- I'd hit that.
- He'll never get the fame of New York's Naked Cowboy.
He can roll over me anytime. Repeatedly!
- Eww, no thank you.
- Hard nip--a side view
- I'd titty fuck him and then throw his meaty legs over my shoulders and go to work.
- You just KNOW the bitch on the left wants to reach down into that tire and feel his valve stem...
- Scrumptious tits
- Furry stomach
- He looks like a fucking retard.
- He looks like a dullard.
- I'm in love, he's hot, loves to party and has a sense of humor. what's not to love?
- R15 = Tony Stewart
- Of course he's a dullard! He's hangs out at NASCAR events in Alabama fer chrissakes. That said, do you think he shaves his pecs or plucks those nips?
- I'm thinking he probably does shave those globulous pecs and nips, R17. You can tell by that furry stomach pic that he's probably naturally hairy, but from the looks of it he shaves his entire body. I'd LOVE to be the one to help him out.
- He's cute.
Put him in a tight t-shirt and jeans and he'd clean up at any gay bar in the world.
- More hairy stomach
- Slut copping a feel
- Tire Man's dad helping him with his tire
- I agree, R19.
(p.s., look at the THIGHS!)
- HOT AS HELL, I'm truly in love.
R20's pic proves to me that he shaves his titties. Fine with me, I'll watch.
- It's wearing a wedding ring, so if you guys want that used fishstick, by all means, be my guest.
- How the hell do you come to be a tire man in the first place? Who'd think up an idea like that?
- the world of straights is a sick and perverted one
- I'm right there with ya, R24. Nothing like a beefy, sweaty man wearing a tire and drinking a beer to get the ol' juices flowing.
He definately shaves his tits, too. I wonder if he know that women aren't the only ones ogling his chimichangas.
- R26, His name's Chris MacNicol, and here's the long and short of it:
[italic]"MacNicol was at the Daytona 500 in 2004 when he was offered the chance to buy a used tire. For $5 he snagged the right front tire that driver Joe Nemechek used during qualifying and sat down inside it.
“I just had this epiphany and thought, ‘I’ll bet if I pull this up, it’ll stick.”
Twenty minutes later Tire Man was born. Six years later he’s a minor celebrity with his own Facebook page and a theme song in the works.
But why does he do it? Is there a point to walking around nearly naked with a 50-pound tire hanging from his suspenders? After all, even going to the bathroom requires “a very strategically placed lean.”
“The short answer is because nobody else does it,” he said.
The long answer is making others happy.
“It makes people laugh,” MacNicol said. “I love to make people laugh.”[/italic]
Personally, I think he knows he's got a good body, and saw the tire as a perfect opportunity to show it off. I'm glad he did.
- the more he does it, the better. it's a schtick as tired as minnie pearl, if not more so, but he's hot and looks nice.
Yeah, I did him. Of course, he's not nearly as hot as I am when I'm sashaying around in my blue "El Monterrey Frozen Burritos" fire suit, but then again, who the fuck is? So, when I'm asked if I ever blew a tire, the answer is "Fuck yeah, bitches!"
- A hot village idiot is still a village idiot.
- I wonder what his manparts smell like after being enclosed under that tire while he's been walking around in the hot sun all day.
- I'd have to see him without the hat as I don't do bald.
- Few advertise the skidmarks in their underpants so festively.
- R32, I don't think anyone here is proposing marriage.
- He should go out one day with nothing on underneath that tire and give the fraus a REAL thrill!
- ask him, he drinks enough miller lite, he might try it
- He looks so much better without his sunglasses (not all men do). He's rather goodlooking and has a terrific smile. Too bad that he shaves.
R31---Ahhhh.....the return of the Tony Stewart troll! Where you been hidin' at? Caught a bit of Daytona practice where you were dry humping Manica Patrick---looking good!
Yes, you DO look absolutely delish in your El Montery suit that you wore at 'Dega last year! WOOF!
- He's a hottie
As long as he doesn't breast feed in public, I'm ok with it.
- Great chest and arms and a nice smile but it's the thighs that put him over the edge. Wow.
