Jill learns about Periods!

A DL classic. Jill is a Downs Syndrome child living with a creepy family obsessed with periods. Where is Family Services when you need them?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE

Calling Aunt Flo!
Sissy's pizza bread still freaks me out!
I'm having my period now.
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SISSY'S PIZZA BREAD!!!!!! lol
OP, this isn't a DL classic, this is a classic everywhere PERIOD!
Funny how they avoid using the word vagina but they have no problem showing a used bloody pad.
An opening between my legs
I think the older sister is having a miscarriage instead of a period. Jill's just workin' that Lacoste dress.
28 Days Later ...
As an educational film for people with Down Syndrome, it's to the point, simple, repetitive and effective. But as an artifact of educational films, it's a gas.
Would love to hear someone do a song mix featuring the video.
OMG, I was not prepared for the close-up of the used pad. I wonder how much they paid that poor actress to do that scene.
Is this what one would call a "period piece"?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Jill's mom seems like she'd be a hell of a lot of fun. I bet on the weekends they throw back cocktails and laugh at Sissy hemorrhaging all over the furniture.
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I'm smack in the middle of my period. It really IS a curse!
Cheryl
Hmmmm...the opening between my legs stink!
Cheryl
I'm scared!
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Has Daniel Tosh ever featured this video on his show?
If you go to about 2:50, the close-ups of Jill make it obvious that the producers had to keep telling Jill what to say, and she couldn't get her lines right. "I'm having my period now."
OMG! You stick them to your panties?? I always thought you stuck them over "the opening between your legs", like a bandaid.
I've never seen this. I gasped when I saw the bloody pad.
My brother is mentally challenged so I can't help but find Jill a little endearing. Even if she is talking about her period. :-)
I kept waiting for Jill to ask her father if he ever had a period and have the father respond "Hell NO! Where do you think it would come out, my DICK?"
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I can't stop laughing about the term "an opening between my legs". And yes, great point, r6, that "vagina" was considered too graphic, but showing the sister extracting and displaying a blood-soaked pad was not.
Is the father so intent on quizzing Jill about what she does with the used pad because he's the one who has to fix the plumbing every time one of Susie's bitch friends comes over and tries to flush one?
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That pad looked like a hot dog bun with ketchup.
To Jill's horror, all she wanted to know about was punctuation.
Is it just me, or does the first 10 seconds of the YouTube video seem like it's what the *kisses doll* girl would look like?
Jill just wanted to be a pretty girl.
GODDAMMIT JILL! How many times do we have to tell you! Blood comes out of my body from an opening between my FUCKING LEGS!!
Susie, still having these fucking cramps!
R21 - I find this video hysterical but agree with you, Jill seems so sweet, and innocent and she melts my cold gay heart when she smiles at her dad while asking him about periods. Sorry about your bro. Hope he's doing great though. Sounds like he's got good sibling. :-)
I don't think they avoided "vagina" because it was too graphic, I figured they said "opening between the legs" because it was easier for a kid with DS to comprehend.
With that mouth I can't wait to see the Jill Learns How To Suck Cock video.
ALL WOMAN HAVE PERIODS GODAMMITTTTT JILL!!!!!
Part two has Jill asking random women on the street if they have periods and ends with her being picked up by the police.
How did John Waters not find Jill's mom for his movies? She and Mink Stole as lesbians on the run would've rocked!
I like Jill.
Joey
Time for juice Joey!
Lorna
This is sooooo freakin creepy! Only americans would greet their father with a kiss and the unforgettable question, "dad, do you have periods?" My father would have choked on his cigar!!! x PS. And what's with all that 'an openening between my legs' guff? Just say it grrrrlllll... it's a VAGINA!
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Jill, call me!
Carrie White
I'm imagining a (straight) porn where they use the terminology of Jill's family. "Mmmm, you're making an opening between my legs so wet!" "Oh baby, I love eating out an opening between your legs!"
PLUG IT UP!
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A new play: "The Opening Between My Legs Diaries"
Since the movie is so intent on showing that daddies love talking about periods too, they really should have had the father accompany them into the bathroom so he too could see Susie's bloodied pad and complement her on the health of her menstrual secretions.
I love the sequel where Jill asks "What's an abortion?" and Susie tells her, "All women have abortions, Jill. It's when a doctor inserts a vacuum into an opening between my legs. I'm on my way to get an abortion now, come on!"
Susie has had many abortions, no doubt. Susie is a slut!
Daddy
That doll is gonna end up in her cooter, I can tell!
I can't wait until part #3 when Daddy tells Jill about his colonoscopy!
