My Left Footloose: In a town where the handicapped were forbidden to dance, one man was different....
The Turning Point Break: An FBI agent goes undercover to catch a gang of bank robbers who may be ballerinas.
The League of Extraordinary Yentlmen: A group of Jewish drag queens band together to save the world.
The Blind Sideways: The story a homeless and traumatized boy who became a wino with the help of two middle aged men who are suffering from mid-life crises.
The Ides of March of the Penguins: An in depth look at the dirty politics within the Emperor penguin community.
These are my favorite threads.
I'm so pathetic . . .
Tequila Sunrise at Campobello - a drug dealer is stricken with polio, and must fight to overcome the debilitating disease with the help of Eleanor Roosevelt before his childhood friend (who is also in love with Eleanor) takes him down.
"Tell Me That You Love Me, Iron Lady"
A simple grocers daughter (Academy Award Winner (tm) Meryl Streep) stars as a hideously disfigured woman who goes on to lead an empire.
With a ragtag band of misfits, homosexuals and nitwits, Margaret Thatcher (Streep) rallies the
Conservative Party to take over Parliament and become Prime Minister.
Featuring Sir Ben Kingsley as Dennis, the man who who loved her; and Liza Minnelli as Doris, the bird lady with a heart of gold.
Strangers on a Trainspotting
A series of misunderstandings between two heroin addicts leads to quirky murder.
Piranha Green Gables
Boyz in da Ya-Ya Sisterhood
"Lord of The Ring"
Frodo is locked in a room with nothing but a TV for years, and anyone who watches the resulting long, incomprehensible, haunted movie dies. Or becomes an obsessive nerd.
R3 clearly doesn't get it.
Then how about "Iron Lady and the Tramp", R8?
Margaret Thatcher falls in love with a stray dog, and leaves her life of privilege and power to have his puppies. The world is all the better for it.
Dirty Dancing With Wolves
r8 really doesn't get it.
THE POSEIDON ADVENTURELAND
An all-teen cruise ship capsizes at sea, LOTS and LOTS of over-drama ensues.
Dawson's 50 Load Weekend at Bernie's
Yeah, R3 doesn't get the idea, but points for trying?
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
Rosemary's Baby Mama
Funny Girl, Interrupted.
I Remember Mammal Mia!
The Silence of the Bridesmaids
Competition between a cannibal maid of honor and a serial killer cross-dressing bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work FBI Agent.
R18 doesn't get it.
First Wives Fight Club
Bette, Goldie, & Diane beat the shit out of one another.
Heaven Can Wait Until Dark
Audrey Hepburn, Warren Beatty
Ostensibly straight hairdresser helps ostensibly blind woman solve a complex crime, amid hijinks in salons, casinos and airports. Miss Hepburn's gowns by Givenchy, hair by Vidal Sasson.
Can't Stop the Sound of Music
Showgirls Just Wanna Have Fun.
Real Steel Magnolias.
Mamma Mia's Choice
Meryl Streep headlines as an elderly concentration camp survivor who sues the members of ABBA, claiming that she and fellow prisoners created their entire back catalogue in Nazi captivity. Featuring show-piece flashbacks.
I would pay to see R20.
The Color Purple Rose of Cairo.
R24 does not get it.
Dracula, Prince of Tides
The Devil Inside Daisy Clover
When news spreads that a teenage tomboy from Angel Beach California becomes possessed by a demon - studio chief Raymond Swan quickly signs her to a 5 picture deal. Coming soon from Seacrest/Kardashian Films.
We're mashing up movies, r27, not just movie titles.
Hey r27. How you doin? A little birdie told me that you don't think some of these posters don't get it. Really? You sure of that?
"Mamma Mia's Choice" You don't get that? What kind of retahd are you? That's funny shit. What don't you get?
I'll tell you what you get. A WHOMP WHOMP and if you're lucky you'll end up with a glass eye.
And listen Nancy boy, I want to see your brilliant post to this thread, you STOOPID fucktahd. Capice? That's Wop for "you get me Melvin?"
OK, Listen Gloria. I'm gonna give you five minutes to come up with somethin hilarious.
Say hi to your Mutha. Tick Tock.
The movie titles need to have a common word, like The Muppets Take Manhattan Murder Mystery would be a mash up of The Muppets Take Manhattan and Manhattan Murder Mystery. They can be combined using the common word Manhattan into one title.
Mamma Mia and Sophie's Choice do not share a common word.
She-Devil Wears Prada
Close Encounters of the Some Kind of Wonderful
Alien spaceships taunt a family man (Richard Dreyfuss) and a butch teen girl (Mary Stuart Masterson). Both find themselves exhausted and redeemed at at the Devil's Tower Prom. Special appearances by Francois Truffaut as a dignified Frenchman and Molly Ringwald as the alien ambassador from the mothership "John Hughes." With Teri Garr as the harried wife/ wacky math teacher.
Little Red Riding October
Not so Little Red Riding Hood's getting it on with big bad elderwolf Sean Connery in Granny's house where he is hiding from the KGB.
The Iron Lady Sings The Blues.
The political story of the troubled life and singing career of junkie Magaret Thatcher.
They share a common actress though, r32 - so stop being a rigid pedant and loosen up.
Postcards From the Edge of Seventeen
El Cid and Nancy
Spanish hero preserves his honor by using fire to drive the Moors out of the Chelsea Hotel.
Annie Get Your Guns of Navarone: The great sharpshooter Annie Oakley is sent to cross occupied Greek territory and destroy the massive German gun emplacement that commands a key sea channel. Anything the Germans can do, she can do better.
A Star Is Born On The Fourth of July: A movie star leading man helps a young actress with her career. As his alcoholism sends his own career into a downward spiral, leading to his suicide, she becomes an anti-Hollywood activist after feeling betrayed by an industry that constantly remakes classic films instead of coming up with something new.
For The Boys Don't Cry: The story of the life of Brandon Tina, a transgendered USO entertainer who traveled and performed through World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War until she is killed by enemy fire. Or Annette Bening.
Stuart Little Murders
Mouse adopted by New Yorkers is gangraped in Central Park while dressed in drag.
Personal Best Years Of Our Lives
Dykes home from war.
Saving Private Ryan's Daughter
Escape to Brokeback Mountain
Two strange children who are on the run, trying to stay one step of ahead of villains out to use their powers for evil, meet two sheep herders who can't love each other according to society's norms. Can all four work together, stay safe and create a new definition of "family"?
