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Jill learns about Periods!

A DL classic. Jill is a Downs Syndrome child living with a creepy family obsessed with periods. Where is Family Services when you need them?

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by Anonymousreply 206June 17, 2019 11:44 PM

Calling Aunt Flo!

by Anonymousreply 1February 2, 2012 5:37 PM

Sissy's pizza bread still freaks me out!

by Anonymousreply 2February 2, 2012 5:56 PM

I'm having my period now.

by Anonymousreply 3February 2, 2012 6:28 PM

SISSY'S PIZZA BREAD!!!!!! lol

by Anonymousreply 4February 2, 2012 6:43 PM

OP, this isn't a DL classic, this is a classic everywhere PERIOD!

by Anonymousreply 5February 2, 2012 6:57 PM

Funny how they avoid using the word vagina but they have no problem showing a used bloody pad.

by Anonymousreply 6February 2, 2012 6:58 PM

I think the older sister is having a miscarriage instead of a period.

Jill's just workin' that Lacoste dress.

by Anonymousreply 7February 2, 2012 7:04 PM

28 Days Later ...

by Anonymousreply 8February 2, 2012 7:05 PM

As an educational film for people with Down Syndrome, it's to the point, simple, repetitive and effective.

But as an artifact of educational films, it's a gas.

by Anonymousreply 9February 2, 2012 7:06 PM

Would love to hear someone do a song mix featuring the video.

by Anonymousreply 10February 2, 2012 10:04 PM

OMG, I was not prepared for the close-up of the used pad. I wonder how much they paid that poor actress to do that scene.

by Anonymousreply 11February 2, 2012 10:25 PM

Is this what one would call a "period piece"?

by Anonymousreply 12February 2, 2012 10:25 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Jill's mom seems like she'd be a hell of a lot of fun. I bet on the weekends they throw back cocktails and laugh at Sissy hemorrhaging all over the furniture.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 2, 2012 10:41 PM

I'm smack in the middle of my period. It really IS a curse!

by Anonymousreply 14February 2, 2012 10:51 PM

Hmmmm...the opening between my legs stink!

by Anonymousreply 15February 2, 2012 10:56 PM

I'm scared!

by Anonymousreply 16February 2, 2012 11:01 PM

Has Daniel Tosh ever featured this video on his show?

by Anonymousreply 17February 3, 2012 3:08 AM

If you go to about 2:50, the close-ups of Jill make it obvious that the producers had to keep telling Jill what to say, and she couldn't get her lines right.

"I'm having my period now."

by Anonymousreply 18February 3, 2012 3:15 AM

OMG! You stick them to your panties?? I always thought you stuck them over "the opening between your legs", like a bandaid.

by Anonymousreply 19February 3, 2012 3:58 AM

I've never seen this. I gasped when I saw the bloody pad.

by Anonymousreply 20February 3, 2012 4:04 AM

My brother is mentally challenged so I can't help but find Jill a little endearing. Even if she is talking about her period. :-)

by Anonymousreply 21February 3, 2012 4:15 AM

I kept waiting for Jill to ask her father if he ever had a period and have the father respond "Hell NO! Where do you think it would come out, my DICK?"

by Anonymousreply 22February 3, 2012 4:54 AM

I can't stop laughing about the term "an opening between my legs".

And yes, great point, r6, that "vagina" was considered too graphic, but showing the sister extracting and displaying a blood-soaked pad was not.

by Anonymousreply 23February 3, 2012 5:40 AM

Is the father so intent on quizzing Jill about what she does with the used pad because he's the one who has to fix the plumbing every time one of Susie's bitch friends comes over and tries to flush one?

by Anonymousreply 24February 3, 2012 5:47 AM

That pad looked like a hot dog bun with ketchup.

by Anonymousreply 25February 3, 2012 10:45 AM

To Jill's horror, all she wanted to know about was punctuation.

by Anonymousreply 26February 3, 2012 10:55 AM

Is it just me, or does the first 10 seconds of the YouTube video seem like it's what the *kisses doll* girl would look like?

by Anonymousreply 27February 3, 2012 12:31 PM

Jill just wanted to be a pretty girl.

by Anonymousreply 28February 3, 2012 12:43 PM

GODDAMMIT JILL!

