Do you eat ass?

If yes, how were you talked into doing it the first time? Were you drunk? Did it happen while you were showering together?

No, none of the grocery stores around me sell that type of meat.
It looked good so I stuck my tongue in there. No regrets. Instinctive, and I'm glad I did it.
Never have done it before.
I don't, never would, but love having it done to me.
Anonymous
Romans Gods are too modern for my tastes, give me the good old fashion Celtic Gods , by Toutatis !
Asteriux
Only do it to twinks.
YES! Oh hell yes. I only did it the first time because a guy did it to me and it felt amazing. I wanted to return the favor. Not much turns me on more.
As longs as he CLEAN, mind you
I have done it and having it done momentarily.
well , alright maybe just a bite.
I don't understand the question and I'm not answering it.
Lucille
I haven't in awhile. But before I did the first time, I fantasized about it. The first time I did it, with my first boyfriend, I poured honey on his hole. That was fun, but after that, I didn't need the honey anymore.
EWWW ... I can't even bring myself to eat a hard boiled egg.
Prudy%20McPRUDE
Hard boiled eggs are delicious, ass, not so much.
Knife and fork, but only if it's medium rare.
Why do you ask?
Jeffery%20Dahmer
I practically gag when my tongue touches tapioca!
Prudence Goodwyfe
Why the hate?
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Yes, but it takes me hours to browse through the whole produce section at Whole Foods, squeezing them to see if they are firm , sniffing them to see if they are ripe, and of course always making sure they are just at the peak of perfection age wise. By the time I manage to get one home that I like, I'm almost too tired to bother eating it .
R13, where exactly do you think eggs come from?
Yum, me loves some hot ass canal!
Seven%20inch%20tongue...
I get prety close to that dark center, but I don't go in. I try but I just cannot bring myself to full-on rim the rosebud. But I love getting so close, licking and kissing ass.
I like the old days when you could go down to your local meat market and actually select the one you wanted to eat. Nowadays everything is so cleverly wrapped and packaged to look all lean ,healthy and appetizing. But when you get it home and get it unwrapped , it's mostly all fat on the bottom, well past its' prime and too tough to enjoy.
Love hole with poppers
Love the sight of a guy on all fours waiting to get his ass worked over with my tongue and I love getting in that position too!
Shove a stick of butter in it !
Paula%20Dean
The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven!
Is ass kosher?
Jewey%20McJew
So, ass eaters, do you just kiss the hole or do you get all up in there? I just don't think I could do it.
R28, you get up all in there.
He did. Then I did. We both enjoyed. Then in the goddamn morning, he mentioned we should never do it again. I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away.
Straight Chick
It's like licking an ice cream cone, once you lick down below the rim of the cone. Except that it's all hot and juicy and hopefully nut-free.
[quote]I was disgusting. I was shamed and kicked him away. Girls, girls, girls, you gotta wash it first ..inside and out !
Yes I eat ass. I lick deep and try to get ny tongue way up him. He really loves it.
A couple picked me up a couple of weeks ago, and one of the partners ate my ass out for like an HOUR. I was in fucking heaven.
[quote] Love hole with poppers Jalapeno or cheddar?
Yeah, similar to what somebody else said. One of my very first tricks when was 19 did it to me, so I wanted to return the favor. I enjoy receiving -- it is heavenly -- but I love even more to rim a guy and hear him moaning in pleasure, his eyes closed, his mouth softly open, in pure bliss.
Been fascinated by male ass since I was like 8...nothing better than rimming a nice full, round, jiggly furry meloned ass! That's good eats!!
If it smells even remotely like bm then I won't go anywhere near it, but if he's douched & showered then it turns me on so much I transform into an ass-crazed, grunting animal. I usually start off with little, teasing flicks of the tongue around his hole, and before I know it I'm deep frenching his butt and telling him however good this feels it's just a warm up to the main event. I'm pretty hung too so it helps to get a guy nice and relaxed with a bit of tongue-work.