R36 not only doesn't get it, he doesn't even have a clue how to get there.
Plus, he's not funny.
Crazy, Stupid Love Twilight
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone star as vampires who help Steve Carell get over his divorce from Julianne Moore, seriously.
Story told from the point of view of roadies for The Beatles who try to prevent the human sacrifice of Ringo by a cult.
Annie Hall and Oates
Giggly Diane Keaton runs off with a rock band and breaks Woody Allen's heart.
Single White Female Trouble
Dawn Davenport becomes suspicious when her new roommate starts dressing in identical cha cha heels.
The King & I Robot.
Ice Age of Innocence.
Story told from the point of view of roadies for The Beatles who try to prevent the human sacrifice of Ringo by a cult.
What's Up, Doctor Zhivago?
Streisand and Sharif, together again! Two star-crossed lovers come together during the wacky days of the Russian Revolution. Don't miss the hilarious sled-chase around the Kremlin! With Austin Pendleton as Komarovsky.
Ship of Fools Rush In
While on a ship sailing from Mexico to Germany in the late 1930s, a German man and his pregnant Jewish girlfriend (after a one-night stand) confront the societal mores of the era.
Close Encounters of the Third Man
In postwar Vienna, a pulp-novelist discovers that the mysterious death of his friend may be due to numerous sightings of unusual flying objects and his inexplicable need to get to Devil's Tower, Wyoming.
Apocalypse Now Voyager
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate War
A young boy, Charlie, wins admission to a private Catholic high school by finding one of the elusive "Golden Tickets" after a nation-wide contest. Charlie soon finds to his dismay that he is bullied into selling boxes of chocolate for the school's annual fund-raiser. The sadistic headmaster, Willie Wonka, and the "Oompa-Loompas", a viscious gang of school thugs, make Charlie's life hell when he decides he won't be pushed around anymore.
Beyond The Doors
The never before told story of how Jim Morrison became possessed by a french demon who loved wine, pussy and croissants.
The story of a wild west teenage serial killer who stalks then kills his victims with martial arts skills.
Billy the Karate Kid
All About Eve's Bayou
Young girl Eve sees her father having sex with another woman, whose career Eve tries to undermine.
OK, now I get it r32.
Harry Potter and the Hangover
A boy wizard gets a hangover and can't remember where he placed his best friend Ron.
Coming Home for the Holidays
Crippled returning war vet (Jon Voigt) goes home for Thanksgiving where his brother (Robert Downey Jr) tries to convince him that he is bi and over his drug problem. Anne Bancroft as the mother who looks like no one in her family.
r39 wins. I'm still laughing ....
My Own Private Lessons
Keanu Reeves, working as a tutor, finds that his hot 15-year-old student is narcoleptic and uses these episodes to have wild, passionate, and often kinky, sex with the young dude.
Father of Frankenstein's Bride
Starring Bruce Jenner and Khloe Kardashian
Four Flies on Grey Velvet Underground - A reporter investigates the life of a glam rocker who was implicated in the death of his friends.
A Hard Day's Night Stalker - A ruthless vampire is on the prowl for Beatles fans.
Super 8 Mile
Cloverfield of Dreams
Soylent Green Lantern
R69, I would have gone with
How Soylent Green Was My Valley
Rosemary's Baby Mama
A sinister yuppie (Tina Fey) pays a down-and-out actress (Mia Farrow--still a gamin at 66!) to bear her hellspawn. No one will be admitted during the blood-chilling Starbucks scene: "What is he drinking? What is he drinking, you maniacs?" "He has his father's iced skinny mocha!" With Ruth Gordon as the barista.
[quote]Soylent Green Lantern
FRIED SOYLENT GREEN TOMATOES
--- fried soylent green tomatoes is... oh, it's just tomatoes.
Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man Who Fell to Earth - An alien comes to Earth to save his parched planet, only to be thwarted at every turn by a couple of buffoons.
'Gone With the Wind in the Willows'
The great South is overrun by talking frogs and animals.
'Were the Underworld Mine'
Singing gay private school teens battle pretentiously dressed vampires and werewolves.
A giant Indian reptile wins a game show.
'All About Eva Destruction'
Serial-killing Broadway divas!
'The Godfather of the Bride'
a proposal he can't refuse!
'RobiN da Hood'
Men in tights...in Harlem!
'Twelve Angry Men in Black'
Criminal aliens face a jury of their peers.
'The Asphalt Jungle Book'
Mowgli goes to juvey.
'Brief Encounter of the Third Kind'
Noel Coward's witty extraterrestrial adventure
'Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof'
Jewish emigres fight over Big Daddy's matzoh plantation.
'Coal Miner's Daughter of Dracula'
Country music with a bite!
The Iron Lady in the Water
An apartment building manager rescues Margaret Thatcher from the swimming pool.
There's Something About Mary Poppins: A magic nanny with jizz in her hair comes to work for a cold banker's unhappy family.
A Cry in the Dark Knight: Batman battles the super villain known only as the Dingo, who steals Gotham's babies by night.
To Sir With Love in the Afternoon
High school teacher in a rough British inner-city school has after-school trysts with a female student, taking her on a life-changing journey from crayons to birth-control pills.
They Shoot Horse Whisperer's, Don't They?
The mother of a severely traumatized daughter and a horse trainer take part in a grueling dance competition.
Priscilla the African Queen of the Desert.
On their way to perform in a drag show, the Queen of England and an alcoholic river boat captain go on a cross-dressing, soul-searching jaunt through the Australian outback.
National Velvet Goldmine
A jaded former jockey and a young girl enter the world of 1970s Glamrock.
We Bought a Zoolander
A family moves to Southern California to rehabilitate a struggling, clueless, and conceited male-model.
Barefoot in Jurassic Park.
The story of a newlywed couple from Greenwich Village, an uptight corporate ladder-climber and his free-spirited bride who likes walking barefoot through dinosaur shit.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Second Avenue.
A suddenly unemployed executive suffers a nervous breakdown and becomes the new "Defense Against the Dark Arts" teacher at Hogwarts Academy.
It Happened One Night to Remember
A socialite heiress, eager to escape her father's influence, sails on the Titanic and falls in love with a roguish reporter who wants to cash-in on her with an exclusive story. He gets a story, alright.
From Russia With Love Actually
Different aspects of love shown through different stories involving British spies and Russian criminals, Turks, and trains.
Good one, R85!
WAR HORSE FEATHERS - a boy and his horse are separated by World War One but they are reunited in a screwy football match subverted by three zany siblings and their curiously unfunny younger brother.
