Hollywood Gossip Nobody Knows!!

Barbra Streisand's OCD condition disallows her to bring anything but correct change for the bus.

She will spend a few hours the night before her morning bus ride up the coast through Malibu searching for the correct amount of quarters, dimes and pennies for the bus.

All of the other passengers applaud her for her orderly and exacting behavior, which makes their rides easier as they cannot be late to work cleaning the homes of the super-wealthy.

Sir Ian McKellen always asks his bottoms if they've douched before he starts lubing them up.

Reese Witherspoon picks her nose and eats it.

A very good source told me that Claire Danes suffered a paper cut not long after running away with Billy Crudup.

When reading a good book, Emma Thompson likes to lick her finger when turning the page.

Often times, Oprah Winfrey will just go ahead and crunch right through that tootsie roll pop to get to the chocolate center.

Every now and then, Gwyneth Paltrow will don a pair of glasses and a dark wig, take the train to Queens, and have lunch at an out-of-the way McDonald's. She always gets a #4 with Sprite.

Sometimes Dame Maggie Smith isn't sure if she has locked the door and she has to go and check it.

Dame Judi Dench likes to sit on her couch every once in a while.

Sir Ian McKellen has a fridge in his kitchen.

Jeniffer Love Hewitt loves the smell of freshly delivered TV and movie scripts in the morning.

R1, Barbra gets on buses? You can do better than that.

In yet another act of defiance, Sean Penn will wipe back to front.

Tom Cruise performs a little Scientology ritual before every interview. He is given (contracted) a private space to do this in.

On another note, Sean Young likes to enjoy a drink now and then.

When she's feeling a bit naughty, Glenn Close will engage in a little role play with her husband. As soon as he hears the words, "Oh Charles, what would Diana say if she were to find out about our clandestine affair?" it's go time!!!

Jennifer Aniston reads DL to steal ideas for film scripts.

Sandra Bullock has been known to rifle through the day-old bread bin at Ralph's for the perfect, yet cheap, package of kaiser rolls.

Brad Pitt never hangs up a new roll of toilet paper. He just sets it on the counter. This really gets Angie's goat.

OP will sometimes hit the glass pipe on payday before posting while his mother bangs on his basement door.....SHRIEKING.

Ricky Martin has crabgrass in his backyard.

Harvey Weinstein hates it when tax season rolls around!

R17 knows this from experience.

Florence Henderson has gigantic overdue book fines at her local public library.

Helen Hunt has...oh, who cares?

Kim Kardashian speaks four languages, but she cannot say "no" in any of them.

Dumbest. Thread. Ever.

Oprah refuses to flush because she enjoys her own stench so much.

George Lucas' young blonde date dropped a cup of ice in the elevator.

Clooney can often be overheard whispering "let's not and say we did" with a cocked head and slight smile as he sits poolside, next to a women.

Vanessa Redgrave smokes filtered cigs in public and unfiltered cigs at home.

'Eddie' from Frasier had heart worms.

Because it occasionaly hits notes she can only dream of, Madonna is envious of her own flatulence.

Matt LeBlanc hasn't found his spirit animal yet.

r23 = Rosie, preening for attention.

Viola Davis has a white maid.

Glenn Close has one of those inflatable life-size dolls. Each time Meryl Streep has a new movie released, Glenn dresses up the doll like Meryl's latest role and beats it senseless.

They are all gay, even the ugly ones.

Ham and swiss on rye reminds Patrick Duffy of his childhood.

That look of surprise Taylor Swift makes when people who pay to see her in concert applaud for her, or when she wins an award?

That's her O-face.

Marcia Cross likes a little sharp cheddar on her Ritz crackers.

Bruce Willis still wears pajamas with feet in them.

90& of the animals rights celebrities don't actually care about animals.

I am crying with laughter at this thread. Keep up the good work!

There's a family of rats living in Anthony Bourdain's attic.

90& = 90%

Sean Young chases her whiskey with vodka.

Steven Spielberg drops the soap on purpose.

Hillary Clinton occasionally likes to rub one out to pictures of actual battle axes.

Ty Penningnton uses his bullhorn during sex. Neighbors are not happy whne he announces, "Taaaaaviiiiiis Faaaaaamiiilyyyyy! I'm coooooooooomiiiiiiiiiing! Fuck! I'm comiiiiiiiing!"

A fish in Fran Drescher's aquarium is purposely not eating because it can't bare to listen to her any more.

Cynthia McFadden misplaced her keys yesterday.

Three words to describe Morgan Freeman's bed sheets: caked in skidmarks.

Richard Dean Anderson accidentally walked into a spider web.

Michael J. Fox's golden retriever is embarrassed by Michael's Parkinson's Disease.

Paris Hilton was named from that small town in Texas.