How many times do we have to tell you! Blood comes out of my body from an opening between my FUCKING LEGS!!

by Anonymousreply 29February 3, 2012 12:44 PM

R21 - I find this video hysterical but agree with you, Jill seems so sweet, and innocent and she melts my cold gay heart when she smiles at her dad while asking him about periods.

Sorry about your bro. Hope he's doing great though. Sounds like he's got good sibling. :-)

by Anonymousreply 30February 3, 2012 12:47 PM

I don't think they avoided "vagina" because it was too graphic, I figured they said "opening between the legs" because it was easier for a kid with DS to comprehend.

by Anonymousreply 31February 3, 2012 1:12 PM

With that mouth I can't wait to see the Jill Learns How To Suck Cock video.

by Anonymousreply 32February 3, 2012 1:16 PM

ALL WOMAN HAVE PERIODS GODAMMITTTTT JILL!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 33February 3, 2012 1:30 PM

Part two has Jill asking random women on the street if they have periods and ends with her being picked up by the police.

by Anonymousreply 34February 3, 2012 3:39 PM

How did John Waters not find Jill's mom for his movies? She and Mink Stole as lesbians on the run would've rocked!

by Anonymousreply 35February 3, 2012 4:22 PM

I like Jill.

by Anonymousreply 36February 3, 2012 4:22 PM

Time for juice Joey!

by Anonymousreply 37February 3, 2012 4:31 PM

This is sooooo freakin creepy!

Only americans would greet their father with a kiss and the unforgettable question, "dad, do you have periods?" My father would have choked on his cigar!!!

x

PS. And what's with all that 'an openening between my legs' guff? Just say it grrrrlllll... it's a VAGINA!

by Anonymousreply 38February 3, 2012 5:11 PM

Jill, call me!

by Anonymousreply 39February 3, 2012 5:26 PM

I'm imagining a (straight) porn where they use the terminology of Jill's family.

"Mmmm, you're making an opening between my legs so wet!"

"Oh baby, I love eating out an opening between your legs!"

by Anonymousreply 40February 3, 2012 6:21 PM

PLUG IT UP!

by Anonymousreply 41February 3, 2012 6:25 PM

A new play: "The Opening Between My Legs Diaries"

by Anonymousreply 42February 3, 2012 6:35 PM

Since the movie is so intent on showing that daddies love talking about periods too, they really should have had the father accompany them into the bathroom so he too could see Susie's bloodied pad and complement her on the health of her menstrual secretions.

by Anonymousreply 43February 3, 2012 6:44 PM

I love the sequel where Jill asks "What's an abortion?" and Susie tells her, "All women have abortions, Jill. It's when a doctor inserts a vacuum into an opening between my legs. I'm on my way to get an abortion now, come on!"

by Anonymousreply 44February 3, 2012 6:47 PM

Susie has had many abortions, no doubt. Susie is a slut!

by Anonymousreply 45February 3, 2012 7:04 PM

That doll is gonna end up in her cooter, I can tell!

by Anonymousreply 46February 3, 2012 7:12 PM

I can't wait until part #3 when Daddy tells Jill about his colonoscopy!

by Anonymousreply 47February 3, 2012 7:57 PM

Jill: mommy, what's an abortion?

Mom: what I shoulda had instead of you! Now freshen up my highball, doll!

by Anonymousreply 48February 3, 2012 8:05 PM

Don't forget this classic! Ricky gets caught choking the chicken by his Stepford mom!

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by Anonymousreply 49February 3, 2012 8:12 PM

WOW, thank you for that, r49! I am LMFAO at that video and the comments.

by Anonymousreply 50February 3, 2012 8:42 PM

Apparently Cristina Aguilera never learned how to calculate every 28 days.

by Anonymousreply 51February 3, 2012 8:42 PM

Jill, my lord, that's noy a feminine hygiene pad it's as big as a mattress pad!!!

by Anonymousreply 52February 3, 2012 8:54 PM

Daddy, can I have a weiner?

by Anonymousreply 53February 3, 2012 9:25 PM

I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad.