American Beauty and the Beast
Belle's depressed suburban father falls for his daughter's best friend and is imprisoned by the Beast.
Midnight in Paris is Burning
A guy faces problems in his relationship due to his magical encounters with drag queens.
[quote]I Remember Mammal Mia!
LOL! Funniest typo this month.
Great thread! Keep 'em coming!
The People Vs Ghandi
Woody Harrelson plays an Indian pornographer who uses passive resistence to fight government censors. The film is memorable for its scene where Harrelson, wearing nothing but a thin bedsheet, sits cross-legged in front of Nancy Reagan, playing herself in a cameo, and says, "'ma'am', there's nothing in my pockets. I really am glad to see you".
A Fright Night To Remember
A dark, handsome, mysterious man named Jerry Dandridge has booked passage on the Titanic. Young 3rd class passenger, Charlie Brewster, stumbles upon Dandridge sucking the blood out of one of the ship's maids down in the hold. Can Charlie convince the other passengers to "just say no" to being sucked into immortality by Dandridge, and bravely go down with the ship?
Black Sunday Bloody Sunday in the Park with George
A man and woman have an affair with an intense war veteran obsessed with painting his masterpiece - an epic terrorist killing
Brokeback to the Future
Two time travelers share forbidden love in a Delorean.
Not Without My Daughter of Dracula: David Dean Bottrell stars as Miss Helen Bedd, a misogynistic drag queen who notices a "fish" sitting front and center at her late-night shows. One night, this woman is waiting for Helen at her dressong room door...She introduces herself as Countess Alucard (played by the legendary Liza Minelli), who is an artist as well as an aristocrat. The Countess invites Miss Helen Bedd back to her penthouse so she can paint her portrait in full drag. Will the woman-hating queen be seduced by the Countess, her title, and her 'beautiful necklace' and become the fangy fag-hag's familiar for eternity?
KING KONG'S SPEECH: The touching story of a giant gorilla who takes a shine to a blond haired speech therapist, who teaches him how to ask for a banana in proper english.
These crack my shit up!
I love it!
(The) 127 Hours
Featuring Nicole Kidman as Virginia Woolf, as we follow her trying to write the perfect suicide note over five days.
Directed by Lars Von Trier
BEYOND THE SEA OF LOVE: Bobby Darin investigates a series of murders and becomes involved with Sandra Dee, who may be the killer.
THE TAKING OF PELHAM, 1, 2, 300: A large group of hot, half naked gladiators board the subway train and fight each other in a sweaty, sensual epic battle. Most New Yorkers continue to read their newspapers, refusing to get involved.
FUNNY GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
Goth loner/hacker on a motorcycle on a mission to solve Sweden's most gruesome crimes -- with her gift of song, dance and a little bit o' humor!
Panic Room With A View
An Edwardian lady and her haughty aunt mistakenly swap their hotel room, and end up having to fight for their lives against some bad men who want to break into the room.
The French Lietenant's Pretty Woman
Victoria gent meets prozzie. Oh wait...
[quote]THE TAKING OF PELHAM, 1, 2, 300: A large group of hot, half naked gladiators board the subway train and fight each other in a sweaty, sensual epic battle. Most New Yorkers continue to read their newspapers, refusing to get involved.
Somehow, I doubt if half naked sweaty gladitors would go unnoticed. Even on the NY subway.
Can this be a live-action theater piece? Please?
Whatever Happened to Baby Doll?
Steamy tale of two Hollywood rivals and a sensuous 19-year-old virgin who lives in a crib and sucks her thumb.
A nursemaid (Betty Boop), meets a masher in the park; with the Bouncing Ball, Ethel Merman sings the title song too loud, which unwittingly causes a rogue planet to collide with Earth. Kirsten Dunst is so annoyed by the singing she's happy to accept her fate.
Lars von Trier directs.
Pink Flamingo Kid
Divine teaches Matt Dillon how to play gin rummy at upscale Long Island beach resort. But that's not all she teaches him. The film ends with Dillon eating dog poop.
Wonder Boys on the Side
Michael Douglas stars as a novelist who, on his way to a new job teaching creative writing at an unnamed Pittsburgh university, meets lesbian nightclub singer Whoopi Goldberg, and the two get so caught up in an unexpected road trip, picking up more and more ladies, each with their own baggage, he completely forgets to show up for his first day of work at the University.
Torch Song Trilogy of Terror!
Three bizarre horror stories all of which star Karen Black in multiple roles as women tormented by Harvey Fierstein's grating voice in each story.
Freaky Friday the 13th
Jason Voorhees wishes he could be Jodie Foster...for just...one...day!
Full Monty Metal Jacket
Seven soldiers, bored with fighting during the Tet Offensive, decide to raise money for their exit by stripping for Vietnamese locals.
Longtime Prairie Home Companion
John C. Reilly copes with the news that Woody Harrelson is dying of AIDS during their final country music radio show together.
The Crying War Games
Matthew Broderick must tell a transgendered nightclub singer that he has accidentally triggered a nuclear holocaust.
The Devil's Advocate Wears Prada
A hotshot lawyer gets more than he bargained for when he learns his new boss is Anna Wintour.
A Hard Day’s Journey Into Night
The Beatles spend an evening at their country house, squabbling and getting more and more wasted, hating each other but too enmeshed to escape.
Agnes of God of Carnage
When Joseph and Mary's little boy impregnates a young novice on the playground, her parents have the boy's mom and dad over for some truth and reconciliation.
For The Boys in the Band
Bette Midler and her U.S.O. tour break up a very bitchy party.
Rosemary's Pretty Baby
Roman and Minnie move decide to pimp out some devil spawn.
The Killing of Sister Georgie Girl
Coral Browne gives Lynn Redgrave a handjob.
What's Eating the Planet of the Grapes
Charlton Heston is marooned on a planet where all the boys look like DiCaprio and Depp and all the women weigh 700 pounds.
Midnight in Paris: The Sextape
Miss Hilton does it again!
In the new animated version, all the characters are played by fruit
The Queen's Speech
The Jim McGreevy Story
The Brokeback Fountain
Set in Rennaisance Spain and contemporary America, Hugh Jackman solves a complex scientific riddle that might reunite him after death with his terminally ill domestic partner (Heath Ledger) who bears a striking resemblance to Queen Isabella.
Bring It On The Town
Three Cheerleaders on Shore Leave
Tinker Tailor Soldier Fly
Little Jeff Goldblum furtively buzzes through rooms unseen to catch a mole in British central intelligence.