2 Girls and a cup STILL shit where they eat?

Steve Jobs was served a meat burrito and spit it out.

Colin Firth almost never uses his turn signals.

Judy Dench always does -- even though she can't really see where she's going.

Oh fuck off r53! A lot of us still do that.

Dave Grohl always has Cheeze-Its on hand.

Teri Hatcher farts in elevators.

The toenail clippers don't get much use in Jessica Alba's abode.

Heidi Klum is beaten daily.

Ian Holm likes to stick things into the plug outlets.

Jake Gylenhaal's semen has a slight sour taste to it.

Every six months, Matt Damon sneaks a peak at his own butt just to remind himself what all the fuss is about.

Portia De Rossi has a secret habit - she loves to roll coins. You can often see her standing outside the 7-11 at Hollywood and Vine offering to exchange a $1 bill for any change above 65 cents. Then she runs home to count and roll. Ellen DeGeneres is reported to be deeply worried.

Harvey Weinstein literally eats Oscars.

Milla Jovovich stills owns a gameboy.

What is all the fuss about, R63?

Rosie O'Donnell was approached with the role of King Kong for Peter Jackson's remake.

Nicole Kidman talks to a loaf of bread.

Jackie Chan's toilet is designed to look like a giant can of coke.

Eddie Murphy prefers MAC over Fashion Flair.

Parkey Posey ***HID*** when the Mormons came over today!

Candace Bergen enjoys Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup but only puts 3/4 of a can of water in it because she feels the suggested full can of water makes the soup less tasty.

David Bowie gets ticked off when Iman forgets to pick up his suits at the dry cleaners.

Angelina Jolie will sometimes use paper towel instead of a napkin. She just doesn't give a fuck.

David Bowie still drops the soap.

Helen Mirren has a vicious habit of making prank or obscene phone calls. She once called the Queen's butler quite by accident and asked him if he had Prince Albert in a can.

Brad Pitt leaves the water running when he brushes his teeth...despite having specifically told each member of his brood not to do this.

Nicole Kidman keeps her bread in the fridge. It stays fresher that way.

Toni Collette makes a ton of "down under" jokes. Some aren't half bad.

**BREAKING NEWS!!**

Known "bossy bottom" Zac Efron prefers a "moist mussy", and only Kandoos after number twos!!

Sometimes, after doing laundry, Meryl Streep closes her washer and says: "Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

Brenda Dickson has a huge vagine.

Nicole Kidman's loaf of bread goes by the name 'Thomas'.

Anjelica Huston has a large stack of unread New Yorkers in her living room.

Overhead on set: "Martin Lawrence has some notes."

Matt Damon has spent the last decade writing the sequel to Good Will Hunting. Hasn't finished the treatment.

R82 I hear she also likes to give dogs a weave.

lol R85

ALF was a bossy bottom.

The only pet from Whitney Houston's house that got to go outside was the ubiquitous turtle head she always took with her.

Jennifer Aniston truly believes in the human ability to set a natural alarm and control sleep duration. She sets her iPhone just in case though.

Gary Oldman loves to stare outside the window.

Clay Aiken's biological clock is ticking...and he knows it.

So what if Jonah Hill has only seen the God Father part 3, it was the good one.

There's a package of high quality smoked gouda being sent to Cydney Bernard's house as we speak!

LOL R94. He has the least 'star power' of anyone mentioned in here. What an obnoxious turd that was forced on us.

Yeah, I turned down a few roles today. No big.

Linda Evangelista once put Preparation H in Naomi's eye cream jar. Bitch looked Japanese for a week.

lol at this thread

James Cromwell was porking Babe.

Angelina Jolie occasionally thinks that if jFK, Jr was still alive that they would be a good couple.

Benicio Del Toro takes every role he is offered. He has had the same Motorola cell since 1991 (signed a 20 year contract - was a good deal at the time) that now only gets reception once a year.

After reading a letter from a Malawi infant pleading, "Please sir, pick me this time?"

I can confirm Ricky Martin is now pregnant, again!

It's chili and cornbread night at Tiffani Amber Thiessen's house!

Zac Efron considers himself "sort of preppy."

I saw Christina Ricci stare intently at a straight razor once.

Stanley Tucci wishes he had a goddamned tennis court in his backyard.

Francis Ford Coppola is a bear.

Rooney Mara thinks that her complete lack of earlobes is 'endearing'.

Bea Arthur never did find a condom that was long enough and not too tight at the shaft.

Molly Ringwald's pomeranian had seven teeth removed and now will only eat Fancy Feast.

Each evening after dinner, Olivia de Havilland kicks back with a glass of wine and watches Cam4.

Patti Deutsch will sometimes sign autographs as Patti Douche when she's pissed off. Same with Patty Duke when she's particularly manic.

Julianne Moore seriously worships Todd Rundgren.

