The Wonderful, Wonderful Ass of Robert Conrad

DE-licious

Growing up watching reruns of Wild Wild West (and his performances in Battle of the Network Stars), I never would have guessed he played with the boys.

Total perfection. The side view is especially astounding. Oh to bury my face in that little piece of heavenly beefcake.

What's that ass look like now?

Agree, R3.

Oh, it was invaded all right. I'm told his most quotable quote was, "More!"

LMAO! Do tell more, R6.

It wasn't me R6, rather a hung friend who claimed it.

I believe it . He always seemed so homophobic, in interviews. Always doing the lispy voice, to portray gay. Got the same vibe I get from Joe Rogan now-short guy, well built , always trying to be ultra macho. And we all know about Joe, and his out of town bathhouse hookups. Feel the same about RC- on the down low. But I agree, it was a world class ass !

mmm

Joe Rogan? Bathhouses? News to me!

A good (male) friend of mine had an affair with Bobby. Bobby liked to get fucked and then beat up his partner. Racked with Catholic guilt. Loved blond boys. Once in a weekend slept with both Bob Wagner and Natalie Wood. Wagner was more bi than Bobby. As you know, rumor has it Wagner and Chris Walken;s affair was drove Natalie over the edge. Or under the water.

Let's hear more about Joe Rogan. He who refers to his balls as "the twins.". I think he's hot. Bath houses?? Do tell!!

Rogan is ugly with all those tats on his body now.

that ass turned me gay

Did he ever do a nude butt or at least a scene in briefs in any 70's era movies. Those were good days for make beefcake flashing some bits.

That was the type of ass that would make a guy cum upon instant contact. I can just see Bob now getting banged out by some tall, blonde hunk.

Bobby's short and muscular; they're often the most angry guys b/c they hate not being tall and muscular.

They're to be avoided.

Oh, yeah, as a budding homosexual, that magnificent ass featured prominently in my Friday night jack-off sessions in the late 1960s.

[RE : 13] Heard about it a couple years ago, in Boston . Think it was on Billy Master's site. Apparently he either hits sex clubs, or baths, after doing out of town gigs. Maybe he avoids gay clubs, cause of the attention, and / or photos that might pop up. He's a top , who's rough . Also, well endowed. Sounds like he just wants quick sex, then goes back to his 'straight' appearing life. I've always found him very hot

Wagner was definitely getting it on with the blond twinks who were on his NBC WWII fighter pilot shows BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP and BLACK SHEEP SQUADRON. He even introduced one as his protege on THE MERV GRIFFIN SHOW. He looked like a porn twink and I think his name was Jeb Phillips.

Jeb was his late friend, actor Nick Adams, son . I think he was godfather to him, or something. Gave him that job to get the kids career going. Yes, the guy did look like a porn twink, but as far as anyone knows, it was a good deed on RC's part. But who knows ???

Jeb Stuart Adams, as in Christopher from "Flowers in the Attic"? Wow!

Jeb, some lucky chick and Bob

UPDATE - Jeb is now a realtor in Westlake Village,CA., northwest of LA. He's married, has a family, and is 51 - looks like an overaged surfer at this point. Not bad, just old. Interesting note - Bob Conrad lives very close, a few miles away. Hmmmm !

Robert Conrad was the most beautiful man at his peak. Bar none. This Jeb "kid" doesn't even come close.

True, R26. But, according to rumor, Jeb is aesthetically the kind of guy Bob liked to fool around with.

The same, R4. It's just in a different place now.

Battle of the Network Stars

Hello G.S.

Hey R30. I was only here once. Once!!

His ass was divine, but don't forget his glorious chest and that AMAZING face during his prime. Yum!

I've too young and never heard of this man in my life but from the pics posted here of his ass, WOW!!

Welcome to the club, R33!

Thanks for posting [RE :32]. Wow, he stayed in great shape . He's a pint size hot daddy in that silver- haired pic.

I would have GLADLY boned Conrad, even when he was in his 50s in the 1980s.

That link at 36 is AFU...

Watching DVD set of complete Wild Wild West series. He was one hell of a hunk. I find it intriguing of the rumors that he liked to take it up the ass. What an ass he had............

