There's a guy at work that I like

He's VERY hot. All the ladies love him (and I suspect I'm not the only guy who thinks he's cute). He's the "golden boy" at work--he's won Associate of the Month and has been written about in the quarterly publication. He's married, and has given no kind of hint that he's even remotely gay (longish, styled hair aside). Should I drop a subtle hint or just admire from afar?

• [quote] he's won Associate of the Month... Doesn't Wal Mart have issues with the gays? Oh, and get your ass back to work OP. Another rotund fatty dropped her milkshake on aisle 7.

• Who does he look like who's famous?

• He's married, and has given no kind of hint that he's even remotely gay ... ...You will be looking at a harassment charge and golden boy will get a promotion and maybe YOUR job... ... and never look back at you.

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• R2, think Scott Bakula with a dash of Ted Danson.

• OP, you realize you are just a frau, don't you?

• I'm far from it, R5. Your post made me LOL, though.

  OP

• Don't shit where you eat, OP.

  getting too old for this shit

• OP go to a gar bar and avoid the straight men at work.

• Gar bar? LOL.

• ok OP so he is old and so are you. this would have been cute if you were 20 something. please see r7

• Thanx for the advice, R10. He's early forties-ish, and I'm mid-thirties.

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• Don't do that with people at work, dumbass.

• My mom is a frau.

• [quote]He's married, and has given no kind of hint that he's even remotely gay So, what part of that sentence -- which you wrote, OP -- did you not understand? If he's married and has given no hint that he is even remotely gay then you should find a new love to pine over -- and preferably not someone else's husband again. If you were thinking with your head instead of your dick, you would have been able to figure this out on your own.

• Fuck you very much, R15.

• Expose your hole. Be subtle, such as bending over to retrieve something from a filing drawer and having your tight slacks tear at the center seam exposing your secret starfish wish. "Oopsie" is the magic word.

  bend and *CRACK*

• Stop being a creep.

• If he's early 40s, how is he a golden boy? Isn't he in the middle of his career?

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• 40;s with long hair? Sounds like a douche.

• Follow him to the restroom and assault him. Just bend fast and suck his cock when he is shaking the last piss drops. EVERYTHING will be fine!!

• Invite him out for a drink. Beer with shots! You buy. You drink that fake beer while he gets drunk. You'll have your answer in about a hour.

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• OP, must you really ask? Yes. go for it. Begin by leaving coy little notes for him. Offer to do some of his tasks for him. After about 10 days or so, start giving him small gifts, such as cupcakes. Make sure to tell him that you baked them yourself, just for him. Within six months, he'll have left his wife and the two of you will be running a B&B together. Honest, it'll work.

• In his forties, with longish hair? Sounds hillbillie.

• I'm glad Rumpy got another job. I was worried... Dear, if he's giving you any attention you are just feeding his ego... i was attracted to a 'golden boy' at work until I started working more closly with him and realized what a phony he was and a disguting ass kisser to the bad people we call management,,,

• HE'S NO DOUCHE!

• Can you fill the coffee machine and throw out the old filters, OP? Thanks.

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• Obviously, OP's longing is not to be acted upon in any way; even if he's closeted, he'd likely freak out. But the pleasures of unrequited love are, at least for me, one of the great joys of gay life.

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• Haven't seen him in a while, but every now and again I'll be walking down the hall and he'll suddenly come from around the corner and walk in my direction. He always says "Hey buddy!"

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• That is a clear sign that he wants to cum in your throat if I ever saw one.

• [quote]That is a clear sign that he wants to cum in your throat if I ever saw one. THAT made me hot

• R17 = plagiarized "Dear Abby" from March of '71

• Either man up and talk to him or move on - this staring at him from afar bullshit works if you're in junior high, and that's it.

• True, R33

• OP you can have him... only after you get ridden of the wife. Just some mechanical problem ... perhaps with the brakes and then NOTHING will stand between you and your eager lover.

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• love you r23

• OP, did you recently send him a text message about his commissions coming in?

• Are you the texter who just got his feelings hurt OP?

• Nope, the texter's not me.