W.H. Macy loves the feel of cold tile against his cheeks.

He's been asked to leave the Home Depot twice.

Cameron Diaz eats fancy mixed nuts for dinner.

[quote]Jeniffer Love Hewitt loves the smell of freshly delivered TV and movie scripts in the morning.

But sadly that seems to be happening less and less these days.

Lindsay Lohan likes the lemon flavored Starbursts.

Kim Basinger moans while rocking back and forth when she is feeling sad or anxious.

Pat Morita frequently hides in Griffith Park and pretends he doesn't know WWII is over.

Sometimes when she's down and blue, Pia Zadora goes to Bed, Bath & Beyond and puts on impromptu cooking demonstrations. What that woman can do with an Oster food processor--well, you just have to taste it to believe!

Don Rickles throws feces back at his capuchin moneky.

Clint Eastwood has a habit of going to the Gap in downtown Carnel, picking through each item's care tag, and then bellowing, "Don't you cary ANYTHING made in America?"

He then quickly calls in a complaint to corporate via his iPhone.

Caroline Kennedy likes to tell Jew jokes.

Jasmine Guy's house has been on the market four years - no takers.

Jim Belushi once made someone laugh.

Woody Allen likes to tell Jew jokes!

Todd Rundgren's son, Rebop, is an awesome baseball player.

Jasmine Guy's been on the market four years - no takers.

R125 and R129 Clearly, Jasmine hasn't been using this as advertising. That house would be sold and her coochie filled in minutes.

Carol Burnett wipes back to front.

Michael Douglas called Tia Carrere 'Mommy' by mistake once.

Carson Kressley doesn't walk, he floats.

Tim Gunn and Nina Garcia are the best of friends. They can be found, at least one time per month, at Nina's tasteful apartrment, with Tim helping Nina repair her split ends and over-processed hair by applying an Alberto VO5 hot oil treatment.

Courtney Love destroyed all of the evidence, but she's still paranoid as hell. PS: she puts blood into her bloody marys.

Ted Danson prefers red onion in his potato salad.

Avril Lavigne has a swastika tattooed high up on her inner thigh.

Heather Locklear doesn't clean up after flossing. There are tiny bits of organic produce all over her bathroom mirror.

Glenn Close forgets to floss after every meal.

R136, red onion is underrated.

Toonces is now flying helicopters.

Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos.

[quote]Glenn Close forgets to floss after every meal.

That's because Meryl steals Glenn's floss when she visits Glenn at her house.

[quote]Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos.

Brad designed two of his children out of Legos.

Sean Young is selling her high horse.

"Brad Pitt likes to design Brutalist buildings out of Legos."

Don't call his biological children Brutalist. We know they're homely, but brutally ugly is another matter entirely. It wounds (like Zahara's stares).

OJ Simpson will be the next president.

Kate Hepburn could crack walnuts with her thighs.

R146, all four of them(I think it's four) is fug.

This thread is unfunny.

Carny Wilson's house smells like corn chips.

Michael Douglas once called Maria Conchita Alonso "Mommy".

Catherine Zeta Jones only hires white maids.

Cameron Diaz is currently thinking of a new PR campaign where she just admits to the work she had done. Also thinking of ditching publicist and doing all PR work "in house." Thinks in house means something it doesn't. Too much thinking.

I personally know Chelsea Handler's therapist and he just explained in her last session that what she is going through is an existential crisis. She seriously replied "No!" And insisted she never has had an "extra-sensual" crisis and would know if one came up.

Woody Allen has 4 identical left handed gloves in a dresser drawer in his bedroom.

Every winter he buys a new pair of the same leather gloves, but always loses a right handed one when running errands.

Victoria Jackson's agent suffers from narcolepsy.

Everyone covers for him and for that we are grateful.

taylor swift likes to steal food from parties.(she hides the contents in her bra)

Ari Emanuel conked his head on the tanning bed door this morning.

Kathy Bates has a bad habit of leaving her medicine cabinet doors open. There's not really anything to terrible in there, thought the cap to the toothpaste is off again.

When Betty Buckley bought her African Grey Parrot, her friend bought a Blue Crowned Conure at the same pet store at the same time. African Greys are renowned for their speaking ability; Blue Crowns, not so much. Nevertheless, Betty's parrot never learned to speak, while her friend's parrot talks up a storm. The very competitive Buckley is quite miffed about this.

George Chakiris re-creates his West Side Story moves to keep in shape.

Sophia Loren cuts really big farts.

Rita Moreno once did NOT tell someone that she has won the Oscar, Tony, Grammy and Emmy.

Maximilian Schell cuts the crust off his bread.

Ed Harris and Amy Madigan have a sex swing in their bedroom.

Tom Hanks suspects his maid of pilfering change from his coin jar.

Reese Witherspoon heats when people say, "I could care less."