- a perfect package. I wonder if he would suck cock
- R44 - NO!
- He's pudgy and old so OF COURSE he'd go over well here.
- He's fit-fat.
- R46 has an eating disorder and no friends.
- more pics, please!
- project much r48? Are you fat?
- I need to see his ass
- r47 It looks like the fit is losing.
- I didn't realize the world needed an answer to The Naked Cowboy.
- Your wish is my command, R49!
- back view
- I'd LOVE to sniff and then lick his armpits
- A Tire Man-decorated Winnie!
- Photo-OP with country music's Eddie Montgomery
- Can I sneak a peek under that tire?
- side view of the TITS!
- Tire Man in civies
- Check out all the horndogs snapping photos in the background!
It figures---a Dale Sr. fan!
- Morgana, the sporting event interrupting gal with the enormous tits is banned from events only to be replaced by a bunch of naked guys. The Denver Broncos has some nude in a barrel that's a fan favorite there. I think he may have died though.
- Rock n Roll!!
- "All this and I can host, too!"
- His breasts are clearly bigger than hers
- "I'm even featured in magazines!"
- "These lights are NOT a representation of my balls."
- He's either stretching or doing that awkward dance that people do when they CANNOT dance
- Welcome to the Gun Show, bitches
- Rock n Roll Pt. II
- Fixin' up some gumbo (and look at the hairy armpit)
- Trying his hand at open mic
- pt. 2
- Jesus, when he's dressed he dresses like Larry the Cable Guy.
- This thread is all one poster.
- Is he bald?
- Who knew this would be the most photographed person since Marilyn Monroe.
- Me too, R51
- Not exactly, R81.
- R81 are you the hall monitor? Everyone hates hall monitors.
So fucking what. The pics are fun and a lot of us like them.
- Don't worry about that constipated killjoy, R86. He's but a blip on our radar.
- Hmm I wonder if he would consider becomimg a fan of the Tour De France?
- In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.
- [quote]In most threads, if there were one poster making a disproportionate share of posts, people would be bitching.
Yes, some would be bitching -- but not everyone is that ignorant, r89. We've got too many hall monitors and too many trolldar trolls.
If someone has something to add to the discussion or add to our enjoyment, they should be able to post all they want.
- I'm totally obsessed with this stud now, thanks for all the photos!
- He's bloated fat. The standards for some here are warped.
- Justin Bieber would kick his ass
- Even with a smallish cock, he'd still rock my world.
- He should present his hole
- Here's R92
- Here is the Facebook page.
- R92 just wolfed down a works pizza and ralphed it back up.
- THIGHS! (From the looks of it, I think he's wearing bikini briefs)
- Mmm hmm
- Perfect pecs
- His skin almost has a creamy consistency. I bet he tastes like sweat and sweet milk.
- I bet he's kinda rank ans sweaty from standing around drinking beer, probably a bit beery drunk and nasty too - JUST like I like them!
- LOL R106, I'd like to personally find out.
- Happy to oblige, R91
- Check out the chick in the truck wearing the funky shades. She can't stare hard enough.
- I wonder if these chicks can smell his manliness?
- he's probably dumb as a hammers but his smile is great.
- That it is, R111
- [quote]He's bloated fat.
No, he's not.
You, however, have an eating disorder.
- Friday Talladega Tire man bump
- The smile does work wonders for him.
And of course he smells. Imagine if you were walking around nearly naked wearing a fucking tire and getting beer spilled on you by NASCAR idiots.
- I love him.
Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.
- [quote]Wonder if he's aware that guys find him hot.
Anyone who walks around naked with a tire around their waist knows there are men looking too.
- What R117 said. He probably gets turned on by the fact that dudes ogle him as much as women.
The Talladega Tire Man says "Cheers to the freakin' weekend!"
- He might even only be straight when sober
- One can hope, R119.
- Now I'm curious what he looks like without a tire
- I'm guessing he's hung thickly with a nice meaty butt.
- the butt part intrigues me
- OK, so this guy's got a schtick that probably gets him pussy when he needs it and blow jobs when pussy ain't available.
