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Why Tim Tebow doesn't have a girlfriend...

He is "too busy with football and life" for a girlfriend and "it's hard."

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by Anonymousreply 304March 20, 2018 4:34 PM

Tim, even [italic]I[/italic] have a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2012 8:22 PM

I have girlfriends all the time.

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2012 8:25 PM

I married my girlfriend before she even had time to become my girlfriend. Wives do much more to kill those nasty, unnatural rumors than girlfriends do.

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2012 8:28 PM

Fag

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2012 8:29 PM

".. then he quickly changed the subject." I think this interview qualifies as having Gay written all over it.

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2012 8:34 PM

Okay DL, we officially have a Tim Tebow troll!!!

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2012 8:35 PM

There are over 5000 comments on the article at OP's link.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2012 8:40 PM

I'm sure he believes God had chosen him to be a Great Athlete. So he's a little closer to Heaven than you or I. He's waiting for his Christian Goddess.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2012 8:48 PM

Liberace never had a girlfriend either.

by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2012 8:52 PM

DL hatred of Tibow is so damn funny. Most of you would drop to your knees and suck him dry, if you could. What a bunch of BS.

by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2012 8:56 PM

[quote] Most of you would drop to your knees and suck him dry, if you could.

I think the point of this thread is that he might go for it.

by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2012 9:01 PM

He probably can't just "date around". If he smiles at a woman twice he probably has to marry her. So yeah, if I were hin (and/or closeted) I wouldn't have time either.

by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2012 9:05 PM

What denomination does Tebow follow? Lutheran, Methodist, etc

Certain denominations have lots of repressed gay men.

by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2012 9:06 PM

Seems like he actually helps a lot of poor people. I think people have a problem with him because he lives his christian beliefs.

by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2012 9:37 PM

Jesus is his boyfriend:)

by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2012 9:40 PM

R12 - there are plenty of Carrie Prejeans around who'd gladly play chaste until their lovely outdoor nuptials in the Hamptons.

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2012 9:41 PM

R14. Yes, and he wears his beliefs on his sleeve. It's rather nauseating.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2012 9:41 PM

R10/14...fuck off fundie.

Of course he's closeted. But closeted what? He keeps saying he's a virgin, and we all know that's bullshit. He's trying to hide the fact that either...

A. He is a virgin and a closet case or

B. He's had sex with women and is a hypocrite.

He's a fundie. It could be either or both.

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2012 9:43 PM

And I believe it's both. People like this are always incredibly wild behind the scenes. My guess is he'll fuck anything, including a sheep or two.

by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2012 9:48 PM

Who does he think about when he jerks off in the shower?

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2012 9:50 PM

From the article:

[quote] So for now, Tebow said, he's single. He devotes his spare time to discussions with his Florida pastor and reaching out to the sick and less fortunate.

Is that what they call it now, "discussions"?

by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2012 9:54 PM

Maybe he sees the mistakes made by people like Kobe Bryant and is being careful.

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2012 10:02 PM

Because he has likely never dated, I'd be willing to bet that he's probably terrified of the prospect. And, if he's closeted, then that would make it all the worse.

by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2012 10:07 PM

Tebow = the very definition of trying to "pray away the gay".

by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2012 10:13 PM

My guess is that he's thinking about the guy who was just next to him in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2012 10:15 PM

He's so gross - rough and bearded.

by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2012 10:26 PM

[quote]He is "too busy with football and life" for a girlfriend and "it's hard."

That should have read:

"too busy cruising truck stop gloryholes in search of anonymous cocksucking"

Tebow is a deeply closeted man, whose self-loathing is made all the worse by his religion.

by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2012 10:29 PM

I would definitely suck him off!

by Anonymousreply 28January 15, 2012 12:40 AM

I'm getting "Page Not Found" on the OP's link.

by Anonymousreply 29January 15, 2012 12:44 AM

Pings to high heaven.

by Anonymousreply 30January 15, 2012 12:46 AM

Girls, girls, he thinks you're all going to burn in hell.

by Anonymousreply 31January 15, 2012 12:47 AM

If Tim Tebow tried to seduce me, you think I would turn him down?

by Anonymousreply 32January 15, 2012 12:47 AM

How many straight men who are celibate would want a girlfriend? What for?

by Anonymousreply 33January 15, 2012 12:49 AM

His lisp is gayer than a Prada handbag on Pride Day.

by Anonymousreply 34January 15, 2012 1:08 AM

It took the Effeminacy Promotion Council 34 replies to show up?

by Anonymousreply 35January 15, 2012 1:42 AM

Why does anybody care? He's not family and he isn't hurting anybody. How hypocritical to not allow people to live and let live. How many of you belong to the Westboro Baptist Church, because you are acting like them.

by Anonymousreply 36January 15, 2012 1:46 AM

It took the Effeminate Rightwing Closet Case Supporters 35 posts to show up?

by Anonymousreply 37January 15, 2012 2:03 AM

1-800CHRISTIANMINGLE

by Anonymousreply 38January 15, 2012 2:06 AM

Uh oh... we have an upset effeminate at r37.

You can tell it's an effeminate by the dishonesty and projection. And only effeminates use the term "closet case." Seriously, have you EVER heard anyone non-eff say that?

by Anonymousreply 39January 15, 2012 2:11 AM

Broncos are being destroyed. I don't have to hear about Tebowing for a few months.

by Anonymousreply 40January 15, 2012 2:11 AM

Link doesn't work. Did his lawyers have it taken down?

by Anonymousreply 41January 15, 2012 2:13 AM

Hey, faggot "effemiate"-obsessed nutbag:

Being obese and ugly and an obsessive reichwing closet case football fan doesn't make you anything, particularly butch.

You faggot.

by Anonymousreply 42January 15, 2012 2:19 AM

I thank God that with all of his worshipers who'd want him running for president one day, he can't.

Unlike Obama, he WASN'T born in the US.

by Anonymousreply 43January 15, 2012 2:24 AM

[quote]What denomination does Tebow follow? Lutheran, Methodist, etc

Snake handling.

by Anonymousreply 44January 15, 2012 2:31 AM

I feel sorry for any young person raised in an idiotic, obsessive, fact-free, religious family. All the mixed messages, obsession about magical thinking, and useless dogma, mixed with a repressive attitude about the actual world around them doesn't exactly help kids to flourish. Add to that the intense pressure of professional sports, and I see a very troubled young person.

by Anonymousreply 45January 15, 2012 2:44 AM

Tonight, he's Tom Brady's bitch.

by Anonymousreply 46January 15, 2012 2:47 AM

LOL, R46.

Separately, I didn't know Tebow was left handed.

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by Anonymousreply 47January 15, 2012 2:51 AM

[quote]I thank God that with all of his worshipers who'd want him running for president one day, he can't. Unlike Obama, he WASN'T born in the US.

Actually, he is considered a natural-born U.S. citizen, and thus eligible to run for President, because -- while he was born in the Philippines -- both of his parents were United States citizens.

by Anonymousreply 48January 15, 2012 2:52 AM

R48, HE has to be born on US soil, regardless of where his parents were born.

by Anonymousreply 49January 15, 2012 2:59 AM

I am so tired of everyone in my family worshiping at the alter of Tebow. Liking Tim Tebow doesn't make you a better Christian or bring you any closer to Jesus. For fuck's sake this is pretty much idolatry which is a sin, apparently one they are blissfully unaware of.