Daphne Zuniga cannot touch corduroy or velvet.

Mario Lopez makes a mean ambrosia salad.

Gene Hackman always smells like maple.

Robert Downey Jr. can't get over his addiction...to Famous Amos cookies.

That big fat woman from Operacion Repo always takes a penny yet never leaves a penny.

Alex Haley was adopted.

She will never admit it, but Dakota Fanning [bold]loves[/bold] "Little Miss Sunshine", and watches it once a month. Sometimes twice.

Tony Curtis was always envious of his daughter's cock.

Julie Chen always overcooks the rice.

Emily Deschanel keeps her front porch light on all night!

Gwyneth Paltrow programmed her iPhone to add the signature "Namaste" to the end of every message she sends.

Michael Douglas still wonders,is it a manwich or is it a meal?

Michael Douglas still can't work the DVR. Mutters "damn commercials" when watching a network show.

Josh Brolin throws a mean left hook.

Susan Sarandon still holds a special love for Bazooka bubblegum

Woody Harrelson gets steamed when he sees people bring more than ten items through the ten items or less line.

Tina Fey has a couple of books on the night table beside her bed!

When Lance Armstrong takes his shoes off, he likes to rub between his toes and then smell his fingers.

Dame Maggie Smith relaxes by smoking weed and watching a marathon of Beavis and Butthead.

When Garry Shandling goes to the beach, he forgets the sunblock on purpose just to get a better tan.

My pussy stinks

Bump

Omar Sharif occasionally loses at bridge.

Matt Damon sometimes goes two or three days without working out.

Don Cheadle was once overdrawn at the bank when he was young and starting out.

Ryan Kwanten had a teenage crush on Joan Armatrading.

Gabourey Sidibe sometimes go over her data allowance on her i-phone package.

On weekend trips Laura Linney has been known to slightly overpack.

Danny DeVito thinks carnations are tacky.

Mark Ruffalo likes to wear turtlenecks on occasion.

Wow .....an insane amount of saturation fluff postings on this thread. There must be some biting comments.

James Vander Beek used to trick, that is how he met his TV people. He was not the only male actor who tricked, on he set of Rules of Attraction.

Liza Minnelli got her drive from her mother. But though she rarely mentions it, she got her dreams from her father.

Katie Holmes doesn't like the housekeeper to use fabric softener on her clothes. Tommy does, so they have do multiple loads just for the two of them.

Suri doesn't care either way

Sarah Paulson gives Cherry Jones a sponge-bath most every Tuesday evening.

Colin Firth loves to smell his own farts. He cannot tolerate the smell from others, however.

Helen Mirren once choked on a Hot Pocket.

Miss Hepburn finally quit hitting on me when I let my sideburns grow out and told her I was Spencer Tracy.

Papa was a rodeo, Mama was a rock and roll band.

Bill Holden just wouldn't shut up that night.

Walter Brennan liked his creme brulee extra dark, in a dog dish.

Teresa Giudice has ugly kids.

John Wesley Shipp deletes all his cookies.

Hugh Jackman hates when the different foods on his plate touch, he won't eat that part.

[quote]Teresa Giudice has ugly kids.

Did she construct hers out of Legos too?

On the set of Downton Abbey, Maggie Smith will often say "Meh." because she knows how much it annoys Elizabeth McGovern.

James Van Der Beek has memorized Sleepless in Seattle word for word. He used to fall asleep at night watching the movie as well as reading the script while shooting Dawsons Creek.

Cher still has the lucky penny her best friend gave her in sixth grade. She keeps it in her left shoe during concerts.

Josh Duhamel's penis is chronically chafed and he carries around neosporin that he applies after urinating.

Irene Cara has a hangnail--but she's going to tough it out and just put a bandage on it until she can find time to remove it.

Juliane Moore, seriously

A mix-up at the laundry resulted in Jon Hamm wearing two different black socks this veening. You can only tell if you look closely that they're a mismatched set. . .but they are indeed mismatched. Oh, the scandal!

Jon Hamm is not a fan of veening.

Taylor Lautner deletes his browsing history.

r207 - from chronic masturbation or what?

Meryl Streep was once in such a hurry that she pushed the button to close the elevator doors right away when in that very moment Glenn Close arrived and tried to get on the same elevator, but the doors slammed shut right in front of her.

Now you know.

A cricket fell down in Joss Whedon's yard.

Brad Pitt was just chilling out, clicking around on Wikipedia one day when he got to the architecture page...the rest is history.

James Franco feels superior to Celine Dion, but he struggles to understand why.

David Letterman cheats at cribbage

Melissa Sue Anderson gave Victor French a blowjob.

Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt refer to themselves in the third person when talking to their children and staff.

Julia Roberts is the proud owner of a complete set of "Funk and Wagner" encyclopedias.