The Diving Bell and the Black Swan
After Natalie Portman falls to her death, Winona Ryder takes over as Odette/Odille, performing the entire ballet in her instensive care hospital room, conveying all the innocense and all the sensuality only by selective winking of her right eye.
Before Sunset Boulevard
Julie Delpy's big comeback
A Cry In The Lost Ark
A dingo eats Harrison Ford
One for the Boys in the Band
Go Ask Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
A widowed housewife struggles for a better life for her and her son all while chronicling her story in diary form in uncharacteristically florid exposition.
An Unmarried Woman Under the Influence
When her husband leaves her for another woman, Jill Clayburgh starts having neighbor children perform the death scene in Swan Lake over and over.
The King and I am Curious, Yellow.
A swedish schoolteacher charged with expanding the minds of a royal asian court has more than a few tricks hidden under her hoopskirt
The Seventh Sense
He still sees dead people, but now he gets to take on Mr. Death himself.... in chess!
Lars and The Real Thing
A playwright leaves his wife for a lifesize doll who thinks she's an actress.
Death and the Bridesmaids
During a bridal shower, the maid of honor (Kristen Wiig) thinks she sees the man (Ben Kingsley) who years ago tortured her while she was held prisoner in an unnamed South American country during a right wing coup. The bride's daffy sister-in-law, a CIA operative, (Melissa McCarthy) helps the heroine by subjecting her suspected ex-tormentor to some very sick revenge in a bathroom sink.
Faster! What's Up Pussycat? Kill! Kill!
Highjinks ensue in this Woody Allen Classic when a wild playboy encounters a wild vixen who takes him on a surprising killing spree!
Anne of a Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Anne and Henry fall in love over the bottle but, when he goes sober, she loses her head because she wants to go on drinking.
Sleeping With The Enemy At The Gates.
Julia Roberts plays a Russian girl living with an abusive German husband in Berlin. She uses the turmoil created by the start of WWII to escape to Leningrad to start a new life with a new identity. Everything is great and she enjoys anew budding relationship until the siege starts and her husband shows up as a sniper... Will Julia be able to gather food and feast on animal carcasses that lie in the streets and survive the siege while dodging the bullets of the monster who used to torment her in the past.
I'd pay to watch some of these!
"Sweet Home Alone"
Reese Witherspoon must outwit burglars who want her to marry the wrong guy.
“The Hostel Taking of Pelham, 1, 2, 3”
Creepy torturous, blood drinking flesh eating Wall Street bankers take over the subway line to torture unwitting people on their way to work.
“Can't Stop the Sound of Music”
Julie Andrews as the owner of a popular 1970s NYC disco with sound system problems.
“The Eye of Laura Mars”
Famed NYC avant-garde fashion photographer, Laura Mars, gets an eye transplant, then starts having bizarre visions, but only during her fashion shoots and while vacationing in Thailand.
“Dirty Dancer In the Dark”
An awkward Icelandic folk singer, who is slowly losing her eyesight (Bjork) and favors Buddy Holly frames, gets a gig at a nightclub, problem is, she doesn’t realize the Mafia run management expect her to strip at the club after hours, and entertain Saudi businessmen, as part of her contract.
“The Sixth Sense and Sensibility”
Dead psychiatrist’s ghost helps romantically confused young women in the age of Jane Austen.
“Apocalypse Now Voyager”
Bette Davis, chewing up the scenery once again, this time as a deranged war loving grandmother during the Vietnam era.
“Almost Famous Heaven”
Kate Hudson as a German woman whose big wish is to sing in Nashville before she dies of a rare form of herpes she contracted as a Led Zeppelin groupie. She ends up in Jamaica where she forms a ska band with Zygote Doobie (Ziggy Marley) and former members of The Specials.
“Stormy Monday Nights”
Sting as the mysterious owner of a Newcastle jazz club freaks out when a sexy but talent-free female private eye (Shannon Tweed) is booked as the vocal entertainment, until she explains she’s there to spy on two of his workers, Sean Bean and Melanie Griffith, who are hiding out from a crazy pock-marked tobacco chewing Southern gun runner (Tommy Lee Jones).
“Tommy Tommy Boy”
Bizarre over the top musical about a deaf, dumb and blind heir to an auto parts factory who must save the family business to keep it out of the hands of his trashy nouveau riche con-artist relatives.
A Night at the Phantom of the Opera - a Marxist Masque!
Singin' in the Rainman - "Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously." (repeat 5,000 times)
The Grapes of Wrath of Khan - Migrants in space!
Philadelphia Story - Cary Grant dies of AIDS, in glorious black and white!
Networking Girl - Melanie Griffith is mad as hell!
Do the Right the Thing - "Dat alien's racist!"
I want to see Pink Flamingo Kid and Apocalypse Now Voyager.
And something tells me Hugh Jackman would be secretly thrilled at the idea of The Brokeback Fountain
WEST SIDE STORY OF LOUIS PASTEUR - a street-smart gang of modern-thinking microbiologists rumbles in song and dance through the streets of Paris with a rival band of old-fashioned, unsanitary medical quacks in the age of Napoleon III. Spoiler alert: several characters get their shots.
Sherlock stock and two smoking barrels. Guy Ritchie gives up pretending he has any original ideas, and has Robert Downie Jr and Jude Law assisting Jason Statham in a comedy caper over missing drugs and antique shotguns. The drugs are eventually found in Robert Downie Jr.
Roseanne Barr and Demi Moore get naked. Audience vomits
Paris is Mississippi Burning!
Drag Queens descend on a Mississippi town to solve a civil rights murder.
John, Paul, George and Ringo get jobs as maids in the American deep south.
Hush Hush Sweet Charity!
A bubbly Dance Hall girl whom everyone suspects of murder tries to save her plantation and looks for love.
Snow White Squall!
A princess banished by her evil stepmother finds herself on a boat with seven shirtless teenage boys.
Rosemary's Million Dollar Baby!!
A woman carries Satan's child and raises him to become a boxer no one fucks with!
Legally, Gentlemen prefer Blonde Ambition.
Shadow of Doubt
A young girl is excited that her mysterious uncle has finally paid a visit to her sleepy California town. But she slowly begins to suspect he is a defrocked pedophile priest.
Imitation of Tree of Life
Lana Turner is Brad Pitt's son, everybody is hopefully confused (including much of the cast), and the Academy inexplicably showers it with nominations.
