Scarlett Johansson: open mouth acting
Describe an actor in 3 words
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 3, 2018 11:55 AM |
Jennifer Aniston:
Boring
Predictable
Lame
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 8, 2012 9:45 PM |
Sam Worthington - hot but forgettable.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 8, 2012 9:48 PM |
Taylor Lautner: (That ballroom scene is) AMAZING
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 8, 2012 9:49 PM |
Kristen Stewart
Open mouth
Blink
Stutter
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 8, 2012 9:51 PM |
Hilary Swank Can't Do Comedy
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 8, 2012 9:57 PM |
Nicolas Cage
what the fuck
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 8, 2012 10:01 PM |
3 words r4 sigh.
Try Gape instead of open mouth.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 8, 2012 10:47 PM |
Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Hands touching head
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 8, 2012 10:53 PM |
Tom Cruise
Fucks Mexican Twinks
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 8, 2012 11:04 PM |
angelina jolie: pout, pout, snore
jennifer lopez: one trick pony
rosie huntingdon whitely: deer in headlights
Kelly brook: perma smile,nudity
jennifer anitson: same shit again
adam sandler: always happy gilmore
brad pitt: dirsty beardy tramp
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 8, 2012 11:10 PM |
Gwyn Paltrow: Snippy Corset Charm
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 8, 2012 11:10 PM |
Sean Penn angry millionaire communist
Charlie Sheen bimbos drugs winning
George Clooney gray charming smile
Brad Pitt bland hunk dad
Michael Pitt crazy hair drugs
John Hawkes actor scuzzy unknowable
Laura Linney quiet sister somebody
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 8, 2012 11:11 PM |
Johnny Depp-Fell into Frydaddy
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 8, 2012 11:12 PM |
lol, "jennifer anniston: same shit again"
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 8, 2012 11:13 PM |
Regis Philbin: Not Willard Scott
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 8, 2012 11:15 PM |
Bravo, r10.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 8, 2012 11:18 PM |
Colin Firth - Tapermouth Bore Stiff
Amber Heard - Lesbian This Week
Jennifer Lopez - Cares About Nobody
Johnny Depp - Acts With Hair
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 8, 2012 11:21 PM |
Mark Wahlberg: Not Really Acting
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 8, 2012 11:21 PM |
Mark Wahlberg - Boycot This Asshole
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 8, 2012 11:24 PM |
Bette Davis: Fasten Your Seatbelts
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 8, 2012 11:26 PM |
Joan Crawford: No Wire Hangers
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 8, 2012 11:27 PM |
Mel Gibson: bat shit crazy
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 8, 2012 11:30 PM |
Mark Walhberg: simian millionaire thug
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 8, 2012 11:40 PM |
Tilda Swinton: marvellous alien beauty
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 8, 2012 11:43 PM |
Michelle Willams: boring cipher pushed
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 8, 2012 11:45 PM |
Drew Barrymore: Had Right Name
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 8, 2012 11:46 PM |
Julia Roberts: lips, hair, toss
Bette Davis: just too much
Marilyn Sokol: something on sale
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 9, 2012 1:17 AM |
Meryl Streep - Where's My Oscar
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 9, 2012 1:27 AM |
paul giamatti: amazingly talented troll
patricia clarkson: phone sex voice
katie holmes: dead inside now
tom cruise: insane meglomanic midget
peter dinklage: mad at tom
tyler maynard: rock hard hydrant
elaine stritch: off tune foghorn
kristin chenoweth: perky girly focused
bette midler: lucky mean shrew
barbra streisand: not all that
megan fox: luckiest bimbo alive
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 9, 2012 1:50 AM |
Chris Evans - See My Abs
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 9, 2012 1:58 AM |
Ha, r29! I actually once talked to Patricia Clarkson on the phone -- I was working for Continental reservations and she called to book a flight and, trust me, she does not have phone sex voice; instead, she was very soft and shy on the phone.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 9, 2012 2:01 AM |
George Clooney: all performances identical Julia Roberts: teeth, guffaw, hair Jonah Hill: absolutely NO talent Brad Pitt: looks ain't talent Ryan Gosling: hope he endures Clint Eastwood: continues to amaze Meryl Streep: female Rich Little Glenn Close: can't overcome Cruella Jodie Foster: lousy since Starling Philip Seymour Hoffman: it's getting repetitive
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 9, 2012 2:17 AM |
R21, that's really a Faye Dunaway description.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 9, 2012 2:17 AM |
Kevin Spacey - Arrogant Bald Closeted
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 9, 2012 2:29 AM |
Dame Helen Mirren - Always Queen Elizabeth
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 9, 2012 2:35 AM |
Sandra Bullock - America Loves me
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 9, 2012 2:37 AM |
Clint Eastwood: Macho pays well
Tom Hans: Everyman pays better
Mark Wahlberg: Bus-and-truck Clint Eastwood (cheating?)
