My step grandmother was at this nursing home in Plains, Georgia and about 1/3 of the women had mustaches.
Also, there was this older black woman with a short orange afro, and she would hang onto the railing and yell "Ayah-ayahh-ahhhh-yaya." Apparently she didn't have anything mentally wrong with her, but she just liked to do that.
Now, my mom worked as a nursing home administrator, and they had a problem where all the women's bras were disappearing one by one. Turns out one of the ladies had been stealing them, and she made them all into a large quilt!
Had we been the residents of a nursing home, all this talk of sex would all be forbidden.
Getting my dentures
Can you imagine nursing home orgies? At least they'd have the hospital bed to go up and down for them so all they would have to do is just lay there.
I'll have the jello.
R4. Like u have a choice
Time to change the wee wee pad
Let's pretend we're dead.
I'll be the bedsores, due to ever-cheapening supplies and lack of staffing!
Would you like Super Sex?
I gave the last of my money to that black boy that works in the morning and comes into my room to help me wash my penis.