So glad that lying bastard lost today. If you are stupid enough to think god wants him to win I can't help you. God wanting Tebow to win would mean he also wanted the other team to lose, last I checked God isn't suppose to wish bad things on others. Also, it completely strips credit away from those who deserve it on the Bronco's. Any real fan would know that this season the Bronco's were most often winning in spite of that arrogant clown.

My 15 year old little brother just chewed me out for saying "I guess there weren't any miracles today". His opinion is that anyone who doesn't like Tim Tebow must be evil and dead inside. No, I am just not a supporter of hero worship, I guess that's a concept too developed for his sports obsessed 15 year old mind. This is the last time I spend my break at home.

by Anonymousreply 50January 15, 2012 3:04 AM

R50, eventually, the opinions of 15-year-olds won't be too important to you.

by Anonymousreply 51January 15, 2012 3:10 AM

[quote]HE has to be born on US soil, regardless of where his parents were born.

Not accurate. Under 8 U.S.C. Section 1401, he is considered a natural-born citizen of the United States.

According to an April 3, 2009, memorandum to Congress from the Congressional Research Service (CRS):

[quote]Considering the history of the constitutional qualifications provision, the common use and meaning of the phrase "natural-born subject" in England and in the Colonies in the 1700s, the clause's apparent intent, the subsequent action of the first Congress in enacting the Naturalization Act of 1790 (expressly defining the term "natural born citizen" to include a person born abroad to parents who are United States citizens), as well as subsequent Supreme Court dicta, it appears that the most logical inferences would indicate that the phrase "natural born Citizen" would mean a person who is entitled to U.S. citizenship "at birth" or "by birth."

by Anonymousreply 52January 15, 2012 3:14 AM

Now would be the time for Jesus to prove he loves him more than Tom "out of wedlock" Brady.

by Anonymousreply 53January 15, 2012 3:17 AM

[quote]worshiping at the [bold]alter[/bold] of Tebow.

Oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 54January 15, 2012 3:22 AM

Looking at all of those cameras surrounding Tebow after a mediocre performance, I'm now convinced he is the Sarah Palin of football. Undeserved attention.

by Anonymousreply 55January 15, 2012 3:27 AM

It's not his opinion I care about r51. I am getting brow beat by him and my mother for disagreeing. My mother even told me I wasn't setting a good example. I honestly don't know how I was raised in such an environment without coming out as dismissive and disrespectful as they are. I think I'll head back to campus early, I just don't fit in with them anymore.

by Anonymousreply 56January 15, 2012 3:30 AM

I love how the fundie freaks are worshiping at the altar of a big, burly, closeted HOMOSEXUAL!!!

Bwahahahahahaha. It really doesn't get any better than this.

by Anonymousreply 57January 15, 2012 3:33 AM

LMAO! This thread is fuckin hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 58January 15, 2012 3:48 AM

[quote]How hypocritical to not allow people to live and let live.

They're not so good on the "let live" part of the deal, are they? They want to impose their religious convictions on everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 59January 15, 2012 4:01 AM

Don't know if this has been posted, but this is Tebow a year ago. SO FLAMINGLY GAY!!!

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by Anonymousreply 60January 15, 2012 4:05 AM

[quote]last I checked God isn't suppose to wish bad things on others

Are you fucking kidding us?

by Anonymousreply 61January 15, 2012 4:05 AM

Wow--is that for real, R60? I've never noticed him sound like that.

by Anonymousreply 62January 15, 2012 4:10 AM

[quote]My 15 year old little brother just chewed me out

I bet he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 63January 15, 2012 4:15 AM

[quote]Don't know if this has been posted, but this is Tebow a year ago.

No, not a year ago, it is from two months ago. (And, yes, it is real.) That does not, however, change what he sounds like or the fact that he can't stop flapping his hands around.

by Anonymousreply 64January 15, 2012 4:28 AM

lol r61, of course you are correct there. I think my point was that at every "modern" church I've attended since birth, it is preached that God does not bring bad things into the lives of his people whether they choose to follow him or not.

Every bit of suffering mentioned in the bible is somehow blamed on "the devil" by the churches I have attended. Even God's ordered destruction of Jericho and its inhabitants.

See article at link, it's wordy and ridiculous, but essentially boils down to the author asserting that the Cannaanites suffered because Satan wanted to derail god's plan. It's these sort of things that further my belief that the bible is nothing more than an elaborate work of science fiction. The disciples were most likely L. Ron Hubbard's ancestors.

Any way Tebow is over rated and I have the utmost respect for Christians who actually practice their religion rather than manipulating it to boost their ego.

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by Anonymousreply 65January 15, 2012 4:41 AM

The video at R60 is real, but the voice appears to have been "adjusted." Or his lisping enhanced.

The following video appears to be part of the same interview at R60, but notice the difference in the voice. Compare the video background and what he is wearing in both videos. They appear identical. Both videos were posted at about the same time.

It makes sense that the voice in R60 may have been altered because we can't find another post game interview that sounds quite like that.

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by Anonymousreply 66January 15, 2012 4:50 AM

I posted the video, but after seeing this other video it appears it may have been altered. Were the hand movements altered?

by Anonymousreply 67January 15, 2012 4:57 AM

Dear Lord, did anyone else see poor Tebow scanning the field so he could give Brady a hug?

It was sad in a lost repressed homosexual puppy kind of way.

by Anonymousreply 68January 15, 2012 5:00 AM

R60...OMG! Aaaaand...JAZZ HANDS! Annnnd...more JAZZ HANDS!

by Anonymousreply 69January 15, 2012 5:01 AM

It's unknown whether the hand movements were altered since the video at R66 doesn't cover the same moments as R60.

The big deal is that blogs like Outsports.com are making a case that he may be gay based in part on the video at R60, and that video may be tainted.

Here is how Cyd Zeigler Jr at Outsports analyzes the video at R60 for us:

"But there’s more to the “Tim Tebow gay” speculation than just the religious aspect.

"Certainly there are many gay men who don’t fall into certain stereotypes; Stereotypes are by no means a de facto indicator of sexual orientation. But I’ve found over time there are few straight men who do fall into them. So when I see a video like this, it really gives me pause."

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by Anonymousreply 70January 15, 2012 5:05 AM

Oh god...the video could have also been altered the OTHER WAY, to minimize the lisp. Which seems far more likely.

by Anonymousreply 71January 15, 2012 5:10 AM

Sounds identical in the videos what r u fools seeing?

Gay. Final answer.

by Anonymousreply 72January 15, 2012 5:11 AM

I don't understand the dissing of Tim Tebow, when he is clearly the most handsomest and sexiest player of the NFL.

by Anonymousreply 73January 15, 2012 5:11 AM

Is Tim Tebow gorgeous or what?

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by Anonymousreply 74January 15, 2012 5:13 AM

No, he's NOT. He's fugly. One good picture doesn't alter his ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 75January 15, 2012 5:17 AM

What's wrong with that, OP?

by Anonymousreply 76January 15, 2012 5:21 AM

"the video could have also been altered the OTHER WAY, to minimize the lisp. Which seems far more likely."

There are a hundred videos of Tebow talking in interviews on YouTube, and one very exaggerated lisping video (at R60). And your idea is that they altered the other 100?

But of course you're right. The alteration of the other 100 videos is "far more likely."

He's very, very, very gay just as you say.

by Anonymousreply 77January 15, 2012 5:29 AM

[quote]the most handsomest and sexiest player of the NFL

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 78January 15, 2012 9:59 AM

I'm certain he jerks off to "sexy" dead Jesus on the cross.

by Anonymousreply 79January 15, 2012 10:19 AM

This entire situation reminds me so much of the Clay Akin situation. He was all Christian and religious etc. and doing good works, and he was "NOT GAY!"

