- I heard Heather Paige Kent is joining the show. She used to be 'That's Life' - a show that I just loved! I think I read she's married to a doctor now, which is her ticket in.
- When does it start Op?
- Last night at 9pm.
Slade is such a douche.
I want to see nekkid Shane Keough.
Vicki is one dumb gash.
Peggy looked like she was wearing one of Alex McCord's old dresses at Vicki's Cajun BBQ.
- "Briana is living with her girlfriend and is the happiest she's ever been."
- Good for Don for asking for spousal support!
- What was the story with Peggy? Did they fire her as a regular or did they get rid of her mid-season? It seems like she was slated to be a part of the cast when this was filmed.
- Agree, R1. "That's Life" was great (especially the first season). I love Heather - and honestly can't believe she's going to be involved with those classless, ugly, non-rich whores in OC.
- Peggy says she quit because she didn't want to be part of the drama anymore, but the reality blogs say she got fired because she refused to let the producers turn her money problems into a storyline. (Bravo reportedly removed her from the cast but is still enforcing her contract, meaning she can't do other shows.)
Isn't her husband supposedly gay/bi?
- So is Heather on this to further her career or because she and the plastic surgeon are broke?
- Tamara is the cuntiest bitch ever. Wow! Go gurl.
- r8, where did you hear that about the husband?
- R11, I thought I read it here, but it could have been one of the gossip blogs.
- I guess no one watches these tired hags?
- Hmm next week looks Good Tamra and Eddy fight after Tamra feels Edward is flirting with Icki right next to Icki's new man, Tamra loses her shit. And Edwardo calls her an Idiot.
- Bump for those looking for OC thread.
- Slade may be a douche bag but I still think he's hot.
- r14, talk about ridiculously staged drama.
- Slade has Ramona creepy eyes!
- Why doesn't the ban on soap opera threads apply to the Housewives' franchise?
- Because, r19, Housewives is completely UNscripted, completely UNfabricated reality.
If you have any problems, ya can post on my Facebook wall, tweeeeeeeet me, or call in to chat.
- Is Ryan gay? Has this been discussed?
- Ryan is so not gay.
- Is Shane gay? I forgot about Shane. What about Vicki's son? Gay? Seems gay.
- Vicki's son has always been cute in a nerdy way.
- Holy shit, Vicki's son is beat. I wouldn't fuck his smelly hole with R24's dick.
- No one cares about these OC hags.
- They need to place Brandi in the OC and take the new bitch Heather and place her in the BH group. What a pretentious twat.
- Tamra was right, Gretchen is sporting the trout look.
- Vicki sorta reminds me of Wayland Flowers' Madame.
- The Gretchen/Slade scenes are so stagey and fake.
As much as I hate her and Taliban Jim, I'm glad that delusional Alexis is back. She makes for good TV.
- Vicki's boyfriend is fucking boring. There's just nothing to him at all and he's not even cute. Tamra's boyfriend Eddie is as dumb as a box of hair but at least he's not hard to look at. He's too willing to buy into the bullshit contrived drama, though. The big "fight" they got into over the nerd touching her boob was just ridiculous.
Love how Vicki says her BF doesn't let her boss him around right when she's telling him what to pack. For a weekend trip. On Catalina. Which is not like going to Palm Beach.
Gretchen is so much prettier without all the makeup. She looks like a different person with a fresh face, so much younger and appealing. God, that photo they picked of her from the shoot was ghastly, though. Horrible pose and expression.
I have to wonder since all of these howives seem to have some kind of product line, how damaged do you have to be to buy shit from them? Why in the world would you buy some Alexis Couture or makeup from Gretchen when you can find the same stuff cheaper at any mall?
The big lesson from the episode: if Vicki invites you to dinner, eat ahead of time.
- Did Dame Moylan write a recap of this episode on Gawker?
- Ratings crashed the second week.
- [quote]Ratings crashed the second week.
This may be the original Housewives show but I've always found it to be the least interesting. Well, I mean it is not total shit like DC and Miami, but it has never held the fun or OTT attitude of NJ, NY, ATL or BH.
- I think what makes this show the most interesting is it mirrors the America we all love to hate here. The overextended credit for shallow pursuits and then the eventual fall from grace all the while being oblivious/ignorant to what is really going on in our country.
- Viewers have been turned off since superstar Lauri Waring Peterson left the show.
- The problem is, most of these gals don't really do anything so they have to keep showing them going out for lunch or having fake dinner parties so they can bitch to/about their counterparts. None of them are inherently interesting.
Did someone here really describe Vicki's son in complimentary terms? Get out much?
- Tamra deserves a raise. She carries this show.
- I agree, give Tamra her own show. Call it OC-the other side of the tracks.
Did anyone notice they filmed in Tamra's old house when she was with Peggy? What was up with that?
Lauri Waring Peterson is OC Royalty. I wonder how that is working out for her.
- Is Ryan gay? He's becoming a personal trainer.
He has gay face for days. I mean really pronounced gay face like I have never seen.
- When Tamra was packing for the trip to Catalina, it looked like she does all her shopping at Strawberry and Express.
What a bunch of cheap shit she wears.
- [quote] Is Ryan gay?
I always thought so. I also always thought that he had this weird sexual chemistry with Simon, who I imagined would fuck Ryan in the bedroom, when Tamra wasn't home.
And I still think that Eddie is gay. That stupid little argument on Catalina Island seemed like a desperate attempt to butch him up. Sorry producers, but it didn't work. He still acts like a mincing queen.
- I don't think Eddie is gay, he wouldn't be with a trashy slut like Tamra if he were. He would be with meek, mousy type of girl or an asian women.
- Simon was smoking hot when he had that scene with Ryan, where, in his tie and his shirt sleaves rolled up, he sternly spelled out just exactly what was expected from him, as Ryan sat there and pouted. Thought they definatley had more chemistry then he and poor Tamra!
- I don't remember Vicky being so unattractive. Is it natural aging, poor health or bad "work"?
- Vicki should have had more common sense to know that California blondes are not going to eat crawfish. I'm from the South and I wouldn't eat that shit either.
- R45, apparently Vicki under went some non invasive upgrades and that is why she looks so damn stunning this season.
- Donn Gunvalson spotted at sex club;
- Vicki's looks stun people all right, just like a taser does.
- The plastic surgeon husband of the new gal should "heal thyself" as his honker of a schnozz is very distracting.
- No shit, that is one big can opener on him. The weird thing is the bridge is really narrow so he may have had some work done on that thing. Time for round two. His wife seems like a class A bitch and a waiters nightmare.
- Alexis should never wear her hair like that again, it brought our all her facial dificiencies. Weak chin, big honker, she looked like a Afghan hound.
- those pics of Vicki are so air brushed, doesn't even look like the hag we are seeing on the show.
- Tamra is trailer trash. She's so jealous and mean spirited.
- Why did Tamra freak out about Vicki and Eddie? She's such an insecure idiot.
- r55, perhaps because it's all fake?
- Slade is so hot!
- Are Slade and Gretchen using meth?
Both look dissipated in a drug user way?
Gretchen's skin is horrible - all pimply and with acne and scars.
And Slade is greasy and dissipated.
- Slade is a loser.
- The show described Slade as an 'insurance executive'.
I kind of doubt he is an 'insurance executive' at this time. Perhaps in the past he was one?
Others have said that Slade never works and is a mooch.
Does he ever work? He doesn't seem to work. He seems more like a mooch.
- Yes, he is a mooch. Gretchen needs to ditch him.
- Tamara definitely had something done around her eyes this season.
- I think I am out.. the only person I like is Briana, and they hardly ever show her.
- Awe.. Brianna thinks of Donn as her dad.
- I heard Bri ran off to vegas and got married. Vicky was pissed
- To a woman, R65?
- Victoria is the epitome of class and elegance. I cannot fathom why she cavorts with these low class bottom feeders. She finally disposed of her demanding husband and now has a hunk who can satisfy her sexual appetite. You can discern that she is truly in a state of rapture as she is glowing like the sun.
- Are Gretchen and Slade still living off the insurance proceeds from her late fiancee? Because, let's face it, no one is going to be buying her purses or cosmetics. And you can live in Orange County for what she makes off the show, but not if you want to keep up appearances and be driving a Range Rover and living in a nice house. And you know that Slade doesn't bring in a nickel, despite his protestations that he's got a job. Nobody in their right mind who wanted to keep up some semblance of a professional would have put on that amateurish spectacle at the comedy club as he did.
The only thing that comes out of Vicki's mouth that I believe is that she truly loves her kids. She's overbearing and overprotective with them, but at least not neglectful.
- "Does he ever work? He doesn't seem to work. He seems more like a mooch."
On the first season of RHOOC, he had a great job was making lots of money. By the 2nd season, I believe, maybe the 3rd, he had lost his job
- Gretchen Rossi is a beauty. But her insecurity takes away from her appeal. Slade is a loser who lives off Housewives. "Housewife Hunter" Bam! BAM! BAM BAM BAM!!! He's truly worthless and not even aware of how smarmy he comes off. He's like another housewife. He's trivial, lazy, vain and spiteful.
- Slade worked in the mortgage or title insurance business when the show first appeared but lost his job when the real estate market went south. However he's always seemed to think of himself as a star in his own right and so leaped at the chance to be on camera and be part of show biz. We saw how well that worked out when he tried to manage Jo's singing career and then do their own reality series: abject failures. So now he's latched onto Gretchen in a desperate attempt at maintaining his "stardom." But you'd think at some point he'd realize he's got to pack it in and try to get a real job again.
- I'd love to see Tamra's bf mark his territory!
- I'm sorry Gretchen is NOT a beauty at all. Her face shape, looking at her old pictures, this woman is not a beauty at all. Sooo done up. Not a real beauty!
- Even though I think Slade is pretty much completely worthless, even I felt bad for him when he bombed at the Improv. I mean, that was pretty much nuclear-level devastation. And how could you even script something like that for the purposes of the plot he's been assigned? As a producer, how do you tell someone "This is what you're going to do and it's going to make you look even more like a pathetic idiot loser than you already are"?