It' would hotter if the started wearing a tire that's not as wide, offering a better glimpse of his upper thighs and lower an the abs (oh, wait, what abs? The tire he wears hides the tire he's created drinking all that shit domestic brew).
- He'd probably get kicked out of the race track if he galavanted around wearing a smaller tire. Indecency and all.
- This is the first time anyone's posted a man on DL that turned my crank. He is easily the hottest man I've looked at in a good while. Dumb and fun, with a pair of thighs and pecs that are mouthwatering. Chances are the ass and the dick aren't all that impressive, since he clearly likes showing off, but I'll learn to deal with it over time, if he'll just keep those meaty legs on my shoulders.
- Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention.
- And who voted you president of beauty standards?
- Yes, r127, because there's nothing at all gay about a bunch of men lusting after a blue collar type. The very idea!
- We wanted me. BAD. I just couldn't...
- R127 is insanely jealous, and hates the fact that NOBODY EVER gives him attention, even though he tries very hard. BYE!!!
- You're welcome, R126!
- We need to have this thread posted on gawker so that he finds out who his new admirers are
- Maybe he can invite us all to the next races!
- NSFW, R96! I almost got in trouble at work for that. Please be sure to label next time!
- How old he?
- he's legal, that's my only concern
- Fuck off, R135
- We're not all into hairdressers and florists.
"Isn't this still a gay board? Why is this kind of unattractive, blue collar nonsense even rewarded with attention."
- I don't open any DL links at work. You should have known r135.
- It wasn't even a link, R140. It was embedded. All I did was scroll down and BAMN there it was! I could have gotten fired. But I'm not assigning blame. All I'm asking is for you to be more careful next time.
- Well then, R141, it wouldn't have mattered if it was labeled or not. The picture would have been there regardless.
- But I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.
more about the Tire guy, please
- [quote]I wouldn't have scrolled further if I had seen a NSFW! Get it now, dummy? Always be courteous and warn.
That's bullcrap! You know damn well that a single line over a photo would be barely noticed. If you're stupid enough to be looking at a nearly nude tire man while at work, a NSFW warning won't make the slightest difference for any other photos in the thread. You're cheating your employer by surfing DL at work so you deserve no consideration.
- R143 is a pain in the fucking ass. Change your settings bitch and shut the fuck up.
- the twink photo wasn't even that pornographic, what is the fuss about?
- Who's up for going down to the races and approaching the Talladega Tire Man with a deal...?
- Ooo la la la
- Hunky Personified
- Who's hotter?
- LuRVE!!!! This hunk
- Now you know he would bash your brains out in front of his buddies, then fuck your brains out behind the barn....dumb arses.....
- I am appalled that this is what passes as an object of lust on DL these days. He's a low brow redneck who revels in red state nonsense. Plus he's fat and tacky and more at home at a race track than a museum gala.
- R154, maybe but his personality type says, "bottom" to me
- Why wouldn't that NOT turn you on Mary-lady/r155?
- He's not into him, R157, because he's into waifer-thin twinks.
- what ever floats your boat. I love me some fit-fat Talladega Tire Men!
- I note in a couple pix he's got a little spare tire thing going on but he's still hot so he can work it.
- But I'm looking for a date to the symphony.
- He looks like he'd feel clammy ... In bed
- I'll bet he's got a mixture scent of sweat, rubber from that tire and maybe sun tan lotion. After a few brewski's he might be game for anything.
I wonder if he ever gets a boner walking around nearly naked.
- he seems like a gets a boner from getting felt up by every passer-by.
- Well, his nips stay hard, and it's not even cold out, so that's a good sign.
- He doesn't have to wear a rubber when he fucks me!
- I bet he's packing
- Someone with photoshop should do a bunch of fake nudes with him.
- Great Idea!
- You don't prefer mystery, R168?
- no, I need IT ALL
- People like R135 are so fucking dumb. Take responsibility for your own actions, you idiot. Here's an idea: you're at work, how about you actually do some?!
Plus, don't kid yourself that you're being at all discreet - all the guys in IT know what you're up to, dumbass.
