Hooking up at the gym

For those of you who do it, were is the most discreet place to have a little fun and not stand out or be obvious? I just joined a gym but, haven't gotten any action yet. I'm beginning to think this was a waste of time and money.

Oh no, another slim ball creeping around around the locker room. Fuck!
OP, does your gym have a steam room?
The steamroom is best; suana is next; showers are your last option.
Why am I quite certain that OP weighs 450 pounds and wears a wrestling singlet to the gym?
lmao
OP, before you complain about wasting your time and money, I think you need to read the list of features details in the gym's advertising -- "25,000 square feet of space, free weights, Nautilus machines, yoga/pilates/aerobics classes, etc." What? That's not what you were looking for? Oh, sorry, I think you may have confused us with a BATHHOUSE.
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OP, how are the showers set up?
God, my steam room was hot today. There was this guy I watched walking around working out with this big beautiful ass. Very straight laced cute white guy, with a tiny waist, lean muscular build but a very fat muscular god-given/squat enhanced bubble butt. He was in the steam room, sitting next to a sexy tight bodied pocket gay, and they both starting JOing, first just themselves, then rubbing each other's nips. Next to them was this tall lanky long-haired European looking guy with what I assume had to be a nice sized donkey schlong. I couldn't really see because the steam was really going then, but a girl can dream. I love to watch. Not much of an instigator of those things. But under the right conditions I have played some myself. DB is the best for sexy guys sexy time in the steam room. Even most of the trolls are tolerable.
What happens when straight guys come in there and see that kinda stuff going on? Don't they say something or complain to the staff?
I've wondered that too, R9. The women's locker room at my gym doesn't see that kind of action!
I saw a super hot guy in the locker room today drying off after his shower. Very European-looking. We seemed to be the only ones in this locker room, and I wanted to say something to him, but I didn't know what to do. Could've been entirely straight, but I was hoping otherwise.
i've hooked up 3 times with guys that i met at the gym.(actually 3 different health clubs) Once i came onto him, once he to me, and once it was a mutual come on in the shower, ogling each other ;) ...while he was toweling off, i went up to him, introduced myself & shook his hand. He later said he noticed me getting hard in the shower. Well...yeah! That last time we had sex in his car after he drove to the top floor of the parking garage. He had great & eager cocksucking lips. Ahhh...those halcyon days!
I would like to see photos of these men you are rhapsodizing over. Vulgar trolls, one and all.
something about a nacreous permacum lawyer
Nothing like this ever goes on in the womens locker room, this is why the strait guys put on their underwear under their towel.
trust me r13, the quality of some of the trade that goes through David Barton gym, is mind boggling. And the quality of trade you sometimes see getting off in the steam rooms is pretty mind boggling as well. Not that these guys hook up in the steam, but to give you an example, google Joe Lazo, Thelonius Johnson, or Frank Acosta. All three are trainers there, all straight, and are good examples of the types of guys who workout there. TJ of course trains Anderson.
Any luck, OP?
Best is to meet outside and go to the guy's house to get your dick sucked. DB is a gay gym, no straight men venture into the steam room. In a mixed gym you can get in trouble.
How much is a David Barton membership nowadays? I see and participate in a lot of action at Manhattan's New York Sports Club.
[quote]something about a nacreous permacum lawyer ?!?!?!
r9, that happened in my gym a few weeks ago. I had just entered the locker room when I encountered a straight guy complaining to one of the managers about sex in the sauna. Now management does spot checks of the sauna and steam room on weekdays. This is the NYSC at 94th/B'way.
R20, I'm sure he meant "layer" but I love the typo. There's something that just sounds so evil about a "nacreous permacum lawyer."
Maybe if you used the gym for what it's made for you'd be happier dumbass! Join a bathhouse if you want to get laid. Thank you for giving straight people on more reason to hate us fucktard!