But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife!

Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?

by Anonymousreply 54February 3, 2012 9:37 PM

"Blue... White Blue ... White"

Well that explains where all my dishwasher soap tabs have been disappearing.

by Anonymousreply 55February 3, 2012 10:46 PM

Jesus ... Jill must have gotten her feminine hygiene from her hockey coach...

"Now Jill, after 3 periods you may remove your pads and take a shower"

by Anonymousreply 56February 3, 2012 10:52 PM

"Blood from inside my body comes outside from an opening between my legs."

by Anonymousreply 57February 3, 2012 11:00 PM

I never knew that Umpy was a child actress.

by Anonymousreply 58February 3, 2012 11:12 PM

"another opening , another flow!"

by Anonymousreply 59February 3, 2012 11:29 PM

"I'm sorry I intruded on your privacy". That's one polite lady!

by Anonymousreply 60February 3, 2012 11:33 PM

OMFG! How much did they have to pay that poor man?

by Anonymousreply 61February 3, 2012 11:37 PM

LOL, R58!

by Anonymousreply 62February 3, 2012 11:47 PM

"I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad.

But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife!

Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?"

That is pretty much really how it looks if it's a heavy flow day. The more frequently you change them, the more "spot" like it would be.

by Anonymousreply 63February 3, 2012 11:54 PM

wait until she discovers alcohol induced shitting at 4am... it will blow her fucking mind!!

by Anonymousreply 64February 3, 2012 11:55 PM

Come, R63. Sit on my lap and I'll explain it to you:

You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs. Some women have heavy flows others have light flows. It can also depend on the day in the cycle.

by Anonymousreply 65February 3, 2012 11:59 PM

Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen.

by Anonymousreply 66February 4, 2012 12:03 AM

So the flow isn't blue, like in commercials?

I once went to visit someone in a large group home for the developmentally disabled, and in every room of the building they'd posted large signs reading, "Ladies, please do not leave your used sanitary napkins lying around."

by Anonymousreply 67February 4, 2012 12:07 AM

Damn, I am too afraid to click on the link. I think I would probably pass the fuck out.

by Anonymousreply 68February 4, 2012 12:09 AM

just watched the footage... jesus..

*wipes a silent tear* those were the days of the matress thickness sanipad that chaffed the inner thigh every month.

i look back fondly on their demise and thank god for allways with wings, the dri weave top sheet and thickness of a credit card.

btw.. i bet if they had left it on the side jill would have munched it away... it looked like a toasted jam snadwich...

by Anonymousreply 69February 4, 2012 12:17 AM

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video."

LOL

by Anonymousreply 70February 4, 2012 12:24 AM

And then came the mongoloid.

by Anonymousreply 71February 4, 2012 12:28 AM

Finally! I love you R71. Now pop down to the Korean for me?

by Anonymousreply 72February 4, 2012 12:32 AM

Jill and Ricky should have done a family exchange for a day.

Ricky's Stepford mom could teach Jill how good it feels to touch an opening between her legs, and Susie would let Ricky masturbate while watching her change her bloody pad.

by Anonymousreply 73February 4, 2012 12:43 AM

A classic from the Frantics

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by Anonymousreply 74February 4, 2012 7:11 PM

Next Suzie can teach Jill how to train the dog to lick that opening between her legs!

by Anonymousreply 75February 4, 2012 7:34 PM

"Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen."

ONE... Singular menstruation, every little month she makes!

ONE... Mental retardation, each scene takes her ten takes!