The "cast" of the Jersey Shore has, collectively, read 3 books. Ever.

When Chuck Connors' cat climbed on the bed before dawn, the star would laugh and give her a kiss.

Ryan Phillipe hates when he can't find a pencil sharpener.

Julia has issues with what R221 posted.

Reese Witherspoon took all the mechanical pencils when she left Ryan.

Gwyneth Palthrow's favorite pastime is popping zits off Chris Martin's back.

The late Roddy McDowall kept his salad forks in a separate kitchen drawer from his regular forks, just so no one would ever mix them up.

On a similar note, the original cause of the distance between William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy was that Nimoy kept four separate sets of plates and silverware (the regular "meat" and "dairy" sets, of course, plus a separate Passover set for each) and Shatner said that was "silly". It took Nimoy years to forgive him.

Vanessa Hudgens subscribes to The New York Times because she LOVES doing the Duo-Crostic puzzles in the Sunday edition. When the 2nd puzzle on a Sunday is a Diagramless rather than a Duo-Crostic, she sulks until at least Tuesday.

Every summer, Quentin Tarantino has to fight off his addiction to the "Big Brother" 24/7 Live Feeds. During the filming of "Inglourious Basterds", he drove Brad Pitt batshit by constantly spoiling the results of the Veto Competitions (and the endurance HoHs) rather than waiting until the aired episode to discuss it.

Kieran Culkin dumped Emma Stone because whenever they would go out together, she would insist on driving around until they found a parking meter with time on it.

It's not that he felt she was being cheap or wasting time; Kieran considers that to be a form of stealing and eventually, he just couldn't take it any more.

Christopher Guest punches a pregnant woman whenever someone asks him if Jamie Lee Curtis has a bigger dick than him.

Ice-T's day is not complete until he motorboats his wife's huge tits.

Someone tripped on the sidewalk outside of a D-lister's house. Also, the house needs to be repainted.

R228, I am so sick of that old lie being told over and over again that I have F&Fd you and beg others to do the same. This shit has gone on long enough, and the fact that you chose the 74th anniversary month of the release of his "Yellow Sands" to deliver your poison post leads me to think it is no accident that you just had to defile the memory of this great man for reasons known only to your and your vicious cabal.

Everyone knows it was Sal Mineo who started that rumor, for reasons I shall not share, except to say that Mineo demanded an impossibility, became rude, Roddy whipped him out of the house with just enough length of the object in question to drive Mineo into a fury, and the rumor was born. The truth of Mineo's death will some day be told, but not by me.

So I shall once again set the record straight. As his friends know, and as one of them told a good friend of mine, Roddy never kept salad forks in his kitchen cabinets. He fully adopted the L.A. tradition that everyday ware required no stainless steel salad forks, and always used a separate dinner-sized fork when serving salads at casual dinners. Roddy was not pretentious, and he thought steel salad forks were vulgar, which they still are. Crab forks, dessert forks, fondue forks, even ice cream forks are fine in whatever medium. Stainless steel salad forks are an affectation, and stainless steel is what one keeps in one's kitchen cabinets.

He kept his salad forks - from his 1882 German Zaftigger-Holtseiner set, his 1926 Picadilly Whimsy set, and his French Dulle-Moderne set - where they belonged. Tucked and sealed securely in his silver safe. His famous Charles II silver service of course had no salad forks, since they were not invented yet, but I'm sure R228 would have you believe that our beloved Roddy was picking his teeth with a Louis III salad fork plucked from the shelf next to the garbage disposal.

These threads make me so mad!!!!

Oprah goes to the bathroom standing in the shower because she hates the way her hip-hams feel on the cold floor when they flop down there on either side of the commode when she sits down. She has tried carpet, but she kept getting rug rash on her overhangs. She also has tried a heated floor, but the smell just made her hungry.

Gayle suggested hiring 2-4 large women to prop up her hefty saddlebags when had to use the ladies', but Oprah is a very private person. So she just dukes and spritzes in the shower and if anything if left when she gets out it's just part of the maid's job. But I've heard the Korean girl who comes in to do her pedicures is bitching up a storm over what she is having to dig out of those nails.

Jennifer Aniston does not like turkey sandwiches, but no one will ever know that.

Karl Rove keeps children in cages. He eats them when they are fat enough but some of them realize he can't see very well. He ask them to stick out their finger so he can see how fat they are getting...the wise ones, stick out a chicken bone.

Kristen Chenowith loves old fashioned playgrounds. The teeter totter, horse swings AND the baby swings are her favorite playground equipment. If she hops onto one of the baby swings and she's alone, she'll ask whoever is close by to "swing me"

She also enjoys playing tag on the monkey bars with the other kids. Naturally, she loves climbing up and sliding down metal sliding boards too as long as they aren't too hot from the sun or if they don't have any muddy skid marks on them.