Honestly, the straight guy's aversion to sex in the gym is pure homophobia, and has nothing to do them finding it improper. It's aversion to gay sex. Put them in a co-ed sauna/steam/shower situation, and they'd be putting the moves on chicks right and left. Besides, we're gay men. One of the great things about being gay is that we CAN have sex in these places. I don't know one gay guy who doesn't have sex in the gym.
R24, would you want to be subjected to straight sex in the locker/steam room when you go to the gym? Ya, didn't think so. You must be a heterophobe. [quote]Put them in a co-ed sauna/steam/shower situation, and they'd be putting the moves on chicks right and left. No, they wouldn't. Straight men and women don't have sex in public places as a rule [quote]I don't know one gay guy who doesn't have sex in the gym That's because you and all your friends are old trolls.
r24, I'm a gay guy who doesn't have sex in the gym. Not for lack of opportunity. I've always gone to mixed gyms and frankly the few guys who've come on to me were revolting. People who defend gym sexcapades seem to think it's gonna play out like a porn movie. I doubt that's the case for the vast majority. And it's beside the point. I'll go to the gym to work out, thanks. I agree with the poster who said go to a bathhouse if you want to get off.
I'm a young gay guy who has hooked up in gyms. Mostly steam rooms and saunas. Never showers or locker rooms. Most gay guys I know have. Some aren't into it, and I can understand that. I don't view it as a right, nor do I view it as a given or the main reason I go to the gym. When it's happened, it's happened, and it's been hot. My experience has been that it's more likely to happen in mixed gyms in non-super gay neighborhoods, and if anyone's ever walked in or been not into it I haven't proceeded.
R25 is wrong in so many different ways. Straight couples have sex in public places all the time. Just consider how mainstream the idea of The Mile High Club is. Some people, gay or straight, get off on being watched and get turned on by having sex in public. I have gotten off several times in the steam room with other hot guys. And no I am not a troll. You don't force yourself on someone else who isn't into it. Once the steam starts and obscures the view and your sitting next to me, I'm up for a little rub and tug. I've never seen or been a part of anal sex. Oral sex happens very rarely. It's mostly a lot of jo and mutual masturbation.
R25 says, "Straight men and women don't have sex in public places as a rule." The only reason straight people don't have sex in gym steam rooms, bars, bookstores, etc., is because women don't want to. If women wanted to, the straight men would be right there with them. The straight men aren't pickier than the gay men about where they get off -- they just lack for partners.
R29 has it right.
[quote]straight couples have sex in public places all the time. No they don't. It's rare. No one would ever say, "I don't know a single straight person who doesn't have sex in bar bathrooms (or wherever)", like has been said of gay men/gyms in this very thread. If you are going to make a case that "every" gay man has public sex (which they clearly don't), then the comparison to heteros, while a nice try, is completely false.
R31 is splitting hairs. It's so annoying around here how desperately people try to be right - at all costs - rather than contribute something meaningful to a thread. It's what is killing this place. Of course straight people have sex in public! Haven't you ever been to a wedding?! I've seen many straight women put out in bathrooms at weddings with guests and staff alike. I'm sure it happens in bars and clubs as well and, as we know, airplanes. What is it with the gays around here who buy into all the stereotypes and then put straight people on a squeaky clean pedestal? It's so homophobic. Gawd, you people must be so neurotic.
Well said R32.
A lot of guys get horny after a decent work out. I think it's quite a compliment for guys to check each other out at the showers and in the steam rooms to admire each other's body shaping process. Of course trolls who don't work out and rush right to the steam rooms are a disruptive force and they should indeed get their thrill at bathhouses.
[quote]I've seen many straight women put out in bathrooms at weddings with guests and staff alike. Wait are you saying you've seen women at weddings getting fucked or getting blowjobs -- sometimes with building staff -- and this happened more than once? You might want to examine the kind of people you hang out with. What r34 makes sense. But come on. Straight people just don't do this in public spaces. Behind a locked door in an airplane bathroom isn't the same as a gym steamroom.