And he, famewhorish and totally without self-awareness as he is, laps it up. I guess the people I should feel sorry for are his mom and children, who are innocent victims to his trainwreck.
- That new chick Heather is totally unlikeable and humorless. I don't think she'll last past this season.
- Oh yeah. The part of unlikeable and humorless is already being done by Alexis. And Vicki.
- Interesting that in the first conversation with Eddie Tamra had about moving in together, not once does she mention the effect it would have on her children. Only when she mentions how her daughter is effected by Simon having a live-in girlfriend does it come up. She also said she would stay home and live off Eddie and in the very next breath said she had to support herself. So which is it, you dumb fucking cunt?
- Slade makes my gadar go off. Surely he's has felt man lips on his private parts at some point.
- They need to show more of Vicki's hot, sexy son Michael. Preferrably shirtless.
- Has Ryan gotten huge and a grew a beard?
- I was watching Real Housewives the other night, and I thought to myself, "Slade sure has gayface". Glad somebody else noticed he seems gay too, R78.
- * grown a beard...
- Looks like fans are really over the OC hags. Its ratings compared to BH, ATL, and NJ are awful. I'm interested to see how the revamped NY version will do.
- What was the deal with the chef bringing out the final course in big plastic bags. Is that traditional? Lousy presentation.
- This show needs gay sex. I want to see Eddie fuck Tamara's son Ryan. Ya know he already has.
- r85, we all have.
Simon, Shane, Slade, & Don
- The Ryan is gay troll must go, we don't care anything about Ryan, he's not a part of the show, his presence in previous seasons was just to show what a douch bag he was.
- Don't forget about me. Anyone wanna tap my sweet virgin hole?
- Was Jeana fired from the show or did she quit?
- She quit. And evidently, none of the woman would film with her anyway.
- r90, why wouldn't they film with her?
- Shane Keough is fucking the new housewife. Guess he's not into cock after all.
- Tamara is a whore
- I was getting a facial with my sister in law one day in Lake Forest and Vicki was in there waiting patiently for someone to help her as the two gals were busy finishing up with us. I pretended not to recognize her.
- I love Brianna. I would watch her reality show in a hot second. And I don't think I'm alone.
- Brianna is a sweetheart, she is probably the most likable person on any of these shows. She seems to be a good person despite her Mom. Michael is a waste of space and butt ugly too.
I kind of like Tamra she is a trashy bimbo but I think she has a brain somewhere amidst all that peroxide, she looks so much better without her huge tatas.
How much makeup does Gretchen put on at one sitting? Seriously, no wonder her skin is so bad.
- I think Gretchen slaps on the paint to cover her drug, alcohol use. She looks totally different than when she first appeared on the show, like someone drained all the water out of her. She's no longer dewy but dehydrated and with horrible skin. She's looking old, like women you see hanging out in the casinos in Vegas. Slade is just her third dog, trying to do new doggy tricks.
I miss Donn, he had a good, jovial way about him, with a fun bit of snark. This new guy is dull and boring as hell. Vicki has traded down but she got what she wanted, someone to totally walk on and do it all her way every day. How boring. She'll always have to pay all the bills too as this guy has no money or seems no manner of making it.
The new housewife irks me. She's prissy in a bad way. I think she's paranoid about how she will appear in the show so she can let any guards down.
Brianna is the only one there with a core sense of self.
Tamara looks way much better without the huge tits.
- Gretchen and Slade both look dissipated, seedy, unhealthy, drawn, and shabby.
They look like crystal meth users. Or if not crystal meth, then other drugs and alcohol.
Slade looks greasy, seedy, and worn.
Gretchen's skin on her cheeks looks terrible - full of acne or pimples or pock marks or something caused by drugs.
Something is wrong in their household.
- The new housewife's plastic surgeon is so dismally unattractive.
I think I would rather be alone than married to someone that unattractive. He has a really terrible looking nose.
Maybe he has a good personality?
His bountiful money would not sway me.
- R99 here - meant to type:
The new housewife's plastic surgeon husband is so dismally unattractve.
- Vicki, Slade and his Mom all suffer from who-ville face. You know where the chasm between nose and upper lip quite pronounced.
- He's not classically attractive but seems to have a very sweet personality. (From what I saw on one episode) He is being sued by 2 former patient who weren't happy with the outcome of their procedures.
- Love her too r95
- Slade's mother looks like she has been thru hell in her life.
She looks like part of the poverty-stricken underclass - really rough looking - a million wrinkles and other maladies.
- Slade's mom has to pretend Slade is doing just fine and doing things that have meaning. Over time, pretending takes a huge toll.
- Slade's attempt at being a stand-up comic at the Improv was horrendous.
- This show is pretty dull. Tamra is so trailer park trashy. I really dislike her.
- Why is Slade getting air time? Who is he fucking?
We could have seen more Breanna.
- When will Alexis and Jim divorce? She's a pathetic idiot.
- Who told Slade stand up was a good idea? That was horrible.
- I don't think Slade can sink any lower. He has become a bitchy housewife. Gretchen needs to dump him ASAP. He has zero positive attributes and nothing to offer.
- Um, I have a hunch that the bad standup was scripted to be that way. That's the Slade/Gretchen shtick that he no doubt contived. He is the lovable fool of a "husband" and she is the smart, no-nonsense "wife." It's a dynamic that's as old as the hills.
- r112, I don't doubt that it was contrived. But, it's still stupid. There is nothing lovable about Slade. He's a buffoon.
- R112, your notion is foolish.
Slade's stand-up comic routine was his own.
It was not 'contrived' to make him look stupid or inadequate as a stand-up comic.
- Gretchen obviously has low self esteem.
Tons of makeup, new fake boobs, extensions and "full hair" all the time. I think she also has colored eye contacts.
She definitely has bad skin but the amount of makeup and fake beauty -- even while doing mundane activities -- is much worse for her age.
I think she, Slade and Tamara's bf are all gay.
- Why do you think Slade and Gretchen are gay? I don't get that vibe from them.
- Would anyone actually believe that farce of Tamra being jealous of Vicki and all that whining on the boat? They really need to come up with better scripts.
- I still think Eddie is sweet and pretty sexy.
- There is nothing sexy about Queen Eddie.
- I thought Eddie seemed cute and fairly hot last year but this year he just looks bloated and I can't stand him. Besides, he's got terrible taste in women.
- Eddie was never hot. He and Tamra deserve each other.
- I think I may be alone on this but Alvin the Chipmunk's sister Heather tickles me. She's right on with respect to everything she's said so far. It's just the shit eating grin that gives away the mega bitch vibe she throws off. And that's why I watch the show.
Meanwhile, I'm horrified to say this, but seeing that pic of Lynne on Slade's sad, pitiful PowerPoint presentation had me really missing her on the show.
Whatever happened to Alf?
- Alexis got a free nose job from the doctor from doing the consultation on TV, right?
- I think so r124
- Well, you can tell Bravo's pulled even the mediocre writers off the RHOC show because the plot developments tonight were so incredibly lame. Gee, good thing that handy gay guy was at the bunco party to bring up Slade's improv show. That's sure to stir some shit! Tee hee! And if that fizzles, they've got Slade on stand-by to show up and really bring it!
And no one in their right mind tells the world it looks like her daughter has thyroid cancer when she has not been diagnosed with it officially. And even then it is pretty sketchy. But Vicki is making a craven play for sympathy so she's going to go for broke.
- on WWHL Alexis, in my opinon, alluded to Tamra and Gretchen playing around!
- This version will get a RHONY makeover if it comes back. The ratings are awful.
- Don't get why that dumb bimbo Alexis was crying over a nose job when she got her tits filled with humongous and potentially dangerous plastic sacks twice! What a fucking twit she is.
- Good God, Vicki's skin looks horrible tonight.. and I don't have HD..
- First of all, plastic surgeons have particular specialties. Some do faces, some do boobs. You would never have your boob guy do your nose if you have a brain in your head. Of course, different doctors within the same practice might have particular areas of expertise.
Jim is pushing 50 and dresses like such a douche. Get a clue, fucktard.
Heather and her husband are both catty bitches.
I love how Slade keeps repeating how successful his comedy show was. But his "tour" hasn't seemed to have taken off yet.
Vicki will never admit to being a hypocrite because she doesn't know the meaning of the word. And her manner of debate is just to start shrieking and wear her opponent down.
- What is Gretchen doing with such a loser like Slade? And even her old dead boyfriend. He wasn't that rich. She was attractive. She could have done so much better. She still can, but she stays with loser slade. There must be something really wrong with her mentally
- Yeah, I don't get why Gretchen is with Slade other than maybe she's the kinda woman who can't be alone. He's a loser.
- Slade is pathetic.
- he's hot again though.
- Slade has gayvoice.
- Real Housewives of Dallas coming to a screen near you!!
Andy Cohen TWEEEEET ME
- Icki looked like she was having some serious adult acne. I do love Brianna though she and Donn were cute together.
- I can't believe that there have been no posts regarding last night's episode. Victoria, the centerpiece of the episode, was amazing. Her daughter gravely ill, her world collapsing, she somehow was able to wipe away the tears, cancel the pity party, and deal with the turmoil for the sake of others. At the start of the episode, we saw Victoria comforting her gorgeous, hunky son Michael as he came to the hospital. Later, when Victoria brought dear Brianna home from the hospital after the doctors performed surgery, she was practically inspirational. It was obvious that Brianna did not want Victoria there. Victoria sensed this and took it personally, but she perservered, because she knew deep down Brianna needed her mom. Arguably, this is one of Victoria's most admirable traits...the intuitive ability to sense when people need her abundant love and nurturing, despite their protests to the contrary. This theme resonated throughout the entire episode. When Victoria attempted to give that snooty Heather sound business advice based on her own experience as a gloriously successful entrepreneur, Heather practically ignored her. Yet Victoria kept the subject going, sensing that Heather really did want to hear the brutal truth about how difficult it is to open one's business, especially with friends. Yes, last night's episode placed on Victoria's fierce maternal instinct mixed with a bit of tough love on display.