Then he got busted by some guy he paid for sex right? The guy blackmailed him or thought they had a "relationship" or something? So I'm just gonna sit back and wait.

What I cannot stand about Tebow is the way he is sopublically religious. There is always something wrong with these guys who embrace religion so zealously and publically. Always. Every single one you can think of has been a sexually repressed closet case, soliciting online, or in men's rooms, or thru their position.

by Anonymousreply 80January 15, 2012 10:42 AM

Sidney Crosby doesn't talk about religion, but the 'no girlfriend' part gives him something in common with Tebow

by Anonymousreply 81January 15, 2012 11:09 AM

Even former University of Florida coach Urban Meyer wants a piece of Tebow's ass!

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by Anonymousreply 82January 15, 2012 11:44 AM

Hey, I was the first one to have a piece of Tebow's hot ass! Why no love for me??

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by Anonymousreply 83January 15, 2012 11:45 AM

I think the reason his voice is SO gay in that one video is it was taken right after a momentous football game and game-winning touchdown pass for him. He's much less guarded and careful than he is at other times as a result, caught up in the excitement of the moment....

by Anonymousreply 84January 15, 2012 11:53 AM

Yes, that can happen, R85.

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by Anonymousreply 85January 15, 2012 11:59 AM

I don't think he's all that bright. Not that he's not a nice guy, but his image is just so perfectly contrived and controlled, and I don't think it's wholly by him. He's nothing more than a televangelist on the football field. What kills me is how so-called Christians trot out Jesus to such an extreme for nothing more than profit. Sooner or later, though, he's going to slip. They all do. Whether it's a gay scandal or Tiger Woods scandal, it'll come out. He'll be another reason why we shouldn't hero worship, but we won't learn.

by Anonymousreply 86January 15, 2012 12:08 PM

After getting waxed by the Patriots I don't expect to hear much of him for a while.

I can't help but like him, though. He is so cute and earnest.

by Anonymousreply 87January 15, 2012 12:27 PM

[quote]I think the reason his voice is SO gay in that one video is it was taken right after a momentous football game and game-winning touchdown pass for him. He's much less guarded and careful than he is at other times as a result, caught up in the excitement of the moment....

I'd say there may be something to that. I heard a clip from the press conference after the wildcard game OT win against the Steelers last Sunday and I thought that he sounded very gay. But in other parts of that same press conference, not so much.

And, this morning the Today show played a portion of some locker room interview after last night's loss to the Pats, and Tebow was lisping all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 88January 15, 2012 12:31 PM

Haha....ITA R88. Taylor Lautner's gay voice is much more prominent when he's, um....exuberant.

by Anonymousreply 89January 15, 2012 12:37 PM

r14, it isn't TT's beliefs; it's his ostentatiousness about them.

by Anonymousreply 90January 15, 2012 12:41 PM

I agree with R87. I can't hate the guy - he's so earnest and donates a lot of his money to help others - and I'm a Pats fan who could not stand the mention of Tebow. I saw before last night's game where he pays for a kid with disabilities to go to a game no matter if Tebow is home or away and meets up with them before and after the game. He seems genuinely sweet and good-hearted. There are so many people worthy of true hatred and Tebow is definitely not one of them.

And I also saw how he was looking for Tom Brady after the game - and that made me sad. I wish Tom could have been more sportsman-like and shook his hand. I think Tom was REALLY pissed that ALL the focus of this game was on Tebow, hence, Tom's better than average (for Tom) performance.

Anyway, Tebow and the Broncos are not a very good team and did not belong in the playoffs last night. It was like watching your high school team play the Patriots. It was pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 91January 15, 2012 1:07 PM

[quote]Why does anybody care?

r36 - This is a gay gossip site and Tebow is an obvious self-loathing closeted homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 92January 15, 2012 1:34 PM

I love his looks. I would so fuck him.

Suck him.

Jerk him off.

And expect he does the same to me.

He's hot. And nice.

But gay.

by Anonymousreply 93January 15, 2012 1:47 PM

Eeeeek!

I never even knew who he was, but now that I've seen all the YouTubes, it's obvious that he's as gay as ribbons on the Maypole.

by Anonymousreply 94January 15, 2012 2:11 PM

"Who does he think about when he jerks off in the shower?"

You're clearly getting excited thinking about Te-bow, his bulbous arrow and his big empty quiver?

by Anonymousreply 95January 15, 2012 2:33 PM

Watch the video on his site of the day in the life stuff.

Verdict: Super-Gay.

So many levels of gay and gay denial.

As a religious bigot/zealot and a football player, Tebow has hit the jackpot of all closets. There he will stay and will be helped in anyway possible to keep him there.

by Anonymousreply 96January 15, 2012 2:40 PM

That's what I think, R96 - he'll be helped by his handlers to maintain his squeaky-clean image. He mentions in one of those youtube videos how the people around him help him stay grounded and, basically, keep him from straying (from God's path). You never hear him talk about politics or gay people, which you know people would ask him about because of his association with Focus on the Family. The only controversial thing he talks about is abortion, but only because it personally affects him. It's an odd way to build a money-making machine, and it never works.

by Anonymousreply 97January 15, 2012 3:04 PM

Here is Tim's new girlfriend-bullet to dodge:

"(Katy Perry has) mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim," a source told OK! Magazine, as reported by Hollywood Life.

"Katy's mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again... In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He's handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian." The source added that her parents, Pastors Keith and Mary Hudson, are trying to set up a meeting between their daughter and the NFL star around the same time they book Tebow to speak at their church, reports The Daily Mail. "

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by Anonymousreply 98January 15, 2012 3:14 PM

[quote] Katy's mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again... In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter.

Tebow would be perfect for Katie only if she's looking for a gay guy, and he's looking to catch a venereal disease.

by Anonymousreply 99January 15, 2012 3:24 PM

[quote]In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. "He's handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian."

Really? Has Mother Perry actually watched any of her daughter's videos from the past few years? Seen one of her concerts, perhaps? Or does mama live in a time warp and think that Katy is still singing that gospel music crap.

by Anonymousreply 100January 15, 2012 3:34 PM

[quote]Katy's mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again

Really? I would think a mother who has her daughter's best interests in mind would suggest she retreat from the limelight to recover from the stress and sadness of a divorce, and do some soul searching as to why things did not work out with Russell.

by Anonymousreply 101January 15, 2012 3:36 PM

Mother Perry needs to slapped for making me think about Tebow and Katie getting their Christian freak on. ICK!

by Anonymousreply 102January 15, 2012 3:45 PM

Damn Tebow is fine!

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by Anonymousreply 103January 15, 2012 3:45 PM

[quote]The only controversial thing he talks about is abortion, but only because it personally affects him.

It affects him because of the story his mother told. Is it true or did she make up a fairytale as a way of keeping him in her control? She's a Fundie and those people are mega-liars.

by Anonymousreply 104January 15, 2012 3:47 PM

Why do I picture Mrs. Tebow as Angela Lansbury's character in The Manchurian Candidate?

by Anonymousreply 105January 15, 2012 4:04 PM

Omg, he's handsome!

by Anonymousreply 106January 15, 2012 4:13 PM

Like Liberace, he simply hasn't found the right girl

by Anonymousreply 107January 15, 2012 4:19 PM

Yes he has, R107 - his mother.

by Anonymousreply 108January 15, 2012 4:22 PM

Hold on, I think my heater sprung a leak - it's hissing. Nope, Tebow in every damned clip linked.