[quote]I've seen many straight women put out in bathrooms at weddings with guests and staff alike. What a world you must come from.
[quote]A lot of guys get horny after a decent work out. Reminds me of a guy I knew who was in the Navy. His shipboard office was next to the Marines' gym. Some of them used to stop in his office at night following their workout.
What I love about Datalounge is seeing how many of you get your ideas of reality largely from porn movies (and the opening sequence of "The Godfather").
Sonny%20Corleone
I've been using my gym for years, know all the staff, regulars, etc, so hooking up there would be tacky, embarrassing and, ultimately, out of question. If there's mutual interest, I live 5 minutes away from the gym, we can go there and it makes things so much easier.
the issue is the lack of nice gay bathhouses, there is clearly a market for it, and they did exist at one time. they may still exist but are run-down and bad quality. the gyms are everywhere and nice looking.
There was once a bathhouse in Canada that had two doors. Hot men went through the green door, Trolls of all types went through the red. Separate but equal. Bathhouses need to have a 'discretionary door' to keep out the trolls.
[quote]There was once a bathhouse in Canada that had two doors. Hot men went through the green door, Trolls of all types went through the red. Separate but equal. This never happened.
Right, and who gets to distinguish hot or not?
I've gotten so much quality straight, married dick in the sauna/steamroom. Best gyms for that are the ones down near Wall St. The hot straight alpha masters of the universe look to get sucked off on a daily basis, and my mouth has been only too happy to oblige. I guess all the stress of their jobs gets to them, so they look for release in the only places they can find it.
Every straight person I know admits to having had sex in public at one time or another. On the beach, in a bar bathroom, an after hours party, etc. Most gay guys I know wouldn't ever have sex in public, for fear of getting gay bashed or arrested, or at the very least embarrassed and made fun of. Let's not forget the inherent 'gay guilt' we have over our heads, boys.
[quote]I've seen many straight women put out in bathrooms at weddings with guests and staff alike No you haven't, R32. Well, maybe in porn you have. BTW-- is "splitting hairs" the new code for "makes sense, rational, logical?" Haha R44, you need to stop "occupying" Wall Street. Poor R45 thinks it's opposite day.
I find it silly that some posters insist that only gay men are wild animals who cannot hold back their urges and have to fuck and suck out in the open whenever they feel like it. There are a lof of straight people out there and quite a few do and enjoy outdoor sex where they can get caught.
Well R47, I can say with confidence that no straight woman would spend a lot of time on Wall Street, on her knees, unless there was some money being exchanged.
[quote]Every straight person I know admits to having had sex in public at one time or another. EVERY straight person you know? Your mom? Your grandmother? If some of you would just try to make reasonable claims people might actually listen to the points you're trying to make. But you rationalize like such idiots.
Actually my grandma is dead...but my mom did admit to fucking my dad on the beach once...so no, R49, I'm not exaggerating.
R46, R48, R49 seems to have a lot invested in the purity of straight folk. For the record, the "world" I come from was that of a former event planner and waiter. I probably worked 100s of weddings in my time as well as other events and while, admittedly, it was never something I saw at Jewish weddings, there were plenty of times when straight people had indiscriminate sex in the bathroom, often with other staff members. Bartenders were particularly likely to get laid on their breaks because their stationary position lent itself to chatting up desperate single women. I mean, you're fucking kidding if you think straight people don't have indiscriminate sex. It's called HUMAN sexuality for a reason, fool. What exactly do you have invested in this? Must be some 40 year-old virgin frau.
R32
My sister fucked her fiance in a utility closet at our nephew's bar mitzvah last year. I hooked up with a waiter in a vacant room at my cousin's wedding. Straight or gay, everyone likes the thrill of sex in public. It's human nature, with the thrill of being cought. We gays just probably do it more often because we have willing partners. If women were less uptight about their sexuality, straight guys would be fucking them in the ramble. Men-gay and straight-are dogs. To quote Blanche Devereaux, we'd "do it in the mud" if we could.
