I'm watching the LA edition, and why was the gay guy Madison pretending to like women? It was disturbing.
That guy went from winning some soap opera contest to being a big realtor in NY?
ANY piece of trash can be a "big realtor" in NYC or anywhere else for that matter, r12. It's not rocket science. It is just sales and hardly requires real skills, education, or artistic talent.
They cast that really hunky gay porn star from back in the day. What's his name again?
This show should be called Million Dollar Fisting.
Ryan is openly gay according to realitytea.
He's gay-for-pay, R15. There are no gay men that exist. All men are straight.
He resembles Olmec Head so ew.
Is this back on again?
Miss Madison claimed to be pansexual. Bitch, please. A can of tuna makes her go limp.
His lipstick is badly applied, that is what people should concern themselves with
Is Million dollar listing back on the air again?
when does it start?
[quote]I'm watching the LA edition, and why was the gay guy Madison pretending to like women? It was disturbing.
Self-Hate/denial issues I guess. It was embarassing to watch.
What sex acts did "Tag" actually do? and they all look gay
What is Ryan's sexuality?
r25, out and proud.
I thought Ryan was Mr. Hetero? He acts like the typical straight tool.
[quote]I thought Ryan was Mr. Hetero? He acts like the typical straight tool.
That's what I thought too.
Fredrik is good-looking but oddly sexless.
"Fredrik Eklund, nom de porn Tag Eriksson"
He said he was engaged to be maried yesterday during an interview - but is it to a man or a woman?
Ryan is straight. He lives to bang chicks, and he's so well-endowed, the chick can't even walk the next day.
Tag did pretty much everything and didn't quibble about whether he was gay. His best known film is probably The Hole, released in hard and softcore versions, that parodied The Grudge fairly well. Tag may or may not have bottomed, but he happily sucked dick.
He sure seemed gay in last night's episode, but the "straight" Ryan was shown shaving his whole body in the shower, so who knows?
[quote]His best known film is probably The Hole, released in hard and softcore versions, that parodied The Grudge fairly well.
I think that was supposed to be a parody of [italic]The Ring.[/italic] And yeah, it was pretty clever for porn. The director, Wash West, went on to do mainstream work (he co-produced the Sundance-honored indie film [italic]Quinceañera[/italic]).
That's right, The Ring, sorry. "Anyone who watches this video will turn gay in 7 days."
R19 It actually got even more annoying than that since at the time, "Miss Madison" repeatedly insisted on describing her sexualitya with the term, "polyamourous" which is even more annoying and pretentious than "pansexual." As if she was ever fooling absolutely anyone!
She is cute and I love her laugh though I have to add.
Give Madison a break, he was sticking his toe out of the closet and nearly all of us drove down the "I'm bi" road to Gay-ville.
How many seasons did Josh Flagg LIVE WITH his boyfriend and we never heard of him?
[italic]Out[/italic] interview with Fredrik. He mentions that he's engaged to his boyfriend, whom he met on the last day of shooting for the show.
Is he really nellie, or is the show just edited to make him look ridiculous?
I liked it when he and the Swedish chef he had hired were cooking and singing in Swedish. That was kinda fun...
Ryan is certainly trying to come off as straight.
Do straight men shave their arms??
I work in the NYC real estate biz and am mortified by Million Dollar Listing. I get that it is entertainment and Bravo's manipulative and contrived real estate porn, but I was nauseated by the players.
Just watched the show. I'd seen Freddy both in porn and a few years ago randomly at The Cock, but he seemed to have a lot more personality on MDL (and R13, real estate may not be rocket science, but it takes some fucking talent and personality to sell a billion dollars' worth of Manhattan residential real estate). Ryan is a TOTAL douche, and I don't buy for a second that he's 27; surely I'm not the only one to note the gray hair on his sides (probably the reason he keeps it so short) and the bags under his eyes. And who the fuck said he's "openly gay"? By all appearances on the show he's an obnoxious pussyhound.
As for Michael, the fact that no one's said anything about him yet speaks wonder. Why the fuck is he even *on* this show? He completely fucked up the sale of the Tribeca triplex -- which, if you missed it, he described as his "first big chance" (meaning he's a neophyte in the business) -- because he was too lazy to fax in an offer before heading off to Martha's Vineyard for a long weekend. He's OBVIOUSLY just a trust fund brat, and will obviously prove as useless as Josh Flagg (another trust fund-brat son of a real estate scion) is on MDL:LA. (It also wouldn't surprise me a bit if he, like Josh, ends up coming out of the closet in a couple of seasons.)