Well, he couln't act, so what other ways do aspiring television stars "get noticed"? I'm sure that ass has seen its share of director/producer dick. When I was a kid in the 60s sometimes watching Wild Wild West there has been many a time I've jacked off to Robert Conrad and his ample behind. There was him, Andy Griffith in that sheriff's outfit and Michael Landon on Bonanza; of all of them I wanted to squash and flatten Robert Conrad's the most. In a perfect world fate back then would have allowed me to meet Bobby C and ask him if I could spank him and then fuck him. He would have begged me to do it at which point I would have produced a paddle I made in shop class and WHACK!........OWWWWWWWWW. Read that more recently he was convicted of causing an accident while driving drunk--had to do community service I think--he should have been given a spanking for that for sure. Well the guy is in his 70s now if not 80s so I'm sure that ass is alot flatter and saggin...........

I was watching some old reruns recently, and while the Batman villains were fun and colorful and the actors seemed to be having a blast, the WWW villains, esp in the early years, had a little more background and depth. WWW explored some of their motivations and at times made the bad guys a bit sympathetic, or at least a little more complex. The villains also seemed to connect with West a bit more. They dynamics between West and a few of the recurring villains seemed to be a bit more personal and complicated.

I thought the show was kind of interesting the first few seasons. The show seemed to have more traditional western villains as it went on, and did not get as Gothic or Jules Verne. On a superfical level, I preferred the tight vests and no-chaps look of the early years. The chaps costume, which is probably preferred by leather lovers, seemed a little (or more) silly, and did not show of his ass as well.

R37, when a link says "Forbidden," just set your cursor in the URL line, hit enter, and the jpg will appear.

(for the millionth time)

Are we sure that Robert Conrad's ass is real? Did the studio have work done on him or did he wear those underpants that have false butts built into them? In any case, that picture looks like he has that buttocks-pried-open look to it of a guy who has been fucked alot.

That ass was definitely real

R42, a link was posted on DL a few years back to an Ebay item which was a pair of pants that Conrad wore on "Wild, Wild West". They were padded apparently. I don't know whether it was just that pair or whether all were that way, but it blunted some childhood fantasies for some when that link was posted.

I KNEW it r44! That ass is just too "unreal" to be real, if you don't mind me having a Yogi Berra moment. The reason I brought this up is because I saw a picture of RC from the 50s, I think when he was just getting into acting and it was a side view of him in swimming trunks. It was a nice picture but his ass didn't look mind bogglingly protruding in that one although he still showed a nice rear end, it just looked more natural than the upsetting (in a good way, mind you) booty in WWW. When I watched Baa, Baa Blacksheep once, which I rarely did as it seemed so deadly boring to me, I thought I saw a scene once where one of RC's men came up behind him to ask him a question or something and at one point gave him a friendly punch to the ass. I couldn't see it clearly as the camera wasn't focused on it but either it was my imagination/wishful thinking or perhaps it did happen and other viewers might have seen and recall it.

His ass was really as round and plump. Don't know why there were pads in the Ebay pants, but he really did have a bubble butt.

Of course RC had a great everything but that Youtube video is in widescreen so all the images are distorted. For me it's not aesthetically pleasing at all but I guess it works for those who can't get enough ass. He was in every way a perfect specimen. Truly.

Me-TV is showing "The Wild Wild West" on Saturdays.

[quote]That ass is just too "unreal" to be real

Nonsense. That ass was 100% his.

[quote]Nonsense. That ass was 100% his.

and he has the receipts to prove it!

Robert's ass was the greatest, but he also sported a nice bulge...

Bulge/cameltoe

I never knew he could act until I saw him in "Centennial." I thought he just recited lines and posed.

Pocket gay.

Mmmmmmm mmm good.

[quote]Bulge/cameltoe

With reference to men's crotches, it's called "mooseknuckle" rather than "cameltoe."

Camel's toes have slits in them, which is why cloth-covered vaginas are referred to in that way. But as you see, there's nothing slitlike about Conrad's crotch!

Gregory Harrison probably got a sample.

Right, R56, I forgot about the term mooseknuckle.

[quote]Gregory Harrison probably got a sample.

Just the thought of those two together is making me stiff.

there is a pic of him in black speedo that was basically a tiny piece of clothe barely on him. u could see his pube bone. any pics of him i nit from behind cause i can guarantee u can see his ass

I would have paid him when he was in his prime to have one night with him.

Today is his birthday. Happy Birthday Robert!

Too bad there were no photos of that incredible ass in its naked glory.

[quote]Too bad there were no photos of that incredible ass in its naked glory.

