What's with Chelsea Handler lately?

On her late-night show recently, she's been loooking particularly disheveled, unkempt and a mess. Her hair looks like a bird's nest. And that vocal whining at the end of her sentences is annoying as hell.

• It is rumored that Chelsea isn't a virgin most evenings.

• She's had to promote that awful looking "This Means War" in her spare time so she's probably taxed. Oh yeah, and she's probably 46 and not 36.

• She probably read the reviews for This Means War and realised This Means No Film Career.

• She might've seen the playback on her Lenny Kravitz interview and died of embarrassment after the two of them shamelessly behaved like a couple of alley cats in heat. It must've been a shock to those two hoes that they hadn't already slept together.

• I've been thinking the same thing OP. The other night she was a bit slurry. She seems like a drunk. That's fine as long as she doesn't let it affect her craft and it seems to be...

• She's a drunken whore, darling. What'd you expect?

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• I wish the sad DL Chelsea Handler troll would catch a clue that essentially NOBODY knows who this person is except for a few late night TV watching, single 30-something females.

• I think she's a sloppy ole mess.

• The quality of her show is dependent upon the panel. I actually thought she has been looking better lately but that the pressure of a failed movie and a tv series has to be getting to her. She essentially begged people to watch the Are You There Chelsea the other night and told them that if they didn't find it funny before that it's gotten funny now. I watched and it hasn't. It's painful. I do have to admit that Chelsea Lately, the Soup, WWHL and Graham Norton are perfect little 22-44 minute respites from the real world. Oh and that Lenny Kravitz interview was steaming up my screen...get a room. Haven't seen her in that much heat since she hooked up with Dave Salmoni.

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• I don't understand how any man could be attracted to her. She's repulsive. And looks like the hardest living "36 year old" I've ever seen. She looks older than my 61 year old mother.

• She was a booze hound and sex maniac before she got famous and now with all her money, it's 24-hour party people. Watch her burn out and no more Chelsea lately before the year is up.

• She looks like a dog

• She also ages like a dog.

• The panels are make or break with her show, and the guests lately have been her friends, it seems, or related to plugging her one movie or one sitcom (both of which have deservedly bombed). She is pretty hard looking, and lately has been obviously checking cue cards during interviews, which was startling, since she often seems to be in a drunken stupor during the interviews. But that all said, it is a 22 minute, E! induced respite from life that, if watched on DVR, can be cut to about 16 minutes if you cut the interview and commercials.

• Will she ever go away? I never did think she was funny.

• When I look at her I think, "Pussy dry. Like sandpaper."

• She's always been bitter. That's her style of comedy. You can't center an entir show or movie around bitterness because people don't want to see that. She had plastic surgery a few years ago that made her look almost like an East Asian in the eyes. Her eyes are not a squinty now.

• She's never been funny, and she's always been trash. And she's not aging well.

• I was behind the scenes of her show once, and she's a modern day Snow White. When a stylist tried to brush her hair, small forest animals came scurrying out.

• Is she bi? What's up with her and Jen Aniston?

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• Well, Chelsea being on TV and looking like shit prevents the famewhore Kardashians from taking up that time slot.

• She's a cunt.

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• She doesn't want to be there. She really, really doesn't want to be there and she can barely hide that fact R21, she honestly deserves a medal for that

• Drugs and booze. She's a tweeker. I mean, really you queens are slipping.

• Either Chelsea or someone else in that crazy office reads the DL. They've cleaned her up dramatically since this post first appeared. I still love you, Chelsea; not that you'd care and I'm okay with that too.

• Chelsea and Clinton Clinton

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• I get the feeling she's just sick of doing that show. I don't even watch anymore unless Jo Koy is on the panel. He's the only one that makes me laugh. Sadly he's not on much anymore. And I hate to sound sexist (or like Jerry Lewis), but why is it that every female comedian she has on that panel is about as funny as a toothache. Oh I forgot, I will watch it when Josh Wolf is on. I lust for his body.

• My gawd Josh Wolf's mouth & lips are to die for and Loni Love's Black attitude is great....Love how she puts Chelsea in her place. Chelsea’s a rude cunt to Jo Koy who I also like.

• She got the show because she was fucking somebody with clout at E! They broke up, she still has the show but it is so godawful that it can't be on for much longer.

• Wasn't Chelsea ficking the president of E! for a few years. That was probably the only reason why her show had staying power. I lust for Josh Wolf. I want him inside me badly.

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• She tried to make it in movies but it's not going to happen.

• This video showed up on Chelsea Lately show October 16th, 2012 (more details click thru). It shows a false reproduction of Sandra Bullock duplication in a nude scene in a shower. The video is false and is not Sandra Bullock. The original actress used before the pixel work was oriental, obvioius from looking at the eyes. [The technical people who did the work did this on purpose to avoid any incrimination and to protect themselves.] There was not a disclaimer placed on the video stating the video was not genuine. Sinora Chelsea Handler. You are perceived as an insult to Judiasm and your life in the entertainment industry will be short lived, good luck with your next career pursuit. Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones

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• Is Chelsea Handler a Reptilian shapeshifter? I watched Chelsea Lately for the 3rd time tonight. I think she maybe a Lesbian also. [click thru for the shocking details!] She's always talking about Lesbians and Bisexual women and making Vagina jokes. One of the 3 episodes I've watched, she had Maria Sharapova as a guest and she kept asking Maria about what was like to take showers in the locker room with other women tennis players. In the newest episode from yesterday, Chelsea and Jennifer Lawrence were talking about Vagina exercises and holding their Vaginas. If she's a Lesbian, she sure is Hot.... Jewish and Lesbian... what a hot combo!! Click thru to URL for much more info, thank you Sandra Bullock and Jamie Jones

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