R37, if memory serves the show was filmed through late winter to early fall of 2011. You can tell by the various levels of tree growth in the background of shots, as well as everyone's attire.
I couldn't believe I was watching this crap and was entertained by it.
I thought Ryan hooked up with guys from Craiglist?
That tiny 5'2" Jew is awful, they need to get rid of him immediately. How could anyone possibly take him seriously, especially in those BOOTS!?
The real estate porn on this show is better than on Selling NY, though.
Poor Lorber. Either a son is a clone of the Dad or not at all.
What is wring with Fredrik Eklund' face? Is he overly Botoxed already at his age? He always looks shiny. He is one of those at one angle he's good looking and than a few millimeter angle change and he's not.
R39 nailed it. He is not hot in the least. The tatoo is horrific.
[quote]What is wrong with Fredrik Eklund's face? Is he overly Botoxed already at his age?
I thought of this when I watched last night's episode—sure enough, his forehead doesn't move. He can't hold a candle to Michael and his Chiclet veneers, though.
I want Ryan.
"ANY piece of trash can be a "big realtor" in NYC or anywhere else for that matter, [R12]. It's not rocket science. It is just sales and hardly requires real skills, education, or artistic talent."
You've managed to insult pornstars, realtors and by extension their consumers in one poison post. Is there anyone left?
I want Ryan to fuck me until I can't walk. He's totally my type. Yum!
[quote]What is wring with Fredrik Eklund' face? Is he overly Botoxed already at his age? He always looks shiny. He is one of those at one angle he's good looking and than a few millimeter angle change and he's not.
He has gay eyes -- gay face only concentrated in a small area and without the simpleton ear-to-ear grin and tooth-baring.
The eyes fall just short of being sexy, instead veering into the strange territory of just a little too animated, a little too goofy, try just a little too hard, and are ringed with a sort of permanent tattoo of guyliner. They won't stop working overtime and just behave normally. They won't stop smelling cookies.
Haven't seen it yet... how does it compare to the LA version?
Enough with this cookies bullshit. It wasn't funny the first 3456 times and will never catch on no matter how hard you try.
Well, smell you r60
I'd rather smell cookies, thanks.
No Buzz about this? I'm liking it...Esp the two hot realtors.
I feel sorry for Michael. He's so inept.
I don't pity him, R63 because he has a safety net in his father so he can fail all he wants. And besides the chicklet veneers, he's got an awful wig.
R64. I just felt sorry for him because he'll never be the son his father wants him to be. But yeah, he's got buckets of cash. Maybe he can go buy charisma.
True, R65. He'll always be living in his dad's shadow. When he said that shit about owning two homes plus his family house I had to laugh because I'm sure he only has those two properties because of his family.
Does anyone else have a hard time believing that Ryan is 26?
The porn guy is so not hot.
The porn guy has amazing eyes, but I don't think he's hot.
[quote]Ryan Serhant is a real estate broker and star of Million Dollar Listing New York City on Bravo. Ranked the #16 broker in New York City by The Real Deal Magazine. He was born in Houston, Texas and grew up in Topsfield, Massachusetts on Boston's North Shore. He graduated with a Bachelor of Arts from Hamilton College in 2006. Prior to his real estate career, he played Evan Walsh IV on As the World Turns. Ryan is also a hand model and has appeared in television commercials for AT&T.
Since he graduated from college 2006, he's somewhere around his late 20s.
[quote]He'll always be living in his dad's shadow. When he said that shit about owning two homes plus his family house I had to laugh because I'm sure he only has those two properties because of his family.
And that's so laughable how? I don't recall him trying to pass his real estate holdings off as the fruits of his own labor.
I guess I find it laughable because I think every statement he makes should be ended with '...because of my dad's money', R70. Without that money he wouldn't have his career, his veneers, his wig, his driver, none of it. He's not remotely good looking and he doesn't seem very intelligent. I don't think he'd thrive if left to his own devices.
At least Ryan and porn star have worked for what they have thus far.
Ryan Serhant is hot.