Al Pacino: Mmm delicious scenery
Tom Cruise: Napoleon goes Hollywood
Robert De Niro: Who needs range?
George Clooney: Smug. Only word.
Brad Pitt: pretty character actor.
VInce Vaughn: Really, straight guys?
Adam Sandler: drama only. please!
WIll Smith: Black plays Peoria
Owen Wilson: Sad golden retriever
Matthew McConaughy: Crappy Owen Wilson
Julia Roberts: Winsome! God Damnit!
Reese Witherspoon: Iron southern maiden
Meryl Streep: First Lady. Recognize.
Cate Blanchett: Watch yourself, Streep.
Jennifer Aniston: Tossing hair post-forty
Amy Adams: Always an ingenue.
Angelina Jolie: Crazy, sexy, meh.
Tina Fey: Has attractive demographic
Elaine Stritch: All about Elaine
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 9, 2012 2:42 AM |
Helen Hunt: furrow that brow.
Jennifer Lopez : ass my fortune.
Helena Bonham Carter: Burton my downfall.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 9, 2012 2:59 AM |
Keira Knightley: Jut that Jaw!
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 9, 2012 3:21 AM |
Lea Michelle - look at me
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 9, 2012 10:56 PM |
Tom Cruise: See Tom Run
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 9, 2012 11:02 PM |
Melissa Gilbert - Shit Bra Spitfire
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 9, 2012 11:36 PM |
George Clooney...Acting with eyebrows.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 10, 2012 2:04 AM |
Helena B Carter .... What The Fuck ?
They cast her in ANOTHER musical ? AND Tim Burton DOESN'T direct ?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 10, 2012 3:07 AM |
Joan Crawford - cold arch determination
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 10, 2012 3:16 AM |
Meryl Streep: Click, click, click
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 10, 2012 3:25 AM |
Patty Duke - many lost opportunities.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 10, 2012 3:26 AM |
Slyvester Stallone: mumble muscle explosion
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 10, 2012 3:27 AM |
Keanau Reeves - Recite the script
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 10, 2012 3:31 AM |
George Clooney - Ugly Talentless Closet
Julia Roberts - Annoying Distracting Surgeries
Sandra Bullock - The Likeable Julia
Jennifer Lopez - Never Nominated Attendee
Brad Pitt - Overrated Pretty Boy
Johnny Depp - See Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie - Homewrecking Screen Goddess
Jennifer Aniston - Homely TV Star
Reese Witherspoon - False Manipulative Sweetheart
Gwyneth Paltrow - Plain Jane Birdbrain
Nicole Kidman - Overrated Ice Queen
Christian Bale - Laboured Method Wannabe
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 10, 2012 3:47 AM |
Julia Roberts: Smile Laugh Hair
Gwyneth Paltrow: Blonde Retro Wasp
Meryl Streep: Accents Acting Dingo
James Franco: Gimme an A
Paul Rudd: I am Cute
Tina Fey: Smart Funny Glasses
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 10, 2012 3:57 AM |
Jack Nicholson - Scenery Tastes Good
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 10, 2012 4:12 AM |
Dawson - cum guzzling whore
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 10, 2012 4:13 AM |
Benjamin Salisbury - Hung Lika Horse
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 10, 2012 4:15 AM |
Judy Garland - troubled singing genius
Bing Crosby - smooth crooning creep
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 10, 2012 12:02 PM |
Colton Haynes - Casting Couch Deluxe
Zac Efron - High School Musical
Matthew Morrison - give up rapping!