When Harry Met Tonto
An old man takes his cat to a deli. Cat fakes orgasm.
Joey Lawrence of Arabia
He's a fresh kid from the block who finds himself lost in the desert. Before you can say "Whoa!" he is spared by the Bedouins, who LOVE his perky personality and natural charisma, and ends up leading them to relieve Aquaba.
On A Clear Day You Can See The English Patient Forever
Barbra Streisand, undergoing hypnotherapy to quit smoking, is regressed to a passed life where she was a Canadian nurse tending to a Hungarian burn victim (Ralph Fiennes) in an Italian monastery during the last months of World War II.
He bores the crap out of her.
Tipping the Velvet Goldmine: glam rock lesbian prostitues in Victorian England. Thinly veiled account of The Runaways.
Harry Potter and the Spanish Prisoner of Azkaban: no amount of magic will help you understand this confusing story about con artist wizards.
Ode to Billy Jack: Faux native American martial artist commits suicide after sleeping with ugly farmer. His fag hag later drops flowers in a river and writes a song about. Wanna hear it? Here it go..
The Full Monty Python: endless hours of nerdtastic fun. The sketch about the stripper with a snake for a penis is worth the price of admission.
Agnes of Godspell--hysterical cleric believes God has ordained that she write an iffy mustical about hippie Jesus.
Bridesmaids Revisited: gross out comedy about a group of women who attended Oxford College, and one of them became a junkie in Marrakech.
Dr Strangelove is a Many Splendored Thing
An Asian reporter falls in love with a demented German doctor and faces prejudice during a nuclear showdown between superpowers.
A Child is Waiting For Godot
Judy Garland is waiting (with two men, Vladamir and Estragon)for a mysterious benefactor who claims he wants to adopt a retarded child.
Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway Bride
A reporter is assigned to write a story about a teenage prostitute who has left a string of johns at the altar.
Mad Men Beyond Thunderdome
Grace Jones manages an ad agency.
A Star is Born Free
James Mason acclimates Judy Garland to the African wild, so that she may run free. Judy relishes her freedom, but Mason is killed by Africanized bees.
Close Encounters of the Fugitive Kind
Anna Magnani is abducted by aliens who look like Paul Newman. Joanne Woodward and Mia Dillon watch.
The Girl with the Rose Tattoo
Discredited Swedish journalist enlists grieving but very horny bisexual Italian widow from the American South to solve murder.
Best in Showgirls
A young poodle bitch, named Nomi, arrives in Las Vegas to compete in a dog show and soon sets about clawing and pushing her way to become the top dog. Don't miss the scene where she ices her nipples for an unfair advantage.
Practical Mischief (European title: White Magic)
It's another fucking beautiful day in Africa for witchdoctor sisters Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
Disaffected Angelinos of all ethnicities vie for spots in the Pittsburgh ballet. Much t-shirt ripping ensues.
Julia and the Argonauts
When her best friend (Vanessa Redgrave) goes missing in ancient Colchis, playwright Lillian Hellman (Jane Fonda) recruits a navy of hot daddy Greek sailors and sets sail to rescue her and - not incidentally - steal the golden fleece.
After battling gorgons, cyclopses, and harpies, Lillian stops briefly at the Hotel Meurice in Paris with her friends Dorothy Parker and Allen Campbell (Rosemary Murphy and Hal Holbrook). There, she meets Mr. Johan (Maximiliian Schell), a Trojan warrior who tells her she will not take a train to Moscow but must instead travel through Nazi-occupied Athens. She treats him to a boiled egg and tells him she'll think about it.
Meryl Streep makes her film debut as an idiot debutante who's fucking her brother.
The Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (Spanish with English Subtitles)
La Sra Maria de Jeines no sospecha que su esposo Esteban la engana con una chica de cosmeticos en el mostrador de Saks, Cristal Alan. Silvia Fauler y Ediz Poter descubren el romance a traves de una manicurista y se las arreglan para que Maria se entere.
En el tren hacia a un expreso divorcio en Reno, conocen a la Condesa y a Miriam (quien en torno esta teniendo un romance con el esposo de La Fauler). Todos los personajes, hasta la bella perra Labradora de Maria, son del genero femenino.
La historia culmina en un tocador de damas en un club nocturno donde al final Cristal dispara su famosa frase "hay una expresión que describe a mujeres como ustedes, pero es solo de apropiado uso en un criadero canino..."
Con la participacion estelar de:
y Maria Botierra como "La Condesa"
Love, love, love ... es ingles para el amor.
Alma Dove Bar
The Unbearable Lightness of Being There
The Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia complicates the love affair between a simple-minded gardener and the wife of a politically well-connected billionaire.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly
A star pitcher and a half-wit catcher named Truly Scrumptious cope with the Truly's terminal illness by building a magical flying car out of an old wreck and moving to a seaside cottage in England.
[quote]The movie titles need to have a common word,
That's not completely it. The common word also has to be the last word of one title and the first word of the other. Think "Wheel Of Fortune."
Hence, inserting one title inside another does not work or flow at all. Neither does leaving one of the titles incomplete (The horrid Little Red Riding October illustrates both these points). And don't get me started on rhymes or parts of words (Crashdance)
But Best in Showgirls was brilliant because the end word was part of the next movie's first - and only - word.
Way to kill a fun thread, r171.
Shouldn't you have been r1?
In my opinion, it's the bad mashups that are burdening (not killing) what still is a very fun thread. I'd rather not have to skip them, but have no choice but to, since they're unfunny.
r171, who couldn't be r1 cause I just got here
Shakespeare in Love, Actually
The true story about the man who inspired Shakespeare's sonnets.
Sorry, but I'm with R171 on this, and it's the titles that blend perfectly that are the most fun, like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly and The Unbearable Lightness of Being There above.
If I weren't so lazy tonight, I'd come up with plots for "All About My Mother, Jugs and Speed" or "I Wanna Hold Your Hand That Rocks the Cradle"
Gulliver's Travels with My Aunt
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner at Eight!
A bunch of depression era socialites quickly forget their problems when a well-mannered negro shows up for dinner.
A League of Their Own Private Idahos.
Teenage Hustlers form a baseball team to play in a woman's league so that they can meet Madonna.
CHILDREN OF A LESSER GODFATHER
Don Corleone is making you an offer you can're refuse.
DON CORLEONE IS MAKING YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
PRESENTING LILY MARS ATTACKS!