I like the show better than Selling New York because it's fun and cheesy. Great scene with Fredrik and Ryan meeting at Cafeteria Ryn should have thrown his drink at Fredrik the show doesn't try to be "serious" like selling NY Clearly Fredrik and Ryan had some talent or they wouldn't be so successful.
The little Jew is embarrassing. Talking about his veneers and having the Garanimal photos of his clothing so he knows what to wear each day. Ugh.
I do like the farce of this show. Poor Michael again. He is a little "stunted."
The girl he was negotiating with was hot!
I change my opinion on Frederick. He looked really good this week. Very hot body. They need to replace Michael with someone hot so that they can have three hot guys. This show also makes me think that it is time to recast the LA version of this show with three we guys.
Also how staged is this show?
This has to be the fakest of fake reality shows. The phony bitch fight between the gay porn guy and the alleged str8 stud and the stealing of listings is all so contrived and poorly acted. Not to mention carrying on like drag queens on Drag Race Untucked at public real estate functions....Mary! That would NEVER be tolerated among top brokers. NEVER.
It is absolutely the phoniest of them all. The narrative about Ryan being a pussy hound is hysterically funny. He's gayer than the porn queen. I hate the way Bravo does this shit. It's homophobic. I get that Ryan might still have some pretensions about being a big star as an actor. But that scene where he tells his assistant about his date was the phoniest thing I've ever seen. He SCREAMS queen. The only reason that his female date might not have been able to walk the next day (BTW, he did that line reading about as unconvincingly as he could!) is if she fell on the Jeff Stryker dildo he had propped up on his couch.
I don't know, I think Ryan is straight. He gives off that straight guy machismo. I don't think you can fake that. I still want him in me very deeply, bareback.
I watched this show out of boredom. The porn dude is just an annoying bitchy dude. Ryan is kind of hot but I'd put him at early 30's at the youngest. You can tell he's used his looks and charm as a way of life, in his own words he flirts with people , men and women. He does have fabulous hands though. Striking, really. Gives me the vibe of the gay "bro" type. I'd bet 100% bottom too. They all are.
Poor Jewish schlep with the perspiration problem. I thought the Jews were supposed to be smart? haha I'm kidding. Imagine getting botox in your armpits. Seems so painful. He seems terribly socially awkward. Why would he go on TV?
I don't think Ryan is gay what so ever. Then again, I don't personally know him either.
I just want to know if Ryan is gay or straight. He had a media relationship with Sonja for NYC Housewives. That made me think he's gay and Bravo was trying to cover it. Although on the first episode (it's the only one I watched) he acted like a heterosexual male. Someone should load a tranquilizer gun and when he turns his back shoot him. He needs to calm down. I can't watch that show with his hyper and aggressive behavior and Frederik's face twitches.
77/79...we heard you, frau.
If you think Ryan is "macho" you must be deaf and blind. "Macho" men don't generally shave their arms. He smells like lady's perfume through the TV set.
R80...how does one "act like a heterosexual male" exactly?
Why would Bravo, the gayest channel on tv, care if Ryan is gay or not and try to cover it up? It doesn't matter if he's gay or straight, he is hot and I want his big cock stabbing into my man cave.
The show is scripted, the listings and the sales are set ups.
OH...and the cars and drivers they all allegedly have. They are realtors not Donald Trump. It's the same fake always-riding-in-limos bullshit that Bravo does on the Really Phony Housewives shows.
To be fair, I think the reason they do that is because it is easier to use conversation as a means to drive story when one of the people engaged in that conversation isn't driving a car.
Maybe R88, but they are always alone in the backseat of the car on Listing, just reciting their lines to the camera. However, I don't doubt that the realtors would all be challenged to both drive and speak. Not the brightest bunch.
R85= dumber than a box of rocks. Seriously, you are unbelievably stupid.
[quote]Great scene with Fredrik and Ryan meeting at Cafeteria
R72, You do realize that scene was completely staged and scripted, right? This show is just another Bravo non-reality show creating fake drama.
Please elaborate R90. Are you denying that Bravo is the gayest channel on tv? Please provide a reason why Bravo would care if Ryan is gay or not.
Drinking Game Alert!!
All 3 douches are scheduled to be Andy Cohen's guests on Watch What Happens Live tomorrow night after the new episode.