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When a guy is rimming me, I feel something pleasant for the first couple of minutes or so, and then after that, nothing much. Although I like the nastiness of it. But then roles get reversed...and the guy seems to enjoy giving more than I enjoy receiving. I mean, it's not awful; it's fine. But after a while, I don't really feel all that much other than a lot of wetness.
Would getting penetrated with his tongue make the difference, R39?
Yes, and no one had to talk me into it. It's always been instinctual, as someone else said. I was honestly shocked to find that there are people who are opposed to it. To me, it's like being opposed to kissing with tongue.
So do all you ass-eaters get Hep shots? I want to do it but I'm too afraid of catching something nasty. I mean, even if you wash it real good, there's still gotta be bacteria there, right?
R40. I was including penetration of the tongue in my assessment (R39) of the whole rimming experience. That's all part of my feelings (or lack thereof).
the fuck is wrong with you people?
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SHA REEK. POO?
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The reasons I started eating ass are many, but here are the main ones. 1. I realized it was a great way to avoid ejaculation. No sacred sperm is wasted by eating ass. 2. I was inspired by watching the family dog cleaning his own ass. He seemed to really enjoy it, but I knew better than to get involved lest I commit any man on dog transgressions. And, alas, I am not flexible enough to tend to myself. So I started eating the asses of men rather than canines, tempting as it was. I can control my urges, you dog fucking perverts! 3. It was something of a spiritual endeavor. I wanted to know myself and face my origins. I wanted to dive right into the wild and frothy mixture from which I was born. Its not some kind of weirdo hindu, buddhist thing. I just think that in order to embrace good, traditional family values its vital to really focus on our very foundations, even when they seem a bit messy.
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Fuck yeah. It's not proper sex without ass eating.
I gotta lick it before we kick it.
Ass. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
R42 all sexually active gay men should get "Hep shots" whether or not they eat ass. Hep A and Hep B vaccinations, absolutely. And if it's been a while have your doc check your blood titers to see if you need a redo.
Yes, there are all sorts of parasites you can get, R42. Have fun.
Exactly, R51. But they will blame it on "food poisoning" every time.
This thread is making me horny as hell.
Anonymous
I would rather eat ass then any other sex act. I can cum just doing it.
Did you all know that more Americans are dying from Hepatitis C now than from AIDS? Use a barrier.
I actually prefer eating ass from escorts - they are much cleaner than regular guys. I said it here before and I will say it again, but the best ass I ever had belonged to a porn star of 5, maybe 10 years ago named Tino Lopez. I hired him several times and he was worth every dollar. I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting.
R56, bisexual men have kids too.
He's not straight, don't even try to claim he is
[quote]I would love to hire him again but once his baby son learned to talk and started to grow up he unfortunately gave up escorting. May I use that as the opening line in my next novel?
Where in my post did I say even try to "claim" Tino was straight R57? LOL, of course R58 use it! Now that is a novel I would read!
Why would he have to give up escorting, R56? Does getting his ass eaten out and being a father conflict for some reason?
Let's break this down for those who find it difficult to believe that some of us would enjoy eating ass. 1) An ass can be very beautiful and sexually appealing. Getting close to it and exploring it can be extremely exciting. 2) The ass has nerve endings that are very responsive to sensual stimulation. 3) When one makes love or has sex one gets a great deal of pleasure about giving a great deal of pleasure to one's partner as well as getting one's own pleasure from receiving it directly. 4) While, of course, the ass is the organ of defecation, the ass can be cleaned so that anilingus can be enjoyed without the malodorousness and tastelessness one would associate with facial proximity to feces, especially since rimming can, for a great many, be just that, rimming the hole, rather than actually tongue fucking. (Although of course, there are occupational hazards, as with the mouth's contact with cum, urine, and pre-cum, one does not have to swallow.) 5) Why this should be so hard to understand is beyond most of us who are sexually experienced and have found ass eating to be, if not practiced by all - what sex act is for that matter? - certainly a rather ordinary and common part of sex play.