Jill: mommy, what's an abortion? Mom: what I shoulda had instead of you! Now freshen up my highball, doll!
Don't forget this classic! Ricky gets caught choking the chicken by his Stepford mom!
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DLeJmKKLVg_4%26feature%3Dresults_main%26playnext%3D1%26list%3DPL081711F33ADCCCD8
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WOW, thank you for that, r49! I am LMFAO at that video and the comments.
Apparently Cristina Aguilera never learned how to calculate every 28 days.
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Jill, my lord, that's noy a feminine hygiene pad it's as big as a mattress pad!!!
Daddy, can I have a weiner?
Jill
I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad. But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife! Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?
"Blue... White Blue ... White" Well that explains where all my dishwasher soap tabs have been disappearing.
Mother.
Jesus ... Jill must have gotten her feminine hygiene from her hockey coach... "Now Jill, after 3 periods you may remove your pads and take a shower"
"Blood from inside my body comes outside from an opening between my legs."
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I never knew that Umpy was a child actress.
"another opening , another flow!"
"I'm sorry I intruded on your privacy". That's one polite lady!
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OMFG! How much did they have to pay that poor man?
LOL, R58!
"I (a male) always assumed the blood dripped out of the vagina to form a sort of spot or blot on the pad. But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife! Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening?" That is pretty much really how it looks if it's a heavy flow day. The more frequently you change them, the more "spot" like it would be.
wait until she discovers alcohol induced shitting at 4am... it will blow her fucking mind!!
Come, R63. Sit on my lap and I'll explain it to you: You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs. Some women have heavy flows others have light flows. It can also depend on the day in the cycle.
Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen.
So the flow isn't blue, like in commercials? I once went to visit someone in a large group home for the developmentally disabled, and in every room of the building they'd posted large signs reading, "Ladies, please do not leave your used sanitary napkins lying around."
Damn, I am too afraid to click on the link. I think I would probably pass the fuck out.
Anonymous
just watched the footage... jesus.. *wipes a silent tear* those were the days of the matress thickness sanipad that chaffed the inner thigh every month. i look back fondly on their demise and thank god for allways with wings, the dri weave top sheet and thickness of a credit card. btw.. i bet if they had left it on the side jill would have munched it away... it looked like a toasted jam snadwich...
"Adding comments has been disabled for this video." LOL
And then came the mongoloid.
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Finally! I love you R71. Now pop down to the Korean for me?
Jill and Ricky should have done a family exchange for a day. Ricky's Stepford mom could teach Jill how good it feels to touch an opening between her legs, and Susie would let Ricky masturbate while watching her change her bloody pad.
A classic from the Frantics
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed64755ab1/her-first-period
Next Suzie can teach Jill how to train the dog to lick that opening between her legs!
"Seeing that video again brings one thought to mind... there's a Broadway musical just waiting to happen." ONE... Singular menstruation, every little month she makes! ONE... Mental retardation, each scene takes her ten takes! One Jill and suddenly nobody else... will... do You know you'll never be lonely when in... the... loo Oh, ONNNNNNNNE...
*kisses doll*
Jill
OMG, this is the funniest DL thread in months! I'm laughing so hard I have tears!
Sarah P.; Portrait of a Teenaged Menstrual Cycle
[quote]But Susie's is smeared over the entire area of the pad as if someone was spreading jelly on bread with a knife! Is that really how it looks? Or does Susie just have an abnormally gaping vaginal opening? What happens is that the pad wicks the blood from the opening between the legs out to the edges. That's why it looks like such carnage, Jill. Well, add to it that those old timey pads didn't have the dry weave top layer so ladies had to basically lug around a sopping wet cotton roll between their legs on heavy flow days. Good thing Suzie was so sturdily built--for her, dragging that load around in her granny panties must have been a cinch!
[quote] You see, there isn't just one way that blood comes from between a woman's legs. Yes, if mommy's friend Gianni the gardener stops by and they go upstairs to…um, wrestle, that's another way that Mommy might bleed.
Whenever I'm eating my girl and she is on the rag, I always hope I get the womyn egg as well as her red river.
The sticky stuff is here so the pad will stick to my ... panties.
I can't believe that actress who played Susie was willing to sit down on a toilet and pull out her bloody pad. Some people will do anything to get a SAG card.
The actress who played Jill today - still playing with her pussy.
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So...like...can you actually see the egg when it comes out?
Anyone....anyone....
Scrambled eggs and ketchup... mmmmmm!
I'd love to know who originally put this up, and how they found it to begin with.
Why isn't there more info on this video?