One Jill and suddenly nobody else... will... do

You know you'll never be lonely when in... the... loo

Oh, ONNNNNNNNE...

by Anonymousreply 76February 4, 2012 8:08 PM

*kisses doll*

by Anonymousreply 77February 4, 2012 8:13 PM

OMG, this is the funniest DL thread in months! I'm laughing so hard I have tears!

by Anonymousreply 78February 4, 2012 8:36 PM

Sarah P.; Portrait of a Teenaged Menstrual Cycle

by Anonymousreply 79February 4, 2012 8:37 PM

[quote]But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife! Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?

What happens is that the pad wicks the blood from the opening between the legs out to the edges. That's why it looks like such carnage, Jill.

Well, add to it that those old timey pads didn't have the dry weave top layer so ladies had to basically lug around a sopping wet cotton roll between their legs on heavy flow days. Good thing Suzie was so sturdily built--for her, dragging that load around in her granny panties must have been a cinch!

by Anonymousreply 80February 4, 2012 9:24 PM

[quote] You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs.

Yes, if mommy's friend Gianni the gardener stops by and they go upstairs to…um, wrestle, that's another way that Mommy might bleed.

by Anonymousreply 81February 4, 2012 9:32 PM

Whenever I'm eating my girl and she is on the rag, I always hope I get the womyn egg as well as her red river.

by Anonymousreply 82February 4, 2012 9:37 PM

The sticky stuff is here so the pad will stick to my ... panties.

by Anonymousreply 83February 4, 2012 10:20 PM

I can't believe that actress who played Susie was willing to sit down on a toilet and pull out her bloody pad.

Some people will do anything to get a SAG card.

by Anonymousreply 84February 4, 2012 10:23 PM

The actress who played Jill today - still playing with her pussy.

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by Anonymousreply 85February 4, 2012 10:30 PM

So...like...can you actually see the egg when it comes out?

by Anonymousreply 86February 4, 2012 10:53 PM

Scrambled eggs and ketchup... mmmmmm!

by Anonymousreply 87February 5, 2012 12:55 AM

I'd love to know who originally put this up, and how they found it to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 88February 5, 2012 5:02 AM

Why isn't there more info on this video?

by Anonymousreply 89February 5, 2012 5:06 AM

"Jill Learns About Periods" was the Oscar winner for Best Short Film in 1972, r89.

by Anonymousreply 90February 5, 2012 5:18 AM

I wish they'd have uploaded both parts of the video together. It would...wait for it...flow better!

by Anonymousreply 91February 5, 2012 1:41 PM

For R10.

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by Anonymousreply 92February 5, 2012 7:22 PM

Did they not have tampons then? How come they didn't teach Jill how to use them?

by Anonymousreply 93February 5, 2012 8:03 PM

'tards & tampons don't mix.

by Anonymousreply 94February 5, 2012 8:19 PM

That was brilliant, r92. And I'm so glad they brought back shots of the bloody tampon and Susie on the toilet while the kooky chimpanzees were playing their song.

I wonder if "Susie" went on to a lasting career? She certainly had the "chops."

by Anonymousreply 95February 5, 2012 9:28 PM

Is Jill related to Corky by chance?

by Anonymousreply 96February 5, 2012 9:35 PM

How the HELL did the chimpanzees get in this thing?

The director must have been stoned off his rocks.

by Anonymousreply 97February 6, 2012 12:34 PM

Maybe if they had pronounced it "buhgina" Jill would have understooded.

by Anonymousreply 98February 6, 2012 1:01 PM

"Jill and the Chimps"! Brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 99February 6, 2012 2:46 PM

Are we sure that "Jill" is not Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 100February 6, 2012 5:52 PM

Girls get periods monthly and guys get cummas every day.

by Anonymousreply 101February 6, 2012 7:33 PM

We are very much like marsupials except our offspring can't crawl back into the pouch after birth.

by Anonymousreply 102February 6, 2012 7:36 PM

The answer to the age old question, 'who came first, the egg or the chicken?' The answer is neither, the rooster came first.

by Anonymousreply 103February 6, 2012 7:37 PM

I'm so overjoyed that DL has come through with its unique brand of wit. Jill would be proud (except she is in the institution and doesn't have internet)

by Anonymousreply 104February 6, 2012 8:13 PM

Is Jill related to Muffy?

