THE CARRIE DIARIES

The CW put out a casting breakdown yesterday to agents for the role of 16 year old Carrie Bradshaw in the proposed pilot prequel to you know what. Why don't they just scour the local stables?

Lynn Stairmaster
• The young actress who plays Starr Manning on One Life to Live would make a great young Carrie Bradshaw. She's loud, and obnoxious, and she has a big head.

• In this case might we all assume that CW means Complaining Witness?

• I don't see how they'll make this into an ongoing series. How much pig's blood is going to be in each episode?

• someone wittier than I really needs to make a My Little Pony joke.

• Good idea, R1!

  OP

• Will they be holding auditions on Central Park South?

• I *AM* available to play my signature role.

  the ageless Sarah Jessica Parker......

• Does she need to have a big wart on her chin or are they going to pretend she never had one?

• They did have a mention of "coltish" when they sent the word out to casting agents.

• A colt is a boy horse, surely they are looking for a "jeune filly."

• Rummer willis!