He had some dick when he was young. I wonder if he still wants some.
I'd fuck him hard!
I agree, he experimented. He's bi, mostly str8.
He is somehow very unsexy to me. I also find him very overrated as a musician.
I like his sexy legs
Gwyneth is not truly a bitch. She is just a nutjob and she can be very sweet and caring if you don't trash her. The fact that she married Chris Martin says a lot.
the fact that he chose to be with Gwyneth Paltrow has squashed any feelings of lust from me.
What's the backstory on how they got together?
I can't listen to Muse anymore either because of Matt Bellamy's extreme bad taste in choosing Kate Hudson.
Needs to eat.
He must have the patience of a saint.
Imagine Chris Martin on his knees and looking up at you with those blue eyes. I wouldn't mind fucking him and receiving a blowjob. He seems very easy to me.
Sorry guys, but Jay Z has him branded. Chris Martin belongs to Jay Z and Goop already knows. She won't do anything about it because Chris's fetish for interracial sex with Jay is the only way for Goop to interact with the higher ups, which are Jay Z and Beyonce.
He's probably a loud fuck; what a shame!
This cunt is married to Goop. I'm sure he's having fun with other men and bottoming like a slut twice a day.
The Brits have some useful words to describe his type: bedwetter, or whatever.
He looks like an angel. I'd like his lips wrapped around my cock.
How come nobody talks about him? I find him very attractive, except for his teeth. But very very fuckable.
This thread is really old. There is no news about him. Except for his new collaboration with U2.
R21 that same rumour floated around only it was Gwyneth and Jay-Z.
People just hate him because he has things no one else can have.
and he is very adorable, cute, kinky and totally fuckable.
As insufferable as you think GP is, she is an absolute kitten compared to Chris. And she puts up with a huge amount of shit from him.
Chris Martin sings like a girl! Does he even have a penis?
Guy Berryman is a lot hotter. And there are quite a few Chris lookalikes like Jenson Button, James Morrison and Chris Tomson of Vampire Weekend who don't come with the baggage of Gwyneth. Also, it was pointed out by Rupert Everett that Chris looks like Tony Blair and should play him in a biopic. Ouch.
I loved Coldplay's first album but went off them big time since, downhill all the way. They have had a stranglehold over 21st century music and more clones keep coming such as Tom Odell.
He is fucking gorgeous.
All the hate towards him is disgusting. I want to fuck him slowly and tell him everything will be alright. But I'm sure he doesn't care in the first place.
All the haters can go jump of a bridge. Chris Martin attracts more dick than you sore losers ever will.
I'm not sure if it is Jealousy or Hate.
You fuckers leave Chris alone. He is an adorable boy with weird humor. Just because he married Goop he doesn't deserve the hate.
[r37] Still more fuckable than you ever will be.
I don't think MB exactly chose Kate Hudson, rather she 'pulled a Gwyneth' on him and got knocked up.
So fucking cute. I'm fucking obsessed with him. Someone give me a reason to hate him because I just can't keep living in a world where Chris isn't mine.
Amazing singer. Has everything. What's not to like about this little cutie-pie?
Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years, terribly overrated. I was stuck in a bus with people who came from a Coldplay concerts. The majority were drunken housewife types, crazed out by an exiting night out from their lame husbands.
No real music lover takes their boring and unimaginative music seriously. Goop should get rid of her husband. He will not age well.
[bold]Nobody will remember Coldplay in 10 years[/bold]
Is what the haters say, but CP has way too many fans to forget them.
Love Coldplay and I fuking adore Chris.
People love to say they hate Coldplay as a way to ingratiate themselves.
Not working with me.
And Chris is a babe.
Don't know why Goop is still with him, he seems to be such an uneducated douche. His music is dumb too!
Chris is a passive lover and adorably sweet.
Please don't say anything hurtful towards him. He has done nothing to you. His music has sold over 60+ million albums so you have no right to call his music dumb when there are millions who love it.
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