R92...you're a moron. You keep stating that it's the gayest channel...YOU elaborate with proof. You mean because there are a couple of gay people on their reality shows? They've also had homophobes on their reality shows too. If you honestly think that they wouldn't promote homophobia if it brought in ratings, you're nuts. Most of the gay 'characters' on their scripted 'reality' shows are complete stereotypes. The "Housewives of Orange County" show tried to make a sex symbol out of the homophobic closet case baseball player. It's not a pro-gay channel, snookums. You must be a frau because no gay person would think Bravo was pro-gay.
Oh and moron 92...you do realize that the first 'Million Dollar Listing' show let that guy stay in the closet, don't you?
You're SO stupid.
Can't stand the show, can't stand the cast.
What a waste of TV space.
The guys of the NY version are really boring, especially compared to Chad and Josh and Madison.
R97, Chad left.. we know have two Josh's and of course gay boy Madi :)
Just saw this today.
It would be interesting to see real realtors at work.
I mean 400k from a sale? Wow! Their lifestyles look extravagant, too.
That poor Michael is completely useless.
His date was embarrassing and awkward.
The three guys were on live with Andy Cohen following the March 28th show. They answered twitter, phone calls and e-mail questions.
Fredrik was angry that Ryan keeps bringing up his porn days. At one point, Fredrik came close to saying Ryan is gay himself. Need to go back and watch to get the exact quote. Anyone else see it?
There's definitely something fish going on with the way Ryan's sexuality is portrayed. I smell a cover up.
realitytea's description was changed to this:
Is it possible RT was mistaking Ryan for Frederik?
I don't think so, R103. The cached article also mentions that Fredrik is a former porn star just a few sentences before the comment about Ryan being openly gay. I think Bravo has decided to deceptively script Ryan as a straight pussyhound to draw in more housefrau viewers. After all, that's their bread and butter. But Sonja Morgan?! Puh-leeze!
On WWHL Andy Cohen asked Ryan if he was hooking up with someone (a female name that must be on the show, but since I don't watch it I don't know if she's a client or someone he works with). Whoever she is, she must be older because Andy followed up asking if he likes older women. Ryan responded that older or younger is cool (he never said women) and he's open.
I thought Andy was going to follow up the 'open' comment with something about swimming in the man pool (that's how he refers to it sometimes), but he didn't.
It wasn't surprising because if the cover is on, then he'd of course be part of it.
Frederik said that he's engaged to be married to some dude.
The shortest guy had really weird looking hair. I think he tried to say that he'd let his gray grow out, but it looked more like he had silver highlights added all over. Odd.
Bright lights are not Ryan's friend. He didn't look nearly attractive on the brightly lit WWHL as he does on the softly lit show, in which he probably also wears makeup. He claims he's late 20s, right? I would guess late 30s if I saw him on the street.
[quote]The three guys were on live with Andy Cohen following the March 28th show.
I saw that, and thought the only interesting thing was that Michael has gray hair, looked less plastic, was much more likable and quick witted than the series has portrayed him. He went up in my estimation.
There's something just off about Fredrik, some fundamental personality defect.
The female callers who addressed their questions to Fredrick all wanted to jump his bones. He looks like a cartoon forest creature. Michael seems to be fan favorite however. Pretty good show much better than the cringe worthy Clay Aiken/Jenna Jameson ep.
Despite what you think, Bravos audience is split almost evenly between your so-called fraus and urban men 18-49, many of who identify as gay. It is what I do for a living. Out of all the shows on Bravo, straight guys watch Top Chef and RHOBH. The most watched show by gay men on Bravo is a tossup between RHONY and RHOA.
Michael is kind of a loveable dork. Much more appealing and witty away from the series. Fredrik is just bizarre in looks and personality. Everything about Ryan, both on the inside and outside, is fake and plastic.
The one needs to lay off the Botox.
"many of who identify as gay"
Excellent sleuthing, R101/R102. I, too, believe Ryan is straight-for-pay, as per his Bravo contract.
Lord Frederik is just really homely. Sorry, I know he can't do anything about it, but when I see someone who is touted as being hot, and thinks he is hot, I have to call it out.
Interesting that Andy Cohen had a viewer poll on who would you select to sell your house. Result: Ryan won, Michael second, Fredrik third.
