- i tell you everyting!
- Sam Elliot.
- Mark Valley, star of "Boston Legal", "Human Target", "Fringe" and now "Harry's Law"
- Why not title this thread "ugly guys"?
- OP Wins
R4 is stupid with no taste.
- Elias Koteas is such a real MAN. Whenever I see pictures of him or watch him move onscreen, I can almost TASTE the salty, hair-matted, testosterone-oozing sweat of his armpits and his heavily bulging crotch.
Whenever I think about the Male as a symbolic idea, and about what images, smells or tastes represent pure raw Masculinity in my mind's eye, I think about what it must be like to bury my face between Elias Koteas' thighs and inhale the warm musk of his taint. What it must be like to have him sit astride my face and grind his sweaty man-ass off my nose as I tenderly tongue-fuck his spread hole.
What do you think Elias Koteas smells like?
- Well, in that photo R6 he looks like he probably smells a bit like wee.
- A jaw doesn't get much more square than Grayson McCouch's.
- I am Philip Winchester's bitch.
Or I would be, if the position is open.
- Would love to drink Elias' hot manly piss, R7. Bet it has a heavy flow and is much more manly than your nasty Appletini piss.
- Only on the DL would someone think "I don't want to drink your piss" is a viable comeback.
- Patrick Warburton from the otherwise dreadful "Rules of Engagement." Sexiest voice on television, too.
- Elias and Grayson are sexy, though that is a dreadful photo of Elias at R6.
Of course, Ed Harris invented that shit. Look at him from "Sweet Dreams." I wanted to ride him like there was no tomorrow.
- Also, former soap actor Mark Derwin - now on that teen pregnancy show with that chick from the Descendants.
Daddy is HOT.
- And when Derwin left Guiding Light, this hot piece of ass, Rob Bogue, replaced him.
(Dressers who worked with him on shows/plays have said he is hung like a horse)
- Lucky Vanous looka like a man.
Unfortunately he had somewhat of a high-pitched voice which I think ruined his chances of breaking out in tv.
- Harrison in Blade Runner.
- Stanley Tucci, especially in his Levis commercial.
- Tucci has always been super sexy, though he's starting to look like his Prada character these days.
- Of course, Mike Rowe:
- Male model David Gandy oozes sexiness and manliness in a world of cardboard pretty boys and twinks.
- What the HELL are you people talking about, saying that photo of Elias Koteas at R6 is bad? It's fucking gorgeous, as he always is! Here's a hotter one of him for you queens. And yes, I certainly would drink his piss for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Ugh, this thread has me so horny now I have to pop one off, thanks guys!
- Another delicious pic of Elias Koteas. He owns this thread so hard, I wish he was blowing a salty Greek load all over my face right now.
- Koteas is a sexy daddy, no doubt about it.
But 6/10/22/24 and his deranged "I would drink his piss" talk is beyond revolting.
Take your meds, dear.
- He's absolutely a lousy performer, but Randy Blue's Jeremy Walker is one hell of a man. The chest hair, the muscles, the nose, omfg
- That Koteas is not "hot." He is mildly attractive. His bald head with the little tufts of hair is...unfortunate. He looks like somebody's dad. NOT a "daddy" but, literally, somebody's dad. Who sells insurance and has questionable hygiene.
- ". . .somebody's dad. Who sells insurance and has questionable hygiene."
He smella like a MAAAAAAAAN!
- What's so bad about wanting to drink Elias Koteas's piss? LOTS of people are into piss. There's something about a hot manly DILF type that always makes me want to do dirtier stuff with him than I would ever do with a pretty boy. When I think about Elias Koteas, I think about the abject. The wastes of the human body, shit, piss, sweat... it's all very natural and it's an unavoidable part of what gives him his masculine appeal. Let me ask you a Q: can you really imagine someone like Zac Efron or Taylor Lautner shitting, pissing or sweating? Of course not because they're airbrushed, manscaped, asexual Ken dolls; their assholes are probably sealed up! The guy-next-door earthiness of Elias Koteas makes me think about his natural, male bodily functions. It's very easy to picture him squatting over a toilet bowl, or unbuttoning his jeans to whip out his daddy dick and take a long steaming leak. Or simply coming home from work in the evenings with a layer of dried sweat on his crotch, taint and armpits. I see no reason not to integrate these very real, very natural aspects of his masculinity into my erotic fantasy life. I love the thought of kneeling before him, having him roll back his foreskin and make me suckle gently on his mushroom head, which is fat, purple, and carries an ever-so-slight whiff of fishy sweat. Do I have an emotionally distant father? You betcha! But this thread is about men who look and act like men, and these are the things I associate with male sexuality. Very hot Elias photo below.
- R27 is clueless, R28 knows what he speaks of. Koteas looks, acts, smells, shits, farts, pisses, breathes and FUCKS like a MAAAAAAAN. That's why he owns this thread.
- Rugby player James Haskell. He's practically a Cyclon.
- Jason Statham, for the win!
- [quote] His bald head with the little tufts of hair is...unfortunate.
that's hot to some of us, twinko
- Maybe that's a man to you, Mary OP, but all we see is a nelly, pouty-looking fruit!
- Another ex-soaper who's done a lot of theater work and was on The Sopranos…Matt Servitto.
This photo is older…he's even sexier balder as he is now. And he's got a deep sexy voice.
- men , I love ALL of them
- Mark Harmon, Tom Selleck, and Chris Meloni
- Adam Lambert.
- Tom Verica. Had such a thing for him.
- Another vote for Meloni.
- Tom Verica is HOT! who is this hunk?
- Joe Manganiello. Woof!
- Of course, this man owns this thread….
- Richard Burgi, no chest hair but sex on a stick.
- If only he was a mute...
- I present the manliest man:
- R45 Agreed, he's very sexy (and from all accounts huge hung)
- I guess Deklin proved you wrong, OP.
- R47, who is that guy?
- Recently retired rugby play Joe Worsley!
- R50, that is The Howie Long who did sports shit before starring in commercials with Terri Hatcher.
- Boxer/Rugby Player/My Future Husband Sonny Bill Williams!!
My poor hole aches just looking him...!
- Richard Armitage is so hot with a beard(of the facial variety)
- Why do so many of these guys look like serial killers?
- one person's serial killer, another's hot date!
- I'm drawing a blank on his name, but the guy who briefly dated Chelsea Handler who does the animal shows... or some kind of outdoor adventure shows. Him.
- David with an Italian name
- Dave Salmoni
- What is r58 talking about?
- Ross Ford
- Paul Johansson.
- Ewww, that Johansson guy has dog teeth.
- That's because he's a man, not an Osmond.
- So true R58. Unbefuckinglievably hot.
- Even by DL standards, R29 is a special kind of cuckoo.
- White House chef, Sam Kass.
- James O'Keefe (just kidding)
- R43 wins.
- bumpa bumpa bumpa
- R8, I've liked Grayson McCouch since He looka (relatively speaking) like a BOYYYYYYY ("Morgan Winthrop" on Another World).
- Oh, a thread to post pics of ugly people.