- I wonder if his poor wife follows him around in the crowd just to make sure some of the frisky "NASCAR-ettes" don't try to cop a feel.
Well, the women and OP, that is.
The woman is a saint to let this dolt do this. I wonder if they have kids? Any children could very easily be mortified at their father's race track notoriety.
- no, they probably think it's funny, not everyone is a prissy mary like you.
- I'll bet he wears a little posing pouch underneath that tire otherwise the people standing next to him in the pics would be looking down into the tire.
- a nice thick bod
- OP -- you are obsessing and you need help.
This is not healthy.
Stop bumping this thread. We get it -- you think he's hot 'n' thick.
Log off your computer, go outside, walk around.
Get a life.
- someone needs to get photoshopping.
- A friend who works in speedway corporate hdq. says Tire Man Chris MacNicol is about 38 years old. Went to his first race in collage for the party aspect. Married college sweetheart and has two sons, about 6 and 8. Works in sales for medical supplies (breathing apparatus, etc.)
- [quote]Went to his first race in collage
Whoa! At least it's correct in the next sentence.
- he likes to party
- R177, F U C K Y O U
Who the hell are you anyway, the Datalounge police? I will post what I want and when I want to. I can't help it if you're jealous of the Tire Man. YOU are the one who took the time to come into this thread and notice my "obsession". Why don't you follow your own fucking advice and step away from YOUR computer, and while you're at it, put the Coke and Cheetos down.
Laughing at the miserable queens on this site
- A little something else for the nitwit at R177
- 182 --
Just for you, I have arranged for free tickets to the Aarons Dream Weekend in May.
Your tickets will be at the Will-Call on the left side of the ticket windows.
I would be nothing without my fans.
I appreciate your sending me this thread.
- Wow, must be awful to be so miserable, R177/R184
Here's another one for ya, R184!
- He's a cutie. Keep it up, OP, I love toying with the pissy trolls and twinks.
- LOL me too. Their misery is my joy. And, as such...
- HUBBA HUBBA
- I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!
- TGIF with the Dude who knows how to party!
- Yeah baby!!
- What have I told you about this obsession?
Now quit it and get help.
Ask yer ole mom to take you somewhere.
- Still haven't let go of that bitter hate, eh, R192? Get out and get some exercise, bub.
OP: You flatter yourself that I care enough about you to hate.
No, I'm merely expressing the concern one has for another human being obsessed to the point of idiocy.
The object of your obsession is an attention-craving fit-fatty walking around wearing a fucking automobile tire in Jeezus Land.
Your boy's a goomer and you're apparently a pusillanimous piece of shit.
- ^^Aww, poor thing. Just because you look like this...
...doesn't give you the right to be an asshole.
- Here's another one for ya, R194. Just imagine his middle finger up instead and, there you go!
- Story of OP's life.
- Too late, fatboy R197! Wow, dude, you must harbor a lot of resentment for that guy who dumped you and/or just good-looking people in general. For you to actually come BACK into and hijack a thread that bothered you so much in the first place says a lot about you.
Truly feeling pitty for the obese, sexless troll @ 184, 192, 194, 197
- It's over between us, OP.
I just can't deal with your obsession.
I'll put your stuff out on the street.
Please, promise me -- you'll get help.
- for the record, OP isn't the ONLY one obsessed with this stud.
- Exactly, R200. That troll is just MAD. LOL.
- Oh no, you're not obsessed too, are you, R200?!
Both you AND OP -- wow!
- See 198. Keep up!
- I love to see this thread get bumped because it makes the whacko troll's head explode.
- humpy bumpy
- LOL, agreed, R205.
- beautiful hunky hunk bump
- great smile
- Here, R135/R136/R141/R143:
Being courteous and warning, I will say it has your persona written all over it. so NSFW, I guess.
- He's BAAACK!
- The fact that he seems to be such a happy fella only adds to his sexiness.
- Mmm hmmm, R212.
- Tire men are hot
- Happy Friday Muhhfuggerz!!
- the smile makes me melt every time
- Happy Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!