In my opinion, Michael came off as the most real (same as on the show) with Cohen. Ryan was relatively quiet and passive. Even Fredrik toned it down a lot.
From watching, I believe it's a valid option to believe that Ryan is playing straight, and is therefore uncomfortable on live TV.
Shocked that Ryan admitted on TV to having sex with clients and having sex in his listings. That kind of inappropriate behavior gets around quickly in the realtor community.
Isn't it unethical to represent the buyer and the seller? I can't imagine why I would want that.
Also, this show must be fake; otherwise, why would they show Frederik allowing a client listen to the negotiation?
Once a whore... forever a whore.
For anyone who wonders or cares about the "O.G." LA version of the show...
During the WWHL episode featuring the douches of the NYC iteration, gay Josh called in to comment or ask a question or something - I can't remember what he called for. But he did say that the LA cast are currently filming their next season.
So that answers the question some people had (including me) as to whether the New York show is replacing the LA show. Perhaps Bravo hopes for the Million Dollar Listing franchise to become as far reaching as the Housewives.
I would like to see the Stockton, CA version.
r116, that too seemed completely fake to foster this image. No way a real professional would admit to that.
There is NOTHING real about this show! The clients, the back and forth....all fake. The idea that Ryan could be straight, is funny as hell!
Yes, the show is completely fake from Ryan's over-the-top portrayal of what he imagines a str8 guy would act like to the young couple who allegedly paid 17 million cash far an apartment. And the cat fights at public real estate functions between the agents...puhleez. The writers, oooops I mean "producers" have watched way too many Dynasty reruns. You just know the season finale will be 2 of these fake realtors hair pulling in a pool.
as much as I enjoy the trash of the show, you are right.
FAKE FAKE FAKE
I know hugely successful brokers who do the same thing as Core.
There is NO WAY the discussion of the brokerage commission would be discussed in such a way.
And if any of these high end agents ever displayed the shit Ryan and Fredrik display towards one another, there would be no other time that would happen: they'd be fired.
...but I still would like to see Ryan and his huge cock.
I also believe that some of the stuff isn't real, like the rivalry between Fredrik and Ryan, but how about the other stuff? Are the listings fake? Are the clients actors? If these guys work for reputable firms, why would the firms want to be associated with faked drama or practices that could be seen as shady?
lol @ the Olmec head comment
R125 - I was thinking the same thing: why would reputable (are they?) firms want these caricatures representing them? does being on the show bring in business?
and do these apartments actually sell? there was one episode where Freakrich showed an apt to this stupid ugly blond bimbo - asking price like $6 million (it was actually very funny: he said if he wasn't attached he would ask her out....mmmhhmmm) anyway, she was dressed cheaply, certainly didn't have the disposition of a wealthy buyer etc - so are the buyers/clients actors?
didn't anyone watch the episode where Michael brought that poor girl on a date? it was so painful to watch
he couldn't even decide whether to order wine or a drink then said "we'll just have water"
then he takes out his cc before the bill arrives and she calls him on it
it was so awkward. I think he may still be a virgin
Why would anyone want Michael to represent them? He's completely inept. And someone needs to inform him that buying expensive bathing suits is not going to help his flabby body look any better.
Michael, despite all of his money is definitely the Willy Loman of the group. Which episode did he go on a date? I missed it and an earlier poster said that he addressed the situation with his veneers.
I bet Fredrik has ridden Ryan's cock a dozen times. Ryan is sooooo girly it's funny. I also bet Andy Cohen has had all three of them. Anyone that thinks any of this shit show is real, should have their head examined.
Shouldn't you wear undershirts with those dress shirts?
It's looks cheap to just wear you dress shirt with nothing on underneath.
if Ryan is gay, he's acting like a straight guy pretty well.
And I have known hot straight guys that are as girly as he is.
4/4/2012, the episode wherein we make Ryan a notorious pussyhound.
r134, but SOMEONE in NYC must know the real deal about Ryan. Spill.
I'm now fairly certain Ryan is gay after watching the episode where he cast "models" for an apartment shoot
"want to go to dinner?"
"umm, yea, definitely, awesome"
the chick was so plain and dull.....thinning hair, tree trunk legs. In other words: non-threatening - the kind closeted guys choose
and then he blew her off the next day
it was awesome
[quote]if Ryan is gay, he's acting like a straight guy pretty well.