The Victoria Troll
- [quote]Real Housewives of Dallas coming to a screen near you!!
What the fuck is wrong with Andy???
No one cares about this Dallas or Texas shit! That one show was awful then Top Chef was a disaster. Wake up Andy! No one likes Texas!!!
I still can't believe RHoMiami is coming back! That shit was TERRIBLE and BORING! DC was also a massive failure.
Just stick with OC, BH, ATL, NYC and NJ and air them in 4 month intervals.
- BH, ATL, and NJ are the most popular. I think OP and NYC are hanging on by a thread.
- The gay men on this show play second fiddle to these women. It's really annoying.
- The Victoria Troll failed to mention how radiant and naturally beautiful Victoria looked next to the desperate plastic tackiness of those LA women. One could tell that they were all stunned into silence by her gorgeousness.
- Bravo to what Tamra said about having her fake tits removed. Something to the effect that getting big fake tits gives women a sense of power. But now that she has matured, she realizes she doesn't need to derive that power from a superficial cosmetic adjustment.
That's probably not the real reason she's doing it, but it sure sounded like a nice message to put out to other women.
- I agree, R144. I think she's pretty cool. I like all of these women to be honest. I could see myself being friends with all of them.
- r145=Jill Zarin
- Jill I've heard you're now friends with Lindsay Lohan. Way to work it girl!
- I love the Victoria troll.
- I could never imagine being friends with someone like Alexis. She is a dumb cunt. I could be friends with Tamra but I have always liked slutty, foul mouthed girls who like to drink. I also think Tamra is the most liberal and gay friendly of the group.
- >>>>Something to the effect that getting big fake tits gives women a sense of power. But now that she has matured, she realizes she doesn't need to derive that power from a superficial cosmetic adjustment
I can't imagine what power anyone would get from having big fake tits. What they get is men ogling them. How low does a person's self esteem have to be that they think men paying attention to nothing but their tits is power? When women have big fake tits men only look at their chest. They barely even glance up at the woman's face. But that's why women get them so that men will do that kind of thing. That is truly sad and pathetic
- Sun damaged, freckled tits too. Yuk.
Only 150 posts and 7 episodes in. My, how the OC has fallen.
- If this makes it to another season, I don't see them asking Heather back. What a pretentious twat! They need to get Geanna's ass back on the show, with plenty of shots of her shirtless sons.
- Ugh. Jeanna is a pathetic fat mess.
- Heather is a bore. I would welcome back Geana or Lauri. Maybe Tamra's drug addict son and Lauri's drug addict son can do a spin off.
For some reason I find Gretchen so depressing to watch. She's got a great body and seems to not take herself too seriously but there's something so sad about her. I can't put my finger on it but she's the one I'd stay the farthest away from if I ever encountered these gals in real life.
- Or get Jo back and have her and Gretchen duke it out over Slade. Just something to amp up the drama.
- Only on scripted reality tv would any woman fight over or for Slade.
- I think OC has run it's course.
- I've never understood the alleged hotness of Slade, and in the most recent episode he looks worse than ever. His trailer trash roots are showing.
I'm sure Jo is way too busy slinging drinks in L.A. to want to appear on TV again. Haha.
How much of a fame whore do you have to be to pimp out your daughter's surgery for a storyline on your pathetic reality show?
How much of a fame whore do you have to be to pimp out the operating room scenes of your nose job for a storyline on your pathetic reality show?
- R152 made me think about Shane Keough. He just launched his website where he calls himself a Model, Actor and Athlete. I'd assume that means he hopes to become a model/actor, but I'm not sure. Does he still play minor league baseball?
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are you kidding me with this shit???
- I wonder if this is what Shane means by 'modelling.'
- Shane's gay right?
- The last I heard, Shane was selling wedding packages for some company in Newport Beach. The minor league baseball career seems to have ended with a whimper, not a bang, so what else is a dumb ex-jock with limited education and no real ambition going to do than try to act and model?
But let's face it, the body is decent but no great shakes compared to a real fitness model and he is cute but mostly forgettable. So he should just bite the bullet, so to speak, and become a gay hustler. It truly is his highest and best use.
- If Shane is going to be a model, he might want to get a second look. His Blue Steel is no Le Tigre.
- I would BURY my face in his ass. B.U.R.Y.
- He's made for rentboy.com.
- He looks like he's taken it up the bum.
- Shane Keogh, future wife beaters of America contest!
- Shane is such a beautiful man. Too bad he likes pussy. Shame to waste all that beauty on women!
- Am I the only one who notices how pursed Eddie's lips are? He seems very uptight.
- Here's the younger brother Colton shirtless. Not bad. Not bad at all. Triple time. Bet he banged that stupid bimbo mercilessly.
Old Rapey Eyes
- Douche runs in that family. Colton looks as bad as Shane.
- Slade didn't lose his job. He left it. He didn't want to pay child support for his kids, so he actually quit his job so he could claim poverty. He has nothing to do with his kids now.
Shane is fucking the new Housewife? LOL! I never thought he was gay until I read that. He's obviously desperate to get back on the show, so he's creating this fake relationship. Pathetic. Homophobic douche trash.
- shane seems like a miserable person like his mama.
- How can Tamra afford to sign away spousal support? Other than the show, what is her source of income?
- Oooooh, Tamra's rapey-eyed son is in tonight's episode.
His new beard acts as camouflage for when popping out of bushes...
- Can Eddie find a good dentist to fix those teeth, and gums ? He's hot, till he smiles , and you could drive a Hummer between those gaps.
- Tam probably makes at least a 250K doing this show. She's not hurting.
- What was unsaid in Tamra's discussion with her lawyer was that both she and Simon have waived spousal support, meaning he can't come after her for any of her RHOC earnings. She did NOT waive child support.
Eddie does have a hot body. Still not sure what he sees in Tamra accept for TV exposure but it's not as if anybody is going to see him on this and offer him an acting job.
Could Brooks and Vicki have been any more uncomfortable in their dinner conversation? He acts as if he is not all there and then forcing affection for the cameras is never a good thing.
I actually had the same nasal surgery Alexis had (minus the rhinoplasty) and I can attest to the fact that it is no walk in the park. The doctor acted like it involved very minimal recovery so I didn't bother to have someone come and help me and it was AWFUL. Once it healed though, it was great. Have never had one sinus headache or infection since.
- But, R178, there is zero job security and it's not leading anywhere. So a season or two down the road, when RHOC is cancelled in place of RH Omaha or something or else Tamra is replaced because her story has run its course, where will she be?
- r180, Tamra is engaged to Eddie so her spousal support would terminate soon anyway.
I'm surprised she didn't get child support per Radar but after seeing how asshole exes like Slade can't be bothered to pay it she may have just negotiated more money in the initial split if Simon even makes more money than her now.
- "Still not sure what he sees in Tamra EXCEPT for TV exposure..."
Oh, so Tamra doesn't get child support. I thought she had primary custody but they must have joint.
Yes, R180, Tamra could be dumped by Bravo at any point, but she's "always wanted to own her own business." So can't you just imagine what a great success her own Curves franchise is going to be?
- TAmra is a realtor, she can always work after this show but I believe it would be hard for any them to anything outside of TV or "entertainment" now. Still, I would be more worried if I were Alexis and her shady husband.
- I thought Tampon's rapey-eyed son had knocked up some skag?
- Well, since Alexis is an "anchor on Fox 5 news," her future is secure.
- Eddie is very fem.
- Eddie is a little too Miss Thingish for my tastes.
- Eddie has weird lips. Right?
- Eddie is gay.
- He says no........l say yes.
- Tamra is really the worst with her attempts at fake crying. Using the tissue to hide the fact that she's not producing any tears. Who does she think she's fooling?
- I like Tammy the best out of all these bitches.
- Have we ever learned what Eddie really does? Is he a paralegal or something?
- He is a paralegal.
- Tamra Tamra, tampon eater
- Brianna got married ..
- No thread for the new NY season? It looks like a hot mess. Can't wait.
- Does anyone else think Heather's husband is fucking hot?
- [quote] Brianna got married ..
To a man or woman?
- [quote] The minor league baseball career seems to have ended with a whimper, not a bang, so what else is a dumb ex-jock with limited education and no real ambition going to do than try to act and model?
He can become a real estate agent, like all other un-talented people. Or rentboy.com, like somebody here said.
Or he can come clean my pool, shirtless.
- Slade cannot be straight, can he?
- On WWHL, Jeana Keough and Kristin Chenoweth both made some sly comments about the misogyny of the housewives franchise.
Both of them (at different points) mentioned how they "hate to see women fighting." It seemed to be a dig at Andy and the Housewives franchise, especially since Andy showed the clip of Tamra throwing the drink in Jeana's face, and pushing her from behind.
If it somehow didn't dawn on these ladies in the past three or four years that they are being showcased for fighting like wild animals, I think it's starting to dawn on them. And I think that slowly but surely, they'll all start fighting back.
Jeana didn't seem like she wanted to be on the show, and it was weird that she WAS on the show, because she's no longer a housewife. The whole thing seems strange.
- [quote]And I think that slowly but surely, they'll all start fighting back.
They are on the show because they are FAME WHORES and they are all broke except for Vicki. They will do whatever they are told to do by the producers to stay on the show. Jeanna's pretending to be above it all is laughably lame because no one is putting a gun to her head and forcing her to perform for the cameras. She needs the money as much as she needs the fame.
- Jeanna's clearly had work done, though she denied it. And her hair is ridiculous on a woman her age
- Jeanna is a pathetic wannabe. She probably begged Andy to be on his stupid show. Grow up, lady, get a job.
not Tamra but I get where she's coming from
- Say what you will, girls, but I would bang BOTH Jeanna's sons in a HEARTBEAT! Would LOVE to be spit roasted by the 2 of them.