Awesome blog for ass eaters:
http://gayrimmingass.blogspot.com/
There was the insinuation, R59. I'm just sayin to keep any ideas that he is straight out of your head. He's gay or bi. I'm glad you agree too.
Sure, as long as everything's clean, absolutely. I have a weakness for muscular black men. The sight of muscular shoulders tapering down go a splayed bubble butt is heaven. You tongue his asshole and balls while you slide your had up and down his rigid dick...listen to him groan and curse it feels so good. Nothing better in this world, until he watches you take his load in your mouth. A horsehung black man's asshole is the sweetest place on earth.
So that's a "yes".
Yes, accompanied by his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Only on very special occassions, like "Assover"
Jewey%20McJew
I love to get my ass eaten and have always wanted to reciprocate, but I'm afraid the dog might bite me.
It was explained to me this would be part of my marital duties.
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I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago. He was a stripper, too. Hot to death. Big uncut dick. Beautiful lips (of which he wrapped around my dick several times). One time we were fucking around with another guy. My friend was blowing the guy and was on all fours. He turned to me and said, "Why don't you lick my ass". I did. He had a beautiful, plump ass. Muscular but not over done. Perfect skin. So, I got in there. I licked. And then my tongue hit something. And the smell was there. And I decided it was disgusting. And I ended up cumming on his face. And though he's married with multiple kids now, I think he's bisexual (yes, a guy who believes in this). Another time I was fucking around with two guys who were in a relationship with each other. The guy with the enormous bent dick (Cuban) wanted to fuck me with it. I was sucking on his Venezuelan bf's thick cock, and thought about letting him have his way with me. But, I decided it was going to be me who would fuck his boyfriend while I got his huge bent dick in my mouth. And the bf's ass was the cleanest thing I've ever seen. But, it didn't look like a dude's ass. It wasn't hairy. It was too pink. Too primped, if you know what I mean. So though a beautiful and plump ass, I decided not to rim him simply because it didn't feel like I'd enjoy rimming a non manly hole. So, there you see the problems with "eating ass". Oral sex is where it's at.
Yes, I love it. But not today.
First Friday of Lent
[quote] I ate my straight Puerto Rican bud's ass a while ago.
.........................Oh, dear.
Not sure why you're ohdearing, r71. Am I missing something? Bud is short for buddy Granted, a gay guy using it is most likely either a porn fiction writer or trying to sound masculine, "str8 acting." Still, it's acceptable conversational English.
Not r69, but still confused
If he let another guy eat his ass, he's not straight, r72.
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[quote] ohdearing Oh, dear. [quote] Am I missing something? ...Oh, dear.
Sex is bad!
You are misusing "oh, dear" in the DL tradition, then. Strictly for grammar queens, Toots.
I don't like the taste of shit and I'm a little cautious about where it comes from. Sue me.
I LOVE EATING ASS! I can have a guy sit on my face while I lick his hole and jerk myself to the best ejaculations. I'm good at it too. I've made guys cum. One thing though. I always sniff before I decide to lick.
If the guy is hot enough, rimming isn't even a choice...it's an instinctual reflex.
This is simply not talked about in polite society.
I love R80. I just don't understand the folks who get all up in there. May I just get sleeved too easily.
[quote] You are misusing "Oh, dear" in the DL tradtion, then. Oh, dear.
Don't do it...
Anthony%20Bourdain
Chicken Lady Maggie Smith at r80.
I want to in the animal carnal way, and fantasize about it but I'm held back by poop fear and STD fear.
Can someone recommend a good ass restaurant in NYC? Close to the theater district and not too expensive.
I've had all my shots and indulge whenever possible. It's my favorite thing to do - well, second favorite. I do like it better than fellatio. The worse, though, is an unenthusiastic rimmer. Once someone returned the favor, and though tempted to tell him how, he was a very (ahem) slight acquaintance, and I didn't want to seem a bossy bottom so early in the game. I was bored. On the other hand, my first bf was a world-class rimmer. If I close my eyes and pretend...
Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff.
Only when I'm hungry, OP.
Yum
[quote]The skin inside the pucker is so smooth, absolute heaven! It's not skin. It's colon. Also known as intestine.
I was with this hot guy and as I lay on my back, he came up to my face and just sat down and I started licking. It took a bit for me to like doing that but now I can't get enough. I don't do it with everyone. I need to be physically attracted to the person and I got to know they have cleaned themselves up down there.
Amen R88.
I've eaten ass, leg, arm, balls...
jeffrey%20dahmer
Yes, and he poohed.
Eeyore
R88/R93 Says who?
kd
yes. love eating ass and love getting my hole eaten. best feeling ever.
[quote]Gay men are disgusting, lesbians never do this kind of sick stuff. Oh bitch, please. Like you never had a slip of the tongue.
LOL@r98!
What´s the proper spoon for eating ass?
Some of you are terrible at Grammer.
[quote]Some of you are terrible at Grammer. Oh Dear... where do I begin with this one?
You might want to start by pulling the hook out of your mouth, r102.
I love to rim, its my favorite thing to do with a sex partner I'm very oral. I go on and do other things, but i always come back to his hole for some more hot rimming.
Yeah baby! Get on it.
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I love when my butt aten even when they like my couche i feel that all women should love it OH POPPIE
Eat My Butt TEW
Canal and anal be pronounced the same way?
yes i love to eat ass my name is mark martin... i love eating ass
i spell cortctly maybe
Sweet Sweet Nectar
Deeelish
Loves me some stank Ass
Drunk, quiet corner of the old Frog Pond restaurant in Silver Lake. ...involved parsley.
I love tossing a twink ass. It makes their dick so hard that you can pull on it like a slot machine and watch their eyes roll a double 7
That's why you got the AIDS
I can not imagine eating ass that's not fresh out of the shower. I know many a DLer has expressed a taste for grimy dick and ripe balls but man I shudder to think of touching my tongue to even minor crack sweat
Yes I have done it before it's amazing. One nite I was camping in my garden and my 32 year old hot aunt came in drunk and sat on my face naked, so I licked her ass and we both loved. I am only 15 and we do it all the time all the time and I sometimes do it when she is a sleep. Best experience ever
Eating ass is only hot to me when the guy being "eaten" is both clean and at least reasonably attractive.
Any lesbian ass eaters here?
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it's always been something I found so lustful and naughty, such a turn on. I've enjoyed it actively and passively with some partners, namely those who were one time secretive hook-ups - I had on FB that it would be regular with but not the hubby doesn't care for it, however it's a major part of all my fantasies. As unpopular as it is to feel this way (at least on DL) I do not care in general for, much less ass munching a hairless, perfumed androgynous muscle bound flesh frame you all seem so crazy about - but to each his own
R115, EAMRPT, why do you bother clearing your cookies?
That scene is so hot, r120!
R118
Straight guys LOVE it when I eat their asses because their girlfriends won't do it for them.
Nope, that is gross. I barely can kiss hot people because the mouth is gross too.
Yes! I only wish my tongue was longer.
I tried to do that to my sexual partners, but none of them seems to like it. Only one of them let me try, but he only let that happen ONCE. And, it seems that most of them are into eating mine. I guess that's because most of them are tops.
Any chance I can. It all started by accident - a young chunky Dominican with a round butt. From then on...
I love licking ass. When me and my aunt are alone in the house she come down stairs and tells me to lie on my back so I do and then she sits on my face and I lick her ass for a few hours and I love it when she sits on my face, it's lucky she only weighs 9 stone and has the hottest ass ever. She is 32 and I am 15 and she even let's me go anal with her and I some times do it to wake her up. I love her ass and I want her to sit on my face all the time
I'll eat ass only if I've just washed it...
love it! but my partner is not into either way, and it is a pretty serious point of sexual frustration for me.
Just the thought icks me out. It is such a nasty part of the body, why would anyone do that? So vile.