Jim Carey bites his toenails.

JENNIFER Lopez changes her panty's every Saturday whether she needs to or not

Paula Abdul wears Depends.

Nippy was nappy before she took her bubble-sap nappy in the crappy after her nippy, when her ticky went flippy.

Here's some gossip about lots of people from various first hand accounts, most of it is mundane but the Josh Brolin stuff confirms other things we've heard:

Ssshhh. Oprah doesn't like red meat. Keep it quiet.

When there is no choice, Academy Award nominated actress Jessica Chastain will take a Tylenol for a headache, but she prefers Advil.

Catherine Zeta Jones had a love/hate relationship with bread. She knows it's bad for her figure but sometimes makes herself cheese and pickle tiger cobs when Michael and kids are out of the house.

Meryl Streep watched The Godfather Part II on DVD. She cried when Fredo was killed.

HOT DISH FROM TINSELTOWN ...

Bern'Nadette Stanis has a secret addiction that even her "Good Times" costars don't know about: stationery! "I know it's silly," explains the statuesque beauty, "but every time I see a package of pretty note cards I have to buy it! I probably have a hundred of them! Who can use that many note cards? I end up giving them out as Christmas gifts, and yet I just can't stop!"

Songbird Toni Tennille has a confession. "I can't stand asparagus," she says. "And it's Daryl's favorite vegetable! I buy and cook it for him, but can only eat a small portion myself."

She's known for her red glasses, but good luck catching Sally Jessy Raphael wearing them off camera! "I prefer contact lenses," the bubbly talk show host exclaims, "but the red glasses have become my signature. Still, if I go out to a restaurant, I never wear them. People just don't seem to recognize me without my red 'specs' and I get to eat a meal in peace!"

Mr. Ed is still alive and living in Jim Nabors back yard. He can no longer have sugar cubes however because he has the diabetes.

Aaron Sorkin thinks the original Lincoln-Douglas debates would have made good television.

Susan Lucci puts fresh fruit in her Activa so she gets her daily recommended amount.

Terri Hatcher sometimes crank calls Nicolette Sheridan at 3 in the morning.

Lisa Rinna has to wear Depends.

Sally Fields spends 12,000 smackeroos annually on manicures. Earlier in the week she was spotted outside of Chieko, a posh nail salon in Simi Valley sporting medium length talons with beach balls painted on each one. She was overheard to have commented, " I'm feeling Gidgety this week."

Laurence Fishburne enjoys grocery shopping but tends to absentmindedly overstock his home with laundry detergent, sugar, and trash bags.

Wally Cox was exhumed recently by court order to retrieve a ring Peter Marshall said he failed to return to him.

Rupert Everett once had to flush a hotel toilet twice to dispose of a condom.

Madonna eats her own scabs when no one is looking. It's some Kabbalah superstition which she believes will make her age slower. And she makes Lourdes eat out of a dog dish when they are at home.

oh r253. Wow.

Get help. Big fat FAIL. Not funny.

At all.

Funnygal/[italic]Celebrity Apprentice[/italic] taskmistress Lisa Lampanelli, a former copyeditor, was recently heard to express mild disgruntlement that for the 16th edition of [italic]The Chicago Manual of Style,[/italic] the second element of a hyphenated compound in a title or headline is now capitalized.

MORE HOT DISH FROM TINSELTOWN ...

"Gimme a Break!" cutie Lauri Hendler is known for being a brainy gal in real life - but don't tell that to Lauri! "It seems like I'm always doing something silly," Lauri confided to a pal recently. "Last night I was making spaghetti sauce and I reached for the green can of parmesan cheese... only to find too late I had just topped my delicious spaghetti with Comet cleanser!" Oh, Lauri!

"Dynasty" beauty Kathleen Beller has an unusual collection: hippos! Yes, the curly-haired beauty has hippopotamus statues of all descriptions all over her house. "It started as a joke between me and an old boyfriend," Kathleen confided to a pal recently. "But now everyone knows - and I get new hippos for every birthday and Christmas!" Oh, Kathleen!

Beloved game show host Wink Martindale is known for being tidy - maybe a bit too tidy! "I was at the bank," Wink confided to a pal recently, "and the teller gave me some old $10 bills. I just couldn't help myself... I asked her if she had any new $10 bills, because I'd just gotten a new wallet and didn't want to put worn-out old currency in it!" Oh, Wink!

I have it on good authority that Angelina proposed to Brad. She hid the ring in a Carls Jr burger. They were all sitting in the living room watching tv and eating dinner when Brad bit into the burger and well, almost broke a tooth. Brad had a look of fear on his face but the kids were jumping and screaming with excitement so he said 'yes'.

I heard that Alicia Silverstone feeds baby by regurgitating into his mouth.

Tony Orlando never farts.

Anna Romney is a cunt.