[quote]And I have known hot straight guys that are as girly as he is.
hmmmm. So, r133 the way to act like a str8 guy is to act "girly". hmmmmmmm.
I bet you think you're "str8 acting" too. Right miss thing?
I like Michael, he may not be Mr. Charisma but he seems honest if inexperienced. He will learn the ropes in time, but the other two are just sharks and will ruin there reputations all over town.
r137, I think you know what I meant: some straight guys DO act femme but are truly straight.
All I know is what you wrote...Ryan is acting like a str8 guy because he is girly.
r140, ok, I stand by what I wrote.
Ryan is acting like a straight guy pretty well [hitting on girls, talking about girls, checking girls out, flirting with girls, saying he's genuinely interested in girls]
And, I know hot guys who act just like him...and are straight.
Jay from this year's Survivor is an example for you.
R141...just shut up. You're a complete moron, and a really annoying one at that.
He's hot until he opens his mouth. He's the biggest sissy I've ever seen. And that little monkey looking dude also on the show is pathethic.
Ryan is trying so hard to play the role of a hetero man but when he last did it on that soap opera it was scripted so he had no problem with it. Now he is just given a scenario by the producers that he has to create himself. And he is failing miserably. He has no experience with women so he is faking it and it shows.
This has got to be the most boring real estate faux-reality show on tv. Who cares about any of these phonies?
Watch him when he's on his scripted date with the model...but turn the sound down. It looks like a queen and his fruit fly at brunch. Fun stuff!
If Ryan is straight, he's an asshat. He treated his model date like crap at the photo shoot, obviously flirting with all the other female models and paying little attention to her.
But, Ryan is a easy target; his own worst enemy. Case in point: making such a big deal about the doorman screening any women who visit his apartment building, so he's not bothered by stalkers. My first reaction was Ryan went back again and again to the shows' producers to make sure that totally unnecessary scene stayed in the episode.
r143, fuck off.
What is so hard for you losers to understand that there are some fey straight guys.
Not everyone is gay.
R148...snookie bear, this is a GAY gossip board. YOU fuck off, cunt. No one here said that EVERYONE is gay. That's rhetoric that you homophobic cunts trot out when we suggest that anyone might be gay. You got lost on your way to the evil, ugly frau board. Get lost.
r149, I'm a gay guy. Very masculine, very good looking, very successful.
Believe it or not.
I have been coming here for years and have posted some REAL gossip (and really good truths, too).
I actually think many actors are gay and hiding in the closet.
BUT, I was just stating that while you may WANT Ryan to be gay, he is displaying all the straight traits that some of my more nelly yet STRAIGHT good looking guy friends do...so, not everyone who "flames" is gay.
What is hard to understand about that???
Ryan is very gay for a straight man then. He also has big tits and nips that bother me. Maybe if he didn't shave it would appear better.
'I'm a gay guy. Very masculine, very good looking, very successful.
Believe it or not.'
I choose not, R150. And if even if it's true, why does it matter?
They were using actors and fake listings on the L.A. version. One of the blogs called them on their bullshit. The NY version seems even faker.
r152, to show you I am not what you called me, you know: "snookie bear... fuck off, cunt. ...That's rhetoric that you homophobic cunts trot out when we suggest that anyone might be gay. You got lost on your way to the evil, ugly frau board."
Are you a douche to everyone?
We hope something very bad happens to the queen.
quote['I'm a gay guy. Very masculine, very good looking, very successful. Believe it or not.']
And I'm the Empress of Costaguadamexirico. Oh, and Ryan is straight.
Actually, R154, I'm not R149 who called you all of those things. I'm just someone who thinks it's silly that anyone should need to promote their masculinity on an anonymous message board. It's like me saying I'm a billionaire porn star. It's irrelevant and there's no way it can be proven one way or the other.
But seriously, back to the show. I felt bad for Ryan's date. I'm sure she naively thought that it would be good exposure for her to be on a reality show and I think during the shoot she realized that she'd been used as a plot device and walked out.
Actually, R157, the people at the photo shoot were called "models" but that was just an intentional euphemism for "actors." Including Ryan's "date."
You can't make this stuff up. Oh, wait...
This show is so fucking boring, I barely got through 15 minutes. Christ! Cancel it! I hate Frederik the most, what an ugly man.