[italic] Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. [/italic]
Delicious thought. No?
- It looked to me that Jeanna had some eye work done. And yes, the extensions and those bangs are hideous.
I wonder why Jo de la Rosa had to cancel. Did she have to take an extra shift at the tavern where she works? Or maybe she used the money they forwarded her for airfare to get some botox.
Jeanna is so full of shit when she says it takes a long time to get divorced. I know some people who got divorced in six months in California. You just have to want to. Obviously, she and her husband have been in no hurry.
- Could this season be any more boring?
- Yes, r208, if they still had Lynne and her fugly daughters.
- Lord help me but I would totally do Donn and Brooks, preferably at the same time.
- Can we all agree that Alexis is the stupidest housewive among the entire franchise? Lynne was a close runner-up, but Alexis is just plain old dumb. I love how pretentious Heather has got her number!
- R211, best moment was when Heather called Alexis stupid in the interview segment.
- It was clear on the WWHL aftershow that Jeana wants back on and it wasn't her decision to leave.
- Hell, I'm all for givin Jeanna HER OWN SHOW, if it meant seeing tons of gratuitious scenes of her shirtless hot sons.
- Vicki bleeds out of her ass again in next week's episode.
- Yeah, but this time it ain't related to no medical condition.
- Vicki's bf Brooks is scary to me. When they were in that restaurant and he insisted that she give him a kiss it looked like he was about to slug her.
And all that "affirmation" crap with the cards and all is just scary....
- Vicki is pretty nuts herself...
- Vicki is a fucking idiot is she is buying what that snake-oil salesman Brooks is selling. Why isn't his name Brook anyway? I think Vicki is a frigid biatch and Tamra has Brooks number.
- Did they actually fire Jeana? She seemed to be on the outs with the other HWs by the time she left.
- Heather's house is pretty amazing. Especially when compared to Vicki's. Vicki's looks so cheap by comparison. I find it funny that she lost $1M on her investment house.
- Does Heather's hubby really make THAT much?
- r220, I also would love to know the gossip about Jeana. She was so sweet and then went full bitch, and quit?
- There is something weird and creepy about Brooks. Who gives someone a fucking greeting card every day? It's like he doesn't know how human beings interact so he thinks and speaks in sappy platitudes.
- Brooks is from Mississippi. I hate this phrase but it captures it: enough said.
At first I thought, what could a woman from Orange County have in common with a guy from Mississippi? Then I realized that the Republicunts who populate the OC would be right at home with the small-minded bigots of Haley Barbour's state.
- And basically, they're both kind of dumb.
- r223, she obviously didn't quit. They phased her out. It wasn't her choice. When the WWHL caller said he loved her and wanted her back, she said "tell Andy".
- Is Heather on the show to get some kind of career going? Does she fancy herself as the next Bethenny? It's not like they need the money, or do they?
Heather's hubby must come from a wealthy family because he doesn't make enough money to afford a waterfront mansion that expensive.
- Alexis is an idiot. I loved her expression when Jim told her to drop the tv gig.
- Whatever "newscast" that employs Alexis should be driven from the air. I don't care if it's a fluff ass morning show. "I took a journalism class in college!" That woman is dumber than a box of hair.
- Hey everyone, I haven't read a word of this thread. I've got the entire season on the DVR and am thinking of deleting it and just taking a pass on this one ... but watching the reunion episodes.
Should I do it? To some extent, I enjoy all the Housewives shows, but I find it hard to watch more than one at the same time. I ended up bailing out of the recent BH season after the fifth or sixth episode. I have made it through Atlanta.
thanks in advance for your opinions
- Alexis may be even dumber than Lynne . . . and that's sayin' something.
- With Andy firing HWs left and right, I can't imagine that Alexis will make it another season.
- Vicki's house looks like it was furnished out of discount catalogs and furniture outlets. Gretchen's looks like a cluttered mess.
- Okay boys, you have a chance to book Shane Keough.
"Now 25 years old, Shane has experienced a lot in the entertainment world. His experience includes acting,modeling and playing professional baseball. With his charming personality and his boy next door looks, Shane is a ladies dream! "
You can inquire of Shane how much he will charge to appear at your next party. Please include a full description of what acts you expect him to perform and with what objects and see how much he quotes you. Make sure and come back here to let us know whatever he responds.
- someone needs to let shane know that portfolio is not spelled portfoilio....
- I wonder how much work Shane has gotten from his website. Because, you know, people who are in a hiring position for the things he wants to do usually ignore candidates who submit their portfolios directly and instead like to troll the internet to find triple-threats like Shane.
- I loved Gretchen's cringe inducing attempts to sing "Fever." And from the previews it looks like they're all going to haul ass out to Vegas to see her "perform."
- Geez I tried to watch this last night because I love ATL and New Jersey but this one put me to sleep. SOOOO BORING! And Vicki's eyes scare the sh!t outta me.
- R 235. Shane is such a loser. Is this what happens when high school jocks, who are told by their family they're great, fail to get in the minor or major leagues ? They think they're fantastic, till they meet the competition, and then realize, they are only fair. No back up plan ? So now he'll show up at your party, and strip ? As Vicki would say ' Woo Hoo'. BFD. Look, the guy's hot, but not smokin. Again, theres a lot of great looking guys out there. He must not be too bright.
- First of all, who the hell would "book" him for a party? He was a supporting player on a so-so reality show which he's not even on anymore.
- When will Eddie get those huge gaps between his back teeth fixed ? He has a great smile, frontal, with those bright white caps, but when you get a close-up side shot of that, you see those yellowed, gappy, teeth. C'mon Tamra, spring for some dental work.
By the way, who thinks Eddie's got a huge tool ?
- I think Eddie IS a huge tool, but he'd probably be good for a fuck or two if he stopped shaving his body.
- How does Heather act interested when associating with these trashy idiots? She belongs on the BH show.
- Gretchen has a great voice! tee hee
- Breanna is MARRIED! Congrats to her
- Wow, anyone else wanna rub one out at the sight of Tamra's son Ryan? When did he onder if he and Eddie are fucking behind Tamra's back.
- That would push Tamra right over the edge. Go guys !
- Not even Rapey Eyes himself can save this show. The storylines for each "housewife" are so boring. And who cares about Briana's elopement when we didn't even know she had a boyfriend? Stupid stuff.
- Brianna is not a person. She's a plot device. Will Vicki, with a new outlook on life due to Brianna's brush with death, revert to a raging cunt with the revelation of Brianna's secret marriage. This is Vicki's story arc this season.
- Ryan is disgusting. Did you know he had a breast reduction last season?
- "Wow, anyone else wanna rub one out at the sight of Tamra's son Ryan? When did he onder if he and Eddie are fucking behind Tamra's back."
Are you kidding, he's fucking mess, nothing sexy about him at all.
I love the fact that Brianna got married behind her moms back, anything to piss Vicki off, is heaven to me.
- Brianna had no choice but to elope. Otherwise, Vicki would have made the entire wedding, reception, etc. all about HER.
- So after 3 episodes of Gretchen complaining that Vicki ruined her voice by making her raise her voice, Gretchen introduces the PCD by yelling into the mic several times directly before her "performance".
- Wow this thread is as dead as the show.
- RHOC has always been the dullest of the Housewives franchises.
- But surely 'the bomb.com' is worthy of our scorn and derision , isn't it?
Vicki deserves that red state schmoozer!!
Breanna finally stood up to Vicki. Go Breanna.
- Vicki is going to be a grandma.....
- This show is soo boring now. Who cares about these women. The only one I am rooting for is Tamra. Brianna remains more sensible than her Mother. Vicki, girl, you've been warned. You are getting played.
- Brooks is definitely playing Vicki. How can she be so blind? This show has always been boring.
- I like that Vicki's kids seem like they never want to be on camera. It's a refreshing change from the entirety of people cast on all of the rest of the Housewives shows who light it up whenever filming starts.
Michael comes across as personality-free, but I'll bet it's because he doesn't want to give anything to the cameras.
Brianna is great for 'checking' her mom. Apparently it does little good, but it's nice to see someone do it.
During their argument, did I hear correctly that Vicki said Brianna's new husband has been married before??? He looks like he's only 22 years old.
- It appears Vicki has knownBrooks for years and cheated on Don with this guy
- Is Brianna and Michael twins? Vicki said they're both 25.
- In one of the prior seasons, they showed Vicki at a swimming pool bar flirting with Brooks. From way they were getting it on together, I knew she was having an affair with him. I saw other comments on the internet that thought the same. Everyone said then that he looked like Donn, which he does a bit but he's such a dull drip. Boring. At least Donn was interesting and had some snark and humor to his personality. I really think Vicki has lost it. She's begging to be fleeced.
- Please legal Gods, please make sure that Donn gets all the spousal support he asks for. Please make Vicky pay through her snout.
- Vicki claims to be so savvy but she can't see that she's being conned.
- She's not fun anymore, takes herself too seriously.
- When was Vicki ever fun?
- I can't believe Tamara and who ever else was there was able to keep a straight face when Brooks completely bullshitted Vicky with that corny line, something to the effect "After talking with Michael I know that I love Michael as if he were my own child". I would have spit out my drink if someone said that to anyone in my presence. Seriously. If I overheard a stranger saying that I would burst out in hysterical laughter
The guy has known Michael all of 5 minutes. I was majorly embarrassed for Vicky. That line screamed bullshit. He couldn't be more obvious if he had actually just said "I'm using you for your money and to get some tv exposure". Honestly
- I am pretty sure Tamara did say something in her confessional. Like are you kidding me? She knows he is a con but Tamara is a little more street smart than these girls..she's from Glendora or something?
- Didn't Tampon used to be a stripper? That would account for her hard-boiled personality.
- Tamra should shut up. She can't see that Eddie is gay. Her son, Ryan, is a balding loser.
- Brooks either is or is pretending to be the anti-Donn: sucking up to Vicki, being overly emotional and lovey dovey, etc. Vicki thinks that this is what she wants but like all women, she'll realize that she wants a "real" man like stoic, hardworking, all-around decent guy Donn. She never should have let him go.