Sophia Coppola - direct not act
Christian Bale - mad method actor
Penn Badgley - hairy closet case
Blake Lively - mumble, mumble, mumble
Tome Cruise - gay shame rules
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 10, 2012 12:18 PM |
Judy Garland - duality, truth, genius
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 10, 2012 12:20 PM |
Chloe Sevigny - Swallow not spit
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 10, 2012 12:23 PM |
Matt Bomer: Husband Knows Everybody
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 10, 2012 1:06 PM |
Renee Zellweger: squint squint grin.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 10, 2012 1:17 PM |
Ryan Gosling: Fuck - a - ble
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 10, 2012 1:24 PM |
Carey Mulligan – sly sideways glance.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 10, 2012 1:42 PM |
Keira Knightley: Suck On Cheeks
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 10, 2012 3:01 PM |
Channing Tatum - Fat, former stripper
Sam Worthington - Fat, generic Aussie
Russell Crowe - Fat, drunken Aussie
Mel Gibson - Anti-Semitic, drunken Aussie
Zac Efron - Over-tanned, Disney twink
Shia LaBeouf - Rage-filled, Jewish twink
Jeremy Renner - Closeted, former twink
Colin Farrell - Hung, brooding Irishman
Michael Fassbender - Hung, brooding German
Adam Sandler - Unfunny, repetitive man-child
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 10, 2012 4:02 PM |
katie holmes: help me, Jebus
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 13, 2012 12:48 PM |
Carol Channing: I Ate Corn?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 13, 2012 1:05 PM |
Gloria Swanson: Where's My Close-up
| by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 13, 2012 1:06 PM |
Brandon Routh: Tightest mouth ever.
| by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 13, 2012 1:10 PM |
Yvonne De Carlo: Vamp Mother Camp
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 13, 2012 1:23 PM |
Katharine Hepburn: Katharine Hepburn Imitator
Bette Davis: Tallulah Bankhead Imitator
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 13, 2012 1:35 PM |
Bernadette Peters: retire now please.
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 13, 2012 3:21 PM |
r71
Who did she say that to? Rosalind Elias?
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 13, 2012 3:34 PM |
r71
Sorry, I mistook this for the theater thread
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 13, 2012 3:38 PM |
Patti LuPone: Mean with hairbrush Bernadette Peters: Is she congested? Audra McDonald: More white powder Donna Murphy: Coughing to Tonys
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 13, 2012 3:53 PM |
Mary Martin: Dyke ya know
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 13, 2012 4:00 PM |
Beyonce - not my baby
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 9, 2012 12:41 AM |
Lindsey Lohan - One more line
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 9, 2012 12:42 AM |
Faye Dunaway - Where's my career
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 9, 2012 12:44 AM |
Whitney Houston: "Kiss my ass!"
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 9, 2012 1:44 AM |
Marlon Brando: genius when bothered.
Kevin Spacey: compelling work nonetheless.
Matt Damon: everyman writ large.
Woody Allen: everyman writ small.
Tom Cruise: tries so hard.
Ben Affleck: luckiest man alive.
Johnny Depp: watch this space.