R66, enhancement isn't needed. He makes Aaron Schock sound butch.

by Anonymousreply 109January 15, 2012 4:24 PM

[quote][R66], enhancement isn't needed. He makes Aaron Schock sound butch.

Omg, LOL!

by Anonymousreply 110January 15, 2012 4:27 PM

It has been enhanced and the hand gestures are not his typical style.

by Anonymousreply 111January 15, 2012 5:13 PM

All right, is it true that on his fundie trips to the Philippines to help the poor (or whatever), he does circumcisions on young boys?

(Yes, I know it sounds absurd - some Christian thing presumably)

by Anonymousreply 112January 15, 2012 5:16 PM

link, r112; that's too weird to fathom.

by Anonymousreply 113January 15, 2012 6:37 PM

Yes, R112. He does assist with circumcisions on young boys. In a Tebow thread several weeks ago, there was a photo showing him involved in circumcisions.

I don't have a link to that thread but you're very welcome to search for it.

by Anonymousreply 114January 15, 2012 7:05 PM

[quote]DL hatred of Tibow is so damn funny. Most of you would drop to your knees and suck him dry, if you could. What a bunch of BS.

I don't hate him, but since I am a top (100%, really), first I'd love to screw him. Nice 'n gentle. Trust me, he'd see God, and from then on he'd be on his knees prayin' alright.

I think he's real cute. Real nice mouth. Tim, I swear to the Almighty, I won't tell a soul.

by Anonymousreply 115January 15, 2012 7:34 PM

I've watched Tebow doing interviews and he does do the hand gestures. He's more obvious when he's excited and less guarded. No big deal. I do think he's gay or sexually conflicted and the jazz hands are not the reason why people think he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 116January 15, 2012 7:38 PM

Um, no R101, you know fundies believe in fairy tales.

by Anonymousreply 117January 15, 2012 7:39 PM

R115, go to the video of Tebow working out at R103, and watch his ass as he is squatting down doing "good mornings" at 2:13 to 2:17 mark. Then imagine topping that.

by Anonymousreply 118January 15, 2012 7:47 PM

Of course, people are very busy. Many people have very busy lives, no doubt.

But, if they want to be in relationship, they usually work something out. A companion who understands their situation, or a companion who is also "very busy." Happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 119January 15, 2012 7:48 PM

Tebow seems to equate "practice" with weightlifting. Which is good to do in moderation, but I don't understand why he feels that he needs to get so bulked up, when most of the great QBs are big, but not overly big (Brady, Manning, Brees, Rodgers, etc.). Maybe if he worked on throwing the ball more, he would have better passing mechanics and accuracy, instead of throwing floating, wobbling ducks and connecting on a third of his plays.

by Anonymousreply 120January 15, 2012 7:56 PM

No one, and I mean no one, is ever too busy to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Tebow's gettin' laid by someone(s), somewhere. My guess is by other fella(s), but who knows.

by Anonymousreply 121January 15, 2012 8:11 PM

R120, you're so right. I watched part of the game yesterday and noticed that, when Tebow is on the sidelines, he doesn't study any coverage photos or computer printouts. Tom Brady, on the other hand, is sitting with the QB coach pouring over photos, looking for holes in the defense.

I think the boy is incredibly stupid. He's a muscle head and he's gotten this far in life by using his physicality. He seems to think that's going to continue to pay off for him. And it just might.

Being a Crimson Tide fan, I have hated the guy since he was in college. But I have to admit, I kind of felt a little admiration of him yesterday. Some sportscaster did a segment on how he invites disabled children to be his guests at every game. He spends time with the kids/teens and their families. They interviewed one girl whose face is being eaten away from the inside and she said Tebow has been an inspiration to her. After the Pittsburgh game, he said during the press conference that she had inspired him. I know it's a bunch of maudlin crap but he seemed so genuine and those kids love him. I wish he was less Jesus-y but if he wants to be a role model and actually refrains from doing things because he doesn't want to set a bad example, then I applaud that.

However, I think in private, he is a wild dude. I've seen those photos of him licking his friends, etc.

by Anonymousreply 122January 15, 2012 8:16 PM

Young guys who work out and are in as good as shape as him are always horny as hell. Add in the fact that the hottest women on the planet are constantly throwing themselves at him, and it makes sense that he's gay and suppressing it.

He'll eventually marry some sweet, religious girl and that will be the end of it. He would lose everything if he came out, so he won't. His endorsement deals will reach into the hundreds of millions.

by Anonymousreply 123January 15, 2012 8:23 PM

[quote]They interviewed one girl whose face is being eaten away from the inside and she said Tebow has been an inspiration to her.

He's a Madonna fan? Yep, definitely gay.

by Anonymousreply 124January 15, 2012 8:26 PM

He seems very touchy-feely.

I like that.

by Anonymousreply 125January 15, 2012 8:30 PM

Actually r122 there are a lot of football guys who are involved in charities and outreach etc. But unless you are a fan and follow those guys you wouldn't know cause they aren't Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 126January 15, 2012 8:45 PM

Omg I heard him speak today for the first time in an energy drink ad. He really has a femme voice. Gay!

by Anonymousreply 127January 15, 2012 8:53 PM

. . . because his boyfriend would get jealous?

by Anonymousreply 128January 15, 2012 9:18 PM

I know, r126. I am familiar with the NFL and how they promote their charitable outreach. But there was something about the way he was talking about that girl, it was very sweet and he sounded like a really grounded person. I've not heard a quarterback during a press conference after a huge playoff loss say that he was looking forward to spending time with a disabled girl and her family.

Now you have me defending Tebow and that wasn't my intention at all. I'm just saying that story was touching.

by Anonymousreply 129January 15, 2012 9:52 PM

I'm interested to see how he progresses next year.

At the beginning of this season, most NFL analysts thought he was not very good. Some still do.

But, he took Denver from 2-5 to a play-off spot (though some of the wins in the streak from 2-5 to 8-5 were ugly and the 3-game losing steak to end the season was pretty awful).

He looked very good in upsetting the Steelers and admittedly, he plays with a lot of intensity which other players and fans can feed off of. Good competitor. And, while he's usually (he's had his moments) a very average passer, he is good at picking up yards during a busted play, getting away from the defense and scrambling for yardage pickups, avoiding getting sacked behind the line of scrimmage.

But, he's still not an elite QB by any means. And, I think next year we'll see that. He'll have a few moments, but overall, he'll be just average.

by Anonymousreply 130January 15, 2012 10:42 PM

[quote]I'm interested to see how he progresses next year.

Like a lot of us, he'll probably just take a finger at first and then work up the courage to take an average-sized cock up his ass.

Then his ass will start twitching and he'll be on the prowl for bigger dicks. The gaydar will switch into high gear and those furtive glances from well hung players in the shower will lead to long sessions of quarterback sacking.

After a while, the novelty of plain vanilla sex will wear thin.

He will explore his fantasies (a defensive linemen QB gang bang) and do things like seek out Tom Brady lookalike escorts and trips to New England to get gronked.

Then it's on to drugs and large toys followed by meth-fueled sessions spent in a sling in a dungeon in a Houston suburb, fist after fist up his ass while he is drenched in the piss of college-aged fans recruited for the purpose.

And then the pre-season starts.

by Anonymousreply 131January 15, 2012 11:22 PM

He may not have a girlfriend, but he's getting married, according to the National Enquirer.