She'll be alone this time next year.
- Ok supposenly V has been in love with this dreck for years. He must b a great lay cause he has got nothin else goin for him
- It doesn't matter if he's a great lay or not. The only thing that matters to Vicki is that the guy give the impression to TV viewers that he finds her beautiful and sexy and that he keeps her love tank filled. This has nothing to do with reality.
- Vicki's son is one year older than Briana. The sibs don't seem all that close. Briana wants away from Mom while the boy lives at home and works with Vicki.
- r277, I think he wants to inherit the company.
- Michael is blazing hot. What a hunk! Maybe Brooks is using Vicki to get closer to Michael.
- really r279? I don't find him hot at all.
- R279 is obviously being facetious. No one in the real world finds slack-jawed, slack-bodied Michael in any way hot.
And the only reason he works for Vicki is because he's too lazy and stupid to do anything for himself.
- FINALLY... is Gretchen going to dump Slade?
I hope she does. She is a fun girl. Dump the loser.
- Damn, Vicki couldn't wait to throw Brianna under Brooks' bus! She's a piece of shit.
- I find Terry DuBrow really attractive. His brother was some 80s rock star who OD'd.
I thought it was hilarious that Vicki blamed her daughter's reaction on her ex-husbands when it clearly was due to Vicki's behavior. Her daughter's pissed that Vicki cheated on Don and broke up ANOTHER family.
THAT'S why she's upset - and because Brooks is a douche.
- r284, as a teenager from the 80s, do you remember what band?
- Kevin Dubrow, the singer of Quiet Riot.
- noooooooooo r286.
my 44 year old ass is going to do some googling....
thank you sugar
- muuah 287
- Is this show still going?
The tubby christian husband man with Alexis needs his ass fucked hard.
- I don't know what "muuah" means r288.
You are more with it than me! Share!
Not to the point of caftans or yelling get off my lawn.....
- oh, 290, muuuahh is an internet kiss spelled out :)
- Terry DuBrow, the Newport Beach Plastic Surgeon featured on Fox's The Swan and E!'s Bridalplasty.
I had no idea he was the doctor from those shows.
They are a reality whore family.
- OMG, that is sad about Terry, I kind of liked him.
- great gossip r292.
Sad, now I see both of them as desperate.
- Does anyone want to discuss Brooks' nasty grill?
- This show needs a shot in the arm. I say bring back Jeana and her hot shirtless sons, and watch the ratings rise.
- This one is tired and played-out. I couldn't sit through all of last night's Costa Rican snooze-fest.
The Atlanta and New Jersey versions feel exhausted, too. I think it's time Bravo found another signature franchise.
- Problem is that there's really little conflict in OC upon which to build any major story arcs. Heather tells Alexis she's a phoney. Who cares? Slade makes fun of Vicki and Tamra. Big whoop! All the other conflicts are comical or fleeting. Nothing big stakes like NJ to command viewer attention.
- I liked how both Gretchen and Vicki went to comfort a distraught Alexis and only talked about themselves and how they feel. Hilarious!!
- I've been having erotic dreams about Brooks. I want him to plow my hole badly.
- VIcki is unstable. What's with all the crying? It looks like Gretchen and Slade have a really big fight this week. Gretchen needs to dump him ASAP. He has nothing to offer her.
- Vicki's skin is terrible, she is almost 50 you would figure it would have cleared up by now?
- You can tell the producers and cameramen have reached the end of their tolerance for Vicki because she's been shot and edited to reveal her true awful self this season, from her idiotic pronouncements to her terrible skin to her obvious grifter boyfriend.
- What do you mean Vicki's almost 50? It's been awhile since that broad saw 50!
- Anyone else put off by Heather's vocal fry?
- FINALLY... is Gretchen going to dump Slade?
I hope she does. She is a fun girl. Dump the loser
Please Wretchen is just as bad Shes the female version of Slade.
- Gretchen's delusional, thinking she's equipped to be a one-woman brand on zero talent and brainpower and the phony hair and boobs and caps.
- Do people buy Gretchen Christine purses and makeup? How about dresses from Alexis Couture? Is anyone really that stupid?
- It bugs me that white trash like Tamra and a lowlife loser like Eddie (the world traveler -- yeah, right!) get a free trip to Bora Bora from Bravo just because there's a lack of story lines this season.
Eddie's proposal had to be the most limp-wristed attempt at appearing heterosexual ever. And his torso looks really lumpy and weird. Did he have lipo?
Since Gretchen knows Slade is a deadbeat and will always be a deadbeat, why does she keep him around?
Does Fox really let Alexis appear on camera? She's a fucking joke.
I guess Vicki will next be paying for Brooks' hair plugs.
- I don't understand how the Southern gentleman/grifter Brooks was OK with having a TV program show that his girlfriend paid for his cosmetic teeth replacements. It wasn't explicitly stated on the episode, but Vicki did say "So I got his new teeth, he's wearing cuter clothes." That was $15,000.
[Side note: I assume he'd been wearing a partial (is that what you call it?) because it wasn't until tonight I noticed the missing tooth. She wasn't actually dating a Mississippi dude with a visibly missing front tooth, was she?]
My guess is he's just taking advantage of what he could while the program was filming knowing that he really doesn't have to suffer any public scrutiny until it airs many months later. By then he'd probably planned to move on to the next sorrowful mature woman that craves attention - in another state with no paparazzi.
And transitioning from one woman whose choices maybe aren't so wise to one that demonstrated great forethought.
Congrats to Gretchen for being direct with Slade about why she doesn't want to marry him. Their arrangement seems like it's working for both of them right now, but if she's serious about wanting to have kids, it sounds like she'll be moving on eventually to try to find another guy like the elder she was with when she debuted on the program - the one that died before she could marry him.
Maybe she and Brooks could go sugar daddy/mama shopping at the same time.
- For R309, I watch the Fox Morning News (Raoul and Shally are awesome) and I've never seen her on. Granted, I don't watch every hour of every day, but I never even see her segments being promoted or announced as coming up.
I'd be curious to know how often they feature her little nonsense pieces - or if she's even on anymore.
- Last night's episode had to have been the most snoozeworthy of a snoozefest of season. The women were all islanded in their own little stories. That's the real problem with this show. These women have their own lives, barely know or tolerate each other, and have no interaction unless it's at some contrived event, like Heather's inane name change party next week (though I can't wait to see Jeana, though I have no idea why she was invited). They need to start from scratch, like NY, and toss Alexis and Heather. Keep Vicki, Tamra, and Gretchen, since they have the most history together, bring in some women with familial or friendship ties to them, and amp up the fucking drama already. I'm a diehard, so I'm still hanging on, but I can see why viewers are deserting this one in flocks.
- I don't watch these shows on a regular basis so it took me a while to realize that the characters try to pretend that they're not part of a series on TV, because otherwise, why the fuck would they hang out with people they claim to hate? And get together for inane parties and seemingly interminable lunches and dinners? And have Trashy Tamra and her paralegal boyfriend going to dinner with a wealthy plastic surgeon and his actress wife, with whom they have nothing in common except being filmed by Bravo camera crews?
- I like Tamra, sure she is a trashy but she seems the most real, and Eddy seems sweet to me. I don't get the low-life comments either? He has a job which is more than you can say for Slade, or Brooks, or Tamra's ex Simon. They seem pretty solid and she doesn't seem to be blowing her $$. Perhaps she learned a lesson.
I actually like Heather but don't think she belongs with these women. These gals all have midwestern roots and are trying to escape them thinking they're special living in the OC. You know Heather is above it, originally being from NY and living in LA for a while she knows the OC sucks.
- Tamra and Vicki are done. I can't wait to see what happens to Vicki once Brooks starts showing his true colors.
- We've got to be close to the end of this season and boy, has it been a snoozefest! I'd be amazed if this show was brought back. Especially since Vicki is reportedly bringing in the big bucks but not the big ratings.
- What a boring season. These bitches really need to amp up the drama. Heather is useless, but her name change party is a prominent part of the 2-ep season finale, so guess she'll be back next season. What's Kristen Cavaleri been up to?
- Next season will be the big Slade and Gretchen wedding. Everyone's invited, donchaknow.
- To confirm what R316 said, my cable guide says this week is Part 1 of the season finale. I think I should have guessed that when they showed previews with Jeanna coming to the party because now they only bust her out to cause havoc at the end of each season.
- Jeanna needs to come back full time. She's fun to watch. I have no idea why she'd come to Heather's party, but I'll play. Love watching her and Tamra go at it.
- Tamra is a mean, trashy loser. Gretchen isn't dumb enough to marry Slade. They should get rid of Alexis.
- Gretchen isn't dumb enough to marry Slade.
I know this sadden me they're scum and deserve to be together.
- can't believe the seasons over all ready but it was boring at certain points so I missed alot of episodes.
- I hate heather her only relevance was fucking with Alexis without bullying her she has no fucking storyline.
She needs to give up the acting thing.
Hell no one wants to see her on reality tv let alone anywhere else.
- Heather is basically OC version of Pam/Dana
- I like how Tamra's son cut her off when she started to gossip about Vicki/Brianna.
- I like Heather, but she is far too classy and rich for this show. She belongs on the BH version.
I would have drug that whore, Sarah, out of my house by her hair if she had defiled my cake.
It looks like Alexis is gone if they come back for another season.
- Jeanna's daughter Kara looked beautiful. I wonder if she will follow in mama's footsteps and be in Playboy.
- If Rapey Eyes refuses to mix it up with the ladies, he can say goodbye to camera time. I wouldn't be surprised if that was his last appearance on the show.
- Kara always speaks in an incredibly pretentious manner. And her looks are a dime a dozen in Southern California. What has she done with her life other than hook up with some dumb jock? We all know her "acting career" is going nowhere.
And how incredibly stupid that Jeana and Kara show up at Heather's party as "guests of Gretchen and Slade," like people just invite whomever they want to someone else's party, even if they've never met.