Aspiring actress and extra-terrestrial warrior Lily Mars descends upon NYC, determined to land the lead in a big time producer's newest play, even if it means using a ray gun to kill anyone who gets in her way.
the mash ups that don't share a common word FAIL
The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Miss Parton's revenge!
SUPERMAN: MAN OF STEEL MAGNOLIAS
Drink the juice, Kal-El. Drink the juice.
MARLEY & ME, MYSELF, & IRENE
A police guard dog stricken with multiple personality disorder!
McCabe and Mrs. Miller's Crossing
Gambler and frizzy-haired Madame take on Prohibition. Film is hard to hear and kinda muddy.
R78 has to be in the running for the win.
Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene, Me, Myself and Irene
Jim Carrey stars as a cult member with multiple personality disorder but wakes up to realize one day that he is the only true cult member.
Sex and the City of God
Carrie and the girls, head down to Rio de Janeiro for fun in the sun only to get lost inside a housing project, and Samantha finds her new project, to make Buscapé a star.
Blackhawk Down and Out in Beverly Hills
An Elite Delta Force attempt to kidnap the Whitemans. After they crash, in Beverly Hills, one solider attempts to take his own life after watching his friends die by drowning himself in a mansion’s pool. He is saved by the family unbeknownst to him are the Whiteman family.
Smiley Face Off
Unable to pay her debt to her dealer, a pothead exchanges her face with a good customer in order to score her dope.
Stardust Memories of a Geisha
While on a weekend seminar devoted to her work, Chiyo’s homage is upset when Hatsumomo, the head Geisha, tries to derail her fanfare out of jealousy.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit Hole
In this animated and live action film, Eddie Valiant tries to clear Roger Rabbit of the charges against him, involving the death of Danny, whose parents have entered Toontown in order to find different ways to cope.
The Country Girl, Interrupted
Grace Kelly is sent to a mental hospital after stealing the Oscar from Judy Garland.
There's Something about Mary Poppins
A lonely single man pursues his childhood nanny and must contend with a rival who pretends to be a cockney street artist despite having the fakest English accent ever!
The King and I Know What You Did Last Summer
A year after the King of Siam's carriage hits and kills a stranger, his court is plagued with sudden and violent murders. When Anna is found with both eyeballs impaled with forks, he fears he will be next.
R191, meet R77.
Pretty in Pinky
A high school girl from the wrong side of the tracks is pursued by a rich boy who doesn't realize that she is black. He finds out, dumps her and she goes top the prom in an awful dress she makes herself.
The Diary of Anne Frankenstein
A young female monster takes refuge in an attic to hide from the angry mob in the village.
Little Women in Love
Four dwarf sisters are overly fond of each other.
A small time mobster and a criminal lesbian take a young French courtesan named Gigi hostage. Over time, the mobster falls in love with the lesbian, who has fallen in love with Gigi, who has fallen in love with the mobster. Can the threesome sustain their love in such a confusing world?
Lilies of the Field of Dreams
Itinerant Negro helps a group of nuns build a baseball diamond in Iowa. Amen!
Stuart Little Children
Suburban mice resist the responsibilities of adulthood and seek escape through a love affair while a pedophile mouse is persecuted by his neighbors.
Little Miss Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A family embarks on a road trip, not realizing that they've done this before and had it erased from their memories.
Jesus Christ Superstar 80
Messiah and part-time nude centerfold is murdered by an estranged lover.
A strange group of hippies in an insane asylum in Vermont find Jesus, who has amnesia.
r190 and r195 win - I can't stop laughing !
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King's Speech
In this groundbreaking fantasy epic, the King of England learns he will inherit the Middle Kingdom if he gives his acceptance speech on Mount Doom. This plucky hero must fight orcs and learn to speak Elvish on the way to claiming his throne. Colin Firth stars.
Peter Jackson directs.
A LETTER TO THREE STEPFORD WIVES
A letter is addressed to three wives from their "best friend" Addie Ross, announcing that she is running away with one of their husbands--but she doesn't say which one which causes them to short circuit and murder all the men of Stepford with Clorox and Magic Erasers.
“The Borne Again Ultimatum”
Confused spy Jason Borne is not sure about becoming a Born Again Christian, just to please his dizzy Holy Roller GOP lovin’ girlfriend.
"I Wanna Hold Your Hand That Rocks the Cradle"
Wimpy Beatle loving fan becomes infatuated with sexy but psychotic nanny who has designs on her wealthy married boss.
Apollo 13 Ghosts
The 1970 Apollo mission to land on the moon is thwarted when their space craft suffers damage at the hands of poltergeists.
Three Men and a Pretty Baby
Three swingin' bachelors find a 12 year old hooker with bushy eyebrows on their doorstep.
Ferris Bueller's Dog Day Afternoon
A teenager plays hooky from school with his best friend and his girlfriend. They hold up a bank and take the employees hostage.
Ferris Bueller's Day of the Jackal
A cheeky yet popular high school boy from the Chicago 'burb's skips school to kill the president of France.
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World According to Garp
T.S. Garp, a writer, and his mother, a feminist icon, while driving through the California desert, witness a car crash in which a transsexual ex-football player kicks the bucket. They then become involved a madcap race to find a fortune in cash buried beneath the mysterious giant "W".
The Descendants Iron Lady
Iron Man's wife moves to Hawaii and has two daughters.
The Girl with the Deathly Hallows
A mashup of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Harry Potter!!
nice try r211 and r212, but they have to have a common word in the title.
Sex and The City Slickers
The girls find themselves trapped on a ranch with Billy Crystal
A Long Days Journey in Night at the Opera
A troupe of madcap comedians face their addictions one afternoon in Connecticut.
THAT THING YOU DO THE RIGHT THING
Racial tension escalates when the fans of new black singing sensations The Desires (from the DeTown Label) vandalize the management offices of an established Italian Doo-Wop group, Franky Nadeer and the Four Climates
SINGING IN THE RAINMAN
A cocky Hollywood producer devices a plan to have a handsome silent film star cross over to sound musicals by dubbing his singing voice and making him sound more intelligent than he really is. He hires the services of a talented but rambling autistic singer, with hilarious results.
THE WILD WILD WEST SIDE STORY
Wild West settlers engage in violent duels and outright gunfights by breaking into song and/or performing amazing jazz and ballet moves.
THREE MEN AND A BABY MAMA
A gay threesome decide to have a baby and bypass adoption in favor of a milkshake surrogacy.
Love of Life or Something Like It
A TV reporter who's passing for white learns she has a short time to live and tries to live life to the fullest while ignoring here heritage.