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by Anonymousreply 105February 6, 2012 8:58 PM

"See how it sticks to my panties?"

by Anonymousreply 106February 6, 2012 10:49 PM

What is the difference between the pad that Susie is stylishly sporting in this video compared to a thingy that women stick INSIDE their pussies with a string attached? How do you know which one to use?

by Anonymousreply 107February 6, 2012 10:51 PM

They forgot to tell her what to do when the nice doggie fishes one of her bloody pads out of the nearest waste basket. Something tells me that might be a bit too much for Jill.

by Anonymousreply 108February 6, 2012 10:57 PM

R108 What happens?

by Anonymousreply 109February 6, 2012 11:02 PM

Send her my way when she wants to learn about douching!

by Anonymousreply 110February 6, 2012 11:37 PM

"Jill and the Periods" would be a great name for a band at MichFest. Supporting band, "The Hole Between My Legs".

by Anonymousreply 111February 7, 2012 1:07 AM

This short film was a huge hit in Canada under the title "Your Cunting Daughter."

by Anonymousreply 112February 7, 2012 1:22 AM

JILL BLED ON THE FUCKING DOG!

by Anonymousreply 113February 7, 2012 2:55 AM

Sissy tried to teach Jill how to use a tampon, but due to the repetition required Jill accidently discovered masturbation ....

"Tube goes into the opening between my legs, pull the tube out of the opening between my legs... in.. out... in ... out ... in ...out ..in out in out in out in out inotuinoutinoutINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUT!!!!!!MYAAAHHHHHMAAYHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 114February 7, 2012 3:11 AM

Wait until you see the trick that Jill teaches the poor dog!

by Anonymousreply 115February 7, 2012 3:32 PM

Will Jill want to know about commas next? Or exclamation points?

by Anonymousreply 116February 8, 2012 6:20 PM

Do you women actually do that twisting exercise in front of the mirror after you insert a pad? Does that help settle the pad or something?

by Anonymousreply 117February 11, 2012 4:31 AM

That's a good question, r117, I was wondering what that was. Thought maybe Susie was checking the front and back of her skirt for bloodstains or something. After all, she does seem to have a pretty gushing flow!

by Anonymousreply 118February 11, 2012 5:20 AM

Yeesh, it would have been quicker to say vagina rather than "the opening between your legs," especially since it's repeated so many fucking times.

by Anonymousreply 119February 11, 2012 5:33 AM

Bumping simply because Jill is more interesting that the 357 Whitney threads.

by Anonymousreply 120February 12, 2012 8:53 PM

Has the Whitney news prompted Jill to ask Susie about crack?

"I'm about to smoke crack right now, Jill. Come on!"

by Anonymousreply 121February 12, 2012 9:03 PM

[R111] We're booking it now for the menstrual hut.

by Anonymousreply 122February 12, 2012 9:04 PM

If Suzie had taught Whitney about the opening between her legs, that poor woman would be alive today!

by Anonymousreply 123February 12, 2012 9:24 PM

Jill is my girlfriend. She is pretty

by Anonymousreply 124February 13, 2012 2:11 PM

Jill's name should be Corkette.

by Anonymousreply 125February 13, 2012 10:09 PM

Jill : "Why do women have periods?"

Father: "Because they deserve them."

by Anonymousreply 126February 15, 2012 6:51 PM

Father is tired of Sissy clogging the toilet with her heavy flow! Call Roto-rooter, Jill!

by Anonymousreply 127February 15, 2012 9:29 PM

Susie's pad looks like the absorbent packaging found in meat products.

by Anonymousreply 128February 15, 2012 9:54 PM

R127 They go in the waste basket, hello! Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the video??

by Anonymousreply 129February 15, 2012 10:07 PM

I wonder where Jill is today? Do Downies have average lifespans? If so she's probably gone through menopause by now. No more blood coming from the opening between her legs...that ship has sailed.