Anyone with an ounce of common sense and/or not on a reality show would have kicked Sarah out of the party to which she was not invited.
That being said, "Ribbongate" was the poorest excuse ever for drama at a Housewives function. I can just imagine the producers informing the cast, "Okay, we're gonna have Sarah eat a tiny piece of ribbon from the cake and then everyone's going to get into conniptions about it. Capiche?"
- Jeanna's daughter is an oddball, to say the least.
- I hate Kara, she seems like an entitled little cunt.
- I don't understand Miss Vicki anymore. She used to be the sensible one of the group. What happened to her?
It makes me kind of sad that she is so dismissive of her Briana's concerns about the leech that is fucking her (presumably).
But it was good of her to take Briana's husband aside and explain why she's being a bitch and apologize to him. Her message to him was kind of mixed though. "I'm going to love you because you love my daughter, but you are also taking her away from me."
- Vicki is a very lonely and needy lady. She's one of those people who absolutely cannot be alone, probably because she doesn't like herself very much. She's blinded by that loser Brooks because he caters to her every need.
To tell you the truth, someone like Brooks is the only kind of guy that would put up with an emotional sponge like Vicki. Don was kind of a pushover, too, but even he couldn't take it anymore.
I can't wait to try out Alexis and Jim's new trampoline park. They should call it "Jumpin' for Jesus".
- I wish they would be more specific about Brook's past. So far, there's just alot of innuendo and rumor about why he's a loser.
There's also a post on some site that says Don was seen recently in a club for swingers having sex with two woman. Doesn't seem the type, but hey, who knows.
- Donn was a pussy, not sure why he's being turned into some kind of hero here.
- Vicki was a total shrieking harpy jesus I thought she was going to eat Tamra. I want to see it in slow motion.
Okay, Brooks is only 45???? The man looks 10 years older but he is from Mississippi.
Tamra, brought the drama big, saw an opening and went for it. Good work Tam Tam.
Gretchen looked like she should be working with Miss Kitty. She called her self a total fashionista!!
I love Brianna, again she proves to be way more mature than Mom.
In the preview of the renunion, Tamra calls Alexis Jesus Jugs. That is good!!
- For some reason, I never thought Vicki would go for supporting a man so completely. She always made a big deal out of working hard for her material goods, always going on and on how she worked for a living while the others played. I never thought she'd end up with a huge leech. Brooks has four kids he doesn't support resulting in a lengthy criminal record (he's much worse then Slade) no job, no house, no car, no savings. I've seen his fellow leeches like this in the South and he's playing it like a pro. It's all talk as long as the money flows in his direction. He's gone when she expects him to get a job. I thought Vicki had at least one brain cell to discern a scam. Guess not. I feel sorry for Brianna. I hope Donn is living it up now that he's finally free from this idiot.
- Yeah Donn is a pussy but he had more personality than a Halmark card.
- R337, thank you for saying that about Brooks's age. I'm 46 and look like I could be his son...well, with better genes.
- [quote] Vicki was a total shrieking harpy jesus I thought she was going to eat Tamra. I want to see it in slow motion.
What was wrong with her mouth? When she was shrieking the skin around her mouth was really loose. Does she wear false teeth too? If so, she needs to get a pair that fit properly
- [quote]I hate Kara, she seems like an entitled little cunt.
I feel the same.
- Someone link Slade's nude photos!!!
- [quote] For some reason, I never thought Vicki would go for supporting a man so completely. She always made a big deal out of working hard for her material goods, always going on and on how she worked for a living while the others played.
She actually made it a point during many, many, many episodes to put down Slade and other people for being behind in child support, not paying their bills, and spending money they don't have. She has ALWAYS acted like she was better than everybody else. And she's dating the biggest, phoniest loser who is blatantly using her. The guy doesn't even have a car
- What was with Terry giving ole Rapey Eyes a big monster "Heyyyya buddy" hug?? Rapey's eyes were all glazed over looking out over the vista while thinking to himself, "There's some good rapin' to be had in them-thar hills"
Nice to see Kara shamelessly vying for camera time by donning a hefty bag. Elegance is learned, mah fren.
Do you think Brooks gets Viki's love juices flowing by writing term-life annuity details on his junk?
Brooks' new incisors
- Jeana was really beautiful in the late 70s when she posed for Playboy. She was featured in the ABC primetime special 'Playboy's Roller Disco & Pajama Party' in 1979.
At 12:30, she's being interviewed by Richard Dawson and at 15:40, they show clips from the photoshoot of her pictorial. It's hard to believe this is the same woman that we see on RHOOC.
- Eddie also hugged rapey eyes. Would serve Tamra right if those two were screwing behind her back.
- Wow, R347. I was thinking the same thing. Tamra's son really seemed to linger in his embrace with Eddie, and I noticed that they had more chemistry than Tamra and Eddie. How fucked up is that??
It could be just our fantasies getting the best of us, but I don't think I was just imagining the connection between Eddie and Ryan.
- Anybody have the naked photos of Ryan Vieth (Tamra's son) saved on their computer? I'd love to see them!
- Nevermind... found it! Nice dick. I wonder to whom he was sending a photo of himself jerking off? Hmmmmm???
- RE: 346 She was a beauty- guess that's what kids, stress, an unhappy marriage, and lots of alcohol do over 30 years. Hard to believe that delicate
face in the video, is the hard looking, bloated, wrinkled, Jeana of today. Time has not been her friend.
- So who is Tampon fucking these days? Has she gone back to stripping yet? What about Duck Lips? Are she and her prick pawnshop pig of a husband still wealthy thanks in great part to Jesus? And FUCK Jeana's daughter--she's a nasty little repug.
- Jeana's daughter is weird.
- ABC's 20/20 is doing a show on cheaters. And in two minutes they are also doing a small segment on Brooks and Vicki. Some woman who says Brooks is a dead beat dad is going to be interviewed
- [quote] What was with Terry giving ole Rapey Eyes a big monster "Heyyyya buddy" hug??
Is Terry the plastic surgeon who operated on Rapey Eyes man boobs?
- The 20/20 interviewer (Al Rokers wife) says, "Brooks Ayers. Who is he? He's a dead beat dad". Then they show clips of Vicki fighting with Tamara about Brooks. She interviews an old girlfriend who is the mother of his youngest child (3 - 4 yr old son)
This is what the lady said.
"He's a cheater, liar and con man. He told me he was getting divorced and was just waiting for the paperwork. That was a lie. He told me he has 3 children. He's been arrested for nonpayment of child support. He said he had a vasectomy. She believed him and ended up pregnant. He dumped her and only saw the child a few times. He hasn't seen his son since he was 4 - 5 months old. He also left this lady with all the hospital and pediatrician bills he said he would pay
The lady shows the interviewer a bunch of the same type of cheesy greeting cards he gives to Vicki. They showed some interview Brooks just gave and they asked him about his children and he goes on to say how he did get arrested for child support, but that he's taken care of it. he then says, "we've got that current now" (1 guess who we is - Vicki). He then goes on about how he talks to his kids every day. The interviewer doesn't believe him and asks him how old his kids are. Brooks has no idea how old his kids are. he says, "I have 3 children from a former marriage and then I have an extra one with another relationship". The interviewer talks about how terrible it is that he calls his youngest son, The extra one. They show him saying a bunch of embarrassing cheesy lines to Vicki.
Vicki (especially Vicki) and her con man boyfriend come off as losers
- My love tank is spewing with my man's overflow.
- What is "The Evil Eye"?
- OK, first: Tamra's son's dick is UGLY. And he's just gross.
Second: did Taliban Jim **really** get a chin implant? What. A. Loser.
Thirdly: do you really really think fat Eddie is gay? I ask since wouldn't it have been leaked as a scam by now? It's not like they have Tom Cruise's PR machine.
Lastly, I, for one, would love to see a pic of naked Slade. I think Gretchen stays with him for a # of reasons, one being a fat whopper of a dick.
- R356 is that shit true? That's an actual interview?
- Vicki should be embarrassed by that 20/20 feature. Brooks is a con man. He gave his baby mama the same stupid cards. I can't believe Vicki fell for this guy.
- 20/20 link
- Here's the interview.
- So Brianna is apparently 6 mos pregnant according to the updates on the last show.
Gretchen looks like a drag queen. The makeup is bizarre -- particularly at lunches and other casual places.
Which brings me to the point that always cracked me up about OC: they always present themselves as high income women and are seen walking into strip mall restaurants. At least the Bev Hills women tend to eat at slightly more sophisticated lunch spots.
- I'm usually all for believing people are gay, but I don't buy Eddie as gay.
I think he has love for the fame and being on camera more than he has love for Tamra, and that comes off as him being gay. But it's not the same thing.
- I doubt Tamra and Eddie will ever marry. The OC women are trash. Heather should be on the BH show.
- You're all just jealous because I have a man who adores me.
- Lisa Vanderpump's former house, which was featured on the show, burst into flames.
- Wtf, why would that Brooks guy lie about having a vasectomy to impregnate some woman with a kid he doesn't want and will be sued and inprisoned for not supporting?
- Lots of guys lie about having vasectomies so they can fuck some gullible chick without wearing a condom. They are usually not the type of guys who worry about consequences.
- When will Vicki wake up?
- It's obvious that Vicki is having her back blown out for the first time in her life. So it will take a lot for her to wake up.
- Tamra is suck trash. Simon was too good for her. The best thing he did was divorce her trashy ass. And for yous bitches who think that Eddie is hot, you need to clean your tv screen. He's chubby and with yellow teeths.
- There's nothing hot about Eddie.
- Lisa looks fantastic in that video at R368
- Tamra is the absolute worst at fake crying.
- God Tamara isn't this trashy.
Brandy is so disgusting she made fun of the grove jumper.
I didn't know he died as if it would be less sad if he made it.
- Bring back Shane and the gay demo will skyrockit.
- Vicki's FB page is getting slammed over the 20/20 segment. First, it's funny that she has fans, but boy are they turning on her.