The closest we'll see of it is here, in this 1975 flick "Murph the Surf". Side view of Conrad's buns at the 11:13 mark...

When he was arrested in that terrible are accident, he was 3X over the legal drunk limit.

R64 Who was the lucky girl underneath?

[quote]getting it on with the blond twinks who were on his NBC WWII fighter pilot shows BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP and BLACK SHEEP SQUADRON.

Interesting. I knew a gay actor who was a blonde, boy-next-door type and he got cast on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Conrad's ass was indeed a work of art, but sadly he's a midget.

Married at 17, two wives, 8 kids, I think he is not on our team.

R69 Overcompensating

Means nothing, R69. RC is from a time when men, particularly men who wanted to be movie stars, hid their sexuality at all cost.

[quote]Interesting. I knew a gay actor who was a blonde, boy-next-door type and he got cast on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Was it Jeb Stuart Adams (who later played Christopher in "Flowers in the Attic")? Last I read Jeb was married to a woman and living in Northern Cali.

Not sure, R66, but she was lucky, wasn't she?

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Long time ago, I dated a young blonde actor years ago who got cast on Black Sheep Squadron. Weird.

You dated Tom Ligon, R75? Was that before or after he married his wife K.C.? They were married 33 years until her death in 2009.

About the padding in RC's pants on eBay. There were probably many, many suits used and I think that during the fight scenes he would have some sort of protection in certain areas i.e. The lower spine. Check out some fight/ stunt scenes. The arse looks padded. Not so shapely. Usually at the end of a fight/stunt there's a cut a way, then back to RC say walking through a door. The arse is back in all it's perfect glory. In the 60's stretch fabrics were few and mostly knitted. There were certainly no men's stretch fabrics as in today's, I.e. Wool and Lycra mix. All his suits look made from suiting materiel such as Barathea. So no stretch hence the frequent splitting. I noticed a quick flash in another WWW wher he jumps from a balcony, lands by a small garden ornamental pond and his trousers split. Also at this period ALL men's suits were tailored and an allowance made for which side you pushed your dick and balls. Bulges were minimised. Trousers being cut in four panels back front right left. One front panel is cut wider to accomodate the dick. Chosen by the wearer according to 'which side sir dressed.' Only with mass production where the two front panels are cut exactly the same do you start to get bulges showing. His trousers all have stirrups under the foot to keep the legs taught and crease free but this causes great strain with excessive movement again can cause splitting.

Kin Shriner - blonde and beautiful in his younger days - was on Baa Baa Black Sheep.

The trousers he wore in every show were completely inappropriate, unlike anything the rest of the cast wore, very obviously intended to highlight and advertise his ass, and yet he got away with it for all those years.

I have a spectacularly hung friend who fucked him. All of his action was out of town.

Compared to Anthony Recker or Matt Damon his ass isn't that spectacular.

r79, if you think any of the other costumes (or hairstyles!) in Wild, Wild West were anything approaching authenticity, I've got news for you.

R80 is either blind, stupid, or under the age of 18.

Oh he was such a hot, firm sex stud! I used to jack off thinking about fucking around with him. I used to imagine him growling, "suck my dick fag" as he unzipped his tight blue Wild Wild West slacks. I used to fantasize about getting cheek burns from rubbing my face on his hairy manly chest, smelling the funk around his prick... his testosterone just emanated out of the TV tube

For those of you old to enough to remember Hawaiian Eye, Bob Conrad also starred on that series.

But even though he was seen most weeks in hot little bathing trunks and he was several years younger, he never had quite the impact on gay America that he had with The Wild, Wild West.

Now why do you suppose that was?

At this point isn't he best remembered for his shit fits on Battle of the Network stars?

That was great television. Do you think those tirades were staged? A 70s audience would of course be too naive to think such a thing.

[quote]That was great television. Do you think those tirades were staged? A 70s audience would of course be too naive to think such a thing.

Honestly, no. I think Conrad had such rage issues that these were the real deal. And I say that as someone who watches the reruns of BotNS on ESPN Classic today. Most of the celebrities were all jokey about it, but there were a few that were ultra-competitive, like Conrad.

Have you seen him lately? He's been hitting the bottle for the past 25 years and it shows. Gray, balding, thick coke bottle glasses.

As for me, I always preferred Artimus Gordon.

R79, more details please! As many as you can spare!

R79 likes to get behind his keyboard and type lies. It makes him feel special and important.

