips squeak, and whisper Anne Rand nothings in my ear all night.
I fear if I was one of his gay staffers, he need only look at me with those huge blue peepers, and like Hitler's Putzi Hanfstaengl I would do anything bring his ambitions to fruition -- however fucked up.
He's a closet atheist and probably a closet gay, too. The whole P90X fitness obsession screams homo.
Smoking hot bod, he is a huge fitness freak. I've seen him in the locker room at LA sports when I was in D.C.
No sizemeat, but if he douched I would fuck him. (Actually it is pretty small) BDF is pretty much always wrong.
Never trust a thin-lipped person. Never.
I saw him on TV yesterday and his fitness obsession is wrecking havoc on his face--very gaunt and wasted.
Yeah he is attractive. You gays want him, admit it. The fact you can't have him and he pisses you off make you want him all that much more. So you make up some lie, like he's fugly to convince yourself you don't get all excited by the thought of him.
Yet you yearn for him, desire him, and want to have his ass babies
As someone who frequently makes stuff up, I can tell you that R26 is a fib. The guy is mule hung.
Thanks for pointing that out, R42. I cringed.
On the other hand, it's hard to blame people for spelling it Anne when even some of her biggest fans pronounce it "Ann."
She looks pretty hideous in that photo, herself, R47.
But most of us can take a really terrible photo when we only have one shot for a head-on mugshot style pic and we have to smile on demand and hope for the best.
This is no different than Repugs trying to convince people that Dan Quayle would get them the women's vote because he "looks like Robert Redford" (HAH!).
It's almost as ridiculous as thinking Obama is attractive....
Paul Ryan is hideous. How anyone could consider him even remotely good looking is a stretch. Of course, I'm convinced his character is even uglier.
He may have a nice body (who can tell, because he dresses like Mortimer Snerd). But some of us are more into faces and his face is one only a mother could love, imo.
Ryan is hot, Obama is not
Obama's a fool, Ryan is cool
Ryan is ripped, hairy and hard
Obama is hen-pecked and a tard
Ryan is hot...Obama is not
Yeah, he's a pretty attractive guy, actually. I'm referring to his face. To call him hideous is ridiculous in my opinion, although obviously character influences how attractive someone is to us.
OMFG. 4chan started a game called "Let's put Paul Ryan in Unusual Places".
I am fucking crying from laughing so hard. What a nice break from watching weather porn.
I would love to deepthroat Paul Ryan's hot thick cock while getting fucked by Tagg Romney, while the other 4 Romeny brothers jack off and shoot their loads on my face.
Aaron Shock, working that turquoise belt
Before the "oh dear" brigade starts up, Romeny should read Romney.
[R61] Oh Aaron. Time to take your medication,
Never trust anyone with thin lips. They're all psychopaths.
Mother dear, you know that the only medication I need is my daily protein injection.
Bet he does have a fat cock.
You know he's believing all this BS about him being handsome when he's doing hus PX90 workout.
And his hair is pure Dagwood Bumstead.
He has tinydick face.
re-reading the posts is hilarious.
I still find him oddly attractive (if I never met him, saw him at the gym and made a decision on his looks/body).
I was sad to read he is a tinydick. He looks to have a huge one. Perhaps a grower?
looks pretty damn cute with a beard. Hate him. Love his coloring. Rosy,fair skin,dark hair and jewel tone eyes.
I would hold my nose and fuck the hell out of him.
R71, he's black Irish. Not really a rare look and there are plenty of us who aren't sociopaths.
He is seriously lacking in charisma. Just not a compelling speaker. Really smarmy. It's like he's always speaking to a town hall of old folks who are too stupid and need to be explained everything.
I'd take Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick) over that malarkey any day of the week.
Now, if I can only figure out what I did with my teeth...
I'd walk into his office as my drag alter-ego Monica LeWhiskey, wearing the famous blue dress, and I'd roll my tongue around that helmet until my teeth were flossed more completely than when I did it with my dentist. Then I'd pull away so he'd explode all over my dress, and I could sell it to Kanye West, who respects true artistry.
R7 gets it. He's the perfect puppet.
The anonymous minions who serve our billionaire masters just need to find an attractive hollow puppet that appeals to the market place and can act as lever for their legislative requirements. They may as well remove his voicebox and insert a microphone.
The real and cold-sweat danger is that hollow puppets aren't good at responding to situations which, with foolish mistakes, could threaten the nation.