No one talked me into it. I was with a guy, and we were already turned on and hard, yes, in the shower, and it looked so fresh and clean and I had heard about it so I just did it. He liked it, so I kept doing it. I'm with R130 I only like to do it after I've cleaned it, and as part of foreplay, so after round 1 of sex, if we hit the shower to clean off before round 2, then I'm usually up for it.
While I recognize the idiocy of such labels, I wonder whether eating or being eaten is the "top" role. On the one hand, the ick factor makes receiving the more dominant role. However, having some spread your cheeks and work your hole like a pussy makes it a submissive role. Thoughts?
Do people who do this think about the high risk of contracting hepatitis and other awful diseases/infections. It is not a healthy practice.
Ew, you'll get AIDS or amoebas like Matthew Rush. That's why he's all bloated
Had a bf in NYC who would only rim - no fucking or sucking. It was hot the first few times, but ultimately, I needed more. Compared notes with his next bf, and he had the same complaint.
r136 - do you really think it's any higher risk of contracting HIV from licking someone's (healthy) butt than any other form of oral stimulation or kissing for that matter? Also, Matthew Rush is bloated from years of steroid abuse from having his internal organs continue to grow - hence the roid gut. And, even if he did contract something, I doubt that even the average muscle queen, gym bunny has had as many professional and personal liaisons with as many people who also have had a huge number of personal and professional partners. This level of sex, negative ignorance and hysteria is mindboggling - I guess that's why new HIV infections are actually on the rise.
I've cut down on ass eating since I heard that ass butter is bad for your cholesterol.
I only like to eat ass if I fill it with chocolate pudding and spread melted chocolate on the outside. Bonus points if you add corn kernels to the chocolate pudding.
Is anyone the Master of the Ass?
Mrs.%20Cho
I love eating ass. I've made many a man cum by having them sit on my face and eat them to glory.
I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend because he won't eat my ass. He won't even lick my balls because he says they're too close to my butt. Yet he loooooves for me to toss his salad.
My personal ultimate fetish since day one! Nothing i crave more...
my favorite thing to do in bed, even better than actually fucking a guy.
I agree r145. I love giving more than receiving.
Love it. But he has to be hot, and i have to be able to fuck him afterwards.
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Yes, it's one of my two favorite sex acts. I like it a bit musky - not fecal, of course, but maybe a couple of hours post-shower. Have any of you ever eaten out your BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN.
Hi my name is James and I am 15 years old. One night I walked into my 32 year old aunts room andsaw her asleep with the quilt on the floor and with no clothes on so went over and look at her very hot arse and I licked it until she woke up and when she did wake up she was annoyed and told me that the only way I was going to lick her arse is if she could sit on my face when ever she wanted. So I said ok and she sat on my face ( full weight ) and it was amazing. We still do it today and she even invites her friends over so they can do the same. I love it
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Marcus seems to love it, but as you can imagine I hardly enjoy it.
Michelle%20Bachmann
Die, R150.
[quote] BF or FWB right after he's gone jogging or played sports? HEAVEN. What is the third acronym?
HELL YEAH & I LUV IT!... Ive always luved eatin ass... I still remember that very first time I went down on my girlfriend her pussy looked, smelt & tasted so fukin good I needed more. I just couldnt help nyself from gettin caught up in the moment and deciedin that I had to taste her ass... and it was devine; ;-). however eatin a guys ass is entirely different simply because guys have such a hell of alot more around their ass holes and dont often man scape themselves
kinkybiguy
and for good reasons, men smell better too.
"and for good reasons, men smell better too." Are you kidding? Most men don't even know how to wipe their asses.
Heifer eldergays ask very empty nothings, R153.
That's disgusting, R154. Pussy and girl-ass are monstrous.
it can be very sensuous
Ya are sick asshole find omething else to do
Sick people
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My fave thing to do is to take a sip of hard liquor and apply it to his rosebud.. with my tongue. Again and again. And again. Relentlessly. The warm alcohol tingle gets him so fucking HOT.