Here's a headline in a current issue:

"Tim Tebow: Real-Life Miracles. Plus his hush-hush marriage plan"

Damn straight he's getting married.

by Anonymousreply 132January 16, 2012 1:00 AM

his asshole is too busy getting dildos pushed into it for he to have a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 133January 16, 2012 1:13 AM

"he lives his christian beliefs."

you have no way of knowing this or positing it with such certitude.

by Anonymousreply 134January 16, 2012 1:41 AM

[quote]he lives his christian beliefs.

Posted by a Fundie KKKristian; no doubt a liar like the rest to them.

by Anonymousreply 135January 16, 2012 1:44 AM

That story about his birth is going around again.

Urf.

by Anonymousreply 136January 17, 2012 12:33 PM

Will R129 pay for TaTa's collection of Filippino foreskins?

by Anonymousreply 137January 17, 2012 1:53 PM

Imagine if Tebow was one of those Jews for Jesus. The datalounge servers would be melting. Nobody hates like the gays.

by Anonymousreply 138January 17, 2012 1:58 PM

What right did he have to go to the Philippines and participate in the forced circumcision of boys?

by Anonymousreply 139January 17, 2012 7:43 PM

just because.

by Anonymousreply 140January 17, 2012 8:42 PM

Is this a gorgeous man or what?

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by Anonymousreply 141January 18, 2012 12:55 AM

He'll possibly marry a wholesome young woman who will pour herself into church activities to make up for the lack of affection and attention from him. They will mostly have sex so that their Christian marriage can be blessed with children; or he'll marry some passive and submissive Filipina cutie who won't believe her luck in being able to come to America and live the American dream.

by Anonymousreply 142January 18, 2012 1:05 AM

His ass is probably too loose for most girls.

by Anonymousreply 143January 18, 2012 1:08 AM

two words: power bottom

by Anonymousreply 144January 18, 2012 1:18 AM

What do you mean, R143?

by Anonymousreply 145January 18, 2012 4:59 AM

We're going to have to with the what, r.141 cause that man is nothing to write home about.

by Anonymousreply 146January 22, 2012 4:22 PM

"Sir Timmy held me tight while the creepy American doctor circumcised my Filipino penis."

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by Anonymousreply 147January 22, 2012 4:58 PM

The Xtianity thang is just a cover for those guys. It gets them lily white pussy (while they have whoregies in secret).

by Anonymousreply 148January 22, 2012 5:18 PM

"Virgin" Madonna is going to forget all about her brown boyfriends when she hooks up with 24 year old white football star Tim Tebow. She indicated to the press recently she wants to "show him around New York." They may have already quietly connected from one report. This in spite of her current brown guy. Tim is in New Jersey at football training camp, 27 miles from Madonna's New York City apartment. She is a sex fiend and Tim is a real man and super athlete with an amazing 6' 3" muscular body. Check out his pictures on the Intenet. Also, a huge dick from what a trainer recently let slip. Tebow claims to be a virgin and must have a lot of built up sexual energy to unleash.Tim is a fine gentleman and I believe he wouldn't do anything improper with ladies he's dated like Taylor Swift, Lindsey Vonn, or Lolo Jones. He would date,escort them home, and say goodnight. I think a sluttish woman like Madonna will be a real temptation. He must know by now she is hot for him. We've seen well known married ministers fall for that type in the past. Tim is single and at his sexual peak. I won't be surprised if they hook up by Summer. She will have met her match sexually. He'll fuck the daylights out of her, stretching and pounding that hot pussy! And what training she will give him. She should be past child bearing age. If not he'll be a Daddy in around nine months. It would be interesting to see a music video with them making out. Stay tuned.

by Anonymousreply 149May 31, 2012 5:44 AM

Lolo Jones has stated that Tim has a "secret girlfriend" that he does not talk about. Load of bullshit!

by Anonymousreply 150May 31, 2012 12:22 PM

So when liberals wear their beliefs on their sleeve it's attractive, but conservatives, not so much? Depends on where you stand.

Tebow may indeed be sexually conflicted, but he is a sincere young man who does a lot of good and you can see it in his kindness to those less fortunate. At least give him credit for trying to live what he believes.

I don't think he's spewing fundie homophobia - give the man some credit. And I think he's gorgeous too!

by Anonymousreply 151May 31, 2012 12:31 PM

No one knows if Tebow is sincere, so stop being an idiot.

A few weeks ago he took pictures with some actresses wearing stage costumes and his people promptly told the actress to take down the picture from Twitter b/c it was 'bad for' Tim Tebow's 'image'. Being a hypocrite who takes pics with scantily clad actresses and then getting huffy and telling people to take those pics down b/c they would upset his image, makes him INSINCERE and a fake ass bitch working his brand and the publicity machine just like all other starlets and Hollywood desperatees.

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by Anonymousreply 152May 31, 2012 2:41 PM

A "secret girlfriend." They are the best kind to have!!!

by Anonymousreply 153May 31, 2012 8:11 PM

He dates a lot of women, that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Why should he tie himself down to one bitch.

by Anonymousreply 154June 1, 2012 9:03 AM

[quote]He dates a lot of women, that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Why should he tie himself down to one bitch.

Riiiiiight, frau. "women" LOL

by Anonymousreply 155June 1, 2012 11:58 AM

Tim Tebow pings. He has gay voice, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 156June 1, 2012 10:49 PM

In Hollywood, the usual answers in the 30s and 40s were: I haven't found the right girl yet. I have to take care of my Mother. I'm too busy making movies to have a "love life".

by Anonymousreply 157June 1, 2012 10:53 PM

What is a power bottom? I see this all the time on Adam4Adam...I mean what does a bottom have to do but just roll over and keep still till I cum? GEESH.

by Anonymousreply 158June 1, 2012 10:55 PM

Perhaps Tim Tebow is Sidney Crosby's boyfriend.

That might explain why neither one of them has a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 159June 1, 2012 10:57 PM

I would fuck this hunk into another universe..and then back and then roll him over and suck him off..can you imagine his warm cum? OH GOD.

by Anonymousreply 160June 1, 2012 10:57 PM

Cesare Romero once told an interviewer that because he was Catholic he had never married because of the high divorce rate in Hollywood and divorce was against his religion. I thought that was pretty lame.

by Anonymousreply 161June 1, 2012 11:45 PM

Are there any revealing photos of this hunk online? I need some new jackoff material...ASAP. Just a chest or ass shot would do it for me.....please post link if you can.

by Anonymousreply 162June 1, 2012 11:50 PM

r158 = fake top

by Anonymousreply 163June 2, 2012 12:08 AM

BECAUSE HE'S A SELF RIGHTEOUS RELIGIOUS NUT CLOSETED GAY

by Anonymousreply 164September 21, 2012 10:59 AM

He is so hot. I don't care how super Fundie he is. HOT.

by Anonymousreply 165September 22, 2012 8:47 AM

Tim Tebow tweet:

I expect an early lead for Obama.

Until Republicans get off work....

# Romney Ryan

by Anonymousreply 166November 6, 2012 1:10 AM

^^^^Bullshit. Tebow has not expressed his views on the election.

by Anonymousreply 167November 6, 2012 1:28 AM

Tebow never made any comments about the election.

by Anonymousreply 168November 6, 2012 1:31 AM

This is his college girlfriend. What straight guy wouldn't be sucking those teets, eating puss, and fuckin it? He must be seriously fucked up if he didn't cuz every straight guy would have overwhelming urges to pounce.