by Anonymousreply 130February 15, 2012 10:15 PM

no, r117.

by Anonymousreply 131February 15, 2012 10:24 PM

I inserted a tampon in the hole in my bottom.

by Anonymousreply 132February 16, 2012 12:03 AM

That's a whole other instructional video, r132. I believe you can watch it on Xtube.

by Anonymousreply 133February 16, 2012 2:09 AM

Jill grew up, had periods, and had a daughter name Michelle. Michelle was a special child who married another special child named Marcus. They moved to Minnesota and told other little girls about periods. Marcus still has them.

by Anonymousreply 134February 16, 2012 2:22 PM

Goddamn it, Jill! The friggin dog got a hold of Cissy's pad and tried to bury it in the sandbox!

by Anonymousreply 135February 16, 2012 2:23 PM

Do you think there are straight guys out there who would be turned on and masturbate to the scene of Suzie removing and displaying the blood-drenched pad? Is there such a thing as a period fetish? I guess there's a fetish for everything, so I assume people exist who have a period fetish.

by Anonymousreply 136February 16, 2012 6:13 PM

[R136] ROTFLMAO!!!!!I think Rick Santorum would totally find that pizza bread pad hot!

by Anonymousreply 137February 16, 2012 9:19 PM

No, Rick Santorum would pass the bloody pad around to his children, sleep with it, and then hold a funeral for it, since he regards the discharged egg as sacred human life.

by Anonymousreply 138February 16, 2012 9:33 PM

R136 I was wondering the same thing! I was imagining teenage boys stumbling upon that video and finding it hot. Of course I forgot that we live in an age where they're not hard up for material like I was when I was a teenager (lucky bastards).

by Anonymousreply 139February 17, 2012 6:13 AM

I can see Dad drilling a peephole into Sissy's bathroom, so that he can enjoy the soiled pad. Mom doesn't have a clue!

by Anonymousreply 140February 17, 2012 2:16 PM

Does Jill stand with Rick Santorum in opposing the availability of pre-natal testing?

by Anonymousreply 141February 22, 2012 9:58 PM

Are there any other odd/funny sex ed videos? If so post the links!

by Anonymousreply 142February 22, 2012 10:03 PM

Jill would love the Santorum household. Except when they bring home the dead fetus to meet the kids!

by Anonymousreply 143February 24, 2012 1:55 PM

I'm sure the Santorum sons are so sexually repressed/fucked-up that they probably do dig their sisters' used pads out of the trash and sniff them. And then whip themselves afterward for their sins.

by Anonymousreply 144February 24, 2012 4:09 PM

Here r142! LOVE the pervy PE coach! At 2:00 in the video, Coach lovingly wraps a boy's sprained ankle!

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by Anonymousreply 145February 24, 2012 5:13 PM

R144 that's gross it reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads.

by Anonymousreply 146February 24, 2012 11:42 PM

R146 ew!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 147March 12, 2012 4:11 AM

Bump for Jill!

by Anonymousreply 148May 1, 2012 8:46 PM

Jill wants birth control! How about that, Mittens?

by Anonymousreply 149May 2, 2012 2:44 PM

Jill wants a "squatty potty" so she can properly clear her colon. But she had better not dump her goddamn sanitary napkin down the crapper too!

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by Anonymousreply 150May 4, 2012 2:48 PM

This reminds me of my latest novel: Oh, So Janice!

It's a sci fi story about reality beginning to collapse upon itself. The universe is forced to alter itself after a young girl with Down Syndrome figures out the meaning of existence. The universe not to be outdone decides to become something else and reality begins to shift.

When a quantum physicist theorizes that it's precisely because the meaning of life has been discovered the hunt is on to kill the individual that has figured it all out before existence as we know it is sucked into oblivion -unfortunately because the child is retarded and only mildly communicative, it makes the search near impossible.