- Do you have my debit card. we should add this to Vicky's face book.
- So Gretchen lies about her cosmetic procedures too. I don't know why, but I thought she was the type that would be forthright about having work done.
I guess I'm glad that Alexis called her out on that because it reminds me that all of those ladies are equally capable of being phony and dishing out bullshit.
I wish Peggy was still part of the show. Maybe she could come back if Alexis doesn't want to participate anymore.
- I think the reason Peggy left was because she didn't want to be so trashy.
- The Tamra/Gretchen lovefest is vomit-inducing. Some of t the msg boards give their combo named as Treachery.
- When Brooks is on next week, I hope someone asks him (among other things) if he is proud that his girlfriend paid for his cosmetic dental work.
I'm glad to see that Brianna, who often comes across as the only female with any sense on that show, will be on.
- Brooks is a loser. Vicki is a fool.
- I thought Heather came across sensible as well and she was a good guest on WWHL. She has turned out to be a good addition. It's kind of sad though, she was the lead on a good TV show with Ellen Burstyn and Debi Mazar for crying out loud. And now this?
Jesus Juggs was pretty funny too.
- Heather has obviously had some cheek implants done as part of her recent work. Too bad. She didn't need them and now she looks overdone.
- Jeana is a cow
- I hooked up with Shane one night in Laguna Beach at the park. Shane knows how to suck cock and let me fuck his tight hairy hole
- anyone have a link to the Nordstroms/Alexa hate facebook page? I can't find it
- Slade is a cunt
- link to Slade's nude modeling work please
- Slade did a lot of modeling for International Male in the 90's, he was quite the twink.
- What kind of work has Gretchen had done?
- r389 = Slade
- r394, who knows what the real list is. Everytime Andy Cohen has her on his show after not seeing her for a while he asks "Did you get your boobs done?" and she always denies it. Now I don't know that anyone will believe her anymore.
On the first part of the finale, Alexis calls her out on previously lying to the group about having her lips done. Then they cut to an old clip of them all sitting at some restaurant table and Tamra (as Tamra does) pointed at Gretchen and shouted "You got your lips done!" And swollen-lipped Gretchen looks her in the face and says incredulously "No I didn't."
But she did.
I can't remember what point Alexis was trying to make when she brought that up. I think it as an example of something Gretchen told her in secret and that Alexis never betrayed her confidence all this time.
Gretchen feebly tried to explain why she wanted that kept on the DL, but it just amounted to she didn't want it said on camera - no real reason given.
So who knows how much work she's really had done.
- Ok, Heather's party was a compete joke! When Jeana came to Heather's party, and met Heather for the first time, it was one of the many, in your face planed Bravo set ups.
I used to like Gretchen, but after watching this season, and the reunion part 1, I don't lie any of these women period! I never have and I never will like Tamra! I think she is crass, slutty, gross, and I seriously think Tamra is mentally ill. Tamra talks about sexual positions, sex toys, sex talk, etc. to the point that it’s almost all of the time! Something is really sick about her. Also, I think Tamra is a complete pig! She is so gross when she tells millions of people that her boyfriend now farts around her all the time. Thank you for sharing trailer trash garbage queen! WOW! Eddie sounds like one class act! Eddie looks like a butt ugly reject who seems completely gross!
Gretchen has a degree in psychology? really? She seems like a bimbo and a complete idiot for choosing a major gold digger boyfriend who was trying to pimp his girlfriend to be a stripper so he could make some money because he is a loser! What a sweet heart of a guy. Gretchen admitted that she had paid some of Slade's child support bills.
It seems strange to me that Heather and her husband are on this show when Heather's husband is a plastic surgeon who supposed to make the big bucks. It sounds like they are deeply in need of money and they both live way above their means. Its hilarious how Heather acts like she is above these women, yet she and her arrogant husband is on this show, what phonies! However, Heather is a much more classy dresser than this group of streetwalkers. Heather’s mansion is lovely accept her chandelier in the foyer is too casual for a mansion like that. I think when Heather called out Alexis's meanness to the crew and to various sales staff all over the city, I think everyone on the show was truly surprised and a bit shocked when she dropped that bomb. It wasn't an argument related to the show so I think it was totally unexpected.
I tried to be open minded about Alexis, but after Heather dropped that bomb about Alexis being a major bitch I think Alexis is a complete piece of shit including her pain in the ass husband. I think Alexis and her husband are the typical idiots who think berating film crew, sales staff, etc. is how rich people act. This is so common with new money or people who are Wannabes! I have been around old money, and new money and most of the old money people do not put on a show because they don't have to prove anything. Also, they tend to be very nice because they been around money all of their lives that its not a big deal to them. Alexis should leave after that reunion because that was a major embarrassing revelation. Also, Alexis is no more Christian than the man on the moon!
- I like Heather and her husband, though I do wonder why they have the need to live so over the top. I mean that mansion is ridiculous. It's the type of place that gives me nightmares, not a comfortable home. Why are they so desperate to impress others?
The reunion was the battle of the wigs, what with Tamra in a piece that seemed to be a joke but I guess wasn't and, of course, Gretchen. God only knows what the latter would look like stripped of that fake hair and the trowel-applied makeup.
- I'm sure Slade wishes he had modeled for International Male, but if he had, the pics would be all over the internet and they aren't. Slade's modeling "career" basically consisted of him having some photos taken for his portfolio and shopping them around, with little result.
And for the record, Shane's hole has been waxed so it is hair-free.
- During the reunion argument, did Alexis say something to Gretchen about her lying about wearing hair extensions too? Maybe I'm just imagining that part.
- Yes R400 she definitely said that..
- Alexis has to have ridden the short bus. She can't even complete a coherent sentence. And that she believes her behavior and thinking are Christian is mind-blowing.
Vicki is such a typical Republicunt. The fur seals the deal. She's incapable of empathy. She's made some money so it means that everyone has the opportunity to get off their ass and earn a home in a gated community. Fuck the dirty people from Mexico. Fuck the animals skinned alive.
- The reunion showed just how delusional Gretchen really is. I can't believe that she thought that she could pass that off as her real hair. Who still lies about something like that? Using hair extensions is nothing to even lie about anymore. The only person I liked on this show was Gretchen, but if she lies about something so meaningless and trivial, she'll lie about anything.
- I like Heather and her husband, though I do wonder why they have the need to live so over the top. I mean that mansion is ridiculous. It's the type of place that gives me nightmares, not a comfortable home. Why are they so desperate to impress others?
I have no issue with mansions. When I was a kid I dreamed of living in a mansion ,but as I matured, I realized that I don't care to live like that . Another thing R398, you mentioned the mansion gives you nightmares. Mansions scare me but not for the reason you are frightened of them. For example, I don't care what security system you have in those huge estates, someone can find away and break in. What is so scarey to me, if you are sleeping in one wing of the mansion upstairs, and the intruder breaks into the opposite wing down stairs ,and you will never hear the commotion because of the size of the home. Now that is very scarey to me! My dream is to have a cottage, but not teeny tiny because I need space. I always wanted to have just a place in moderation with old charm, character, and history.
Also R398, I have to disagree with you that that Heather's mansion isn't comfortable. Her place looks like it containeds plenty of places to relax and zone out. Gosh! the back of the mansion alone is superb for relaxing, and reading with tress and foliage all around.
R398, what my issue with Heather's decor is the fact that it looks so generic ,and her decor looks like it comes right out of an assembly line. She isn't the only one who owns a mansion ,and who has this issue. There are so many that have this issue that just doesn't give me that wow effect. For example, add some beautiful art and antiques to make it unique and stand out from the others. With that kind of money show, don't be predictable and bland. Like I have mentioned before, her chandelier in the foyer is way too casual and dull. A dramatic home like that calls for a dramatic chandelier to make a statement.
- FYI Shane waxed his cunthole once, but got a rash, therefore, it is back being hairy again
- Vickie is just white trailer trash who will never have class nor taste. Guess that is why she lives in Coto
- Alexis was bringing up Gretch's lip surgery because she thought it was hypocritical for her to be saying, just be real, and be honest, during the dinner in Costa Rica, so she brought up Gretch lying about hair, and lips. Lying about her hair being real, and her lips. Hmm what else has she lied about? Alexis, isnt my fav, but none of those women should be trying to tell her to be real and honest. They are all phony!
- I highly agree with you R407, but the lying about hair and plastic surgery is petty in comparison to Alexis's very mean behavior towards the crew, and sales staff in the various department stores. I think Alexis should split after this reunion because she is going to have 0 fans after this. Also, I highly agree with you that these woman are very phony ,and I think there isn't anyone in this group that is likeable in the slightest degree as far as I'm concern. I used to like Gretchen ,but I just think she is a piece of crap after she decided to be close friends with Queen of Trash Tamra!
- Vicki gets to keep her dump of a track house which should be torn down. Sure she owes way more than it's even worth
- HUH?! R409 Vicki's home is a dump and a track house?!! I think that is an exaggeration. her house is not that bad at all. No offense but are you alright?
- It's not really anyone's business if you've had plastic surgery. I don't blame Gretchen for wanting to keep that private. I also think Alexis's level of phony is way above any of the others. Her husband does what? Nobody really knows. She talks about her cars, jewels, house to portray that she is living a lifestyle she can afford. Which everyone knows she can't. I think that's the biggest issue.
- How could any of those women be sensitive about their plastic surgery. It's as obvious as the bumps on their chest.Does anyone on any Real Housewives series have her original boobs? Maybe Caroline and Kathy.
- Alexis is the dumbest housewife of all the franchises.
- Just a heads-up or a reminder. Part 2 of the reunion is tonight. Although they are probably also playing it during the normal time tomorrow too, so it's not like you'll miss it if you don't catch it tonight.
But none of the OC girls are scheduled for WWHL so there won't be any immediate follow up.
- Heather just dropped a notch in my book when Andy asked her how big her house was and she recited the square footage, which was 14,300+...then added that they'd tacked on more.