Peter O'Toole: late Oscar plea.
| by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 9, 2012 7:46 PM |
Michael Fassbender - big swinging dick
| by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 10, 2012 1:14 PM |
Scarlett Johansson
Miss Stupid Face
| by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 10, 2012 1:19 PM |
Colin Farrell: charming, better supporting
| by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 10, 2012 1:25 PM |
Paul Rudd: Charming Please Stretch
Matthew McConaughey: BO as Metaphor
Reese Witherspoon: Charm Overrated Bye!
Peter Dinklage: Hot Please Fuck
Katharine Hepburn: Better As Older
| by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 10, 2012 1:36 PM |
Beyonce - Fake useless baby
Robert Blake - Lucky murderer man
Kim Kardashian- Annoying no talent
Sean Young - Desperation isn't pretty
Faye Dunaway - Remember me please
Michael Pitt - I fucked up
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 5, 2012 9:33 AM |
Wanda Sykes - loud black lesbian
Elias Koteas - rugged Greek bulge
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 5, 2012 11:32 AM |
Gwyneth - cunt cunt cunt
Angelina - cunt cunt cunt
Jessica Alba - cunt cunt cunt
Jennifer Lopez - cunt cunt cunt
Sarah Michelle Gellar - cunt cunt cunt
| by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 5, 2012 11:47 AM |
Elizabeth taylor: hot damn boobies.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 5, 2012 1:51 PM |
Sarah Paulson: lisping, slouching, lip fillers
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 5, 2012 2:12 PM |
Viola Davis-just a nominee
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 5, 2012 11:48 PM |
Henry Cavill: Absolutely No Personality
| by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 5, 2012 11:57 PM |
George Clooney
Gay
gay
gay
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 8, 2012 4:19 AM |
Jennifer Aniston - I know, right? (said with an eyeroll and a snicker)
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 8, 2012 6:27 AM |
I. Hate. Vaginas. Tommy girl.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 9, 2012 1:06 PM |
Judy Garland drugs, booze, smokes.
Liza Minnelli drugs, booze, smokes.
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 9, 2012 1:12 PM |
Jean Seberg- lovely, sad, tragic.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 9, 2012 1:14 PM |
[quote]Elias Koteas - rugged Greek bulge
| by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 9, 2012 2:47 PM |
DANNY PINO: Pass-around party bottom
| by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 9, 2012 3:10 PM |
Tom Cruise: toothy manic grin
| by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 9, 2012 3:35 PM |
Katharine Hepburn:
Katharine Hepburn Imitator
Carol Channing:
Female Impersonator Impersonator
| by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 9, 2012 3:52 PM |
Gwyn Paltrow -
token
black
friends
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 9, 2012 6:16 PM |
Better
Than
You
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 9, 2012 6:22 PM |
Catherine Zeta-Jones - forever thirty-two
| by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 9, 2012 6:29 PM |
Ryan Phillippe - Fuck Me Now
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 9, 2012 6:32 PM |
Luke Macfarlane- love me please
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 9, 2012 6:41 PM |
Chris Colfer: Pug nosed eunuch
Megan Fox: Gorgeous vapid slut
Phylicia Rashad: Entitled faux noble
Kyle Dean Massey: Gorgeous sexy munchkin
Nina Arianda: Ugly up close
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 9, 2012 6:51 PM |
Nicolas Cage: Related to Coppola
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 9, 2012 6:52 PM |
Renee Zellweger: Sucking Lemon Face
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 9, 2012 7:31 PM |
Joe Mangianello: He RAPED me!
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 9, 2012 7:47 PM |
Katie Holmes: Underestimated intelligent strategist
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 9, 2012 8:20 PM |
Matt Damon: The Damon Butt
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 9, 2012 8:25 PM |
Richard Gere: blink clench jaw
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 10, 2012 5:32 PM |
Sandy Dennis: Dances Like Wind.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 10, 2012 5:37 PM |
R115: Smokes Massive Meth
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 10, 2012 6:07 PM |
Janet McTeer: Hello up there
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 10, 2012 6:53 PM |
Guy Pearce: Drugs are bad
John C. Reilly: seriously underrated talent
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 17, 2012 1:43 PM |
Elijah Wood: bug-eyed hobbit
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 17, 2012 2:30 PM |
Sherri Lewis - Feel Up Lamb
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 18, 2012 10:10 PM |
Joseph Gordon-Levitt -- inexplicably smug smile
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 18, 2012 10:21 PM |
Pls describe DANNY PINO in 3 words!!