"Jill Learns About Periods" was the Oscar winner for Best Short Film in 1972, r89.
I wish they'd have uploaded both parts of the video together. It would...wait for it...flow better!
For R10.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DgWAHErwSOzo
Did they not have tampons then? How come they didn't teach Jill how to use them?
'tards & tampons don't mix.
That was brilliant, r92. And I'm so glad they brought back shots of the bloody tampon and Susie on the toilet while the kooky chimpanzees were playing their song. I wonder if "Susie" went on to a lasting career? She certainly had the "chops."
Is Jill related to Corky by chance?
How the HELL did the chimpanzees get in this thing? The director must have been stoned off his rocks.
Maybe if they had pronounced it "buhgina" Jill would have understooded.
Corky
"Jill and the Chimps"! Brilliant!
Edina Margaret Rose Monsoon
Are we sure that "Jill" is not Madonna?
Girls get periods monthly and guys get cummas every day.
We are very much like marsupials except our offspring can't crawl back into the pouch after birth.
The answer to the age old question, 'who came first, the egg or the chicken?' The answer is neither, the rooster came first.
I'm so overjoyed that DL has come through with its unique brand of wit. Jill would be proud (except she is in the institution and doesn't have internet)
OP
Is Jill related to Muffy?
https://www.facebook.com/themuffster%3Fsk%3Dinfo
"See how it sticks to my panties?"
What is the difference between the pad that Susie is stylishly sporting in this video compared to a thingy that women stick INSIDE their pussies with a string attached? How do you know which one to use?
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They forgot to tell her what to do when the nice doggie fishes one of her bloody pads out of the nearest waste basket. Something tells me that might be a bit too much for Jill.
R108 What happens?
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Send her my way when she wants to learn about douching!
Cheryl
"Jill and the Periods" would be a great name for a band at MichFest. Supporting band, "The Hole Between My Legs".
This short film was a huge hit in Canada under the title "Your Cunting Daughter."
JILL BLED ON THE FUCKING DOG!
SISSY
Sissy tried to teach Jill how to use a tampon, but due to the repetition required Jill accidently discovered masturbation .... "Tube goes into the opening between my legs, pull the tube out of the opening between my legs... in.. out... in ... out ... in ...out ..in out in out in out in out inotuinoutinoutINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUTINOUT!!!!!!MYAAAHHHHHMAAYHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Wait until you see the trick that Jill teaches the poor dog!
Will Jill want to know about commas next? Or exclamation points?
Schoolhouse Rock
Do you women actually do that twisting exercise in front of the mirror after you insert a pad? Does that help settle the pad or something?
That's a good question, r117, I was wondering what that was. Thought maybe Susie was checking the front and back of her skirt for bloodstains or something. After all, she does seem to have a pretty gushing flow!
Yeesh, it would have been quicker to say vagina rather than "the opening between your legs," especially since it's repeated so many fucking times.
Bumping simply because Jill is more interesting that the 357 Whitney threads.
Has the Whitney news prompted Jill to ask Susie about crack? "I'm about to smoke crack right now, Jill. Come on!"
[R111] We're booking it now for the menstrual hut.
If Suzie had taught Whitney about the opening between her legs, that poor woman would be alive today!
Jill is my girlfriend. She is pretty
Joey L
Jill's name should be Corkette.
Jill : "Why do women have periods?" Father: "Because they deserve them."
Father is tired of Sissy clogging the toilet with her heavy flow! Call Roto-rooter, Jill!
Susie's pad looks like the absorbent packaging found in meat products.
R127 They go in the waste basket, hello! Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the video??
I wonder where Jill is today? Do Downies have average lifespans? If so she's probably gone through menopause by now. No more blood coming from the opening between her legs...that ship has sailed.
no, r117.
I inserted a tampon in the hole in my bottom.
Jill
That's a whole other instructional video, r132. I believe you can watch it on Xtube.
Jill grew up, had periods, and had a daughter name Michelle. Michelle was a special child who married another special child named Marcus. They moved to Minnesota and told other little girls about periods. Marcus still has them.
Goddamn it, Jill! The friggin dog got a hold of Cissy's pad and tried to bury it in the sandbox!
Mother
Do you think there are straight guys out there who would be turned on and masturbate to the scene of Suzie removing and displaying the blood-drenched pad? Is there such a thing as a period fetish? I guess there's a fetish for everything, so I assume people exist who have a period fetish.
[R136] ROTFLMAO!!!!!I think Rick Santorum would totally find that pizza bread pad hot!
No, Rick Santorum would pass the bloody pad around to his children, sleep with it, and then hold a funeral for it, since he regards the discharged egg as sacred human life.
