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"Ten Things You Didn't Know About...Bonnie Franklin?"

I'm referring to the series on History Channel 2, in which little-known facts about famous historical figures are revealed. I'm watching it for the first time.

A few minutes ago, while I was flipping through a magazine, I thought I heard the TV announcer ask, "Did you know that Bonnie Franklin was once accused of being a serial killer?"

Well, in fact, it was Ben Franklin who was being discussed.

Yet, I wonder, in a parallel universe,what kind of a serial killer would Bonnie Franklin be? What would be her ax to grind, as it were?

What would be her modus operandi?

by Anonymousreply 51May 20, 2019 7:44 PM

Her first victim, of course, was David. Because when she blurted out "Hold me David I'm scared!" he didn't.

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2012 7:33 PM

Before DL I didn't know:

Who she was

Why she was famous

Who David was

That she worked with Valerie Bertandernie

That her TV show in the 70s was popular

That a woman that ugly could survive as a working actress

That people still find her worthy of discussion

That she feuded with a bunch of other nobodies

She's not dead yet

She had a nasally voice and weird hairstyle during her prime

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2012 7:36 PM

[quote] That a woman that ugly could survive as a working actress

LOL!

That was the 70s, love.

by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2012 7:38 PM

everything you'll ever need, courtesy of imdb.com:

Began acting as a child.

She once said that because of her red hair and freckles, fans have a hard time believing that she is Jewish.

She won a Theatre World Award and a Tony Award nomination in 1970 for the Broadway musical, "Applause".

She attended Beverly Hills High School, whose famous alumni include Michael Lembeck, Angelina Jolie, Michael Klesic, Nicolas Cage, Corben Bernsen, Lenny Kravitz, David Schwimmer, Jonathan Silverman, and Richard Dreyfuss.

Best remembered by the public for her starring role as Ann Romano in One day at a Time (1975).

Her series "One Day at a Time" (1975) was canceled at the end of the ninth season, because of low ratings and Franklin decided to leave the show.

Was the understudy for Sandy Duncan in the 1968 off Broadway show "Your Own Thing". She was often mistaken for Duncan at the time.

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2012 7:41 PM

She hates to exercise...

But she loves to TAP!

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by Anonymousreply 5March 25, 2012 7:41 PM

I hate to exercise, but I love to kill and kill again.

by Anonymousreply 6March 25, 2012 7:49 PM

There are ten things to know about Bonnie Franklin? Hmmm...who knew?

by Anonymousreply 7March 25, 2012 7:50 PM

An Icon!

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by Anonymousreply 8March 25, 2012 7:51 PM

Never wore a bra on ODAAT.

by Anonymousreply 9March 25, 2012 7:55 PM

Dammit, victim! Dammit!

by Anonymousreply 10March 25, 2012 8:01 PM

I was very surprised to learn she won the U.S. Open in tennis back in '85. Beat Martina in the final, she did. I can't wait to spring that little nugget on my fellow commentators during my next telecast!

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by Anonymousreply 11March 25, 2012 8:07 PM

I can't imagine there being ten things I want to know about Bonnie Franklin.

by Anonymousreply 12March 25, 2012 8:07 PM

I feel sorry for the poor victim who dares address her as "Mrs." instead of "Ms."

by Anonymousreply 13March 25, 2012 8:09 PM

I was surprised to find out that genetic tests have offered conclusive evidence that Bonnie Franklin is a female.

by Anonymousreply 14March 25, 2012 8:12 PM

Ever the style icon, here's the Bonnster, channeling a Stevie Nicks/Renaissance Faire vibe...

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by Anonymousreply 15March 25, 2012 8:13 PM

Toni Tennille threatened to sue Miss Franklin over the rights to this hair.

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by Anonymousreply 16March 25, 2012 8:15 PM

She could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

by Anonymousreply 17March 25, 2012 8:20 PM

Bonnie Tyler, Bonnie Franklin!

by Anonymousreply 18March 25, 2012 8:34 PM

Don't even THINK about so much as touching my plant, motherfuckers!

by Anonymousreply 19March 25, 2012 8:41 PM

Was at a party with her. Talked to her and the whole time she insisted she wasn't Bopnie Franklin- "I am NOT Bonnie Franklin!!"

by Anonymousreply 20March 25, 2012 8:52 PM

She smelled like old, filthy pantyhose.

by Anonymousreply 21March 25, 2012 8:52 PM

tapping her troubles away at about 6:38 (actually, this is a pretty good number).