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by Anonymousreply 169November 6, 2012 1:39 AM

He liked her, but was not totally into her.

by Anonymousreply 170November 6, 2012 1:59 AM

I'll be his girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 171November 6, 2012 7:14 AM

Poor guy. Controlling mother pushing him in a career situation where he can't be who he really wants to be. All he's going to do is a lot of shrinks happy and rich with all the issues he piling up in that home schooled brain of his.

by Anonymousreply 172November 6, 2012 7:47 AM

he is piling up in that ...

by Anonymousreply 173November 6, 2012 7:53 AM

[quote]This is his college girlfriend. What straight guy wouldn't be sucking those teets, eating puss, and fuckin it? He must be seriously fucked up if he didn't cuz every straight guy would have overwhelming urges to pounce.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 174November 6, 2012 7:54 AM

He's so obviously gay in every way.

by Anonymousreply 175November 6, 2012 8:14 AM

He certainly has gay voice.

One of the first things I noticed.

by Anonymousreply 176November 6, 2012 8:17 AM

Have that first Tebow load in your arse

by Anonymousreply 177November 6, 2012 8:22 AM

Bossy bottom boy.

by Anonymousreply 178November 6, 2012 11:06 AM

I heard Joe Jonas call Tebow a fag and then Joe says, "Let's take off our shirts and go in private to discuss this matter further."

by Anonymousreply 179November 6, 2012 11:41 AM

Post-election bump

by Anonymousreply 180November 7, 2012 1:48 PM

So is he really "dating" Camilla Belle?

by Anonymousreply 181November 7, 2012 1:51 PM

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by Anonymousreply 182October 14, 2013 9:30 PM

nice

by Anonymousreply 183October 14, 2013 9:37 PM

The guy on the right looks like a brother.

by Anonymousreply 184October 14, 2013 9:54 PM

I think he's a gay man who has chosen to live a celibate life.

by Anonymousreply 185October 14, 2013 9:57 PM

Damn.

by Anonymousreply 186October 14, 2013 10:49 PM

So now that he's pretty much not working, is he still too busy for a girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 187October 14, 2013 11:04 PM

I worry that he has a micropenis.

by Anonymousreply 188October 14, 2013 11:08 PM

Well, R188, small cocks rock. But, I suspect if he did have a little dick, then some ex-teammate who was less than fond of Timmy would have been more than happy to spread that around.

by Anonymousreply 189October 14, 2013 11:18 PM

"Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow considering a career in college broadcasting"

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by Anonymousreply 190November 10, 2013 8:11 PM

He would be hot as a little dick bottom.

by Anonymousreply 191November 10, 2013 8:59 PM

Do people still think that a 26 virgin with no girlfriend is straight???

by Anonymousreply 192November 10, 2013 9:05 PM

[quote]Former NFL quarterback Tim Tebow considering a career in college broadcasting.

He may as well forget a career as a quarterback since he can't aim a football.

by Anonymousreply 193March 5, 2014 3:46 PM

still no girlfriend? hmmm...

by Anonymousreply 194March 5, 2014 3:52 PM

R192 I've read on groupie slut blogs that he's not a "true" virgin. I.E blowjobs.

by Anonymousreply 195March 5, 2014 3:54 PM

Perhaps he's one of the rare, asexuals. They exist ya know.

by Anonymousreply 196March 5, 2014 3:54 PM

[quote]I.E blowjobs.

Giving or receiving?

by Anonymousreply 197March 5, 2014 3:56 PM

Tim needs a Sonja Henie.

by Anonymousreply 198March 5, 2014 4:00 PM

"I've read on groupie slut blogs that he's not a 'true virgin'."

Link to said "groupie slut blogs" please.

by Anonymousreply 199March 5, 2014 11:33 PM

He had a date with Taylor Swift. That speaks volumes.

by Anonymousreply 200March 7, 2014 5:31 PM

Tim doesn't like to put it into word but, girls give him a roaring Christian stiffy and erections reduce the range of his throwing arm. He needs to stay unaroused if he expects to enjoy the maximum muscle and skin availability when passing the football.

by Anonymousreply 201March 7, 2014 6:00 PM

I hope he watched this week's SVU! I'm sure it brought back memories.

by Anonymousreply 202March 7, 2014 6:05 PM

What is it about I PREFER TO DATE IN EUROPE that you people don't understand?

by Anonymousreply 203March 7, 2014 8:11 PM

I am beginning to think that Ms Taylor Swift is a lesbian, so it's actually all those boys who were/are bearding for her...

by Anonymousreply 204March 7, 2014 8:39 PM

His Mommy hasn't found the right girl for him yet.

by Anonymousreply 205March 21, 2014 2:42 AM

So now that he's retired I'm assuming he'll finally have the time to find that "special girl".

Now, how do all those other pro football players,despite,according to Tim, the difficulty of managing such a demanding lifestyle, still find wives,girlfriends,one night stands,etc.etc. when Tim can't?

There has to be,at least,ONE nice,beautiful Christian young woman out there for you Tebow...they can't ALL fall short of your high standards.

by Anonymousreply 206March 21, 2014 3:16 AM

Is he really "retired" or is he just unable to get a job playing for a pro team?

by Anonymousreply 207March 21, 2014 7:06 PM

I liked it on the Golden Girls where Rose said,

"I can't believe it, I can't believe it."

And Dorothy said, "I can't believe Tim Tebow like girls, but that doesn't mean it isn't so."

by Anonymousreply 208March 21, 2014 7:17 PM

I fantasize hotly about him and Michael Sam. What a great couple!

by Anonymousreply 209March 21, 2014 7:18 PM

Because girls don't have cocks.? Just guessing.

by Anonymousreply 210March 22, 2014 9:52 PM

He probably looks around and sees what mistakes and alimony a lot of football players are paying, not to mention status seeking females who only marry for the name factor, several months later, a hefty divorce. One piece of advice..stay away from the Kardashians.

by Anonymousreply 211March 22, 2014 10:02 PM

R211, that must be it!

by Anonymousreply 212March 23, 2014 2:19 AM

At least when he went out with Taylor Swift he could know she wasn't after his money.

by Anonymousreply 213March 23, 2014 2:25 AM

He's just waiting for the right girl with a broad shoulders and a giant dick.

by Anonymousreply 214March 23, 2014 2:33 AM

What is this about helping to perform circumcisions on orphans? That is sick. What the hell does that have to do with spreading some kind of Xtian word? What a bunch of bs.

by Anonymousreply 215March 23, 2014 3:34 AM

Tim Tebow Plans to Adopt

“When I have a family someday, I’ll probably adopt,” Tebow told People Magazine at the Tim Tebow Foundation Celebrity Gala and Golf Classic on March 15. “Adoption has always been something close to my heart. There are so many kids out there who really need a family....”

“I believe that everyone, regardless of who they are, should do something that is greater than themselves,” Tebow said. “Whether it’s adoption, or helping people who are sick, or poor, or whatever. That’s what God put us on this earth to do.”

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by Anonymousreply 216March 23, 2014 3:49 AM

[quote]I’ll probably adopt

Smart guy. He's planning ahead. This is the Chief Justice John Robers/Hugh Jackman plan. You adopt since you can't get it up for the beard.

by Anonymousreply 217March 23, 2014 4:02 AM

Tim, I sympathize with your plight. It's hard for me to maintain a relationship with a woman because I'm married to football!