- All that and he can SANG, too.
- Chillin' with his pops...
- His smile makes me wet
- His bod makes me hard
- bump for beef
- OMG..I fucked him once.
- All that beer drinking is going to catch up with him. And I hate the hat.
- The hat shows he doesn't take himself too seriously. Th beer shows he likes having a good time! R223, do tell!
- Well R225, I think the hat shows he's balding and the beer shows he has a drinking problem.
still cute enough ....
- I wonder what he smells like at the end of a long day carousing the speedway.
- Balding and a drinking problem are fine with me
- Bump for a Talladega Friday!
- Seems like a nice guy.
- The smile wins me over
- TOO BUTCH!
- HE'S a HOT DADDY!
- I just want to wrap my mouth around these teets and suckle until I draw milk, or manjuice, or something!
- HOT DADDY INDEED!
- U know he must've seen this thread
If he dropped the Goodyear he'd still have a tire around his waist
- R237 is VERY envious. It's okay, boo.
- Envious of some fat straight guy that looks like a roided no necked lump?
Yes, of course, that's it.
- Fat and 'roided at the same time, R240? Pick one or the other, dear. I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.
- R223, did he squeal like a girl when you fucked him, or did he just non-chalantly ask for you to pass him his michelob ultra?
- It's boring now. Same pose, same everything. He needs to change his tire (HA !!)
- [quote] I have a feeling that, if he was gay, he likely wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway.
Thank goodness. Now I don't have to get that tetanus booster!
- OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !?
Wow. And pitiful.
- He's still hot, fellas
- [quote]OP is STILL stuck on this deep fried tire tool .... !? Wow. And pitiful.
Who the fuck asked you?
- Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?
- [quote]Who the fuck asks you to keep bumping this ridiculous thread, buttwipe?
Here's a novel idea, shithead, since apparently you don't have the capacity to think rationally. If you have a problem with the thread, don't click on it. Simple.
- Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.
- [quote]Don't bump it, shithook, unless you don't want comments from DLers.
I will bump the thread any time I damn well please. If something about that bothers you, then tough shit. In fact, from now on, whenever I bump this thread, it will be dedicated to you and the cooze at R246 and R249
- Are you the fucking Tire Tool?
- I'd lick and rim him till kingdom come
- Me too, R255!
- In shorts
- "Before I let you go, I'd just like to ask if I could see what's underneath your tire..."
- a perfect build for a man, no more muscles and no thinner, PLEASE
- He asked his Facebook followers earlier today what should he do now that he has the day off? I can think of a few things...
- take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.
- There's an idea!
- Love the tire man.
- Me too!
- he seems less enthused about her presence than she his
- She just wanted to cop a feel. I'll bet her hand is reaching down into the tire.
- [quote]take off the tire and start his crash course in anal sex.
Get in line!
- Happy Labor Day Weekend!
- He's the definition of fit-fat and I desperately want to do him...
- R268, the guys in the photo except for TTM look like they just swallowed glass.
- Those guys are just jealous
- L-o-o-o-k kids, it's the Talladega Tire Tool!
- R273 is one of the glass-eatin' guys.
- muscular and happy!
- I think he is hot.
- He is SCORCHING hot
- Who is the Talladega Tire Man endorsing for POTUS ?? Romney would be my guess.
- I would forgve him if he'd let me taste his teats (among other things)
- I would too, I'm a slut that way
- His tits are more than a mouthful
- They are delicious. He's my favorite.
- Mmmm, delicious indeed.
- Hot Stuff!
- Not only great tits and great thighs, I bet he has a hot ass!
- Luv his pecs
- me too, perfect
- too bad his legs are so fucked up, scarred and look shaved
- Yeah, but I love the shape of them.
- His legs look great to me.
- Everything about this thick, smooth, big-titted hunk of flesh looks great.
- I would feast on those tits for days.
- Me too. I'll bet they taste like cream.
- I can't get enough of this hot guy
- Nips need a hard chewing.
Chewy McNip sez: "Suckle 'em! Twist 'em! Bite 'em HARD!"
- What a hottie!