Star Jones gets moist everytime she passes a Jack in the Box.

Bump!

Willem Dafoe skims TMZ's homepage every morning.

Martin Lawrence can be overheard in conversation with a PA insisting that the script's poop jokes "need to be more tasteful" and to "get that done for me now."

So Taylor is fucking Lily Collins and Patrick is pounding Ashley Stewart. I don't see where the gay angle comes in.

If it's gossip nobody knows. . .

Mark Ruffalo gets really annoyed when people mistake him for Vincent D'Onofrio.

Michelle Williams cuts the corn kernels off her cob so they don't get stuck in her teeth.

Betty White is occasionally constipated. And every so often her toilet paper fails her, resulting in her nickname "shit fingers."

Nancy Reagan finds it sadly ironic,now that's she's toothless,that nobody wants a blowjob.

[quote]If it's gossip nobody knows. . .

You think anybody comes to DL anymore? The title stays!

Nic Cage is plotting a comeback.

Jamie Dean dresses like his mom and trolls for old men at airport bars.

Shamu is uncut.

The MGM Lion is a total top.

Marge Simpson dyes her hair.

Nancy and Ronnie Reagan would do a "69 Rim" job on each other's asses

Lupe Velez purportedly claimed that Gary Cooper “has the biggest organ in Hollywood but not the ass to push it in well.”

Cooper started an affair with Velez and soon wanted to marry her, but Cooper’s mom (recall, she was right there in L.A.) thought her too “vulgar” and “tasteless.” We might attribute her verdict to good ol’ fashioned racism, but Lupe was a bit of a hot mess. Or at least that’s how the press chose to portray her, most likely in keeping with her onscreen image as a fiery Latina. She loved acting “low-class,” and threw parties with cock fights and “stag films,” a.k.a. thinly veiled porn. She got in fights, especially over men, and was prone to extreme jealousy. To wit: angry over Cooper’s close friendship with Anderson Lawler, known, in the time’s parlance, as a “swisher,” or flamboyant homosexual, Velez supposedly “unzipped Cooper’s fly at a social gathering and started sniffing his crotch, claiming to smell Lawler’s cologne.”

Sometimes, when walking down the stairs, Linda Evans likes to re-create her famous “pause-look-at-the-camera-sigh” from the opening credits of [italic]Dynasty[/italic].

I wish nude photos of Gary Cooper would turn up one day. By all accounts, he was extremely well hung.

Tom Wopat always takes early flights, jokes with the curbside check-in attendants that he's still sleepy, and tips 50¢ per bag.

Then he beelines for a mensroom, drops trou' in a stall, writes something nasty on a square of tissue, drops it on the floor, and waits.

If anybody takes the bait, TW will move around to the adjacent stall and suck it while humming the opening bars of "Dixie" through his nose.

Joe Manganiello drinks red Gatorade at the gym.

Anne Hathaway is an extreme couponer.

Revival bump

John Travolta is buying a WeHo gym that was once a gay bath house.

Sarah Silverman is a heroin addict.

Jessica Lange's irritability goes up and down even more now that she is in a Baby Jane lady lover relationship with Sarah Paulson. Although the too often laugh for press, their primary habits are fighting and drinking.

Mira Sorvino has a drawer full of all her old notebooks from school. She knows it's weird but can't bear to part with them.

Phoebe Cates left her iPhone in a cab the other day.

Lily Tomlin got up and had a thought but by the end of the hall, it was gone.

John Travolta plans to add a second steam room to the WeHo gym he's buying.

Academy award winner Lee Grant has kept a steady supply of Brach's Kentucky mints in a cut glass candy dish with a pointy lid purchased in 1965 on her coffee table as a remembrance of the day she was offered In the Heat of the Night.

Fannie Flagg always carries a glow in the dark Frisbee in her purse. She claims a game of frisbee is fantastic for the mind, body, and spirit and prefers to play on slightly hilly meadows with her standard poodles or fellow enthusiasts Jamie Farr and Jill St. John. She chuckled and said, "We like to show off and see who can do the most hand behind our back catches."

Eh?

Leonardo DiCaprio has been in a romantic relationship with rapper Q-Tip for many years. Only problem is that Q-Tip and Leo's trusted bodyguard Reza absolutely hate each other. They even got into a fist fight earlier this year at an awards show after party and abruptly left because of it.

These all sound like they were written by the same witless person who doesn't understand and can't write comedy.

Karen Black often ate Count Chockula for dinner.

Wait a minute...I thought Leo had been fucking Lukas Haas for years. Someone needs to make up their mind.

Fuck off, R295.

Zac Efron's bff is getting him several sets of nipple suction cups for his birthday next week.

Steve Jobs is haunting his first baby mama, and is disturbing her roommates.

Joe Jonas came out to his father. It didn't go well.