Will they find the child in time? Will her parents make the ultimate sacrifice to save our Universe? Tune into Oh, So Janice! for the answer!

by Anonymousreply 151May 4, 2012 3:21 PM

In the movie, the beautiful Quantum Physicist will be played by none other than Tara Reid.

by Anonymousreply 152May 4, 2012 3:25 PM

[quote]reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads.

Yeah, that happens, it's just [gross] instinct for the dogs.

Smart women either:

A) use tampons (which are flushable);

B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or

C) throw away their used pads in an outside garbage can, instead of leaving them in the house.

by Anonymousreply 153May 4, 2012 7:58 PM

Smarter women sell them online to perverts.

by Anonymousreply 154May 4, 2012 8:02 PM

My friends' dog had her period and they put a band-aid on her coochie thinking she had cut herself.

by Anonymousreply 155May 4, 2012 8:04 PM

I want Jill's sister's blood all over me.

by Anonymousreply 156May 4, 2012 10:09 PM

okie = jill

heehee!

by Anonymousreply 157May 4, 2012 10:16 PM

I just happened upon this thread and am horrified at the insensitivity. How do you all sleep at night? I'm just beside myself right now.

by Anonymousreply 158May 7, 2012 12:01 PM

F.A.R.T. much, R158?

by Anonymousreply 159May 7, 2012 12:56 PM

[quote] Smart women either:

[quote] A) use tampons (which are flushable);

No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up.

by Anonymousreply 160May 7, 2012 1:49 PM

Jill's sister has a pad that could plug the Hoover Dam!

by Anonymousreply 161May 7, 2012 1:57 PM

[quote]tampons (which are flushable)

[quote]No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up

You must've had small lines or some other problem for that to happen, R160.

I've never had to call the Roto-Rooter Man, and I've been flushing tampons for years! And I mean the thickest "Super Plus" ones, and at least 10 of them per month! (Yes, I have a very heavy flow.)

by Anonymousreply 162May 10, 2012 5:30 AM

You all want to see the size of my pad?

by Anonymousreply 163May 11, 2012 6:58 PM

[quote]B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or

Jill, get to the panic room, quick!

by Anonymousreply 164May 11, 2012 7:34 PM

R157=Justin/Wendy/Long Island pedo.

Still obsessed dear?

by Anonymousreply 165May 11, 2012 8:38 PM

I hear this is going to be a major story line in the next season of "Glee".

by Anonymousreply 166May 12, 2012 2:03 AM

[R166] Can Jill be played by Sue S's retarded slave?

by Anonymousreply 167May 14, 2012 3:03 PM

[quote]Smarter women sell them online to perverts.

I've no idea how, but one day I happened upon a "ring" of websites where women sell their used panties to pervs.

I still remember one man's feedback about the pair he'd purchased: he was thrilled with the period stain she'd provided him, and suggested that the next pair also have some dried poo on it for him to lick.

Some men are such freaks!

by Anonymousreply 168May 22, 2012 12:52 AM

" I'M JAN BREWER'S GUNT MASSEURS! "

by Anonymousreply 169May 22, 2012 1:11 AM

Someone find Jill!! She can be the 4th Mrs. Tom Cruise!

by Anonymousreply 170July 2, 2012 3:11 PM

The look on my face right now, R168.

by Anonymousreply 171July 2, 2012 3:16 PM

r155, do dogs have vaginal bleeding during their periods? I never even considered the fact of dogs' menstruation... Does it stain people's rugs?

What about cats?

by Anonymousreply 172July 2, 2012 5:45 PM

I hear Mrs. Duggar's pad fell out of pants leg at the Dollar Store and customers thought Aisle 6 had been carpeted in crimson shag.

by Anonymousreply 173July 2, 2012 5:51 PM

It all sounds so exciting! I can't wait until my first!

by Anonymousreply 174July 2, 2012 5:53 PM

LOL

by Anonymousreply 175July 14, 2012 2:43 AM

Memorable quote from a previous thread about this video, related to the part after the sister changes her pad:

"First I wash my hands, then I dry them. Then I check out my tits in the mirror."