Love it. Don't care if it's fake. Can't get enough.
R154...no, snookums. Just to self-loathing trash like you. Toodles, cunt!
R154, what R162 meant to say is, "Yes."
That bitchy comment just underscores what trash she is.
Selling New York / Selling L.A. much better programming and 30 minutes each episode.
An hour each for MDL NY is way long and drawn out. More about the male model men tnan the listings or selling real estate.
The Kliers are the best in the biz.
Frederick is hot! So handsome. And he's also by far the smartest guy on the show.
Frederick. He's ugly and looks like a neanderthal in a suit. Unfortunately, his rudeness and fakiness pays off and he seems to be making the most money.
[quote]he seems to be making the most money.
It's a reality show which means there is no reality. What he says on the show probably bares little resemblance to real life. Frederick is far from handsome. He is well groomed.
I hate Frederdick's accent! He sounds remedial.
I'm trying to force myself to watch this on my DVR. I have three episodes that I've been putting off. The show is awful. It's painfully contrived and I don't find a single one of the characters likable. I'm going to delete this shit off my HD and take it off my scheduled recordings. Terrible.
Everyone is buzzing about this show everywhere!
I love this show. Fredrik is terrific!
I can't believe someone hates Fredrik's accent. I would pay money to hear it. It's adorable.
I love it when he does his victory kick.
Fredrik's nostrils are extremely disturbing
Did Ryan actually kill a mouse in a microwave to feed a snake on this show? Hideous!! Why couldn't he just let the snake kill the mouse? Burning it in a microwave is insanely cruel.
Fredrik has luscious lips. He's gorgeous. And everyone in real estate is slime. At least Fredrik dies it with panache and gorgeosity and humor. I just feel sorry for Ryan & Michael.
OKAY, we get it--you like Fredrik. Now STFU.
R174 No, the mouse was frozen. He put it in the microwave to thaw it out. Still disgusting though.
Why do you faggots think every man is gay? Pathetic. Wishful thinking.
Fredrik's resemblance to the Grinch is unsettling...
Fredrik needs to lay off the Botox. He's overly shiny and expressionless.
Fredrik looks greasy.
I want to chew on Ryan's hole. I know he's a self absorbed douche, but I want to hit it.
There's something off about Ryan's looks. On paper, he's good looking I suppose, but just something so fake and artificial about him.
Fatty Arbuckle "Andy" seems to have a thing for guys who are trying to mimic Christian Bale in "American Psycho." Deadbeat dad Slade did a whole exercise routine right out of that movie. This guy could easily be the inspiration for Bale's character. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he was a sociopath. He's got the whole look down perfectly; better than Bale, in fact.
r184, it's called ACTING.
First and foremost, Ryan is an actor!
This show, and the L.A. version, are the most scripted in Bravo's line-up. Fredrick is about as subtle in his line readings as Joan Collins in Dynasty.
Michael (aka "Fredo") is just too stupid to live. Is his father (whom he mentions in every single conversation) REALLY a big deal in NYC real estate? If so, does the father realize that he himself is coming across as incredibly foolish by continuing to support his semi-retarded son?
R185, if that's the best he can do he had better actually get into the real estate game. :) He's about as convincing as a straight guy as I am!
Not for anything, I wouldn't have bought that Park Ave apt either. Narrow glass building stuck between two pre-war apt. buildings. On the first floor no less over looking traffic. I swear these architects have no idea how real people live.
No one has mentioned Fredrik's hairy toes and feet, seen this week in excruciating close-up!
How many of them fucked Andy Cohen?
Mark Conseulos fucks Andy Coehn....
MDLNY has a huge tell on it's scripted ness. Snow. Half the time they are in jackets and snow is on the ground the next moment they are on a yacht in shorts...dry streets one scene, snow and overcoats the next..
agree with all who say it is easily the most scripted show (even worse than Celebrity House Hunters (did anyone catch the Biz Markie episode?)
Anyway, can anyone tell me if there is language during the credits that state that NONE of these buyers ever materialize??
Otherwise, I need to move to NYC if it's THAT FUCKING EASY to make $400K in one 5 minute appointment (and love the way they pretend to be such high negotiators: Fredrik: "I can't go up" The ugly bitch: "Asshole, I'm leaving" Fredrik: "Bye" Ugly Bitch: "Well, wait a sec, how about I go all the way up to asking price (you know $600K more than offered FIVE MINS AGO)?"