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• Hey buddy is his signal/codeword for you. Next time he goes to the restroom, follow him in, get in the stall next to you, write on a piece of paper, "It's me, buddy.", slip it under the stall and then drop your drawers leaving the door unlocked. He will be there in a heartbeat and bliss will be yours.

• He says "hey buddy" because it helps him fe he's the real man helping the sissy to be one of the guys.

• I like R40's idea. R41, I'm hardly a sissy, LOL.

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• Next time he says "hey buddy" you say: it's Miss buddy, ok? and snap your fingers.

• I did something weird about three months ago after I'd seen that he'd gone into the restroom, but I'm not sure if I should share it.

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• OP, I am confident you do something weird every day. You shouldn't share any of it. Freak.

• R45, you don't know me, so your little judgement call is more stupid than you obviously are. Oh, and fuck you.

• I love you bitches, you can always make me laugh even if I'm having a lousy day.

• R46, you are boring and the trivial details of your stalking life are dull. Please die.

• OP, just put him in the spank bank and accept the fact that sometimes good-looking straight guys will like you in a non-sexual way. Meanwhile, please do share every sordid detail about your activities here.

• That's funny, R48. You came into the thread and read it, so if you find it boring, shame on you. Oh, and won't you please just throw a noose over a ceiling beam, loop it around your neck, stand on a chair and jump off, doing the entire WORLD (or at least Backwoods, Bumfuck USA) a really big favor.

• It involves hair, R49. LOL!

• Hey, SELF-HATE much, OP? THe guy is married. Right there you should stop. You sound like you are mentally not right. And you are obviously MORALLY not right. The "rules" are no different for gay people. You don't go after someone else's husband. You don't shit where you eat. You don't hook up with work people. Why don't you seek available people? Oh YEAH, for a thousand issues that you have never addressed or resolved. Gay men who lust after straight men (to the degreee that they actually pursue them) are toxic, self-hating fools.

• R50, don't take it out on me because you threw yourself at some coworker who barely gave you a "buddy." I hear caftans come in lovely colors these days - go shopping!

• [r52]really needs to untuck. Also,his wig is too tight.

• Oh R52, just calm the hell down you bloviating, posturing maroon. I never said I WOULD go after him, nor have I said that I DID. It's just more fantasy than anything. Anyway, who are you to talk? I'm sure you live in a great big ol' glass house. You sound really repressed yourself. Or, in the very least, constipated.

• R53, where did I ever say I threw myself at him? We say "Hi" to each other. He's cute. I have fantasies. That's it. Some of you people need to get over yourselves!

• Yes indeed, R54! That bitch gives new meaning to the term "tightly-wound".

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• How come your posts in February when you wrote this doesn't match trolldar in June. Are you the OP imposter?

• LMAO, R1! I worked at a Wal-Mart subsidiary as a summer job during college, and I actually won Associate of the Month. It might be kind of stupid, but being referred to as an associate was actually kind of an ego-stroke for an 18 year old. Anyway, OP...give the damn thing a rest. Do you think famous actors or actresses want to hear from every fan who thinks they're attractive? If somebody attend a wedding and the bride to be is pretty, should they admit what they'd do to her in the bedroom? Somethings are best enjoyed in the privacy of your own mind.

• Not sure, R58. I've heard that Trolldar can act up at times. But I am the OP. Just curious--what made you hit Trolldar on me?

• Trolldar seems to be based on IP address. Many people can share an IP address. And your IP address can change every so often (as often as ever few days or weeks) unless you pay extra for a "static" IP address. So trolldar is not very accurate, especially when going back in time more than a day or two.

• Just saw him again the other day. It was great!

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• It is easy to obsess over someone from afar and to make them the "man of your dreams." However, once you get to know him the dream is killed, therefore you come up with any reason to avoid the problem of professing such feelings. He isn't available which makes a perfect recipe for the fantasy. Just admit that you don't want to actually date or fuck him, but prefer to fantasize over him. You have a tame version of erotomania.

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• Would you be OK with losing your job if things didn't work out the way you wanted? In the meantime, be very smart. Not feeling like going into work? Fantasize you'll run into him. Just got chewed out by the office jerk, and feel like quitting? You can't, because then your mind won't be as "stimulated."

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