I find it hard to believe that even 'desperate single women' would sneak into the men's room to get laid, especially at a WEDDING where she would be likely to know many of the guys who walked in. "Oh Hi, Jim! Great to see you. Yeah didn't the bride look beautiful? I was just feeling a little lonely so I thought I'd hang out here and snag some cock. How does my lipstick look?"
I don't see what is so hard about hooking up. IMO, I made the mistake of hooking up too many times that when I really did want to work out, I'd see AT LEAST two of my prior hookups there and I just wasn't comfortable working out with that sexual energy there. I've changed gyms three times! Lol.
I remember a few years ago at a Bally's in NY. The showers face each other with curtains. This one guy across from me kept bending down to present his hole and began fingering himself. The guy in the stall next to me noticed and went on a homophobic rant, calling the guy a fag and claiming that he probably has AIDS. Although the gay guy probably shouldn't have been fingering himself, the straight guy went way over the top. I felt sorry for the gay guy. Management threw him out and revoked his member, while the homophobe got to stay.
[quote]I find it hard to believe that even 'desperate single women' would sneak into the men's room to get laid, especially at a WEDDING where she would be likely to know many of the guys who walked in. Nicole and Chook fucked in the laundry room on Tania's wedding day in Muriel's Wedding.
Me and just about all of my friends have hooked up in parks. Van Cortlandt Park in the Bronx during the summer months is teeming with Latin trade and closeted married guys looking for sex. We all do it. Just one of the perks of being gay in an urban area IMO.
r56, that's a movie.
R31 obviously has never heard of DOGGING. Heteros are fucking each other all over the place. Why you would go to such lengths to defend heterosexuals and their sexuality against homosexuals is beyond me. I really don't get it. And DOGGING is purely heterosexual. The gay version is called COTTAGING.
http://www.usaswinging.com/dogging.html
Yall some hoes up in here.
Don't do it. I did it and ended up getting raped - and pregnant.
Those were the days, young, hung and full of cum. A complete workout always included a quick "o" with a fellow hottie, in the steamer.
ew, gross. have some self respect and for others. I am glad I wasnt around back in the 70s. Degenerate stuff.
I sucked off a guy in the steam room last night. Big thick black cock, just what my mouth had been watering for. I think he's on the DL, cuz I've seen him working out with some chick who looks to be his gf. He seemed very affectionate. As I was on my knees servicing him, he kept stroking my face and hair. It was hot. When I think about him and his gf, I giggle at the fact that he probably went home and fucked her with my saliva on his dick. LOL
"I remember a few years ago at a Bally's in NY. The showers face each other with curtains. This one guy across from me kept bending down to present his hole and began fingering himself. The guy in the stall next to me noticed and went on a homophobic rant, calling the guy a fag and claiming that he probably has AIDS. Although the gay guy probably shouldn't have been fingering himself, the straight guy went way over the top. I felt sorry for the gay guy. Management threw him out and revoked his member, while the homophobe got to stay." So do a lot of people there not close the curtains when they shower, r55, or was that just part of this one dude's come-on behavior?
Most men don't bother with the curtains at many gyms. Straight and gay alike curtains are often left open.
None of the Ballys in NY has curtains. They're all open stalls facing each other, except for the Chelsea location which has doors half-way up and down the stall, so you can see the action but still have your goodies covered.
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R53, in fairness, it did seem that the lady would usually drag the fellow into the ladies room though I'm not saying it was always that way.
So at the several weddings where you witnessed this behavior among straight people, did the couples know each other beforehand r68? You caught a woman getting laid in the ladies room, so you're a female right? Or, you're a guy but you heard about it because ... all your straight macho guy friends brag about fucking skanks in restrooms at a wedding, or the women brag about snagging cock at a wedding? I am doubting this ever happened.