I have a home that some would consider big -- nothing like that, okay -- but when someone asks a pointed question like that you shrug it off with something like, "It's not as big as it looks" or "I don't know what we were thinking."
- Every year after the reunion I think that Vicky sounds like she's not going to come back for another season, and I get the same feeling now. She doesn't have a friend left on the cast so unless they cast someone new that she's tight with, who will be hanging out with next year?
That's assuming that Alexis isn't coming back - although as stupid as she is, she might. She seems to be oblivious to how people perceive her, so she might feel everything is cool. But I think even with nobody else to talk to, Vicky will only be able to take so much of Alexis' bullshit.
It's funny how Brooks being on the show makes Slade seem just a little less of a leech - or at least it takes some of the heat off of him. What is that douchebag doing announcing Brianna's pregnancy to a radio station? What's he doing on a radio interview in the first place? Are the side-players on these shows really that popular in their communities?
- Wow! Alexis is so screwed at this point that she hardly spoke up to defend herself because she knows she is cornered. Alexis should split because it seems like her future on this show is some prop.Alexis was accused by the others of being very nasty to the crew and sales staff around the city in part 1. Then when Alexis had that confrontation with Gretchen in part 2 about the TV job, Gretchen pulls out her emails to prove her point ,and then the idiot Alexis said, I have my emails to prove your wrong. Then she said, Do I have to get them myself?! or can some please get them for me!! At that moment Alexis proved their point in part 1 that she is nasty to the crew.
I think to a certain extent, the reason why the others side with Heather is because she is much more wealthier than all of the others on the show, and they kiss her solid gold ass.
I love Brianna because she is so straight forward and there seems to be no BS with her. Wow! I was shocked to hear Don was having an affair for 20 years! Why the hell did Vicki stay with him? I'm surprised for a savvy business woman to be so stupid in her personal life.
UGH! I still can't stand that toilet bowl talking, over sexed, gross slut Tamra! Why does Gretchen want to be friends with her for? What does the ,supposedly sophisticated, Heather want to even remotely associate with Tamra on that show for?
- Vicki will be back. She's addicted to this shit. It makes her feel special, and you have to think she's been neglecting her insurance business.
Despite her and her husband's disdain for the show, Alexis will come back if they want her. I think they need the cash flow. The question: will the conflict she generates by being a) stupid; b) deluded; c) faux Christian; and d) an abuse asshole's bitch offset the trouble she is to work with?
- Don is a sleaze, so I'm not all that surprised he was having an affair...but a 20-year affair??? Something tells me that Vicki was okay with it, since I think they were both swingers. That Lake Havasu house seemed like their swingers getaway. Don also goes to swinger parties with his new girlfriend. I wonder if that's how Vicki met Brooks?
- Brooks came off like a total pussy for being on the show. When Tamra told him to "Act like a man!" I was thinking the same thing. He's a fucking loser and it is bullshit when he tries to pretend he's met all of his obligations to his kids. I think Brianna called it correctly when she said he studied the show so he would know how to relate to Vicki.
I'll bet Vicki really let her daughter have it after the show, too, for letting it slip that both Vicki and Donn had fucked around during their marriage. Love how Vicki told her to zip it, which was obviously picked up by the crew.
- Vicki as a swinger...gross. I bet you are right though. She is such a x-tian phony. Loved when Tamra called her out on her Cabo trick. What a fucking hypocrite. Vicki all that crying to Tamra that she wants a biblical man!
PS- I love Trashy Tamra. She tells it like it is.
- And Tamra the word is bitch, not betch. Get it right!
- The whole thing was too Vicki-centered. They had Brooks and Lesbrianna come on, but no Slade, Dr. Dubrow or Queen Eddie? And where was Jeanna? I was hoping she would make a one-segment appearance, as she had at the other reunions.
- Brianna acts like the 10 year old kid who doesn't want her newly-divorced parent to date anyone...EVER.
The complaints that she went on vacation with Brooks and he was pointing out this and that and she already knew the places, was beyond juvenile and ridiculous.
I, personally, thought she threw her mother under the bus on the reunion show with the help and DELIGHT of Tamra.
- Any gossip on Donn and his affair?
I am thinking y'all are right about swinging.
- In the early 80's Vicki had an apartment in the Bunker Hill Towers in downtown LA. She use to advertise in the Herald Examiner offering "massage services", she would have guys and couples arriving at all hours, and was evicted after a couple of years. ...back in the day, The Herald had full pages of sex and services offered, along with photos. I can't say she was really turning tricks, but was really into kink.
cut off 2nd cousin, who's cool with it
- I think Heather's Plastic surgeon husband is an idiot and embarrassing! He made a complete fool of himself at Tamra's Bonko 80's party ,and he made himself like he lacked knowledge in his own profession when he made a crack that Alexis was just having the surgery because it was based solely on vanity. It was because Alexis had a big nose, but Alexis did have a legitimate sinus damage issue as well.Alexis's plastic surgeon did say her sinuses were damaged and he repaired them.In fact, he showed all of the gross crap that was jammed in her sinus and nasal passages. I believe her when she said she used to get very bad headaches.
- Of all of the housewife franchises, these women are the most unattractive. Each of them is an ad for plastic surgery; fake in every way. The tragedy is that they think they are beautiful.
- R426, that is good. I wish it were true.
- Heather's husband is a complete douche what grown man sits up and gossip like a bitch with a bunch of women.
He has to know this makes him look bad and unprofessional.
His business must be doing bad.
Can't stand Heather her 15 min is only do to taking shots at Alexis.
Alexis makes Heather relevant she'll have no storyline next season.
Watch what happens podcast on itunes red Heather the rioters act.
You seriously have to check them out they went in on her ass calling her everything from Cruella Deville - beaver face.
- Watch what crappens #24
- Hey, R428: When are you ever going to reference a reply correctly? You give yourself away with the r.number. With you, who needs trolldar?
- Why does these Housewives threads always have the posters with the worst writing skills?
- I kind of like Terry and Heather, they seem pretty genuine and nice. Alexis is just a moron. That's all there is to it.
- I watched an entire scene of Vicki talking to her son only to realize at the end that she had been talking to Briana's husband. They look a lot alike.
- The reunion was a trip.
- There is a lost footage episode scheduled for tomorrow. Those are never worth watching, right?
Relatively speaking - I mean.
Because depending on someone's point of view, the entire series isn't worth watching.
- The NY Post reported yesterday that the show might dump Vicki and Alexis to bring in some new blood, rich women in fabulous homes. But in the next breath they say that the show wanted Brianna to join.
- Jim Bellino is saying he might not want Alexis to return.
How does he think he'll be able to continue to afford that Bentley he rents when he wants to look like a big man?
There is no way Vicki will ever let the franchise go. Not until they pry the remote control to the entrance gates from her cold, dead hands. Aside from having fierce control issues rendering her unable to walk away from the spotlight, her much-vaunted business career is a joke and she relies on her Housewives salary to fund her lifestyle.
- Jim Bellino is a drug pushing, egomanical, mysogynistic, pretentious fake. He and Jesus Jugs are a waste of space on this earth. Oh and Jim- try and sue me too, like you're threatening to do to Tamra. Your big fake chin looks lovely- only enhanced your butt-ugly face, making it worse.
- Jim is a loser.
- WOW! I watched the lost footage show. Man! Alexis is so mean! She was terrible to that dress designer. If it wasn't for that dress designer, Alexis wouldn't have her whore collection for sale! Alexis and her duck lips should get lost!
BTW, Andy is a complete piece of crap! They showed that bird that flew on the set again. Only this time they showed what a complete jerk Andy was. Andy hit the bird with his little flash cards! What a creep! Someone from the crew should have tried ,and get the bird out of the room. When birds fly around in a room, they get confused and scarred and they want to get out of there. At my previous job, I remember a bird was flying around inside of our building and he stopped and rested breathing very fast because he was very stressed out and scared. My manger and a bunch of employees, helped the bird fly outside safely.
- When Andy dies, he will be relegated to a level of hell where he will spend eternity being hit by giant flash cards wielded by giant birds!
- A bird in the house is an omen that a death is imminent, right?
Briana seems grounded and reasonable which would make for boring TV. Of course, if she's popular enough with viewers, Andy will put her on the show and stuff her full of fake drama and unbelievable storylines.
They need to keep Tamra and dump the rest. Let Wretchen make cameo appearances, I guess.
- Tamra's son seems like he is formulating into becoming a serial killer, or wind up in some major prison. Tamra is such a self centered witch when she said well I guess I may have played a role in Ryan having issues. Also, she said she didn't want him to have kids barbecue she is too young to be a grandmother? Hey Tamra! you already dropped the obvious bomb that you are insecure person who can't accept age gracefully! its too late hun! Dressing like a slut all of the time to convince everyone that you are still sexy, and making a big fool of yourself acting like you are younger than you are is big neon sign dumb ass!
Briana's husband is so handsome! He seems like he truly loves and respects Briana. Vicki going with Briana and Ryan to pick out the diamond ring to make sure her son in law got a sizable stone for her daughter was outlandish, tacky, extremely rude, and very embarrassing! Poor Ryan's face looked like he was saying to himself, how the hell am I going to pay for this? I felt sorry for Ryan, good grief!
BTW, I used to like Andy,and I used to watch his after the show ,but I just can't stand him anymore! I think he is such annoying jerk! Also, I hate his after the show!
- Alexis is a clown. I used to think she was in on the joke but she def is not. Her husband is hideous. She could have done so much better. Weird.
- Actually R447, I think Alexis the major witch and her pain in the ass husband deserve each other. They are a perfect match.
- [quote]she didn't want him to have kids barbecue she is too young
- Oops! this is R446. I meant to indicate because instead of barbecue!!!! LOL!
- Ryan sucked my dick once
- Slade, you have to specify which Ryan you are talking about. Was it Tamra's son, or Brianna's new husband? And what about Shane Keough? Him too, right?
- Why are we bumping this? We already have a new thread.