I do eat ass if it is clean, shaved, and male. Maybe because my first encounter with a true pervert was a man who gave me a ride to school, with one stop on the way. In a hotel room, he removed my clothes, lay me out on a massage table, and gave me a very thorough and deep tongue bath. Just writing these words makes my butt quiver. Nothin' like it, man.
Jack
Ohh yeah. I love two nice buns in my burger.
Lana%20Kane
R162 [italic] NAILED [/italic] it. I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL! Nothing, I love more.
(and the frau at R161 can take a HIKE!)
I was lucky, my parents were quite forward-thinking and introduced us to many things when we were too young to remember, so we've been comfortable with these things our entire life.
"I do the same thing and drives my straight buds up a fucking WALL!" No "straight" would allow another man's tongue to get anywhere near his "rosebud", dear. Your "buds" are homos who love getting rimmed.
Does white ass have a different taste than latin ass usually?
Curious
"Beverly, dear, you have a piece of doo-doo on your tongue."
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Being a bottom I like a good rimming from a top, but some guys want to camp down there all day. After about 10 minutes, I just want them to fuck me. I've had many guys tell me how good my ass tastes. After I kiss them I have to say my ass tastes pretty good. But when I've eaten ass, um, it does not taste like what I'm kissing after they have rimmed me.
No, I just raise them, my donkeys
Good God, no! That is fucking gross. I don't care how much you scrub it or douche it, it's still a nasty ass. Shit comes outta there and that's fucking nasty.
A gay man who will never rim
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
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It's sounds utterly disgusting. I just couldn't. Nothing south of the waist. No, no, no.
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Dey eat da poo-poo.
No, I do not eat ass. I am afraid of 'Doody Accidents'
A great way to contract salmonella, intestinal parasites, e-coli poisoning, hepatitis, and many other illnesses. No matter how much you scrub that manhole, it's a treasure-trove of filth. I'm a physician's assistant (and yes, I too am gay) and I see the results of rimming all the time in my office. Very few of you will care about what I have to say and my warnings will fall on deaf ears, but I still try to get the word out.
Party Pooper, R177!
Only when I order the calamari.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers
R177 Tell us more about your job; what stuff you do and what patients tell you.
Forgive me, I am what you guys disrespectfully call a "frau" but I am curious. Do most/all gay men actually lick each other's bottoms? That seems highly unhealthy. I Googled rimming and the list of potential health dangers seem to far outweigh any sexual benefits. The idea of doing something like this turns my stomach. I've never heard of straight people doing this. Maybe they do, but maybe I am just too sheltered.
This thread is obviously full of bottoms. HELL YES I EAT ASS!!!
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[quote]I've never heard of straight people doing this. When I was in college and sexually inexperienced, I knew a straight girl who LOVED getting rimmed. I told her I thought it sounded gross, and she said "Don't knock it till you've tried it!"
No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye), not to mention bacteria and parasites present. The thought of ingesting anyone's poo makes me vomit a bucketful. Wait until the dormant hepatitis in your system activates and you turn fucking yellow and your liver shuts down from years of eating bodily waste. Then where will you be?
I know more straight people who eat ass than I do gays who do it. It's very popular with straighties these days. Women love to do it to their men (but they never admit it in polite company).
Bullshit. If you douiche your ass is as clean as a new born babys. Its like washing a bowl in the sink. Clean as a whistle. Fuck off Pollyanna. Go back to your church revival meeting.
[quote]No matter how many douches one endures, there is always a little residue of excrement left (sometimes not visible to the naked eye) Uh, I'd certainly hope it wouldn't be visible to the naked eye.
R185, No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.
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R183 No you don't. No it isn't. No they don't.
You are a liar and a troll
I second R185 is an idiot troll.
i love doing it...not too keen on receiving but if a guy really wants to, fine. what are the legitimate risks that are actually likely to occur? granted, this is not just eating any ole filthy ass, and understanding that there isn't one that's truly safe and clean.