Hey, and we both dated Taylor Swift, too!

by Anonymousreply 218March 23, 2014 4:07 AM

If his parents hear gay rumors, they'll insist that he marry immediately.

by Anonymousreply 219March 23, 2014 2:49 PM

Well R219 Then he should be married by now because the gay rumors about him have been around for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 220March 23, 2014 3:46 PM

Tim, do you need a personal assistant? I'd gladly volunteer my services!

by Anonymousreply 221March 23, 2014 10:29 PM

His girlfriend probably lives and works in Europe. That's why he doesn't see her very often.

by Anonymousreply 222March 28, 2014 10:56 PM

Two years ago, he was football's "it" boy. Now he's nearly forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 223April 5, 2014 7:31 PM

Tebow's mother totally dominates him.

by Anonymousreply 224April 5, 2014 7:34 PM

The one prurient detail that sticks to mind about queen Jocasta is that she slept with her son, Oedipus.

by Anonymousreply 225April 5, 2014 7:59 PM

Any female who would think about marrying him would have to realize that Mom will always be in the bedroom with them, too.

by Anonymousreply 226April 6, 2014 4:51 PM

Is he still to busy not playing football to have a girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 227April 6, 2014 5:02 PM

Tim Tebow follows a Duck Dynasty cast member. He also follows Bubba Watson, the anti-gay golfer. His brothers follow Watson, Rick Warren, and one brother follows Chic Fil-a. Now, if Tim is gay, he has no respect for himself or his gay friends (Robin Roberts), neither does his family respect Tim. If he's not gay, Tim has no respect for his gay friends.

by Anonymousreply 228May 12, 2014 6:08 PM

Now he is going to run for office in Florida...awful idea.

by Anonymousreply 229April 16, 2016 3:21 AM

As what?

by Anonymousreply 230April 16, 2016 3:30 AM

Q: Why are we hashing out the love life of this self loathing lumpen Jesus Freak closet case?.

A: Because we want to fuck this self loathing lumpen Jesus Freak closet case in his womanly ass.

by Anonymousreply 231April 16, 2016 4:02 AM

Gio, omg! lol!

by Anonymousreply 232April 16, 2016 4:08 AM

[quote] Because we want to fuck this self loathing lumpen Jesus Freak closet case in his womanly ass.

Tebow has a womanly ass?

by Anonymousreply 233April 16, 2016 12:12 PM

Just like me, Tim is too busy with his career and personal commitments to date right now. But, I'm sure he really REALLY loves women!

by Anonymousreply 234April 16, 2016 1:04 PM

my guess is gay............but being home schooled and that severe born again background messes with your head no doubt. He was Aaron Hernandez college dorm roommate when they played at u Florida........THAT had to be interesting. He may be a virgin but my guess is he is not interested in women at all and a-sexual is where he is for now If he is gay he is wasting alot of time because super hottness doesnt last that long in the gay world.

by Anonymousreply 235March 19, 2018 2:00 AM

he is a self hating gay.

by Anonymousreply 236March 19, 2018 2:02 AM

momma's boy

by Anonymousreply 237March 19, 2018 2:03 AM

[quote]Is he still to busy not playing football to have a girlfriend - 04/06/2014

Same question.

by Anonymousreply 238March 19, 2018 2:06 AM

Looks like he's had plenty of girlfriends.

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by Anonymousreply 239March 19, 2018 2:08 AM

I just saw him interviewed on tv and damn...the hand gestures and that lispy voice - it’s kind of comical.

by Anonymousreply 240March 19, 2018 2:09 AM

Having seen what you have all seen for the however many years this guy has been on the scene (and it it seems like 30 years). A) He's a big homo. I think that's the most practical explanation. That he has been not telling the truth, and that he said he was being chaste because of his religion.

B)...

C)...

I have no B and C. Sorry. He's A and gay all the way.

by Anonymousreply 241March 19, 2018 2:11 AM

My cousin who is a realtor knows the woman who sold him his house and that lady said that he comes off as very,very nice and completely asexual. She said her assistant is a gorgeous young woman and Tim never paid her the least bit of attention. By the same token she said he also didnt pay any attention to the hot young guys who were landscaping at her office either. Yes,straight women do indeed speculate on his sexuality.Everybody agrees that he seems super nice though. I think his mother wartped his sexuality forever,and hes not going to be ANYTHING till she croaks.

by Anonymousreply 242March 19, 2018 2:18 AM

Wait a minute, 242. I know what you're saying about his mother, from experience. But unless it's something really warped, it's probably the same old, gay son-mother, thing. It's not anything she did. It's ingrained. He was born that way, as the Gaga woman would say. He just gravitates more towards his mother. And probably because his father was absent or a shithead.

by Anonymousreply 243March 19, 2018 2:27 AM

He is so handsome and his body is amazing. Watching him on TV though, the gay waves from him once made the tv screen go pink.

by Anonymousreply 244March 19, 2018 2:38 AM

He has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 245March 19, 2018 2:41 AM

God, he's sexy!

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by Anonymousreply 246March 19, 2018 2:44 AM

go to 3:27

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by Anonymousreply 247March 19, 2018 2:48 AM

No he's not, R246.

by Anonymousreply 248March 19, 2018 2:49 AM

He likes gurls with big knockers.

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by Anonymousreply 249March 19, 2018 2:52 AM

That wasn't his girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 250March 19, 2018 2:54 AM

He is 30 and still single....gay. Come on guys let's follow our Gaydar manual. And he was gay/bi Aaron Hernandez's roommate which is a perfect cover for a very closet christian and very closet thug. Aaron was a mess when home, but a lot calmer when he was back at U of F with his "mentor" Tebow.

It's all there guys.

by Anonymousreply 251March 19, 2018 3:06 AM

Can you imagine getting into your dormitory bed with Aaron in the next bed? I think that room was rocking many times.

by Anonymousreply 252March 19, 2018 3:10 AM

[quote] Can you imagine getting into your dormitory bed with Aaron in the next bed? I think that room was rocking many times.

Or, tragically, they were both so closeted NOTHING happened between them.

by Anonymousreply 253March 19, 2018 3:13 AM

Has Tim ever had sex with anyone? If so, who?

by Anonymousreply 254March 19, 2018 3:24 AM

He can always go on the Bachelor, plenty of hot babes to choose from on there.

by Anonymousreply 255March 19, 2018 3:28 AM

[quote] Come on guys let's follow our Gaydar manual.

Gaydar doesn't have a manual. I'm gayer than Gay Gayerson and have never heard a gay person use that phrase.

Hmmm...

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by Anonymousreply 256March 19, 2018 3:52 AM

r256 I was trying to make a joke that some things are so obvious that it would be in the manual if a Gaydar existed as a physical tool.

by Anonymousreply 257March 19, 2018 3:58 AM

[quote]I was trying to make a joke

It was a fine joke, you don't need to explain.

[quote] I'm gayer than Gay Gayerson and have never heard a gay person use that phrase.

Something new for you, therefore.

by Anonymousreply 258March 19, 2018 4:29 AM

It really is odd that he's barely made an attempt to beard. The only thing we've heard of him "dating" is occasionally talking to an ingenue/model at random events.

by Anonymousreply 259March 19, 2018 5:28 AM

He's gayer than Aaron Schock's turquoise belt!

by Anonymousreply 260March 19, 2018 5:43 AM

[It really is odd that he's barely made an attempt to beard.]

Am I alone in finding this rather...touching? It's as if he can't make himself go venture into that murky territory beyond, "I'm too busy to date."

by Anonymousreply 261March 19, 2018 5:44 AM

Regarding the interview at R247.

As often is the case, there's mommy sitting with him during the interview intently tracking everything that he says about his "lovelife" and ready to jump in at the first sign of trouble.