Michael Learned will occasionally smoke a bowl and then binge-watch old episodes of "White Shadow" while munching on ranch Corn Nuts.

What's the story on Dean Cain renting a cabin in the San Gabriel Mountains with Tony Danza?

Cheyenne Jackson prefers an open relationship.

Elle Fanning pokes holes in big sister Dakota's pool floats with tiny sewing needles. She's done this for years and no one's discovered her involvement.

I don't think Jennifer Garner and Ben Afflick have a stable marriage but she continues to have child after child, in the hope that he will stay with her. Is she another Kelly Preston?

What exactly do we know about Dean Cain...he was married with children at one time.

Tyne Daly has been addicted to Afrin nasal spray since 1980.

Joaquin Phoenix mows his lawn in a crisscross pattern every three days whether it needs mowing or not.

Janet Jackson likes to secretly eat Ding-Dongs under her burka. She did not realize the extent of marrying into the Arab world and the role of the woman.

Ronald Coleman likes to disinfect his toenail clippers in an autoclave.

At more than one industry party in the Hollywood Hills, avid farter Shirley MacLaine has been known to hold entire rooms captive while she farts out "America' from West Side Story.

[R311] And that's why George Chakiris never had a chance at an A-list career.

"Free to wait tables and shine shoes" became Shirley's catchphrase.

Didn't Shirley slap around Sasha? She has crazy diva dancer anger. Richard Gere likes to wear comfortable lacy bras at night and do macrame while watching Murder She Wrote reruns.

Don't mention Joe Simpson to Nick Lachey. He doesn't like to remember the night his father-in-law gave him too much alcohol in some fruity drinks.

I've never seen any Murder She Wrote reruns...I call bullshit.

Franklin Pangborn's neighbor's son's best friend's brother-in-law's co-worker's sister's boyfriend's high-school wrestling partner's father's aunt's lawn guy's mother's favorite bank teller's au pair once walked into a 7-11 and they were out of Coke Slurpees.

Sissy Spacek enjoys tucking whoopee cushions under unsuspecting peoples seats.

Just the sight of a thimble sized souffle cup portion of coleslaw will send Rosanne actress Lecy Goranson into a traumatic panic attack.

Howie Mandel has a beef jerky room in his home. He claims the smell keeps him calm and clearheaded.

Marsha Mason, Mia Farrow, Sharon Stone, and Seth Green don disguises to attend the Kentucky Derby every year.

Angelina Jolie thinks euthanasia is the Peace Corp

Hollywood Madam Renata is revealing more details about her elaborate Hollywood sex operation. She named a famous boxer who paid $5,000 to ‘get bruised while getting shagged’ by a female and outed two of Hollywood’s top all time A-list stars.

Madam Renata says she has opened up now since she moved to New York because the heat was closing in on her in LA. Now she caters to a Wall Street/high finance crowd, though she still gets the occasional celebrity client. She says since the economic collapse, business has been way way down.

“The funny thing is that celebs don’t want to hire pretty girls or pretty boys; they can get that anytime,” she said. “They just want somebody who’s willing to F*** them with a dildo.”

A lot of very straight-laced actors, she said, want the black guy. “They always say, for some reason, ‘I don’t just want to touch him.’ And speaking of black guys, one ofour best clients is Eddie Murphy, who I don’t think is queer but obviously likes to dabble. His preference is trannies.”

Madam Renata has known Murphy for years. “I go way back with Eddie,” she said. “When he shot Trading Places I sent male escorts every day to his trailer so he could get off. Anyone who knows Eddie well will tell you how he likes to swing both ways.”

Madam Renata went on about another of her clients, a very high-ranking studio executive whom she described as a ‘divorced closet queer’, who hires a female escort, asks her to bring a guy along and ‘gives us autographs from celebrities as a tip’.

She then outed a slew of famous rappers, each one a client. “The funny thing is that many of them were pimps themselves before they became famous.”

When asked which celebrity dropped the most cash on her escorts, Madame Renata immediately gave the answer.

[bold]“Marlon Brando, without a question,” she said. “I used to joke that he got us mixed up with a fast food restaurant, that’s how often he’d order. Often, I’d send Marlon three or four escorts a day. Most of them were guys. He loved the clean cut, cute sailor type. In fact, he paid extra many times for the guys to dress up in full sailor garb.”[/bold]

Madam Renata stressed how it’s not only the guys who prefer escorts of the same sex. [bold]“I’ve known Angelina Jolie since she was a teenager,” Renata said. “She’s been a client for years. She loves women, women with tattoos who look like bikers. Often, she’d order women who had tattoos all over their body and weigh over 200 lbs.”[/bold]

Stevie Nicks

Britney, Miley, Kanye, Kim, Rihanna, Chris Brown

New Bearding duo, Chris Martin & Dakota Johnson

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