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by Anonymousreply 22March 25, 2012 8:54 PM

She and Barbara Hershey played two of Sally Field's high school friends on Gidget.

by Anonymousreply 23March 25, 2012 9:01 PM

Isn't it a little negligent for a woman of Bonnie's size to test the structural fidelity of ANY floor by tapping on it?

by Anonymousreply 24March 25, 2012 9:02 PM

She often talked about how much she hated LA and television and the only reason she was doing ODAAT was so she could get back to Broadway. Well, Broadway is still waiting, I guess the audiences weren't.

by Anonymousreply 25March 25, 2012 9:23 PM

OMG R22 that had me in tears. Ginger Rogers….sob…..

by Anonymousreply 26March 25, 2012 9:23 PM

Her serial killer m.o. was she slapped 18-22 year old women to death, then left them dead and bra-less alongside Indianapolis freeways.

by Anonymousreply 27March 25, 2012 9:27 PM

She had a facial expression I've never seen anyone else employ: chin tilted back, wincing, closed eyes.

by Anonymousreply 28March 25, 2012 9:31 PM

She's auditioning for the latest Broadway production of "The Tap Dance Kid".

She's about forty years too late.

Even what's-his-name, the only straight guy from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" says, "Bonnie, I hate to diss you, but I love to tap!"

I'm his publicist. I'm supposed to tell you he's straight.

Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 29March 28, 2012 9:34 PM

She was actually the one who raped Mackenzie Phillips.

by Anonymousreply 30March 28, 2012 9:40 PM

[quote]Her serial killer m.o. was she slapped 18-22 year old women to death, then left them dead and bra-less alongside Indianapolis freeways.

And there was the stickpins found jammed into the necks of the victims and the tell-tale cowl neck sweater fibers left at each and every scene of crime.

by Anonymousreply 31March 28, 2012 10:51 PM

Bonnie must've made a shit-ton of $$$ off of ODAAT because she hasn't worked a fucking day since 1984.

by Anonymousreply 32March 29, 2012 2:08 AM

She directed several episodes of the Munsters update, the one with John Schuck and Lee Meriwether.

by Anonymousreply 33March 29, 2012 2:15 AM

r32 she is a TV director now.

by Anonymousreply 34March 29, 2012 2:17 AM

Before her gender reassignment surgery, she was known as Bruce Feinstein.

by Anonymousreply 35March 29, 2012 12:26 PM

Remember the episode of ODAAT where Ann says: "What estate? Your bus pass and loofah sponge?"

by Anonymousreply 36February 25, 2015 5:08 PM

Bumping this thread because it is hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2018 1:58 PM

I need to point out that the Bonnie lookalike in R11 is Hana Mandlikova. lol

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2018 1:59 PM

Lol. Bonnie/Ann's bralessness in the 70s was appropriate.

Flatchested and natural was the style back then, though it may look ridiculous now.

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2018 2:00 PM

"Dammit Schneider!"

"Dammit Julie!"

'Dammit Barbara!"

This language seems mild to us, and it did to me also as a child in the 1970s. But some folks are offended by the word "damn."

Mr. Lear was a trailblazer, he was!

by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2018 2:02 PM

Why would anyone want to know ten things about Bonnie Franklin?!

by Anonymousreply 41September 16, 2018 2:06 PM

She used to leave baggies of blow on Mackenzie's make-up table.

by Anonymousreply 42September 16, 2018 2:11 PM

She turned down an offer to become a Mouseketeer on The Mickey Mouse Club

by Anonymousreply 43September 16, 2018 2:22 PM

Bonnie was the serial killer known to the public as “The Fascist in Pantyhose”. She strangled each of her victims using a pair of pantyhose she’d worn the day (the toxic odor helped to discombobulate her victims).

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by Anonymousreply 44September 16, 2018 2:36 PM

She invented post its.

by Anonymousreply 45May 18, 2019 7:46 PM

She was a bottle red head!

by Anonymousreply 46May 20, 2019 7:11 PM

She put the “broad” in Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 47May 20, 2019 7:13 PM

I saw her on a daytime show talking about her fear of talking on the phone.

by Anonymousreply 48May 20, 2019 7:18 PM

Her face is actually the fist of an elderly Spanish ventriloquist.

by Anonymousreply 49May 20, 2019 7:27 PM

She pretty much murdered the TONY awards that year she "hosted" from her orchestra seat.

by Anonymousreply 50May 20, 2019 7:29 PM

Schneider helped her get rid of the bodies in the building’s furnace.

by Anonymousreply 51May 20, 2019 7:44 PM
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