R193, tee hee!
Can that woman REALLY be a NYC Realtor? Short-ahort dress, rather long hair...ya don't have to be a model, of course, but, it is sales, after all. However, she did call Fredrik an ass, so that's a plus.
I know for a fact that Ryan is bi.
Oh, and he isn't lying about his equipment either.
omg i saw te Corey Feldman ep - I mean their celebs are lower than Dancing with the ..Stars?
I had to laugh my ass off I kept saying "Corey Feldman could not afford the bathroom in those places lol.."
R196 sounds like you were with Ryan - do tell how hung is he? top or bottom?
Have we all tuned out or did the show end?
I just knew that Fredrick's HOT assistant was going to be revealed as his boyfriend at the end of the show, so I was shocked they show him with that homely looking guy in the park. The bf must be super rich because he ain't no looker.
Andy announced on WWHL last night that it's renewed for a second season. I wonder if Ryan will keep pretending to be straight?
r201, I think from the LIVE show of WWH it is apparent to anyone with a brain that Ryan is gay but acting straight.
The smirks on Andy's and Fredrik's faces when mentioning Ryan's dating scene was priceless
Have not watched the show but Frederic comes across well on WWHL. Michael is kind of goofy/nebbishy and Ryan has a nice body but is somewhat repellent.
The dental veneers on this show are worse than THE SWAN. Michael can't close his mouth because of his and Ryan does this weird beaver/Clark Gable denture thing with his mouth because of them.
RE 201. I thought the same thing- the hot assisstant will be revealed to be the BF. No offense, cause love is love, but that guy is homely, and the 2 seemed so stilted with each other. My theory- Fredric does not wan't someone more attractive than him, as his BF. I've known guys like that, usually successful, with big egos. It always has to be all about them. Their partner/spouse, is just another accessory - but shall never be one to attract more attention then themself. Fredric must always be the shining star. Just my theory.
Michael is gay, too. They're all gay.
The best news of all from the other night is that the LA version is coming back in June. YAY!
Ryan is a true breakout star!
Does anyone have a link to a porn movie clip featuring Frederick??? Thanks
Ryan is so incredibly sexy. That attitude plus his looks makes him the perfect type for me.
What was up with Fredrick doing porn? His father is an extremely wealthy man in Sweden, and Fredrick was already a successful businessman at the time. What was he thinking?
Ryan's a stereotypical douche.
R211 = ego... and a big dick.
His dick is average.
[quote]My theory- Fredric does not wan't someone more attractive than him, as his BF.
Sorry, Fredric is very well groomed but he's not good looking.
Whats the 411 on the assisstant?
Frederick's ASSistant is hot stuff. His thighs looked amazing in those tight red pants.
Did ya'll see the preview for the new season of MDL: LA? Did Josh Flagg come out on the show already? I didn't watch any of last season. Madison seems to be on some sort of reality fame induced downward spiral. He often appears to be high or drunk and looks very thin and unhealthy.
Fredrick's assistant is the hottest guy on the show. They showed him from the side and his butt was about to pop out of his white pants. And a sharp dresser, too.
Flagg came out last season, his bf is ultra fem it is scary I think he has a pussy. I miss the 40 year old dude with Justin Bieber hair he was hysterical to watch.
I passed Ryan Serhant on the street at 25th and 9th this morning as he was trying to hail a cab. He was dressed in one of his trademark slick suits, so he was probably headed to any early meeting.
Is he still claiming he's in his late 20s? Not to be catty, but honestly, up close, he looks more like late 40s. He's a fairly handsome guy up close, no dispute there, and taller than he looks on the tube, but he just looks so much older than he claims. Maybe it's the grayish hair, or his gait, or his bad posture or his shininess (I know that sounds odd, but he's got a shiny face). Just no way is this guy is late 20s. Supposedly he's dating Sonja Morgan from RHONY.
Fredrik is actually unattractive. He has droopy lids, a pinched nose, and 'Jay Leno chin'. His dick is thick, but it is average in length... He was a moderately successful porn star because he was uncut, a rarity at that particular period of gay porn history.
He and his BF are well-matched.
They show ass on this show?!!??
Luis is so sexy. I can't sleep at night from thinking about his manliness.