Robert Conrad got married at 17, had 4 wives, multiple children---there absolutely nothing, no scandal, no photos, no ex-lovers giving interviews----only lonely demented R79 who has a friend "with a big dick" (it's always with a BIG dick) who fucked Conrad.

Go to hell you filthy liar.

OK R88. My friend was gay, not out, but everyone on our floor (college) knew it. Never any problem, and he was liked by all. Years later he told me he thought I might be gay but wasn't sure enough. This was all very last century.

Fast forward ten years, we meet up and catch up on post-college. He's out and working on me to take the leap. Takes me to a few bars, etc. Mission accomplished.

I mention this to establish that we were very close, and I never knew him to tell a lie.

So, he tells me about his work as a waiter when he got a table of gay men, including our hero. He knows because of the uninhibited chatter and teasing him about "tube steak." My friend did not typically over-exhibit his equipment, but he was small with a small waist and, well, there it was in all its enormousness. Mr. Famousbottom wasted no time finishing dinner and privately making his move. Conveniently, this was a hotel, the finest actually. Sorry, the only details of the encounter itself (we were modest in those days, especially about matters of the ass,) was that he was ravenous, demanded "More, more!" and was obliged.

And yes, the ass itself was epic and magnificent in action.

Phhhhhht!

R87 last time I saw him was on Politcally Incorrect, probably around 2000/2001. He was a good a funny guest. It must have been right before his major accident (I know, I know I can google the date of his accident). They had some crazy Bible thumping pot stirrer who said the typical AIDS was a punishment for "deviant, unnatural" ie gay activities, and then everyone chimed in - well, what about the people who got blood transfusions, thru straight sex, etc. And then Conrad, Implying that he had fucked every woman that walked, was like - bull fucking shit, I fucked around so much, the only reason I didn't get any diseases was because I was fucking lucky.

Not those exact words, but something like that. It just everyone up. He was a Bush supporter, too, but nonetheless he happened to make valid points (they were debating stem cell research).

Bob himsel was represented by the William Morris Agency whereas his ass was so smoking it was represented by Philip Morris

I was told he'd get fucked by guys and then beat them up afterwards.

R94 How original that appeared up thread. I wonder how many here have had him and did he suck and swallow?

I loved Conrad on Black Sheep Squadron when I was a kid for all the reasons mentioned above - chest, butt, mooseknuckle. But has anyone mentioned Conrad's eyes? They were so amazing! Like blue fire.

Proof another man tried to get at his pants.

Tom Ligon, mentioned earlier, may have been married but he cruised me in the early 1980s.

Actually, multiple times....on Christopher St.

He was a roommate of alleged closet gay Nick Adams in their early Hollywood days. They were both allegedly rough trade hustlers back then, and Conrad preferred to be "forced" into sex in faux-rape scenarios.

Conard may have had something to do with Adams' "suicide" years later, but it was all covered up.

Other gossip at link:

"Conrad went with Nick and I, to the Hollywood Post-office on Wilcox, to mail Nick's mail to his fans. Nick bought the stamps and the three of us were there, licking and pasting stamps on the envelopes. Nick was on one part of the lobby and Conrad on the other. Nick said out loud, "this is the most licking I have ever done." Then Conrad would come back with, "I hear Tab Hunter likes to lick them too." And it went on and on. A crowd was soon gathering. Nobody knew Bob at that time, but they all recognized Nick. We had gone to another Post-office on Highland, but it was closed. Conrad got out of the car, and swished to the front door, looking like a nellie queen, part of his act."

I always liked Artemus Gordon too, R97. I liked his intelligence and ingenuity when in a fix. The actor was not handsome but he was appealing.

Ross Martin was a great character actor. He was a fug supreme but had an intelligence and savoir that was lacking in Ms West. Funny how Will Smith is a nelly queen in real life and Kevin Kline comes across as intelligent and charming much like the original pair.

I meant: savoir faire.

For what it's worth, I saw Tim Ligon many times in Greenwich Village and, if he wasn't cruising, my name isn't Mary.

Am I the only one who would have bottomed for him? Would love to see the sweat dripping off that gorgeous chest while he nailed me. I would also spend a lot of time sucking those nips and pits, not to mention his dick. Anyone know if he was/is in tact? With 8 kids he must have been doing something right!

He looks like he has a squeaky clean ass canal. Something tells me that Connie Stevens might have pegged him.....

Horrible man

knock this dick off my shoulder! I dare you!