Bring It On Golden Pond
A daughter joins the champion high school cheerleading squad to impress her father and discovers its previous captain stole all their best routines from an inner-city school and must scramble to compete to win this year's championships or lose her father's love forever.
DVD bonus scene of Jane Fonda showing Katharine Hepburn how to booty pop.
My Fair Lady Sings The Blues
Black entertainment entrepeneur Barry Gordon and his musical mentor, retired trumpetman Lou E. Lipstrong, stumble upon a white pauper girl (Apple Annie Holladay) in 1930's Dust Bowl Detroit. They see the girl is beautiful and has plenty of potential to sing jazz and blues. The only problem: Annie's elocution is flawless!
Soon the duo engage in the most comprehensive makeover teaching Annie black dialec and entonation, so that they can present her to the world of Blues. Hilarity ensues as Annie has to adapt to Mo' Blues, rhythm riffs, and the chitlin' circuit.
217 posts and no How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls? People, you are getting slack....
Three Welsh coal-miners trying to make it big in the Big Apple are seduced by fame, pills, and Helen Lawson.
The Fabulous Baker Boys On The Side
A sibling duo picks needs to split travel costs for their move west. They happen on this down on her luck bombshell who joins their act, lifts their spirits, lifts her legs on the piano top, hikes her skirt,...and turns out to be a lesbian. Blue balls all around.
The Fabulous Baker Boys In The Band
In this sequel to TFBBOTS, the bandmates kick the lesbian off the band once they reach Los angeles and are left to ponder on their inability to lnd chicks, in misery and self-hatred
The Boys in the Band Played On
'The Trouble With Angels in America'
Rosalind Russell plays Mother Superior in a hospice for rebellious HIV+ teenage girls.
Catch Me if You Can-Can
FBI agent travels the world tracking down an American teenager who impersonates French dancers.
The Fabulous Baker Boys Don't Cry!
Two men have a lounge act playing grand pianos... but one of them has a secret!
Disneys upbeat adaptation of the Leo Tolstoy tragic novel about a cheerful married socialite having an affair with a count.
When these are good, they are very, very good, and when they are bad, they totally suck.
The Private Life of Henry 8 1/2
One queen is never enough! In the midst of a political crisis, Henry (Russell Crowe) reflects on his past loves. With Anouk Aimee as Catherine of Aragon.
Traumatized by the assassination of his mother when he was a fawn, a young buck seeks bloody revenge,
They Shoot Horses, Don't They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
The lives of a disparate group of contestants intertwine in an inhumanely grueling dance marathon that literally never, ever ends.
Sunday Bloody Sunday Bloody Sunday
A male artist has affairs with both a man and a woman, and he bed hops back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and.....
The Exorcister Act
A young girl's body is possessed by a Vegas showgirl, who is hiding from her mobster boyfriend.
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer
After a couple divorces, their young son sues both of them under the state's youth emancipation law.
Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Alice falls down a rabbit hole, never to be heard from again.
In the near future, Uma Thurman conveys genetically engineered emotional detachment through plain ol bad acting and incites a prison riot. Gore Vidal plays the warden.
The Turning Point of No Return:
Two former crack whores played by Shirley Maclaine and Anne Bancroft become secret govenment assassins who go undercover in the world ballet and they both compete to fuck a hunky ballet dancer played by Dermot Mulroney.
THE MUSIC MAN OF LA MANCHA - a well-read small-town whore falls for an itinerant knight who sells mariachi band instruments.
The Littlest Rebel Without a Cause
Shirley Temple plays Virgie who is trying to raise money to have her father pardoned for being a confederate. She falls in with troubled High School students. She is picked up by the police for public drunkenness but she is released after singing "Polly Wolly Doodle" Unfortunately, one of the students, a sensitive boy who shoots puppies, gets in trouble and hides in the observatory and gets shot. Shirley and her slave, Uncle Billy tap dance.
Fashion designers battle it out worldwide, through hundreds of second hand shops, to find vintage clothing items they can copy from, to create their new fashion lines. Edge of your seat viciousness! Grrrr...
12 Angry Men Who Stare At Goats
"The Poseidon Adventures of Tin Tin"
A cartoon boy and his dog go on a transatlantic cruise...
THE BIRDCAGED HEAT
A prison drama featuring Divine as a sadistic warden in the toughest penitentiary in the country - a place where you are either your cellmate's bitch, or just a bitch all on your own.
The Catered Affair to Remember
The bar mitzvah dinner for my sister Sylvia's boy David (now a doctor).
The Parent Deathtrap
Confusion and double-crosses abound when Hayley Mills tries to help her playwright father (Michael Caine) try to steal a promising play from one of his students. But what if the student were conspiring with Hayley's twin sister in a plot of his own? Madcap murder prevails when you mulitply Mills times two!
A time-spanning interracial story of adventure and forbidden love! Unscrupulous modern-day camp counselors force their charges to dig deep into the earth, and their tunnels lead them to a regiment of trench-digging African American Civil War soldiers.
WOMAN ON TOP GUN
Eew, Iceman, get that fish off of me!
Can't Stop the Music Man!
River City, Iowa gets more than it bargained for when Jacques Morali comes to town, promising to turn the misfits in the marching section into the boys in the band!
Zorro: The Gay Blade Runner
Harrison Ford is at his campy best as an irrepressible swishbuckler--and part-time android hunter--in a noirish near-future LA.
We Have to Talk About the Trouble with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
An overachieving orphaned boy-wizard finally snaps and goes on a killing spree at his exclusive private school, then has such larks trying to dispose of the body of his arch-enemy...
Possible kiddie-fiddling involved by dead gay headmaster...
Written on the Inherited Wind
An executive secretary (Lauren Bacall) falls in love with the scion of an outrageously wealthy oil Texas oil family (Robert Stack), not realizing that he is stark raving mind. Stack's best friend, a schoolteacher prosecuted for teaching evolution (played in sequential scenes by Dick York, Dick Sergeant and Rock Hudson) carries a torch for Bacall. Meanwhile Stack's nympho sister (Dorothy Malone), hopelessly in love with all three physical reincarnations of the teacher, fucks both his nationally famous defense and prosecuting attorneys (Spencer Tracy and Fredric March).
Imitation of Lifeboat
A struggling young actress with a six-year-old daughter sets up housekeeping on a dinghy in the middle of the ocean with a homeless black widow and her light-skinned eight-year-old daughter who rejects her mother by trying to pass for white.