Liar at R68. You never saw any fucking, just drug use.
I've noticed the 'towel dance' seems to be happening more and more in the past year or so. I think it's funny, but it's also kind of sad that people feel either ashamed of their bodies or victimized by leering trolls.
Oh R69, you're so naive. Get yourself to a Hostess Going Out Of Business Sale already.
At my gym the guys doing the towel dance are often the ones jerking off in the shower.
Speaking of the towel dance, its funny how some guy that you've just blown/rimmed/had mutual jo with/and, or fucked/been fucked by will all of a sudden get shy in the dressing room of a gym or sex club afterwards. I was recently in a bath house in Tokyo and had a great time with this tattooed Japanese guy. Afterwards, we were both in the locker area - no one else around, and he did the towel dance as he put his underwear on. We just finished blowing/rimming each other and NOW you get shy? Re; gyms. I've hooked up several times at a popular gym in Tokyo, which is/was pretty much known for sexual activity going on. One morning, this Japanese guy was in the shower stall across from me on the floor with his legs up over his shoulders fingering his hole. A+ for effort but it was a little over the uh... top. I did nothing with him, but there was the occasional brave soul that would come right into the stall with me or reach their hands around close to the wall and into my stall looking to jerk me off. Then there were the guys who spent all their time in the showers. You'd never see them actually working out - but they were constantly either in the showers or in the locker room. I met a pathological liar once in the whirlpool who started playing footsie with me. He was hot, built and we went back to my place. Turns out that nothing that he said was true so we only had sex twice but it was pretty hot. Good times!
Tokyo%20Joe
In my younger days I was cruised incessantly. Of course I rebuffed almost all advances. I'm more predator than prey. That's probably why.
LuciferTheLightBringer
Last week I was in the locker room of my gym with this amazingly hot guy who was just finishing a swim. I'm 32, in good shape but nothing compared to this guy, I'd say he was 24 with the best ass and abs I've ever seen. Anyway, he went to take a piss and I was at the sinks. He leaned back from the urinal and basically showed me his impressive dick while he was peeing. Then a few days ago I walk into the locker room after worrying out. He is in there buck naked again about to shower. He got to the showers before me and went into the farthest away shower stall but he put his towel on the hook on the one across from it. He now had to walk back and forth across the shower room to get his towel. He moved back and forth between the two stalls a few times. I watched from behind my shower curtain, aroused and confused. We both were back in the locker room after showering. He was dressed first and when he went to leave he says to me "take care man". I said " see ya". We have never spoken before. My question is: was he cruising me? Did he notice me looking at him and wanted to acknowledge that he knew I was staring? Or does he sound like he's just an exhibitionist? I want to hook up with him but not sure if he even pings.
R76. He sounds like an exhibitionist who is glad he has found such an eager fan.
[quote]I just joined a gym but, haven't gotten any action yet. I'm beginning to think this was a waste of time and money. Before joining any gym, you need to read their Yelp reviews to see if it's a waste of time and money. See what the other customers are saying.
Yelp is the WORST source of reviews. Hysterical Brittanies will be glowing over a gym because of their crush on a yoga teacher or trainer. They are usually wrong and never objective. Go and see the gym for yourself, ignore the yelpers.
r61, is that some kind of sick joke? if not, I'm sorry, but i can't imagine this happening.
ugly guys are the only ones trolling for sex in the gym. sickos
and another nysc and troll search result.
there were some very hot guys at the gym tonight and i had fun stroking cocks with them in the steam room -- i have to admit i enjoy the anticipation and the camaraderie. when you have a critical mass of gym fit guys who want to beat off together, and there are a number of other guys there who you know want to watch (not block the action), i think it's even better than the scene you would get at a sex club or bathhouse. i was flattered by the cute latin boy there who wanted to flirt with me and suck my cock. what does it say about me that i enjoy the ongoing conquest of strangers?
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