by Anonymousreply 176July 14, 2012 5:00 AM

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by Anonymousreply 177March 8, 2013 3:29 PM

funny

by Anonymousreply 178June 9, 2013 4:47 PM

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by Anonymousreply 179October 17, 2013 6:31 PM

So has Jill hit menopause yet?

by Anonymousreply 180September 29, 2014 4:42 AM

Jill's mom looks like pornstar Georgina Spelvin, star of "Devil In Miss Jones," among many others.

by Anonymousreply 181September 29, 2014 4:53 AM

One of my fav.

by Anonymousreply 182April 10, 2015 12:39 AM

Oh my God!

by Anonymousreply 183May 25, 2015 10:20 AM

I'd forgotten about this! One of the funniest DL threads of all time. Thanks for bumping R182. I'm having my periods now so your timing couldn't be better. Maybe bump it again in 4 weeks time?

by Anonymousreply 184May 25, 2015 10:41 AM

jill is a tard!

by Anonymousreply 185May 25, 2015 8:41 PM

classic

by Anonymousreply 186June 25, 2015 2:27 PM

Just one question: The blood from inside the woman's body comes out through WHERE?

by Anonymousreply 187June 25, 2015 3:23 PM

Bump for Blood Moon tonight.

by Anonymousreply 188September 28, 2015 7:37 AM

I watched it for a full minute before I realized the OP was joking about Jill having Down's. It thought it was a special video made to explain periods to Down's children.

by Anonymousreply 189September 28, 2015 8:11 AM

Jill 2016!!!

by Anonymousreply 190February 10, 2016 7:12 AM

Jill's gonna suck those women's menstrual blood right out of their coochies, she's like a freaking bloodhound. Get your nose out of their crotches, weird little girl.

by Anonymousreply 191February 10, 2016 7:23 AM

See, see Jill? See how it sticks to my panties, see? Don't you dare turn away, hold your water until the very last note, Jill! Look how sticky my crouch is Jill, you wanted to see, you wanted to know. Now you know!

by Anonymousreply 192February 10, 2016 7:42 AM

Jill remixed

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by Anonymousreply 193June 17, 2017 6:37 PM

Stethen brof upth with me.

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by Anonymousreply 194June 17, 2017 8:04 PM

This thread is literal violence!

by Anonymousreply 195June 18, 2017 2:46 AM

[quote]To Jill's horror, all she wanted to know about was punctuation.

Is Gary Larson a Datalounger?

by Anonymousreply 196June 18, 2017 10:58 AM

The video should have begun with Jill having her period on mom's white couch. "Look what you did! Bad Jill! BAD JILL!" *rubs Jill's nose into the couch*

by Anonymousreply 197June 19, 2017 4:16 AM

Jill was recently spotted at a Reseda 7-11 with a pad stuck to the outside of her jeans. She never did master the pad thing.

by Anonymousreply 198October 26, 2017 5:04 AM

If Mrs Patrick Campbell were a dyke she'd be screaming, "More blood marys, Momma. More bloody marys!"

by Anonymousreply 199October 26, 2017 5:19 AM

Jill 2018!

by Anonymousreply 200July 25, 2018 9:45 PM

Are there any other educational films geared directly at special needs people? I'd love to see them. I mean, just from a historical perspective, of course.

by Anonymousreply 201July 26, 2018 4:48 PM

.........

by Anonymousreply 202January 18, 2019 7:11 PM

I wonder if "Jill" is still alive today?

by Anonymousreply 203June 17, 2019 10:20 PM

That poor sweet downs girl must be scared to death!

And what in gods name is a Cemetery Pad!!!!???

by Anonymousreply 204June 17, 2019 11:33 PM

Holy fuck!!!! Never saw this before on DL. I pretty much just spit out my drink laughing. I needed a good, inappropriate DL laugh after a shitty day. Thank you. Thread is as funny as the video.

by Anonymousreply 205June 17, 2019 11:39 PM

OMFG, r205! Jill Period is a DL & Gay Icon!

by Anonymousreply 206June 17, 2019 11:44 PM
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