Craig Parker Nude In "Spartacus"

Wow.

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Nice penis. I'm not loving the shaved pubes, however.
I love his wikipedia page write up: Personal Life: He is Openly Gay. Not "he is gay", or even "openly gay", but "Openly Gay". Capitalized for emphasis.
Damn, he's sexy. Can I have him?
That pubic haircut proves he is gay.
Craig looks great, but the Spartacus gold standard is the late, great Andrew Whitfield:
http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spartacus.jpg
But Andy never did nude. He used a body double when he did his nude mask scene.
It looks to me as if Craig has muscled up a little since the first season. He looks great.
r4, everyone is shaven in the show.
It looks like Craig has a FUPA in that pic.
Shaved makes me feel more mainly
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TY OP gorgeous man, gorgeous cock!
So the cast is all gay?
He's circumcised? Is that correct for Spartacus?
Another.
http://gallery.superherofan.net/C/Craig-Parker/spartacus-vengeance2x09--01.jpg
Oh wait. Maybe he is uncut!
Need to take my contacts off and put on my glasses
What's a "Craig Parker"?
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The sure looks uncut to me.
[quote]That pubic haircut proves he is gay. No, it doesn't. Moron.
A large penis is always welcome.
Atia
If he's intact then it's authentic Sparticus; otherwise, cover up.
Here he is as Haldir in Lord of the Rings.
http://www.ageofthering.com/atthemovies/cast/craigparker.php
I just checked his Wikipedia page and there is nothing listed under Personal life.
Fat dick.
He needs to fuck me!
Wow, he still has cum gutters at 41. Impressive.
He is clearly cut as you can see from this clip. It's funny about his wiki page as it seems to have been recently edited. There is still a link to an afterelton page where it is claimed that he is gay, however. Videoclip courtesy Dreamcaps. NSFW obviously.
http://www.mediafire.com/?oc6f1s1l52hy1jf
Shouldn't makeup have fitted him with a prosthetic foreskin for authenticity?
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They can show dick on basic cable?
Starz isn't basic cable. It's a cheap knockoff of HBO.
Apparently so.
Is it warm in here or is it just me. I think I have been missing something. I need to see if I get Starz as part of my cable package.
the lack of pubes is a problem, but we do appreciate a fat one.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a little chubby?
Shut up r33! You're why they hate us.
The haircut on his head looks very modern to me, as if it were tapered around the edges with electric clippers. For a more period look, I would expect it to be a little less close at the nape and over the ears. And yes, the shaved pubes are a turn-off for me, too, but maybe that was standard practice for the period.
To avoid crabs, perhaps?
[quote]To avoid crabs, perhaps? To live in the 21 century, perhaps? Guys shave now, gramps!
r33, I wish I was as chubby as Craig Parker. Then I could totally pull off that tight fitted caftan with earrings and sandals (flip flops? how common!) look I saw the other day.
That is s circumcised penis with shaved pubes and balls, for that matter. It is a very nice penis and looks like it would be about 8"X6"hard. He must be very happy.
How can they show MUTILATED actors in a supposed Italian epic. It's beyond ridiculous!!!
He looks uncut. It just looks like he doesn't have a lot of foreskin.
What R1 said. Beuatiful man and body. Just don't like the shaved look.
I do hope that his character and his bitch of a wife (Viva Bianca) are back next season. They make the show for me. Dump Spartacus' girlfriend instead.
I was surprised at how extended his nude scene was. I wish there were other male nude scenes... the one-or-two-frame glimps of Crixis (who we've seen before more extended) wasn't enough. I want to see a room full of gladiators bathing naked and staning around naked, like we saw in season one!
Yesterday, CP's wiki page said he is "Openly Gay". Shorty thereafter it said nothing under his Personal Life. Now it just says he is gay. I wonder if the edits have anything to do with this thread?!
I'd rather see some of the guys from "Game of Thrones" naked. Like Jon Snow, Robb Stark, and Renly Baratheon!
Could grow to average meat (7 inches on the ruler) but the 'Naired' pubes are a total turn-off. Also, the fact that she is 100% woman is also a turn-off.
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I was hoping this thread was about Carl Parker the weather hottie.
Meh--I agree with R33. Miss Parker needs to spend a bit more time at the gym.
Well sweetie at r46, they aren't getting naked. Enjoy what you have.
R49, you suffer from a bizarre perceptional delusion.
Holy, what a cheesy fucking show.
What an exceptionally handome and talented man - in and out of his clothes.
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VIVA! BIANCA! seriously, is that her real name?
[quote]Holy, what a cheesy fucking show. It's "Spartacus", what were you expecting "Downton Abbey"? Although I'm sure Maggie Smith could probably wield a mean sword.
r55, Maggie Smith's tongue is sharper than any sword.