R185 I call bullshit. I have never met a straight person (male or female) who licks peoples butts. Ever! It is unsanitary, gross and something only a pervert would do. I have been straight all my life and my mouth has never touched anyone else's anus. Try to excuse your behavior by blaming straights. That's the gay way.
Straight and Proud
R177 can probably tell you about all the guys who come in for treatment who claim they ate some bad sushi. Bad sushi is code for "ass."
R181, R188, R189... It is absolutely bizarre for any person -- gay or straight to claim they personally know a lot of straight people doing a certain sexual act. It is equally ridiculous to say you don't know any straight person who does it. Do people really share with you all the things they do in bed? Besides, if you google "analingus" rather than "rimming", you'll see there's quite a bit of discussion on the web about it, including from straight people. Sex and the City may have been really about gay men, but after the rimming episode, interest reportedly went way up ...
This is kinda fucked up, but I'm a Black Top and will only eat white, asian or Latino ass that is completely, and I mean completely shaven and freshly showered. Me eating ass is a recent development. I think it started with some buff Asian on the UES I used to pound. His hole was perfect and I had to give eating it a shot. I very rarely fuck black guys anyway, not because I'm not attracted to them but because they're constantly trying to fuck ME and are uninterested in anything else.
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Amen R194. Look at the dolt at R192 speaking for all straight people and then thinks she knows "the gay way". R192, get a clue. You have met many straight people but know nothing about everything they do. much less EVER! And if you can read this thread, "the gay way" includes a lot of people who don't like it. Now kindly get your homophobic shit the fuck off this board.
I am a heterosexual woman. The only people I have ever heard discussing rimming are gay men. Lesbians don't do it. I'm sure there is a small number of heterosexuals that do it but the number is probably smaller than 1%. Hetero men love VAGINAS, not asses. That is what makes them straight.
Jana
What is up with this frau invasion, especially on this thread? Obnoxious straight women who think they know everything everybody does in bed? Go back to what I said at R194. Google analingus. You're completely wrong. There are even articles about men getting "lost" during cunnilingus and mixing in analingus. You have no idea what kind of kink straight people are into. There are plenty of studies showing that gay men's actual sex lives are just as mundane and routine as yours are, with just as much kink in the minority going on.
R195, if you come over right now to Brooklyn not only will jump in the shower again, I will stay in until you ring my door bell to insure I am cleaner than freshly-fallen snow in a Vermont forest. I will pay your cab fare in both directions.
big-assed%20white%20bottom
R192 I am a straight woman. I have had several men give me analingus over the years. My live-in boyfriend loves my asshole and worships it almost nightly. I will rim him, but only in the shower after I scrub it good and clean. LOL. Don't speak for me, and don't be such a homophobic cunt. There, I said it.
Bea
I like you R200. You're my kinda girl. I am gay and I don't lick the booty, but we're all individuals with our own "taste".
r200 just gave me a visual of Bea Arthur rimming Gene Saks. Thanks, r200...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STRAIGHTIES ON HERE? THIS IS A GAY FORUM AND IT SEEMS LIKE A FRAU INVASION. ONE OR TWO FRAUS PER THREAD IS ALMOST ACCEPTABLE, BUT I THINK I AM THE ONLY GAY MALE ON HERE. JESUS. AND NO, I DON'T EAT ASS.
JERALD
Yes, and I love when they fart on my tongue.
Frau know it all
Well perhaps if you ate ass or had your ass eaten you would be less tense r203.
gay%20man%20in%20Brooklyn
It should be mandatory that everyone at least 'tries' analingus. Hepatitis and intestinal parasites are way underrated. E-Coli is a riot. They can be fun. Damn all you people who are depriving your tongues of tasting filth.
Disgusted gay man
People actually do this? Ugh.
This is the most digusting thread ever. Scat is gross.
The ass is actually cleaner than a mouth, after showering. There is no bacteria or residue. It is very clean. Rimming is a wonderful part of the sexual diet and anyone who doesn't indulge is a self-loather. Some people are such idiots.