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 18, 2012 10:43 PM |
GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL...NAUGHTY PRICKS!
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 5, 2012 11:19 AM |
"Scarlett Johansson: open mouth acting"
Can we use the same words for Keira Knightley? (Seriously, why do people think she's talented? Is it because she always does period piece Oscar bait movies?)
| by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 5, 2012 5:26 PM |
Joaquin Phoenix - talented but insane
Robert De Niro - phoning it in
Jessica Chastain - not that pretty
Steve Buscemi - Jeez, those teeth
James Gandolfini - Tony Soprano forever
Michael Shannon - next big thing
Laura Linney - way too nice
Philip Seymour Hoffman - greatest actor lately
Bette Davis - all time greatest
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 5, 2012 5:41 PM |
All of them:
Clinically. In. Sane.
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 5, 2012 6:50 PM |
Zooey Deschanel: Painfully quirky schtick
Lena Dunham: Overwrought, overweight, overexposed
Zosia Mamet: My Daddy's famous
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 5, 2012 7:00 PM |
Brad Pitt - dumb, pretty boy
Johnny Depp - rotten teeth zillionaire
Ben Barfleck - can't act shit
RDJ - mumbles too much
ScarJo - boobs needed, OK
Leo DiCaprio - bloated potato face
Goopy Paltrow - actually very talented
Ryan Gosling - creepy smug butter face
Sandra Bullock - I like Nazis
Natalie Portman - call body double
DDL - still in character
Judi Dench - OK, no problem
George Clooney - ruins every movie
Angelina Jolie - call the paps
Jennifer Garner - s.o.
Reese Witchspoon - s.o
Tom Cruise - Hollywood's creepiest freak
| by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 19, 2014 8:06 AM |
David Caruso
Whip Shades Off
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 19, 2014 11:59 AM |
Rob Lowe - I am Rob Lowe! I am Rob Lowe!
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 19, 2014 1:54 PM |
Amy Poehler - Retarded Bitch Face
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 19, 2014 2:50 PM |
Nicholas Cage
nepotism gone bad
| by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 19, 2014 2:55 PM |
Talia Shire
nepotism provides clout
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 19, 2014 2:56 PM |
Sofia Coppola
nepotism as defined
| by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 19, 2014 2:56 PM |
Marilyn Monroe
stellar comedic timing
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 19, 2014 3:00 PM |
Agree. With. R118
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | August 19, 2014 3:17 PM |
Matt Dillon, hot and hung
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 19, 2014 3:19 PM |
Two Pound Turd
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 19, 2014 3:28 PM |
The cast of Glee: future. Celebrity Apprentice. Contestants
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 19, 2014 3:36 PM |
Seth MacFarlane: Pumpkin Faced Douche
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 19, 2014 4:00 PM |
Jennifer Lawrence: Trashy Skanky Dirty
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 19, 2014 4:10 PM |
David Strathairn: "Not enough Strathairn"
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 19, 2014 4:25 PM |
Kristen Stewart: medicate her please.
Leo DiCaprio: Fat, Fatter, Fattest
| by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 19, 2014 4:53 PM |
Jessica Lange: raw, feral, punk
Vanessa Redgrave: ethereal, light, centered
Meryl Strep: tick, tock, clock
Cherry Jones: lit from within
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 19, 2014 5:06 PM |
Olivia Newton-John
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 3, 2018 11:20 AM |
Mickey Rourke: smells like cheese
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 3, 2018 11:55 AM |