Played with him in Ft Lauderdale years ago. Semi cut, hot man, very sensual, versitile and insatiable. Wish I had been able to keep him.
Why do queens here work themselves into such a frenzy over such mundane, pedestrian bodies like this guy has?
R58, if you think that's mundane, you have some deep issues and problems with perception.
Spartacus is a great show, though I could do with much less violence. Can get all but the most current season on Netflix. We just finished the very last of it and have the disc sitting here, ready to return. Great storylines, lots of nudity both sexes. RIP Spartacus #1. Glad to know Legate Glaber returns - I thought he was quietly attractive, too. Also, it would not have made sense for someone of his station to be as fit as a gladiator, so his body is just right for the role. Maybe they kept their hair short during that time to cut down on the nits? The women were usually bald, allowing them to exchange wigs / hair color daily.
How come we've never seen the young hot guy who is part of the gay couple naked?? He's so adorable.
Damn, he's got some fine legs. Always did find him hot as fuck.
thanks for that clip, r26- now i know i need never to watch spartacus.
He should be uncut, not circumcised. Roman men were all uncut. What's the point of having such a blatant historic inaccuracy? Only uncut actors should be playing these parts.
I can just picture R64 with her pince-nez in one claw and her fan in the other.
To be fair, R64, Romans never spoke in English accents and said 'fuck' and 'cock', either.
r64, he is uncut.
No he is not.
who the fuck cares? they all should be speaking Latin anyway, fuckers.
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r68, he is. I have the clip in HD.
Then why does he look cut with no foreskin in the screencaps and video clip above?
r72, because as he moves, you get a better glimpse of it. He has a fat cock head. Foreskin comes in all sizes. You can totally see it. I'm wouldn't be surprised if he fluffed himself up a bit beforehand. They don't cut babies over there anyway.
R73, he was born in Fiji, not New Zealand, and while NZ has a low circ rate now, it used to have a high one.
Who gives a royal rat's ass if he is cut or not? Geez.......get the hell over it.
Exactly r75. What matters is that's one beautiful penis.
WTF is with the shaved pubes? Looks like poultry hanging there. Please let it end.
MARY!
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R76, it's just average
Craig is very attractive with a great body. I don't care if he is straight/gay/bisexual/asexual it's his business no one else's.
He is jew.
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I like Craig Parker even in Legend off the Seeker... But here in Spartacus i love him... i love his cock....
One thing about this thread at least raises a laff: eldergay yanks who can't tell a mutlated dick from a natural one. He's SURGICALLY ALTERED you dumb cunts!
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In the first picture he looks cut. In the second, he looks like he has a turtleneck going on.
[quote]In the first picture he looks cut. In the second, he looks like he has a turtleneck going on. Maybe his dick got stage fright.
Craig Parker's iPhone nude pic has leaked! God, if it's that big semi-hard, god on knows how big it gets when fully erect and pointing towards the moon!!!
http://www.eatbloganddie.com/post/31028525583/craig-parker-guyswithiphones
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I sincerely wish the people who refer to a cut cock as "mutilated" would die slowly in low-level grease fire.
He's definitely cut. Why do people continue to insist otherwise?
That's definitely him in that R86 link.
R86 Is it photoshopped?
Is he a stripper? Becaue he's got cash strapped to his arm in that pic at R86.
R14. Beautiful uncircumcised cock, and by the way, appropriately unmutilated for 'Spartacus.'
Wait - is that top post correct? Is he really a Jew?
He's a Jew and thankfully cut and clean.
Craig Parker is not Jewish. What is with the Jewish troll? Weird. Me thinks this is just the pro-circ troll at work.
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Really hot photo, but why the cash strapped to his bicep?
auditioning for Magic Mike?
Did he used to be a weatherman at the Weather Channel?
Did he used to be a whore?
Did he used to be hot?
He's got a great prick!
I want him in me deeply.
[quote]Really hot photo, but why the cash strapped to his bicep? Maybe he was going to the store and didn't want to carry a purse.
Something about that picture looks off. It looks fake.
LOL! R105
r106 = Craig Parker
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So just how many gays were in the LOR movies?
"Lord of the Rings" is the gayest film title of all time!
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ANY GOOD SPARTACUS INSIDER GOSSIP? If so please post here or start a new thread. Thanks luvs!
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Has he come out as gay or is there just speculation that he's gay?Whatever he is he sure seems to enjoy whipping it out...not that I mind.
He's gay and out. He must've been in HEAVEN during the length of this production.
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Just why are jews and arabs circumcised? The truth!
I don't watch this show. Who is the nude guy on the left? He's totally my type. Where can I find the video?
http://famouxposed.tumblr.com/post/21819627428