R136 I was wondering the same thing! I was imagining teenage boys stumbling upon that video and finding it hot. Of course I forgot that we live in an age where they're not hard up for material like I was when I was a teenager (lucky bastards).
I can see Dad drilling a peephole into Sissy's bathroom, so that he can enjoy the soiled pad. Mom doesn't have a clue!
Does Jill stand with Rick Santorum in opposing the availability of pre-natal testing?
Are there any other odd/funny sex ed videos? If so post the links!
Jill would love the Santorum household. Except when they bring home the dead fetus to meet the kids!
I'm sure the Santorum sons are so sexually repressed/fucked-up that they probably do dig their sisters' used pads out of the trash and sniff them. And then whip themselves afterward for their sins.
Here r142! LOVE the pervy PE coach! At 2:00 in the video, Coach lovingly wraps a boy's sprained ankle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DUdFAooyd9yA
R144 that's gross it reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads.
R146 ew!!!!!
Bump for Jill!
Jill wants birth control! How about that, Mittens?
Newt
Jill wants a "squatty potty" so she can properly clear her colon. But she had better not dump her goddamn sanitary napkin down the crapper too!
http://squattypotty.com/
Daddy
This reminds me of my latest novel: Oh, So Janice! It's a sci fi story about reality beginning to collapse upon itself. The universe is forced to alter itself after a young girl with Down Syndrome figures out the meaning of existence. The universe not to be outdone decides to become something else and reality begins to shift. When a quantum physicist theorizes that it's precisely because the meaning of life has been discovered the hunt is on to kill the individual that has figured it all out before existence as we know it is sucked into oblivion -unfortunately because the child is retarded and only mildly communicative, it makes the search near impossible. Will they find the child in time? Will her parents make the ultimate sacrifice to save our Universe? Tune into Oh, So Janice! for the answer!
In the movie, the beautiful Quantum Physicist will be played by none other than Tara Reid.
[quote]reminds me of when I was growing up how my friend's dogs a golden retriever, labrador, and beagle would all dig through the trash and eat his mom and sister's used pads. Yeah, that happens, it's just [gross] instinct for the dogs. Smart women either: A) use tampons (which are flushable); B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or C) throw away their used pads in an outside garbage can, instead of leaving them in the house.
Smarter women sell them online to perverts.
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My friends' dog had her period and they put a band-aid on her coochie thinking she had cut herself.
I want Jill's sister's blood all over me.
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okie = jill heehee!
I just happened upon this thread and am horrified at the insensitivity. How do you all sleep at night? I'm just beside myself right now.
F.A.R.T. much, R158?
[quote] Smart women either: [quote] A) use tampons (which are flushable); No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up.
Jill's sister has a pad that could plug the Hoover Dam!
[quote]tampons (which are flushable) [quote]No they are not. Flushing them is the fastest way to get the Roto-Rooter man called to the house to unclog the main line after they block it up You must've had small lines or some other problem for that to happen, R160. I've never had to call the Roto-Rooter Man, and I've been flushing tampons for years! And I mean the thickest "Super Plus" ones, and at least 10 of them per month! (Yes, I have a very heavy flow.)
You all want to see the size of my pad?
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[quote]B) close the bathroom door so the dogs can't get in; or Jill, get to the panic room, quick!
R157=Justin/Wendy/Long Island pedo. Still obsessed dear?
I hear this is going to be a major story line in the next season of "Glee".
[R166] Can Jill be played by Sue S's retarded slave?
[quote]Smarter women sell them online to perverts. I've no idea how, but one day I happened upon a "ring" of websites where women sell their used panties to pervs. I still remember one man's feedback about the pair he'd purchased: he was thrilled with the period stain she'd provided him, and suggested that the next pair also have some dried poo on it for him to lick. Some men are such freaks!
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" I'M JAN BREWER'S GUNT MASSEURS! "
okie/r165
Someone find Jill!! She can be the 4th Mrs. Tom Cruise!
Mimi, Nicole and Katie
The look on my face right now, R168.
r155, do dogs have vaginal bleeding during their periods? I never even considered the fact of dogs' menstruation... Does it stain people's rugs? What about cats?
I hear Mrs. Duggar's pad fell out of pants leg at the Dollar Store and customers thought Aisle 6 had been carpeted in crimson shag.
It all sounds so exciting! I can't wait until my first!
Jamie%20Lee
LOL
Memorable quote from a previous thread about this video, related to the part after the sister changes her pad: "First I wash my hands, then I dry them. Then I check out my tits in the mirror."
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