Snooki admits to being bisexual, JWoww thinks "The Situation" could be gay.
Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the "Jersey Shore" roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?
Snooki: I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented.
What about Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino? What's the deal? Gay? Not gay?
Snooki: Do you think he's gay?
It wouldn't shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don't end up hooking up.
Snooki: And he gives them men's clothing to wear.
JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes... everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know... the signs.
Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?
JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I'm like, "Be happy with yourself!"
Snooki: Was he like, "No, I'm not"?
JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, "I would love you more if you could be yourself." I can't confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.
Do you talk to him about it?
JWoww: He brings it up. He'll say, "People think I'm gay and I don't know what they're talking about."
Snooki: He told me one time, "[All the talk is] making me wonder."
Maybe Cynthia Nixon could explain to Snooki what the word bisexual means.
The Jersey Shore guys need to stop inking their bodies. They've made themselves horribly ugly.
[quote]The Jersey Shore guys need to stop inking their bodies. They've made themselves horribly ugly.
I love that Vinny came back from his mini-breakdown with a huge tat on his chest about god and then he said it was time to go out and get laid. How very pious of him. I thought he was the only guy on the show who wasn't a big poser. guess I was wrong. Go fuck every girl you can with that humongous cock of yours; just don't pretend to be some holier than thou man of god while you're doing it you tool.
Do you think they are building up for him to come out on the show?
R12 is a double-bagger. Ick.
Even if the Situation was gay it is not exactly like he is a hot commodity...unless you define hot commodity as cesspool of STI's and steroids.
I wouldn't fuck any of them with my worst friend's dick.
[quote]I love that Vinny came back from his mini-breakdown with a huge tat on his chest about god and then he said it was time to go out and get laid.
Isn't that the way most holier-than-thou people behave? They all contradict their God shit.
[quote]Do you think they are building up for him to come out on the show?
On one hand he seems so deeply closeted and self-loathing that he would never come out; on the other hand, he's such a famewhore that I could see him coming out to extend his 15 minutes.
And here I thought the show was gunning for Ronnie to come out (I swear I would never cheat on you ... with a girl!") in season one.
Aren't they all gay on that show? And didn't they say the DJ just celebrated his 31st birthday, and he's still doing this teenage shit?
The Situation is cleary fucking The Unit, forming one ultimate douche known at The Unitation.
The Unfortunate Situation has a VERY fugly face. Who would fuck him without a paper bag over his head?
Now he's furious with JWOWW and Snooki and has felt it necessary to put out an official statement that he's straight.
Also -- I know it's way uncool to admit to watching JS now that it's jumped the shark, but did anyone see the bit on last night's episode where Mike talked about his oldest brother, Frank, hooking up with Deena's sister? I could have sworn Frank was gay and out (he's the one on the left in the famous "turtleneck" family picture, reposted at the link).
[quote]JWoww thinks "The Situation" could be gay.
Who's the ASSHOLE that posted this???
COULD BE GAY
might also mean might NOT BE GAY.
That's the way it is with a word like could...
So it is, in effect, a non statement.
Boy I hope whosoever posted this gets banned for life.
I can see him as gay for pay pornstar, thats where he can suck lots of cocks he want and still claim he's totally straight. Self-hating eldergays love that!