Of course, being who and what she is she can't POSSIBLY recognize Tim using the word "lovely" was perhaps one of the worst giveaways about his sexuality he could have made.

by Anonymousreply 262March 19, 2018 8:11 AM

He's wasting his prime years.

by Anonymousreply 263March 19, 2018 10:28 AM

[quote] Am I alone in finding this rather...touching?

Just curious why you would use an ellipsis?

by Anonymousreply 264March 19, 2018 10:49 AM

[quote]It really is odd that he's barely made an attempt to beard. The only thing we've heard of him "dating" is occasionally talking to an ingenue/model at random events.

I honestly believe that's a moral "red line" that he isn't willing to cross. It's one thing not to talk about his love life, or tell white lies about it. But a bearding situation is blatant deception.

by Anonymousreply 265March 19, 2018 10:51 AM

Good God! - is this his fucking mother with him? She needs to fuck the hell off and leave him alone to have a fucking sex life! Jesus!

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by Anonymousreply 266March 19, 2018 10:59 AM

I don't think he'd be a very exciting BF, somehow.

[quote]So for now, Tebow said, he's single. He devotes his spare time to discussions with his Florida pastor and reaching out to the sick and less fortunate. He doesn't even drink, because he's worried kids will use that as an excuse to try alcohol. ThePostGame brings you the most interesting sports stories on the web.

[quote]But Tebow does allow himself one vice. "Love ice cream," he told USA Today. "I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla."

Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 267March 19, 2018 11:24 AM

30 and never had sex? Wouldn't be be a bit, um, "backed up" ????

by Anonymousreply 268March 19, 2018 11:27 AM

he's got bible quotes below his eyes - he's not coming out. He'll be the type that drives past the cruising zone, 5 towns over, in his car and yells "fags" - hoping he'll see a hottie!

by Anonymousreply 269March 19, 2018 11:27 AM

[quote]5 towns over

LOL

by Anonymousreply 270March 19, 2018 11:29 AM

her butt pussy need cock only

against her religion to be wid a lady

by Anonymousreply 271March 19, 2018 11:33 AM

tim you dirty dawg...

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by Anonymousreply 272March 19, 2018 12:24 PM

This fucker needs Jesus.....to help him burst out of the fucking closet. What a waste of a life. Ya know, God’s okay with you ENJOYING your life asshole. Yes....SEX.

by Anonymousreply 273March 19, 2018 12:38 PM

Sad to see this guy with is fucking mother round his neck. Just awful.

by Anonymousreply 274March 19, 2018 12:42 PM

Let's face it---Tim may be one of these celibate religious types that will go to his grave before he gives himself over to the lusts of homosexual desire.

I can relate to a degree as I was raised in a very anti=gay church and wrestled with my same sex attractions until finally losing my virginity to a man when I was 27. I never looked back.

Maybe he understands that he is attracted to men but sees it as a God given challenge to overcome. Maybe he sees himself in the example of Christ who took on the burden of earthly suffering and self-sacrifice and wants to emulate that.

I think it's tragic but it's his choice and until he comes out swinging against homosexuality,I'm going to reserve judgment.

And for his sake, I hope to he doesn't feel guilty about masturbation, TOO!.

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by Anonymousreply 275March 19, 2018 1:03 PM

[quote]Tim may be one of these celibate religious types that will go to his grave before he gives himself over to the lusts of homosexual desire.

Just because he's not public about it - doesn't mean he's not doing it.

by Anonymousreply 276March 19, 2018 1:10 PM

My boy is certainly NOT doing it. Don't be so vulgar. I don't even remember doing It.

by Anonymousreply 277March 19, 2018 2:01 PM

I have to block R 275 and also R 276.

by Anonymousreply 278March 19, 2018 2:19 PM

Those two contribute to the homophobia on this site, so it’s best to block.

by Anonymousreply 279March 19, 2018 2:20 PM

Um, Christian smarminess and then too busy to have a girlfriend? I just bet he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 280March 19, 2018 2:24 PM

He's got good Christian family values and self-control with his sexuality. These are qualities to be admired in a man.

by Anonymousreply 281March 19, 2018 2:52 PM

WTF are good Christian family values, R281. Like the family values Donald J. Trump and his merry band of grifters, liars, con artists and thieves he calls a family? The Trump family values Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, Jr. beat off to every day?

by Anonymousreply 282March 19, 2018 2:58 PM

Like Trump he's probably banging porn stars and hookers. Just not any female ones.

by Anonymousreply 283March 19, 2018 3:09 PM

Are you for real, r283? He is very morally centered, so he is not hiring "porn stars" and "hookers."

by Anonymousreply 284March 19, 2018 6:02 PM

And you know this how, R284????????

Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Pat Robertson claim Trump is "morally centered" yet at the same time is being sued by an pron star/hooker.

by Anonymousreply 285March 19, 2018 6:07 PM

[quote]He is very morally centered

What the fuck does than mean?

Who ARE you, his mother?

by Anonymousreply 286March 19, 2018 6:08 PM

^r286, if you have to ask what it means to be "morally centered," then I pray for you.

by Anonymousreply 287March 19, 2018 6:25 PM

Timmy and Hernandez sometimes shared tender moments on the field after a good play.

by Anonymousreply 288March 19, 2018 6:43 PM

Maybe he has erectile problems? Hence perhaps the public statement about adoption.

In any case, good for him for being honest enough not to beard and spawn just to ‘keep up appearances’.

by Anonymousreply 289March 19, 2018 7:32 PM

He is a very ethical man. A rarity these days. And bravo to him for holding out till marriage. In this hyper-sexual world we live in, it is to be admired.

by Anonymousreply 290March 19, 2018 7:44 PM

Has Tim ever commented on Aaron? I think a true Christian would have reached out to him in prison.

by Anonymousreply 291March 19, 2018 8:02 PM

r291 and say what, thanks for the college blowjobs, hope you're getting some great ass in prison!

by Anonymousreply 292March 19, 2018 9:45 PM

"And bravo to him for holding out till marriage."

Welcome to the thread, Timmy's mom!

by Anonymousreply 293March 20, 2018 12:41 AM

R293 are you kidding ?!? His mother would gouge her eyes out with a hot poker before reading a site like this! But that IS a Tebow fan frau.

by Anonymousreply 294March 20, 2018 12:56 AM

Aren't Christians supposed to be all about forgiveness? Jesus talked to prisoners or some such shit.

by Anonymousreply 295March 20, 2018 3:17 AM

Closeted gay men are bad fucking news. They are right up there witg right-wingers, fundies, the Middle East. Stay away openly gay men—or any man.

by Anonymousreply 296March 20, 2018 3:41 AM

That big ass could probably have easily taken Aaron Hernandez' giant schlong.

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by Anonymousreply 297March 20, 2018 6:21 AM

lets hook him up with aaron Hernandez....

oh.

by Anonymousreply 298March 20, 2018 6:48 AM

Anyone else think that when Tebow and Aaron were roomies that Timmy saw that giant meat flopping around and it drove him straight to the chapel in fervent prayer for the lord to "cure" him ??? The thought of the 2 of them fucking like animals turns me on !

by Anonymousreply 299March 20, 2018 3:59 PM

r299=perv

by Anonymousreply 300March 20, 2018 4:11 PM

So he's still single?

by Anonymousreply 301March 20, 2018 4:25 PM

[quote]"And bravo to him for holding out till marriage."

Straight guys that do that get married as soon as possible. They don't wait until their thirties.

by Anonymousreply 302March 20, 2018 4:27 PM

He’s often naked, I wonder what is up

by Anonymousreply 303March 20, 2018 4:33 PM

A proud one too R300.

by Anonymousreply 304March 20, 2018 4:34 PM
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