OP are you Chris Meloni?
or%20Jason%20Stratham%3F
I just cannot imagine licking a hole where shit comes out. I don't care how many times it's been washed and scrubbed with a Brillo pad. Your tongue is going where thousands of bacteria-ridden stinking rotten turds have passed. Horrible. No, not all gay men are into this. I think it's a small percentage. The same percentage as S&M'ers, fisters, hardcore dopers and scat fetishists. A very small number. My friends and I have discussed our sexual habits in depth with one another and none of us rim or bareback!
Brian
Bull shit, R211. I think MOST gay men do rim. If not, I guess I just have the most irresistable ass ever.
I enjoy watching rimming in porn, but it totally makes me limp and disinterested in real life. Weirdly enough, things I like in real life such as sucking and being a top are boring to watch in porn.
Is this you, R204?
http://www.redtube.com/3262
[quote]Hetero men love VAGINAS, not asses. That is what makes them straight. Are you really this stupid? Women have asses, too. And I'm gay because I love MEN, not asses.
ya'll some prudish gays
No, R216. Most of us just don't 'eat the poo poo'.
No Tossed Salads EVER
rump
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I only date guys who don't poop, so eating ass doesn't concern me.
I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay ("LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training). At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared), but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately, I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still, no eye contact. After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended up going back to his apartment. It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter. After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized for that!). We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from then on. He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often. Good times.
tl;dr
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Sorry, don't know what happened to the formatting. Here it goes again: I was a 20-year-old undergrad at Columbia University. They used to have these gay LGB") dances (more like a toned-down drunken rave) in the upper level of Earl Hall every First Friday and sometimes on certain Saturdays. At one of these dances, I cruised this stunningly hot grad student the entire night, but I couldn't get him to make eye contact. It was a cold night, and he was wearing a flannel shirt and Levi's. Meanwhile, I was wearing a polo shirt and tight jeans that were torn where my thighs met my ass cheeks (slut-in-training). At one point, he was half-sitting on a table, with his hands on top of it to each side. I worked up the courage to sit next to his right side (as close as I dared), but he still wouldn't look at me. Over the next several minutes, I moved my left hand by millimeters until I finally made contact with his right hand. Immediately, I felt a jolt of electric energy rush up my left arm, as if I had been burned. I quickly withdrew because all of my courage left me immediately after that. Still, no eye contact. After the dance ended (about 2 am), I gave up and started heading back to my dorm room in Wien Hall. As I was walking down the stairs, I felt someone grab my right leg through the hole. It was the grad student! I almost passed out from the lust I felt. He was 27 and Irish-American, and even more smoking hot up close. We ended up going back to his apartment. It turns out that he was from California (graduated from UC Berkeley) and had a long-term girlfriend before coming to Columbia. I asked him why he hadn't even looked at me back at Earl Hall. He said he had never had gay sex before, that it was his first time at one of these LGB dances, and that even though he thought I was sexy and that he "really liked" my pants, he was nervous as hell. After I had touched his hand, though, he got so turned on that he overcame his nervousness and decided to go after me. To me, this made him seen even hotter. After some conversation, he actually asked, "May I kiss you?" This was a serious turn on for me, and I said, "Of course." For the first few minutes, we only sucked each other a little. He was rock hard. He then got on top of me and started to rub his cock against mine, and he came within a few minutes (he actually apologized for that!). We saw each other again a few days later, and this time we hooked up in my dorm room. I had a roommate, but he had gone home to Long Island for the weekend. This time, the grad student and I touched, sucked, licked and fucked each other for almost eight hours straight. I licked every inch of his body because I was so turned on, and this included his beautiful hole, which tasted like heaven. He did the same thing to me, and then I realized how insanely great it felt. I was hooked from then on. He's now some big shot in Washington, DC, and I've moved to another state as well, but I think of him often. Good times.
R221
tl;dr
Great story, R221. Very hot.