Iron Lady in a Cage
Margaret Thatcher gets imprisoned for crimes against humanity.
Raging Bull Durham: Wacky adventures ensue when quick-tempered boxer from the Bronx must relocate to South Carolina and realizes he and the locals have "failure to communicate."
Death Wish You Were Here: Young female vigilante targets perps in post-war British community who don't show proper respect for propriety.
The Long Goodbye Girl: Noir thriller about down-on-his-luck private eye forced to share apartment with faded chorine who's searching for her spunky daughter.
Lovers and Other Strangers On A Train: Police try to determine why everyone traveling to a family wedding is found dead shortly after arriving home.
The Return on the Creature from the Blue Lagoon
A wizened Brooke Shield's triumphant return to the big screen as a menopausal mother grappling with her brood of feral children and a bald, seedy mate who has developed an unsightly paunch.
Dog Day of The Locust
A child actor's boyfriend holds the attendees of movie premiere hostage in exchange for money to give the boy a sex change.
All About the Lady Eve - a married playwright meets a lying, scheming actress on a South American cruise. They fall in love but gets wise to her shenanigans. Later she visits him in New York disguised as a fey male theater columnist with an arch wit and wins him back. In the framing device, the playwright is winning the Pulitzer prize for a play about the mating habits of Amazonian reptiles.
Play Misty For Me and My Gal: Stalker threatens relationship between singing draft dodger and naive USO performer.
Lover Come Back To The Future: Closeted ad exec from the '50s falls into wormhole and lands in 2032 where he finds love with a man for the first time, but realizes he must repair hole in time/space continuum or his new paramour will never be born.
That Darn Cat Ballou: Roving tabby terrorizes suburban neighborhood.
Funny Face-Off: Documentary. Yves Saint-Laurent and Karl Lagerfeld vie for fashion dominance in the early '70s.
Mr. Saturday Night Fever Pitch: Aging chorus boy almost misses last-chance audition when Yankees/Red Sox game goes into extra innings.
Endless Love and Other Drugs: Informational video explaining relative merits of Viagra, Cialis and other treatments for erectile dysfunction.
True Lies My Father Told Me: Man struggles to keep kosher as secret agent battling foreign terrorists.
Sex, Lies, Videotapes and the Single Girl
An angst-ridden character study set in the mid-70's starring Miss Paris Hilton in the role she was born to play.
Journey to the Center of the the Blob
Chaz Bono, in a stirring film debut, probes the cavernous inner anatomy of a viscous, gelatinous Helen Lawson in the role she was born to play.
Knight and Day of the Locust: Aging movie star goes on the lam with younger female publicist after he realizes his agents have put a hit out on him.
A Star Is Born Yesterday: Matinee idol hires etiquette instructor for ingenue girlfriend because her table manners disgust him.
Marathon Man On A Ledge: Nazi war criminal stages high-rise demonstration to promote better dental hygiene.
The Blind Sideways: a middle-aged wine snob adopts an impoverished young black man with a taste for merlot.
Die, Die My Darling Clementine: Wyatt Earp must rescue a frontier lass held captive by a deranged Annie Oakley.
Black Hawk Down With Love: After the end of "Don't ask, don't tell," a love-smitten private re-enlists under new identity to win the affections of the hunky lieutenant who had previously rebuffed him.
The Woman of the Year of Living Dangerously: Hilarity ensues when two reporters fall in love and get married against a backdrop of political turmoil and human suffering in Indonesia under Sukarno.
A Single Girl, Interrupted
A French motel maid is incarcerated in one of the motel rooms with with a girl gang of crazy people while she contemplates getting an abortion
"Twilight of the Goldfinger" In this last installment of the "Twilight" franchise, Bella is stunned to learn that Edward has been stepping out on her during her pregnancy...He has been spending his evenings with the handsome prctologist, Dr J. Bond (played by Daniel Craig). Now Bella is left to wonder whether her unborn child will be a like its father in more ways than one: will he be a vampire AND a gayby?!
Point of No Return to Oz
Dorothy is turned into a government assassin and bumps of enemies of the Emerald City while trying to maintain her secret life, relationship with her photographer boyfriend and vaguely incestuous relationship with her handler, Toto.
r242, The Parent Deathtrap is actually not a bad idea.
Three Women, the sequel to Two Women
90 spellbinding minutes of improvised dialog starring The Eyes of Shelley Long and The Tits of Sophia Loren. Introducing Sissy Spacek as the naive ingenue who is eventually catapulted to Oscar fame and fortune.
Bump for this fun thread!
As Goodfellas as it Gets
Helen Hunt stars as an exhausted single mom/ waitress at the local watering hole where goombas go to bring their mistresses. Surprises abound she goes on a road trip to Baltimore with her most faithful customer, a misanthropic yet misunderstood mobster, played by Joe Pesci. She soon grows to see that despite shooting off the toe of an uppity teenager named Spider at a gas station qwik-e-mart, he is indeed 'funny' to her. Ray Liotta in a star turn as the gay artist who prompts the road trip with the need to put his little dog, Verdel, in rehab (it seems he has developed a bit of a cocaine problem).
Who's That Girl on a Motorcycle?
A leather-clad bad girl on a motorcycle (Marianne Faithfull) heads off to see her handsome lover (Alain Delon). Along the way, she encounters an over-bleached bad girl wannabe (Madonna) freshly sprung from jail and desperate to be her friend. Girl on a motorcycle throws her a 'Bitch, please!' look and runs her down.
Boogie Nights in Rodanthe
Julianne Moore again plays porn star Amber Waves, who has an affair with a North Carolina innkeeper (Richard Gere).
Arsenic and Osage County
A prominent theater critic returns home, only to have his dying, drug-addicted aunts tell him his new bride is really his sister.
SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE, ACTUALLY
Handsome playwright William Shakespear sets out to experience all possible kinds of love - romantic, familial, unrequited, etc., with all kinds of women and men. At the end, he realizes that his trollish manager is really "the love of my life".
Summary for Apocalypse Now Voyager:
A repressed New England spinster (Bette Davis) and her married lover (Paul Henried) go on a perilous cruise through the jungles of Indochina in search of a kindly psychiatrist (Claude Rains) whose methods have been deemed "unsound."
The Rocky Picture Show
A cross-dressing extraterrestrial trains a small-time Philadelphia boxer to go the distance.
Mad Love, Actually
An assortment of lonely Brits attempt to satisfy their romantic longings after discovering that a crazed surgeon has given them the hands of a murderer.