How%27s%20your%20neck%2C%20Peyton%3F- Yeah, but I'm still the PRETTIEST quarterback in New York!
Marc%20Sanchez
- Hey, Tebow...when you're praying to the Son of God, you oughta be picturing ME.
Tom%20Brady
- Hey, beautiful...you come here often?
Ben%20%22Head%20Injury%22%20Roethlichsberger
- Eli,
Did you and your brother jerk off together as kids?
- You aren't even the best ROOKIE QB, son.
Cam%20Newton
- I wouldn't feed you to one of my dogs.
Michael%20Vick
- Behold the power of Cheesus!
Aaron%20Rodgers
- Boy, would you get up off your knees and get me another Hurricane?
Drew%20Brees
- Shut the fuck up, Eli.
You have 'tard face.
Fuck%20the%20Giants%2C%20fuck%20them%20right%20in%20the%20ass%21%21%21%21
- HA!
- You know Tebow wants to see Manning's big ole cock.
Wants.
To.
See.
It.
Real.
Bad.
- We'll get a real QB someday. For now I've gotta give it up to our defense for keeping the team in games until that running back that takes direct snaps manages to run one or two in the endzone.
Eli, don't you have another Double Stuff commercial you should be filming?
John%20Elway
- Eli, what does Peyton's. Butthole taste like?
Brady%20Quinn
- I don't know, Brades, but he tells me mine smells like springtime in Montana.
E.M.
- Eli,
Your ass is not as nice ass Drew Brees' but better than Tebow's flat one. What say you to that?
- Cam, I ain't no rookie, son.
The%20Very%20Rev.%20T.%20Tebow
- I know how big P and E's cocks are!
Kenny%20C
- One thing I know Eli doesn't have is a big dick.
- Where is your god now, Tebow?
Drew%20%22Single%20Season%20Passing%20Record%22%20Brees
- I'll be glad when this football shit is finally over.
- I *heart* r7.
Della, who has a bad feeling about the playoffs...
- [quote]I'll be glad when this football shit is finally over.
It is never over forever. Alas, it'll all be back before you know it!
- When I moved to Denver several years ago, more than one person told me Elway was gay. These were all straight people, BTW. Maybe he's jealous because Tebow's heart belongs to Eric Decker.
- It has been noted by people in locker rooms that both Eli and Drew Brees have small cocks with Brees' being among the smallest seen among football players. At least they both have great asses, with Brees' being one of the supreme achievements of nature.
- Well, boy, looks like one of is going to the Pro Bowl. You can probably still buy a ticket.
Can%27t%20spell%20%22elite%22%20without%20Eli
- And u still look "special" manning.
Death to the giants!!!!!!!!!
- That's not what some of my Ole Miss friends have said R24.
- I can lose & still waltz into the playoffs.
Praise the Lord & fuck all y'all
St%20Tim%20of%20Tebow
- ...but I'm still the prettiest QB in NYC, aren't I?
M.%20Sanchez%2C%20who%20will%20have%20lots%20of%20time%20to%20see%20musicals%20n
- Please, more questions...Tebow?
- The Christers, in their childlike way, use Jesus and Satan to explain everything. Bad day? You must have angered the Lord. Or let Satan tempt you.
Jesus walks with them and talks with them. Want to win the big game against the Otters? Pray real hard and He will hear.
- You forgot "God works in mysterious ways" when God doesn't do what they asked.
- More questions, Tebow?
- Why does Jesus love you better than me?
- Sorry, r24, there have been too many reports about Eli being very well-hung.
- Hey Timmy, next year's Super Bowl is in New Orleans. I might be pretty busy, but you can go antiquing with my mother.
The%20best%20QB%20in%20the%20Manning%20family
- r35 - please point us to the reports. I have a friend who is an Associated Press sportswriter and he said Eli was average at best.
- I always thought Eli was hot. Wish he would get shirtless sometimes, like Brady and Tebow have.
By the way, happy 31st birthday, Eli!
- Phillip Rivers has a cock as big as my forearm.
- Of the Manning brothers, I can report that Peyton is the bigger by far. And the more versatile, tee hee!
K.%20Chesney
- R37 more details please!
- There is a shirtless picture of Eli around and my reaction was "put your shirt back on." He somehow manages to come off as hot despite being ugly and not having a great body.
- R42, this may be the picture to which you refer.
http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/elimanning.jpg
- I think this photo of Eli is photoshopped, but some sites claim it's actually a drunken Eli.
http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/eli_manning.jpg
- R43 I remember seeing that pic back in 2004, when he started in the pros. He may not be overbulked like a lot of football players, but I'll still take that body of his! Plus, I'd like to see him shirtless now to see if he's added any muscle over the years.
- Misleading Article Title: "Breaking News: Eli Manning is Gay"
"A Decent Community member has reported what has long been suspected but never actually been proven: Eli Manning is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). One of our San Francisco correspondents tells us that his co-worker is good friends with a male lover of Eli’s. Apparently this male lover makes frequent cross-country trips to New York, checks into hotels under a pseudonym (as does Eli) and they do their thing.
The Community has repeatedly asked our correspondent if his information is accurate, and he swears by it, while also stressing that his co-worker was extremely adamant about the validity of the story. And though it may be difficult to believe that a gay quarterback could beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, this is apparently what happened.
We should note that Eli Manning is married — a clever cover-up mechanism indeed! But that doesn’t change the fact that he enjoys antiquing with his mother and wife during the off-season or discount the fruit loops jokes played on Eli by his teammates. The evidence is overwhelming.
The Decent Communtiy does not discriminate based on sexual orientation, but we felt that some of our readers would find this bit of information interesting. Such a prominent athlete being a homosexual is definitely a newsworthy item! Eli Manning is gay — word is out."
http://decentcommunity.com/2008/12/29/breaking-news-eli-manning-is-gay/
- So I'll see you over at your place in a couple weeks, Peyton. Thanks for hosting this year's do.
Love,
L'il Bro
- I'll get you this time, punk.
T.%20Brady
- Tim is hotter than Eli and you just know Eli isn't good in bed. He looks like the type that does a 2 minute fuck then passes out.
Plus you know Eli doesn't wash properly so he's got dingle berries and B.O.
- Tim: Damn, Eli. How is your ass so...fucking...perfect?!! I've been working my tail off in the weight room, and mine isn't even close.
Eli: Well, Tim, seeing as how I don't really work out, it's pretty much just God-given ass perfection. You can do all the Tebowing you want, but it's just what I was given in the ass line before I was born. Maybe God just didn't think you deserved a perfect ass.
Tim: Yeah, maybe you're right. He did give me this lisp, though. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
- You just can't miss Timmy's lisp.
- Joe Namath says Tebow should be dropped by the team.
- "Thought you might want to talk to an actual elite quarterback who doesn't fall to his knees every play."
Eli is on his knees every day. Just not when he's playing.
